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Welcome to-

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FRI

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AAAHH

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It's time for me to review your submissions

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I asked you to photoshop these pictures, and now I'm going to review them..

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And for next week we got a new topic!

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If you're a musician, it's time to- to get your..

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Music..aly on?

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I'm going to add a bunch of, eh, audios

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You can sample, it whatever way you want, just make-

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make up a song, make a jamming song.

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If you got that beat,

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Let it f-f-f-f-f-flow

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...

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Okay!

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*claps*

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Let's go, let's..

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Let's review this shit!

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...

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*Pewds already questions life*

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...

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Well, it said it was for free.

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So I mean, I'll take it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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*laughs*

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Good photoshop.

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Extremely attractive.

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I don't know what else to say, really..

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*laughs*

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Okay.

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Sure.

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Whatever.

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Good job.

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GOOD JOB.

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GOOOOD JOB.

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For Fuck's sake!

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What's with the content jokes?

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I have PLENTY of content. ( r u sure?)

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You-

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Fine, Jesus..

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If, if- if I didn't have any content

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Then explain why I'm hunting myself!

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Okay, explain that!

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Flawed logic!

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You can't argue with facts!

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...

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F- you

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"The pupil of your eye can expand over 45% when you see something that you love"..

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*looks deeply*

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Well, this is just science.

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Again.

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Stop, stop this.

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Aww- :3

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It's so cute with Edgar though..

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Heh

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WHAT THe actu-ahaha

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*laughs*

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That's kind of awesome.

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I don't know why you didn't make the center point-

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Buht watever.

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It's cool.

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I appreciate it.

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Like I'd-

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I'd buy it.

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WOAH

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What is that?

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*burps like Rick boi*

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That's pretty cool.

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"PewDie Loop"?

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*loading PewDieLoop*

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WOOOOAAAAHHH-

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AHAha!

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That's creative.

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That's pretty fucking cool.

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Well done-

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Well done, "Ompalompan"..

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Great name by the way.

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"I'm punk, so I must rebel"

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"I'm asian, so I must like maths"

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"I dye my hair crazy colors,

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*laughs*

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so I must be looking for-"

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*laughs*

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"I'm the biggest channel on YouTube, so I MUST make

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*laughs*

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billions and millions"..

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*laughs*

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Billions and millions is the shittiest meme

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I've ever seen

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and for some reason, you guys keep posting that-

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*laughs*

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"Pewdiepie good suck"

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"Blonde Swedish man gets succed-"

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O- okay

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Alright

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Great

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Great

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Appreciate, uh, Pornhub h-hitting me up though

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with the- with a VIP account ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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...

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I mean.

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Nothing.

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Nothing happened

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Cocaine.

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Marijuana.

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Resp-

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*laughs*

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Everyday broo!

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Respecting wahmen, bro!

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Now, That's just sexy.

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I think I did a..

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thumbnail like this once.

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But that's, uh-

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that's pretty good.

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I would eat it.

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I would, uh..

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Rub it on my body ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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*why*

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WOW, we look so real.

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*SARCASM 101*

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I- I almost can't tell that this isn't-

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I remember it though..

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that one time me and Fake Marzia had a child together

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"Do you think God stays in Heaven

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because he is afraid of what he created?"

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*laughs*

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Hey, Don't photoshop Brad.

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okay

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He hasn't deserved it.

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Fuck this-

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this is the worst meme.

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"Thank You

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For

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Making

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Not you

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Quality Conte-"

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*laughs*

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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I have the nicest

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viewers on YouTube.

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You guys are

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too kind.

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What have I done

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to deserve

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such a wonderful audience

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that truly appreciates me.

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*SARcaSm 101*  (•-•)

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What are you-

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fucking gay?

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*questions life*

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*kill me* *wot m8*

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Alright

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Well this video is done.

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Thank you guys.

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So much.

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Uh

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I got a-

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I got a-

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I got a, uh-

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Dentist appointment.

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*oh bai doggie*

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*pewds?*

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*guys he gone 4 evr*

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That was a joke.

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I'm still here.

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*laughs*

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Nothing like a good old respecting wahmen meme.

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GOD DAMMIT.

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It's not true

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by the way

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*sure* *yeah ok*

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if it was myself there,

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then we can talk.

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"PewDiePie is not original, copi-"

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WHAT

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No

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Jacksfilms copied me. *hehe*

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Everyone knows that.

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He's ripping off my whole formula.

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My whole thing.

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I did Y.I.A.Y. way before Jacksfilms, guys.

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"[Felix] Aww,

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ain't you the cutest little thing.

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[Katy Perry] 'Is math related to science?'

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[Felix] Oh no...

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it's retarded."

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Oh.

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Katy Perry.

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What happened?

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"Where can I find myself a relationship like-"

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Oh right, okay

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Yeah, no

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It's another Bret..

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We do look very cute in that picture,

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Not gonna lie.

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We do look way cuter in that picture,

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than any of these other ones.

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*laughs*

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WOAH *late earrape warning*

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That's fucking awesome!

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Hell yeah!

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I-*burps like Rick*

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I always wanted to eat Jack. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ;)

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*le rick burp*

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Aw man, that's really cool!

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ha

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Fair enough

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Fair enough

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Well played.

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Well played.

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See,

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Even if you're shit,

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You can still make it

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You can still make it

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There is hope for everyone.

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"Did I spend too much time on this?

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Yes.

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Do I regret it?

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Yes"

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NO it's fucking awesome!

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Hell yeah!

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Well done.

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I love it.

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I look like a-

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I like the Edgar in the background as well.

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*laughs*

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Alright, we're going to the final page.

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So these best be good.

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Okay.

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Fuck, maybe I should do a fan art competition

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because these are fucking awesome.

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Very cool.

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Very nice.

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uh.

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absolutely.

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beautiful.

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The anatomy of this, uh, whamen,

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is uh, flawless.

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Oh, God. What the fuck is this?

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No, just no, okay, just no

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*laughs*

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"Sweden is my city."

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"Are you religious?"

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"Me: the book of respecting women"

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What can I say?

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The pugs awakens?

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*hehe look at markimoo*

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Haha, I just saw Edgar, so cute!

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And Marzia looks amazingly disfigured. Well done.

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Uh, really, you really hit the nail on that one..

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"The Pugs Awakens"

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Okay

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Alright

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GOD DAMMIT.

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"he respect"

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"but he also attac"

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*laughs*

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Well done. That was good. I like that one.

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WOAHH *earrape again*

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That's fucking awesome!

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Jesus Christ, that's terrifying

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Why am I so turned on right now?

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Excuse me. I have to do something.

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *dats a naughty pewds*

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Just kidding.

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I'm still here.

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That's fucking awesome. Well done, Goesses.

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" I am pregananant"

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You're retardadardadard.

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*error*

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"But this isn't photoshop."

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Yes, it is, okay

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Don't believe the lies of the media.

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Or the reddit comments.

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"cocaine"

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"marijuana"

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"beer"

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"disrespectin-"

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Of course it has to make it back again!

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*laughs*

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"Pewds get rekt at SGDQ"

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"I would really prefer if you stop doing ' Try not to' challenges." (¬_¬)

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*laughs*

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aww~

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awwww~

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Well done.

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Well- Well use of the

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shitty source material that I gave you guys

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Okay

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NO

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THAT IS WRONG

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THAT IS FACTUALLY INCORRECT

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"Pewds should be 720p,

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he never uploads 1080p."

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Yeah, that's right. I still have shitty internet.

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"This person tried to-"

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*laughs*

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I, I- have nothing to fear

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that's how you know your phone is safe

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*laughs*

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For fuck's sake.

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Seriously?

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*laughs*

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That should have been the thumbnail of that video..

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God dammit

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ALRIGHT!

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So the last one, the top one goes to MassiveWeebYT

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*laughs*

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"Nice touch in the background-"

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Oh come on!

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"What's her name?"

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Of course!

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Uh, excuse me.

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My name is PewDiePie, alright.

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I'm a little offended that you misgendered me

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*laughs*

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Okay!

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That was it for this week's

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uh

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Friday's with Pewdiepie!

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Honestly, I love these.

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I think these are my favorite weekly videos to do.

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I know everyone's like oh, oh

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Oh, he's out of ideas

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because he asked his fans

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but

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I think it's cool. I think it's fun.

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And uh,

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uhh

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Yeah, I don't know it's not that great actually I think about it

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It's the same shit over and over basically

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But if you think you have the skills for next week to make it into video

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*i doooo pewds*

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Check out the link in the description

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make the most LIT song possible

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and

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You will make it, to the next level

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My name is Pewdiepie, and this has been Bro Awesome

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That was so cringe. I don't know where I was going with that. SISTER FISTER!

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*I've been subbing this for 2 hours..*

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*ive subbed for 40 mins... added some dank memes here and there..*

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*I need sleep*

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*same @ 12:40*

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*thanks for watching guys!*

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*yip yip*

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BOI =) HURRRAAAYYYY

