WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.020 Welcome to faaaah aaaAAAaaahhh 00:00:03.300 --> 00:00:05.760 It's time for me to review your submissions. 00:00:05.895 --> 00:00:08.355 I asked you to Photoshop these pictures. 00:00:08.360 --> 00:00:12.300 Now I'm going to review them, and for next week, we got a new topic. 00:00:12.300 --> 00:00:14.660 If you're a musician its time to... m... 00:00:14.665 --> 00:00:17.445 to get your Musical.ly on. 00:00:17.445 --> 00:00:20.285 I"m going to add a bunch of audios. 00:00:20.480 --> 00:00:22.720 You can sample it whatever way you want. 00:00:22.780 --> 00:00:26.100 Just make a song. Make a jamming song. 00:00:26.105 --> 00:00:29.155 If you got that beat, let it f-flow. 00:00:29.155 --> 00:00:30.155 Okay. 00:00:30.395 --> 00:00:33.665 Let's go! Let's- let's review this shit. 00:00:42.075 --> 00:00:44.675 Well it said it was for free, so I mean... 00:00:45.085 --> 00:00:46.265 I'll take it. 00:00:48.925 --> 00:00:51.965 Good Photoshop, extremely attractive. 00:00:51.965 --> 00:00:53.895 I don't know what else to say, really. 00:00:57.880 --> 00:01:00.840 Ok, sure. Whatever, good job. GOOD JOB. 00:01:01.200 --> 00:01:02.560 GOOD JOB. 00:01:02.560 --> 00:01:07.480 For fuck's sake, what's with the content joke? I have plenty of content. 00:01:07.885 --> 00:01:09.995 Fuuuu - Jesus. 00:01:10.685 --> 00:01:13.565 If- If I didn't have any content, 00:01:13.565 --> 00:01:16.405 then explain why I'm hunting myself. 00:01:16.405 --> 00:01:18.925 Okay, explain that flawed logic. 00:01:18.925 --> 00:01:21.565 You can't argue with facts. Fff you. 00:01:21.565 --> 00:01:22.885 00:01:22.885 --> 00:01:26.315 "The pupil of your eye can expand over 45% when you see something that you love." 00:01:28.515 --> 00:01:31.195 This is just science. Again. 00:01:32.375 --> 00:01:35.525 STOP... Stop this. Ohh, it's so cute with Edgar though. 00:01:36.125 --> 00:01:37.765 What the- (laughs) 00:01:41.785 --> 00:01:44.775 That's kind of awesome. I don't know why you didn't make the centre point, but whatever, it's cool. I appreciate it. I'd buy it. 00:01:44.775 --> 00:01:47.705 00:01:47.705 --> 00:01:49.545 WHOA! 00:01:50.855 --> 00:01:54.085 What is that? (burp) That's pretty cool. "PewDieLoop?" 00:02:02.455 --> 00:02:03.400 That's creative. 00:02:03.885 --> 00:02:09.565 That's pretty fucking cool. Well done. Well done, "Ompalompan", great name by the way. 00:02:09.565 --> 00:02:10.065 00:02:10.065 --> 00:02:12.925 "I'm punk, so I must rebel. I'm Asian, so I must like math. I dye my hair crazy colours so I must be looking for- "(laughs) 00:02:12.925 --> 00:02:16.015 00:02:16.015 --> 00:02:18.025 00:02:21.075 --> 00:02:24.700 "I'm the biggest channel on YouTube, so I must make billions and millions." (laughs) 00:02:25.200 --> 00:02:26.200 00:02:27.900 --> 00:02:33.900 "Billions and millions" is the shittiest meme I've ever seen, and for some reason, you guys keep posting that. 00:02:33.900 --> 00:02:37.100 "PewDiePie good succ, blond Swedish man gets sucked." 00:02:37.200 --> 00:02:37.700 Okay. Alright. 00:02:37.800 --> 00:02:39.745 Great, great. 00:02:39.765 --> 00:02:44.900 Appreciate, uh, PornHub hic- hitting me up, though, with the- the- with the VIP account. 00:02:45.600 --> 00:02:47.505 I mean... Nothing, nothing happened. 00:02:47.505 --> 00:02:48.005 00:02:48.515 --> 00:02:50.225 "Cocaine, Marijuana, Re-" (laughs) 00:02:52.200 --> 00:02:54.395 Every day, bro! Respecting wamen, bro. 00:02:54.400 --> 00:02:55.300 Now, that's just sexy! 00:02:55.800 --> 00:02:58.900 I think I did a thumbnail like this once. But that's, uh, that's pretty good. 00:03:00.000 --> 00:03:00.800 I would eat it. 00:03:00.900 --> 00:03:03.300 I would, uhh, rub it on my body. 00:03:05.100 --> 00:03:06.000 (soft laughter) 00:03:06.780 --> 00:03:07.900 Wow, it looks so real(!) 00:03:08.000 --> 00:03:11.700 I-I-I almost can't tell that this isn't the- I remember it, though. 00:03:11.700 --> 00:03:14.560 That one time me and fake Marzia had a child together. 00:03:14.560 --> 00:03:19.720 "Do you think God stays in Heaven because he is afraid of what he created?" 00:03:19.720 --> 00:03:23.100 Hey, don't Photoshop Brad, okay? He hasn't deserved it. 00:03:24.000 --> 00:03:25.600 Fuck this. This is the worst meme. 00:03:26.000 --> 00:03:30.380 "Thank you for making - not you - quality content-" (laughs) 00:03:30.380 --> 00:03:32.680 Thank you, thank you! I am the nicest. 00:03:32.720 --> 00:03:36.220 Viewers on YouTube, you guys are too kind. 00:03:36.220 --> 00:03:42.080 What have I done to deserve such a wonderful audience that truly appreciates me (?) 00:03:42.080 --> 00:03:43.940 "What are you, fucking gay?" 00:03:48.800 --> 00:03:52.560 Alright, well, this video is done. Thank you guys so much. 00:03:52.560 --> 00:03:56.940 Uh, I got a- I got a- I got uh, dentist appointment. 00:03:58.640 --> 00:04:00.860 00:04:03.800 --> 00:04:05.720 That was a joke; I'm still here. 00:04:07.880 --> 00:04:08.900 (laughs) 00:04:08.900 --> 00:04:11.320 Nothing like a good old respecting wamen meme. 00:04:11.320 --> 00:04:14.280 Goddamn it! It's not true, by the way. 00:04:15.400 --> 00:04:18.120 If it was myself there, then we can talk. 00:04:18.200 --> 00:04:20.160 "PewDiePie is not original co-" 00:04:20.180 --> 00:04:22.140 WHAT!? No. 00:04:22.200 --> 00:04:24.500 Jacksfilms copied ME. 00:04:24.600 --> 00:04:32.640 Everyone knows that. He's ripping off my whole formula, my whole thing- I did YIAY way before Jacksfilms, guys. 00:04:32.780 --> 00:04:35.200 "Aww, ain't you the cutest lil thing?" 00:04:35.300 --> 00:04:37.040 "Is math related to science?" 00:04:37.400 --> 00:04:39.400 "Oh, no. It's retarded." (laughs) 00:04:39.400 --> 00:04:41.900 Oh, Katy Perry. What happened? 00:04:41.900 --> 00:04:46.900 "Where can I find myself a relationship li-" oh, o-okay. Yeah, no, it's another Brad- 00:04:46.900 --> 00:04:49.120 We do look very cute in that pictre, not gonna lie. 00:04:49.120 --> 00:04:52.980 We do look way cuter in that picture than ANY of these other ones. (laughs) 00:04:54.140 --> 00:04:54.900 WHOA! 00:04:55.260 --> 00:04:57.720 That's fuckin' awesome! 00:04:58.060 --> 00:04:59.100 Hell yeah! 00:04:59.620 --> 00:05:01.780 I- (belch) I always wanted to eat Jack. 00:05:02.620 --> 00:05:04.260 (belch) Oh man, that`s really cool. 00:05:04.260 --> 00:05:07.360 (laughs) Fair enough, fair enough. 00:05:07.360 --> 00:05:08.880 Well played, well played. 00:05:08.880 --> 00:05:15.100 See? Even if you're shit, you can still make it. You can still make it. There is hope for everyone. 00:05:15.100 --> 00:05:20.260 "Did I spend too much time on this? Yes. Do I regret it? Ye-" No, it's fucking awesome. 00:05:20.260 --> 00:05:20.760 00:05:20.760 --> 00:05:21.260 00:05:21.440 --> 00:05:22.180 Hell yeah! 00:05:23.260 --> 00:05:28.760 Well done. I love it, I look like, um... I like the Edgar in the background, as well. (laughs) 00:05:29.640 --> 00:05:34.140 Alright, we're going to the final page, so these best be good, okay? 00:05:34.180 --> 00:05:36.180 Fuck, maybe I should do a fan art competition. 00:05:36.180 --> 00:05:37.260 'Cause these are fuckin' awesome. 00:05:37.620 --> 00:05:39.120 Very cool. Very nice! Jak się masz (Polish) 00:05:40.320 --> 00:05:40.900 Um... 00:05:40.900 --> 00:05:42.140 Absolutely. 00:05:43.160 --> 00:05:48.700 Beautiful. The anatomy of this wach- whamen is, uh, flawless. 00:05:49.020 --> 00:05:50.680 Oh, god. What the fuck is this? 00:05:51.640 --> 00:05:52.380 No, just no. 00:05:52.380 --> 00:05:53.680 Okay? Just no. 00:05:54.040 --> 00:05:56.200 (laughs) Sweden is my city. 00:05:56.760 --> 00:05:57.460 (laughter) 00:05:57.460 --> 00:06:02.020 "Are you religious?" Me: "The Book of Res-" (laughs) 00:06:03.460 --> 00:06:04.760 What can I say? 00:06:04.760 --> 00:06:06.340 "The Pugs Awakens." 00:06:09.800 --> 00:06:13.120 (laughs) I just saw Edgar; so cute~ (more Swedish laughter) 00:06:13.120 --> 00:06:15.900 And Marzia looks amazingly disfigured; well done. 00:06:15.900 --> 00:06:18.340 Uh, really, you really hit the nail on that one. 00:06:18.720 --> 00:06:20.000 "The Pugs Awakens." 00:06:21.100 --> 00:06:21.740 Okay... 00:06:22.760 --> 00:06:23.540 Alright... 00:06:24.520 --> 00:06:26.460 GODDAMN IT! (laughs) 00:06:27.020 --> 00:06:28.880 "He respec, but he also-" 00:06:28.880 --> 00:06:33.880 (weird laughter followed by strange inhale) 00:06:35.400 --> 00:06:37.840 (sigh) Well done. That was good. I like that one. 00:06:38.000 --> 00:06:39.200 WHOA! 00:06:40.840 --> 00:06:42.180 That's fucking awesome! 00:06:42.840 --> 00:06:45.300 Jesus Christ, that's terrifying. 00:06:46.680 --> 00:06:48.660 Why am I so turned on right now? 00:06:50.140 --> 00:06:52.200 Uh, excuse me. I have to do something... 00:06:54.740 --> 00:06:56.820 Just kidding! I'm still here! 00:06:57.740 --> 00:07:00.280 That's fucking awesome. Well done, Goesses. 00:07:00.500 --> 00:07:02.660 "I am pregananant." (laughs) 00:07:05.000 --> 00:07:07.320 You're retarded-arded. (laughs) 00:07:14.240 --> 00:07:16.940 "But this isn't Photoshopped!" Yes, it is! Okay? 00:07:16.940 --> 00:07:20.720 Don't believe the lies of the media... or the Reddit comments. 00:07:20.720 --> 00:07:26.780 "Cocaine. Marijuana. Beer. Direspecting-" (laughs) Of course it had to make it back again. 00:07:27.380 --> 00:07:28.380 00:07:28.960 --> 00:07:31.620 "Pewds gets rekt at SGDQ." 00:07:31.940 --> 00:07:35.500 "I would really prefer if you stopped doing "try not to" challenges." (laughter) 00:07:36.940 --> 00:07:37.940 Aww... 00:07:38.760 --> 00:07:40.020 Aww! (laughs) 00:07:43.200 --> 00:07:47.020 Well done. We-Well use of the shitty source material that I gave you guys. 00:07:47.300 --> 00:07:48.140 Okay. 00:07:48.580 --> 00:07:49.080 NO! 00:07:49.880 --> 00:07:53.160 That is wrong; that is factually incorrect. 00:07:54.420 --> 00:07:57.140 "Pewds should be in 720p, he never uploads-" (laughs) 00:07:57.140 --> 00:07:58.940 Yeah, that's true; I ha- I still have shitty internet. 00:07:59.160 --> 00:08:02.180 "This person tried to-" (laughs) 00:08:03.360 --> 00:08:06.620 I-I-I... Nothing to fear, that's how you know your phone is safe. 00:08:07.640 --> 00:08:09.160 (laughs) For fuck's sake. 00:08:09.400 --> 00:08:10.440 Seriously? 00:08:11.660 --> 00:08:12.660 (laughs) 00:08:15.700 --> 00:08:18.260 That should've been the thumbnail of that video, goddamn it. 00:08:18.460 --> 00:08:23.180 Alright, so the last one, the top one, goes to MassiveWeebYT 00:08:25.900 --> 00:08:26.760 (laughs) 00:08:27.680 --> 00:08:30.440 "Nice touch in the back-" Oh, come on! 00:08:30.445 --> 00:08:32.305 "What's her name?" Of course. 00:08:32.305 --> 00:08:37.380 Uh, excuse me. My name is PewDiePie, alright. I'm a little offended that you misgendered me. 00:08:40.240 --> 00:08:40.740 Okay! 00:08:41.580 --> 00:08:43.800 That was it for this week's of 00:08:43.800 --> 00:08:45.160 FRIDAYS WITH PEEEWPIIIE! 00:08:47.320 --> 00:08:51.260 Honestly, I love these. I think these are my favourite weekly videos to do. 00:08:51.260 --> 00:08:54.960 I know everyone's like "Ugh, oh, he's out of ideas!" 00:08:55.380 --> 00:08:57.800 "Because he asks his fans-" but, I think it's cool. 00:08:57.800 --> 00:09:01.220 I think it's fun, and uh... I uh... 00:09:02.020 --> 00:09:04.780 Yeah, I don't know. It's not that great, actually, now that I think about it. 00:09:05.160 --> 00:09:08.365 It's the same shit over and over, basically. 00:09:08.365 --> 00:09:14.120 But if you think you have the skills for next week, to make it in the video, 00:09:15.200 --> 00:09:16.960 check out the link in the description. 00:09:18.700 --> 00:09:22.240 Make the most lit song possible. 00:09:24.600 --> 00:09:27.480 And you will make it... to the next level. 00:09:28.200 --> 00:09:32.120 My name is PewDiePie, and this has been Bro Awesome. 00:09:34.060 --> 00:09:36.620 That was so cringe. I don't know where I was going with that. 00:09:37.020 --> 00:09:38.200 (kisses fist) SISTER FISTER!