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Jangan mati oke?

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gua usahain

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Kita semua bakal mati bentar lagi

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kagak, kagak, kagak

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Percaya aja sama gw, gw jago main game ini

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Ya, gw juga cukup jago, kadang-kadang

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Gw pikir, gw pikir gw lebih jago dari lu

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Gw dibunuh Shroud kemaren-kemaren, jadi...

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Gw ngebunuh Shroud 5 kali

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Main PUBG dengan tim random

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boot camp jadinya

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Boot camp homo

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Maaf, kami bukan homoseksual

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Apakah Anda melakukan diskriminasi?

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Ya, memang

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Wow!

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kalau lu mati...

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abis kita mendarat...

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berarti lu homo

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Oh ****, oh tidak, oh tidak tidak tidak jangan bilang gitu

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bro gw baru dapet KAR98 terus pas gw lagi reload gw ditembak

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perkataannya orang homo tuh

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Baiklah hijau, terus merangkak

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Gw- hey diam, lu mau ngapain?

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Maaf

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jangan gerak napa

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Gw lagi berusaha bangunin lu

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Ya tuhan dasar kau

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Hei

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halo Pewds

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Ya Tuhan, kita harus menang sekarang

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gimana lu bisa tau?

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gimana gw tau?

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gimana lu bisa tau kita bakal...

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Oh!

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Gw salah denger bro, maaf

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(Tertawa)

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Gw bisa melihat masa depan

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itulah mengapa

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Apakah kita akan menang?

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Yaaa...Tadi kan udah gua bilang

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(Tertawa)

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Kalo kita kalah gimana?

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Kagak bakal oke, gak usah ribet

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Tinggal pilih di mana kita mau mendarat

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(Tertawa) Ok

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Kenapa? bukan gayalu ya?

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Ya, nggak (Tertawa)

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Gitu caranya kita bakal menang bro

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Itu strateginya orang pinter

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Itu namanya berpikir diluar akal sehat

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(Tertawa)

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gw suka

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Lu beneran... kagak mungkin. Nggak mungkin lu beneran Pewds

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Kagak, cuman suara gw mirip

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Ya, mirip banget

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(Tertawa)

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Kagak, bercanda gw, ini beneran gw

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Nggak, gw nggak percaya

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Baiklah

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Seriusan kita turun dimana?

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Serius gw, gitu caranya kita bakal menang

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Banci lu ah, ayolah lu kan yang tadi milih

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Gw kasih tau gw bakal turun disana

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Disitu pasti banyak Lootnya

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Palingan kita ditembak pas lagi pengen berenang menyebrang

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Tidak tidak tidak

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ada dua gedung, masing-masing satu

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Pilih yang lu pengen

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Gw udah milih

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Oke gw dapet kotak darah

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(Tertawa)

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Nggak terdengar seperti barang-barang bagus

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(Tertawa)

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Oke, lu dapat apa?

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Lu gak dapet senjata?

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(Tertawa)

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Gw dapet kotak darah juga

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(Tertawa)

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Tunggu, lu dimana?

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Nggak, nggak, nggak

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Ini pertanda bagus kita masing-masing dapet kotak darah

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(suara tembakan)

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Liat tu,  hebat juga kita

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Kan gw bilang ini tempatnya

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Gw yang bilang!

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Apaan si? Ini strateginya

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Jangan ngeloot masih ada musuh

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Lah, masih ada musuh?

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Ya tapi udah KO kan?

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Kagak, tadi lu bunuh satu orang... OH SH1T

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kasih tau gua apa yang lu mau

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yang bener bener lu mau

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gua bener bener pengen tau

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Referensi lirik lagunya Spice Girls, kayaknya udah jadul banget

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Bisa lu nyanyiin gak?

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Selain "Tell me what you want, what you really, really want"? kagak tau

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Tuh bagus

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(Bunyi klakson mobil)

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hei, gw nyetir dong

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Umm

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jago nyetir ga lu?

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menurut gw sih iya

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Gw biasa balapan autocross kalau lagi nggak menyia-nyiakan hidup gw di internet

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Tunjukin triknya dong

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(nyerempet pohon)

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(Tertawa)

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Bagus, bagus

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Oke jangan mati guys

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tips yang bagus

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Gw masih ada banyak kalo lu mau

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Lu masih ada tips lain buat gw?

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Ya

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tapi tipnya(ujungnya) doang kan? (tip=ujung)

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Apa?

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ujungnya doang

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Lu lagi bikin lawakan kotor?

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(Tertawa)

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Cepet paham lu

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Gak suka gw, oke?

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Gw kira ini server Kristen

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Sepertinya Gw harus report lu

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Gw gak bakal report kalo lu gak bikin lawakan kotor lagi, ok?

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Emang bisa report tim sendiri?

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bisalah

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Bisa kok, jangan ancam-ancam gw biar kagak nge-reportlu ya

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(Tertawa)

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(Tembakan tembakan)

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Bro, ni orang punya golok bro

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(Tembakan tembakan)

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Ya Tuhan, ini jadinya kalo lu ngomong kotor di server Kristen

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Oh, liat ni orang, ngapain dia?

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Ngapain dah dia?

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(Suara tembakan)

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Jangan bunuh dia

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Dia budak kristen gw

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Suaralu mirip PewDiePie

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Banyak yang bilang

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Asal lu darimana bro?

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Cina

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Swedia?

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Cina nomor satu

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(Tembakan tembakan)

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Dia masih hidup masih hidup

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Ngapain lu?

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GIMANA CARANYA BISA MISS SEMUA WTF!!

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GIMANA!?

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GIMANA CARANYA!?

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Ya Tuhan

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Hei bacot lu

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Oke gak mungkin lu miss yang ini

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Ya Tuhan

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Napa lu ketawa? Gw-

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Ya Tuhan, lihat nih loot-lootnya

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Bisa kasih gw tips lagi?

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Kagak ada tips!

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Baik

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Lu ngomo- APA?

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Bro, gw bisa denger lu

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Mati lu

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Kagak itu gw cuman ngorok

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Nggak, nggak, nggak gw denger kok

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Kagak lu nggak ngorok, lu ngomong bahasa kotor dan gw lagi main di server Kristen

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Bisa diem gak lu?

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Ok, maaf

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Oke gw maafin

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Tapi tetep harus gw report

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Dasar sampah lu, sampah

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Dasar pelakor

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Dasar...

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Kantung biji...

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yang kagak ada yang mau

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(Tertawa)

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Oh, emang iye

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Alpha kejauhan, ayolah

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Kagak kok

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Iya kejauhan

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Ayo

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Oke, kalo gw gak nyampe

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bakal gw report lu

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(Tertawa)

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Atas apa?

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Gara bohong lah jelas

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Emak gw kerja di game ini

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seriusan gw

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Lu harus melewati gunung

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Ya, gw nggak yakin kita bisa melewati gunung

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Nggak, nggak, nggak si kuning bilang kita bisa nyampe kok

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Oi kuning kebanned dah lu

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(Tertawa)

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(gw doang yang gak nyampe)

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Nggak, nggak, gw nyampe juga kok jangan bacot

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Nggak!

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Di belakang kita!

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Oh di belakang kita

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Ya di belakang kita

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Kalem, gw selamatin lu semua

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(Gitar solo)

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Kan gw bilang, gw pro

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Liat nih solo dinner

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Liat nggak? kill gw 500

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Nyolong kill orang

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Kagak, usaha gw semua itu bro

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Lu mati, oke?

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orang mati gak bisa ngomong

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Iye emang

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Waktunya beraksi bro

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kalem

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(Bersendawa)

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Ay, ay, gw report lu ya

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gw kan sendawa doang

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Ya, ini server Kristen

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berasa kayak dinosaurus gw

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Eh tunggu, kontroversial itu, jangan kasih tau orang-orang Kristen

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(Tertawa)

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Ya Tuhan

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(orang dari game sebelumnya)

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oh si tukang report nongol lagi

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Oh, jangan macem-macem , kalo nggak...ya

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Lu liat carry gw nggak game sebelumnya?

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Gw, gw pergi, gw nggak tau apa yang terjadi

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Oh oke sip

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Gw ngekill 5000 orang tapi mati pas yang terakhir

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Oh bagus

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Coba tadi lu ada, butuh support gw

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Maaf

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Tadi gw lagi sibuk nge-report seseorang

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Di mana kita mendarat?

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Ughh, nggak tau

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Gw kagak jago bikin pilihan

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Ayolah, Lu pasti bisa

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Buat pilihan, biar kita, biar kita kesana

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Kagak, gw maunya denger usulan NordicBlade

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Bravo

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Aw

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maaf gw malah mempengaruhi

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omongannya sangat menyentuh sehingga mempengaruhi opini gw

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Dan mengubah pandangan saya

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Jangan lu biarin dia mempengaruhimu, ayo

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Jadilah dirimu sendiri

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Hei kawan, lu bisa milih tempat lain

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Ke boot camp aja ayok

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Jangan,nggak, dia pengen mempengaruhi lu lagi

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Jangan dengerin dia

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Gw mikirnya Paradise tapi banyak orang nggak suka mendarat di medan perang

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Paradise isinya tokai semua, nggak usah kasih opini lagi lu

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(Tertawa)

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Maaf, bercanda

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Tau, kalem aja

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Ugh, bercanda ni?

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Hijau, lakuin sesuatu lah

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ini lagi dilakuin

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Oh, oh, oh lu nggak ngapa-ngapain hijau

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Oi hijau sini

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hijau!