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Don't die okay

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Pew: Don't die okay?

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Blue: I'll try

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I'll try

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We're all going to die instantly

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Yellow: We're all gonna die instantly

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Pew: No-no-no-no--trust me I'm-

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No no no trust me, I'm super good at this game

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I'm super good at this game

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Yeah I'm pretty good too, sometimes

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I, I think I'm better than you

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[Y: on occasion] P: I think I'm be- I think I'm better than you

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[Y: Well I] B: I got killed by Shroud the other day so...

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I got killed by Shroud the other day, so

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Y: Oh really? Congrats--

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I I killed Shroud 5 times

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Pew: I've killed Shroud five times

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*awkward silence*

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B: Yeah, him, Justin, and Dr. Disrespect

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(Background Music)

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Boot camp it is

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Sorry, we're not homosexual

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Orange: yeah sorry we're not homosexuals

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Are you discriminating?

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Pew: are you just [dialog]

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Yeah, I am

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Wow!

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P: wow

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Oh ****, oh no, oh no no no don't say that

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P: oh s****--no-no-no-no don't say that

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[inaudible]

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Green: bro, oh my god--

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G: I was reloading it, and [then] I got wrecked

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G: by somebody

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That's what a gay person would say

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P: That's what a gei person would say...

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[laughs]

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*pew pew*

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Alright green, keep crawling

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P: alright green-- keep crawling

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Y: aw there's two people

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I'm... Ay stand still, what the **** are you doing

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P: Kay, aye-- STAND STILL.

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P: what the f**** are you doing?

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Sorry

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G: fine

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[gunshots]

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Can you stand still?

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[chuckling]

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I'm trying to fix you, oh my god you

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[guns shots directed at Pew]

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P: Oh my god you fu-- *Christian Channel*

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Hey

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P: aye

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Y: whaddup

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'Sup Pewds

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O: sssup pewdzzz

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Oh my god, we have to win now

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P: Ohhh Myy Goddd

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P: we have to win now

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O: How do you know? *idiot*

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How do you know?

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P: HOW DO I KNOW??!! *c'mon man*

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How do I know?

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O: How do you know we're gonna--

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Oh!

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O: OH

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I miss heard you my guy, my bad

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O: my bad

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P: [chuckles]

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(Chuckling)

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I can see the future

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P: I can see the future

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P: that's why

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That's why

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Are we going to win?

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O: Are we gonna win?

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P: I mean-- I just said it

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I mean I just said it

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(Laughing)

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What if we don't?

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O: What if we don't?

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P: you pick-- well, it WILL happen alright?

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Well it will happen alright, don't worry about it

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P: Don't worry about it--

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Just pick where we're landing

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P: ju-pick-just pick where we're landing

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(Laughing) Ok

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O: is that not your style?

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Is that not your style?

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P: [chuckles] yeah yea-- no it's just-- [chuckles]

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Yeah, no (Laughing)

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That is how you win the game dude

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P: THAT is how you win the GAME dude

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O: It's the BIG BRAIN STRAT

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It's the big brain strat

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P: [chuckles]

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That's thinking outside the box

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P: That's thinking outside of the box

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(Laughing)

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O: yeah [chuckles]

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P: I like it

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I like it

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Are you, no your not. Your not really Pewds

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O: Are you- no you're not

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O: you're not really Pewds?

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P: Nahh-- I just sound like him

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No, I just sound like him

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O: yeah a lottt

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Yeah, alot

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O: feels bad man

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P: [chuckles]

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(Laughing)

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Nah I'm just kidding, its me.

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P: Nah I'm just kidding-- it's me

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O: Nahhh-- I don't believe you

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No, I don't believe you

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Alright

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Low key though, where do we drop?

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O: Lowkey though, where do we drop?

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I'm serious, I told you this is how we win

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You **** **** c'mon man, you said it

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I'm dropping there i'm telling you right now

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That's where the loot is

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Your going to be like swimming across and get shot down

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No no no there's two buildings, we get one each

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just for you, pick with one do you want?

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Oh, I already picked

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Alright I got a Health pack

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(Laughing)

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That doesn't sound like the essentials

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(Laughing)

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Alright, what did you get?

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You didn't get a gun?

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(Laughing)

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I got a health pack too

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(Laughing)

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Wait, where are you?

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No no we both get health kits, we got health packs dude

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(Gun shots)

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Look at that, we're **** geniuses

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I told you this is the spot

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I told you!

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This is the strat, what do you mean don't loot there's still a team

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Wait, there's more people?

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Yeah he was knocked, right?

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No you killed one guy, oh ****

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You tell me what you want

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You really, really want

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I really, really want to know

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Just going through a bad Spice Girls reference there, but I guess it's too dated

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Could you sing one?

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Other that the, "Tell me what you want, what you really, really want" no

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That was really good

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(Car beeps)

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Hey, can I drive?

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Umm

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Are you any good?

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Ah, I'd like to think so

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I do autocross racing when I'm not wasting my life on the internet

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Show me the flips

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(Crash)

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(Laughing)

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It's good, it's good

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Alright don't die guys

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I got more if you want?

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Yeah

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What?

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Are you making dirty jokes?

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(Laughing)

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You catch them fast man

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I don't like it, alright

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I thought this was a christian server

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I'm going to have to report you then

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I wont report if you, promise not to make any more dirty jokes, ok?

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Can you even report your own team?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah you can

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You can, don't, don't threaten me to not do it

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(Laughing)

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(Gun shots)

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Dude, this guy has a **** machete dude

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(Gun shots)

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Oh my god, this is what you get for swearing on a christian server

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Oh, look at this guy, what is he doing?

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What is he doing?

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(Gunshots)

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Don't kill him

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He's my christian slave

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You sound like PewDiePie

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I get that alot

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Where you from dude?

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China

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Sweden?

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China number one

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(Gun shots)

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He's alive, he's alive

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What are you doing?

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How does that all miss what the ****, how?

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How?

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How the F...

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Oh my god

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Hey, shut the *********

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Ok, you cant miss this

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Oh my god

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Why are you laughing?

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Oh my god, look at all this epic loot I got now

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Gonna give me anymore tips?

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No tips!

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Alright

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What did you, WHAT?

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Dude, I can hear you

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You are so dead

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No, no, no I heard

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No that's not what you said, you said a not christian word and I'm playing on a christian server

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Can you stop, please?

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Ok, I'm sorry

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Alright, you're forgiven

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I still have to report you though

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You're a piece of trash, garbage

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You're a ****

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You're a...

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Bag of balls

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That no one wants

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(Laughing)

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Oh, that's true

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Alpha is too far, c'mon

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No, it's not

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Yeah, it is

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C'mon

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Alright, if I don't make it

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I'm going to report you

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(Laughing)

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For what reason?

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For lying, obviously

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My Mom works for this game

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I'm not joking

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You got to go around that mountain

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Yeah, I'm not sure we can get past the mountain

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No, no, no yellow said we can make it, I trust

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Yellow you're so banned

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(Laughing)

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No, no I'm in it too, no shut the **** no

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No!

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Behind us!

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Oh behind us

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Yeah behind us

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Don't worry guys, Ill save you

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(Guitar solo)

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I told you, I'm pro

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Watch this solo dinner

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Do you see this, I have five hundred kills

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Stolen other people's kills

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No, I'm doing all the work dude

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You're dead, alright?

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You can't talk

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That's true

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Shit got real dog

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I'm fine

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(Burping)

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Ay, ay, no, I'm going to have to report you now

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But I burped

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Yeah, this is a christian server

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It was like I was a dinosaur

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Wait, that's a point of controversy, let's not mention those Christian

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(Laughing)

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Oh, my, god

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Oh, don't threaten me, I will, yeah

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Did you see that carry last game?

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I, I left, I don't know what happened

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Alright well I got

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I got, five thousand kills but I died at the last one

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Oh nice

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Well you should have stayed, I needed the support

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I'm sorry

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I was busy reporting someone

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Where should we drop?

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Ughh, I don't know

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I'm not good at making choices

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C'mon man you can do it

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Make a choice, we will, we will go there

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No, I want to hear where NordicBlade is going

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Bravo

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Aw

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I swayed his opinion, sorry

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It was a, it was a, it was a beautifully touching speak that he gave and it really swayed my opinion

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And changed my views

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Don't let him influence you, c'mon man

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Be yourself

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Hey man, you can pick somewhere else

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Let's just go to boot camp

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Don't, no he's trying to sway you again

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Don't listen to him

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I, I was thinking like paradise but a lot of people don't like dropping hot spots

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Paradise has the worst **** i've ever heard, don't ever give your opinion again

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(Laughing)

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I'm sorry, I'm just joking

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I know, I got you man

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Ugh, are you kidding me?

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Green, do something green

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I am

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Oh, Oh, oh you're not doing anything green

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Green come here