*Battlefield 1 Trailer Music Plays* I'M THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME PLAYER ON THE PLANET(OFCORSE PEWDS)
*STILL BATTLEFIELD1 MUSIC!*
Ohh! this? this is just my bitch from last night!
*EPIC MUSIC PLAYING*
I don't even know her new name...
*epic music playing again
ANOTHER AGARIO CLONE
*EPIC MUSIC PLAYING*
JAVLAR HELL VETTE
*MOAR EPIC MUSIC*
AHHHH(the sound your mom makes when i come over)
*MOAR EPIC MUSIC
*awkward ass silence*
THIS IS THE TALE OF LEET
Fuck?
Ohh! you play as a tank in this game...That's cute,I'll tank all of dem hoes if you know what i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
So in this game 1-you shoot blocks 2-you level up it's just like MINECRAFT?
No one really attacks each other in this game
Everyone is just a little bitch
Don't you worry,as soon as i'm leveled up,I'M GONNA RECK THESE HOES
Ok,we got an upgrade...so what do you go for...a twins
That's it baby...Keep growing longer( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).....OHH get SHIT ON
OHHH DID YOU JUST SEE THAT SHIT *WITH EPIC MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND*
DID YOU SEETHAT SHIT BABE?!
She's just unconscious..but don't worry,she..she consent
TAKE THIS! YAH GETS DESTROYED
ZERO DEAFFS (JUST FOR NOW PEWDS)
*Shitty sound effect of pewds hitting his gf*
Wake the fuck up babe..you're missing the fucking gameplay ofa life time overhere
what is with the illuminati shit(explosion sound effect)FUCK OFF!
Look,We can upgrade
OHH TRIPLE IT
TAKE THIS BITCH...YAAHH...YABHBUDFIO
You got destroyed BITCH
ohh you want some?you want some?! you wanna play a game
you wanna play a game bitch?! you wanna play a game bitch?! You wanna play a game bitch?!
YAH THAT'S RIGHT BITCH
*HIT SOUND EFFECT X3*
Is she dead?
akward silence
AHH FUCK IT(the other thing your mom says when i'm over)
ohh these fucking noobs
running away from me
*detected sound effect*OZ!
WELCOME TO THE GAME BITCH
DEAD
YOU FUCKING DEAD!
OHH! MR OZ
HOW ABOUT YOU SUCK MY HOLE
DESTROYED
YAAAAHHHHH*WITH A DISTURBING STUTTERING SOUND*
BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD
you wanna fight? you wanna fight me?you wanna fight me?
i'm the strongest motherfucker on this planet
Have you ever sucked a dick
NO! I "BLICKED" BACK
GO BACK GO BACK
WHY DO I KEEP "HEBITING" THE BUTTON?
Bring me back,bring me back...For fuck sake
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU DID THIS
AHH FUCK...GODDAMN IT GODDAMN IT
*SAD MUSIC PLAYING*
*MOAR SAD MUSIC
I PICKED THE WORSE FUCKING CLASS I'M NOT LEVELING UP FAST ENOUGH
THIS IS BULLSHIT
*SHARP INHALE*
yes!ASSASIN,ASSASINOTH,ASSASINATIOOON
*epic music playing*
OHHH
you just got ASSASSINATED BITCH!
*EXPLOSION*
OHHH SHIT
??????
I'M SO GOOD AT GAMES
*HITMARKER*
OOOAAAAH
MORE LIKE OHH YOU DEAD(WTF PEWDS)
*lame ass laugh
OHH GOT'EM
FUCKING QUICKSCOPES
BFFFR
If my mother saw me right now,she'll be so proud(ofcorse she will pewds)
PITCH?
*explosion
YOU GOT FUCKED BITCH
that was for you mom,dont worry about the girl
She's a nice lady
OOAAAH
No,so close
*epic music playing*
Or enough i'm fucking dying from you?
*MOAR EPIC MUSIC*
Jesus Christ
*MOAR EPIC MUSIC*ps:there's more epic music incoming
jesus christ
*drum sound*
FUCK THIS GAME
This game is for fucking pussies
Who's fucking spraying*BRRRR(aka spraying sound)*
you can't
ZERO DEAFFS THAT DOESN'T COUNT (IT DOES PEWDS) -Nuclear? 2016
This doesn't mean shit
You didn't see it!
You didn't see anyone (she can't pewds cause she's a fucking toy)
This is bullshit
Fuck you
Fuck y
ohh
*awkward silence*
ahh
*Siren Sound* (pewds going to a mental hospital confirmed)
Zero Deaffs (one deaths pewds,just face it)
I HAVE A CODE
I'm here to become number #1 in this game
LET'S DO IT
I'm here
*undertale music in the background*
To become the greatest #1 player in the universe (there's only 1 player on the #1 spot pewds wtf)
*MOAR undertale MUSIC*
That's it baby
More levels
Welcome to the real world
*AWP BULLET SOUND EFFECT* fucker
Hey dude :D i'm your friend(no you're not pewds)
*MUSIC PLAYING*
ALIEN:IT'S A TRAP
BYE BITCH*AWP BULLET SOUND EFFECT)
*EVIL LAUGH*
He thought i was his friend(cause you're the youtube sensation redvacktor,i mean pewdiepie so he belived you pewds)
Come here( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),Gorgoroth
Come here Gorgoroth
Good Bye Gorgoroth
Goddamn it
come on buddy
Come on
Ahh you fucking pussy(then go rush him pewds)
Goodnight Sweet Prince
BIATCH
You got "rekt"
Like ey,like i rekt your mom ass(bad joke pewds,get your shit together)
*awp sound effect*
OOAAAAH(the sound pewds mum makes when i'm over
HeadShot
(sharp inhale)
Ohhhh dat feels good(it does pewds)
(RIP HEADPHONE USERS) OAAAH
BOOM BITCH
Came out( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of nowhere
OHH NUMBER 2! (Congrats pewds)
WTF?! MAN
i'M GOING FOR NUMBER #1 (OFCORSE YOU'RE PEWDS)
PPPFFR
I told you guys i'm the greatest player on this fucking planet (if you don't reach #1 then i'll unsub cause you are not the real youtube sensation pewdiepie
I'm catching up to these mother fuckers
OHH OHH
MINE *TEHAHAHAHAH*(laugh)
*another sharp inhale*
I can feel my muscles getting bigger( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
As i....More i play
Aeh-hoooooo
Get Rekt BIATCH
Ohh ohh oh ohh (the third sound your mom makes when i'm over)
*undertale music*
Ohh i missed (with the Static TV noise thingy)
OMG I
*little inhale* NO,NOHOO
*moar music*
Comeback to me
*even moar music*
Wake up x2 (she couldn't handle your d*ck pewds( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*MOAR SAD MUSIC*
Wake up!I love y
Ouaah
*even more sad music*
*sharp inhales*x3
nothing matters
*even moar sad music*(forgot to mention,i said earlier i'll unsub from pewds if he doesn't reach #1 i lied,i can't unsubscribe to senpai pewds,hopefully he'll notice me)-Nuclear? 2016
WAKE UP
*more sad music*
Wake Uhh
*you guess it*
*MOAR sad music*
*finally no more sad music just silence*(i forgot that pewds will talk again in a little bit so there's no silence in pewd's videos)
They said
*awkward silence*
I haven't actually died zero times(no shit you died twice)
Well,they were WRONG(what are you looking at pewds?)
I have returned
To destroy this game FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL(ofcorse you will destroy it pewds)
My "bitch is gone" it's just you and me now(she's a fucking toy pewds)
Ohh i'm shaking
Ohhhhh
It's shaking over here(btw pewds are you smoking?)
I'm so pissed
Number 1! Number 1! or die!
That's me baby
We're gonna level up so fucking fast
You Don't even know
Level 2! BIATCH
Gimme that bullet damage*there's PENETRATION too( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
*moar music
*Laser shooting sound effect*
Zero deaffs(2 deaths*)
I'm having so much fun!
We're going with the sniper(you gonna quickscope them pewds?)
*disturbing music playing*
*awp bullet sound effect*
Techno Down
OOAAH
BOOM BIATCH
Came out of nowhere( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hey buddy
*explosion sound effect*
See you in hell punk
OUAAAH
BOOM BREAITCH
German: [Twenty. Twenty-one! Twenty-two! How much? Twenty-two seventy-five!]
OUAAAH-HAHAHA
OUAHhh
Hey Sony! why won't you make some good games (fuck you xbox you don't have uncharted fucking pc wanna be)
Sorry,I'm a big fan actually
Good night swear prince( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*explosion sound*
BIATCH
Look at this fucker
*EXPLOSION SOUND*
BIIIATCH
We're TOP 10
But we're coming for #1 (FUCK YAH PEWDS THAT'S THE SPIRIT)
Or we're OUT
*explosion sound*
Got'em
Huh-haaaaa
Hey Welcome to the game (nice noscope btw)
BITCH
HAHAHAHA..HUMHUMHUM
*sharp inhale*
Alright,i think i popped a fucking vain
*some nice thug ass music*
MALCOLM:I HATE PEWDIEPIE X9
*explosion sound*
Wet teh fuk is dis?
WTF?
WTF WAS zhat??
*awkward silence*
My haters
*moar dramatic awkward silence*
Thought i couldn't do it(EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE,YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW,SO JUST DO IT)
*Moar dramatic awkward silence*
My bitch
*even moar awkward silence*
My bitch Almost left me :(
But here i am
*moar undertale music*
ONTOP OF THE WORLD!
NUMBHAR 1(i know you could do it pewds,i belive in you)
And number #2 is not even NEAR
I'M THE GREATEST PLAYER ON THE THIS PLANET
in this UNIVERSE
Hey Fede(Fe-Deh)Why won't you suck my fat Fede( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
If you know what i mean ey (i mean pewdiepie is a child rapist,that's why everyone knows 3pac is greatest)
OUAAAAAH(please somone put this voice on a porno and post it on pornhub)
We started with youtube
And we finished it with diep.io
you know what
I Don't even care about this game(cause you care about us pewds right?)
I'm so strong
Nothing can destroy me!(yes there is( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
I'm too strong!
I'm too powerfull
Nothing can defeat me!
Nothing will defeat me!(yes there is pewds just go back one frame)
*awkward dramatic silence*
Whatever
What ever i don't care!
I got my bitch! i'm out
Kisses x3
Peace out umbrays?
Fuck this!
Zero deaffs (3 deaths*)
I Don't even give a fuck!
*lower your volume NOW*
I LITERALLY DON'T EVEN CARE PS:PUT PEWDS TO .5 SPEED LMAO
I DON'T CAAARREEEE
Alright i hope you enjoyed this video*little cute laugh*
I hope you enjoyed this video,if you did leave a like,i really appreciate it
Remember t subscribe kids!
and as always
Stay awsome bros! ps:watch the video to get your daily dose of memes
ANOTHER AWSOME VIDEO TOTALLY EDITED BY PEWDIEPIE AND THIS OUTRO MUSIC AND ART TOO WAS TOTALLY MADE BY THE YOUTUBE SENSATION PEWDIEPIE
Fist me dady
Click on the annotation for your second cancerous video today
10/10 best singing ever right there
I'll fuck your snake -PewDiePie 2016
Pewdiepie i made them watch the rest of the intro so you can get that $$$$$$ -Nuclear? 2016 and pls subscribe to me bros
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