WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: sl 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:07.080 *(glasba)* 00:00:07.080 --> 00:00:07.840 (bruhanje) 00:00:07.840 --> 00:00:09.600 MOJE NOVO PODJETJE 00:00:09.600 --> 00:00:11.720 B3 00:00:11.720 --> 00:00:13.880 VELIKE POSKAKUJOČE JOŠKE 00:00:14.020 --> 00:00:15.540 Dobro, kdo ima največje joške? 00:00:15.820 --> 00:00:17.140 Ravno prsa Zoey 00:00:17.200 --> 00:00:17.940 ZGINI FAKING VEN! 00:00:18.440 --> 00:00:19.800 ZGINI FAKING VEN ZOEY! 00:00:19.920 --> 00:00:20.560 Kiana 00:00:20.740 --> 00:00:21.360 00:00:21.360 --> 00:00:23.040 Imaš rit, ampak ZGINI! 00:00:23.180 --> 00:00:24.660 KDO PA MISLIŠ DA FAKING SEM?! 00:00:24.880 --> 00:00:27.440 IMENUJEMO SE VELIKI JOŠKASTI JOŠKI! 00:00:27.640 --> 00:00:29.840 Nikki, zgledaš kot da si iz Tumblr-ja 00:00:29.980 --> 00:00:30.900 *pljune* 00:00:31.040 --> 00:00:32.000 Preziram te (auč) 00:00:32.220 --> 00:00:33.380 Sovražim te 00:00:33.660 --> 00:00:34.260 *pljune 00:00:34.480 --> 00:00:35.700 Ampak posel je posel 00:00:36.060 --> 00:00:36.900 in ti si zaposlena Nikki 00:00:37.080 --> 00:00:38.040 Billy ti tudi 00:00:38.040 --> 00:00:38.840 *prdec* 00:00:38.840 --> 00:00:40.900 Ok, imamo Lilanni 00:00:40.900 --> 00:00:43.480 je Azijka in ima rav- RAVNE PRSI! 00:00:43.660 --> 00:00:44.340 LILANNI! 00:00:44.640 --> 00:00:46.140 ZAKAJ SE SPLOH POJAVIŠ? 00:00:46.160 --> 00:00:46.820 ZGINI! 00:00:46.840 --> 00:00:47.640 Ok, Zoey 00:00:47.640 --> 00:00:48.580 ZOEY! 00:00:48.580 --> 00:00:50.100 TA POGOVOR SVA ŽE IMELA! 00:00:50.100 --> 00:00:51.320 Čas je, da zaposlimo še eno 00:00:51.320 --> 00:00:52.360 Ok, imamo Lillian 00:00:52.360 --> 00:00:53.860 Je najstnica, tatuji 00:00:53.980 --> 00:00:55.880 ODJEBI, ODJEBI LILLIAN! 00:00:55.880 --> 00:00:58.580 Zakaj je tako težko? 00:00:58.740 --> 00:00:59.720 Dobro, zaposlili jo bomo 00:00:59.840 --> 00:01:01.000 Bolje, da si nabaviš implantate 00:01:01.140 --> 00:01:02.220 Dobro, koliko je njena košarica? B to- 00:01:02.220 --> 00:01:03.740 *Pewds rigne* 00:01:04.020 --> 00:01:06.040 Kje so vse veliko-joškaste ženske? 00:01:06.040 --> 00:01:07.140 KONČNO! 00:01:07.140 --> 00:01:08.660 DARILO BOGOV! 00:01:08.660 --> 00:01:10.140 Candice! 00:01:10.420 --> 00:01:11.140 00:01:11.440 --> 00:01:12.340 Zaposlena si 00:01:12.440 --> 00:01:13.760 Fak, vse ste neuporabne 00:01:13.760 --> 00:01:14.940 1 dollar na uro 00:01:14.940 --> 00:01:15.920 Kiana ti si zaposlena 00:01:16.380 --> 00:01:17.260 Tiffany! 00:01:17.440 --> 00:01:18.500 En dollar na uro 00:01:18.600 --> 00:01:19.900 TIFFANY ZAPOSLENA SI! 00:01:20.240 --> 00:01:22.120 ZAPOSLENA SI, ZDAJ PA MI KUPI ČEVLJE 00:01:22.120 --> 00:01:23.180 O MOJ BOG ZOEY 00:01:23.280 --> 00:01:25.000 KOLIKO KRAT ŠE BOŠ POSKUSLA? 00:01:25.000 --> 00:01:27.720 KOLIKO FAKING KRAT ŠE TI MORAM POVEDATI ZOEY?! 00:01:27.760 --> 00:01:30.580 ZGINI VEN IN NEHAJ ZAPRAVLJATI MOJ ČAS! 00:01:30.660 --> 00:01:32.160 IMAŠ NULO POTENCIALA! 00:01:32.280 --> 00:01:33.340 NULO! 00:01:33.340 --> 00:01:34.180 Hey Tiffany 00:01:34.180 --> 00:01:36.320 Nosi ta ritni čep med tem, ko greš nakupovat 00:01:36.320 --> 00:01:36.980 Tiffany reče: pusti to meni 00:01:36.980 --> 00:01:40.140 Mmmmm. 00:01:40.140 --> 00:01:40.860 RITNI ČEP! (analni čep? nevem lol) 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:44.080 DOBRO ZOEY, HOČEŠ DELATI V TEM POSLU TAKO MOČNO? 00:01:44.640 --> 00:01:45.320 IZVOLI! 00:01:45.420 --> 00:01:46.480 VZAMI TA RITNI ČEP! 00:01:46.820 --> 00:01:47.460 *vrže* 00:01:47.460 --> 00:01:48.620 Poišči mi nekaj cigaretov 00:01:48.620 --> 00:01:49.960 IN ODJEBI! 00:01:49.960 --> 00:01:51.700 Moral bom zaposliti mojo zadnjo punco, Marlino 00:01:51.700 --> 00:01:52.360 Marlina reče: naravno (seveda, jasno) 00:01:52.420 --> 00:01:53.580 Ampak rekla je naravno 00:01:53.620 --> 00:01:55.800 IN TU NI NIČESAR NARAVNEGA NA TEJ PUNCI 00:01:55.920 --> 00:01:57.400 O moj bog ta denar! 00:01:58.060 --> 00:01:58.900 KONČNO! 00:01:59.180 --> 00:02:01.500 Končno vladam temu poslu 00:02:01.800 --> 00:02:04.360 Moja mama bi bila tako ponosna če bi me zdaj pogledala 00:02:05.220 --> 00:02:07.880 Kako obravnavam ženske z toliko dostojanstva in spoštovanja 00:02:08.000 --> 00:02:09.480 Še Tumblr bi odobraval ta videjo 00:02:09.980 --> 00:02:12.360 SLAVIMO KRALJA TRŽENJA PROSTITUTK PEWDIEPIEJA! 00:02:12.360 --> 00:02:13.960 PIMPDIEPIE KURVA! 00:02:13.960 --> 00:02:15.440 TO SEM JAZ MOTHERFUCK- 00:02:15.460 --> 00:02:16.560 *rip* 00:02:16.760 --> 00:02:19.840 Pewdiepie je ta kurva z 47 miljoni, vsak hoče biti on...(rap) 00:02:19.860 --> 00:02:23.660 (rap) 00:02:23.800 --> 00:02:26.860 (rap) 00:02:26.880 --> 00:02:30.280 (rap) 00:02:30.340 --> 00:02:31.660 (rap) 00:02:31.680 --> 00:02:35.240 (rap) 00:02:35.240 --> 00:02:38.360 (rap)