WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.310 --> 00:00:01.500 Ehhhhh how's it going!!! 00:00:01.650 --> 00:00:02.530 Buh uh Breuhs 00:00:02.530 --> 00:00:04.530 je m'appelle (my name is) 00:00:04.630 --> 00:00:05.920 ahhhh pewdiepie 00:00:08.020 --> 00:00:09.140 Leh Edgar 00:00:09.220 --> 00:00:10.940 Shud ze fuck up Felix 00:00:12.620 --> 00:00:17.260 Welcome to Passpartout- The Starving Artist 00:00:17.260 --> 00:00:20.280 Let see how long I will do this accent 00:00:20.400 --> 00:00:22.380 Pewdiepie plays a game! What is this? 00:00:22.380 --> 00:00:23.840 twenty seven five 00:00:23.980 --> 00:00:25.880 Act 0 00:00:26.700 --> 00:00:27.740 Here we go 00:00:28.920 --> 00:00:31.100 this is [a] game about love 00:00:31.200 --> 00:00:31.820 drawing 00:00:32.500 --> 00:00:34.920 and only drawing, I don't know why I added love in there 00:00:34.920 --> 00:00:37.220 Maybe maybe there's a love in there somewhere 00:00:37.260 --> 00:00:39.360 'click the easel to start painting' 00:00:39.360 --> 00:00:41.360 What's an e-- oh that's an easel 00:00:42.540 --> 00:00:45.200 I did not know that well I can draw whatever I want? 00:00:47.460 --> 00:00:51.100 I will draw Slippy and it's perfect rendering 00:00:54.200 --> 00:00:57.400 Is it what this game is about you just draw? 00:00:58.320 --> 00:00:59.160 that's awesome 00:00:59.660 --> 00:01:07.160 [intense background music] 00:01:07.440 --> 00:01:14.040 Why do I even bother this is so shit? What the fuck is this? Oh, it's done. I guess 00:01:15.180 --> 00:01:16.880 Wait, I can't - put it somewhere 00:01:17.700 --> 00:01:18.400 here 00:01:19.140 --> 00:01:20.540 here ? 00:01:20.540 --> 00:01:25.040 I don't-- all right there. Okay can someone please buy this painting 00:01:25.520 --> 00:01:27.020 Jeff (of course) 00:01:27.020 --> 00:01:30.340 Hey, what up daug you want to buy my Jeff? 00:01:31.420 --> 00:01:32.819 Please buy it 00:01:33.040 --> 00:01:35.580 Now well shove your baguette up your ass boi 00:01:35.580 --> 00:01:36.920 [inhale] 00:01:37.040 --> 00:01:39.160 [disgusting burp] Yeeeees, I'll take it 00:01:39.280 --> 00:01:42.780 I guess he like Jeff huh, I guess we just draw another one 00:01:42.780 --> 00:01:44.509 Is this what we're going to do this video 00:01:44.509 --> 00:01:49.180 just fucking draw? I think by the shade of this you can already tell who I'm drawing 00:01:49.200 --> 00:01:54.640 There's only one man in the world with this beautiful skin complex and his name rhymes with rump 00:01:54.920 --> 00:02:01.780 But I don't know okay. That's that's him there you go. Why do I even bother? We'll call him rump 00:02:02.740 --> 00:02:05.740 Does anyone want to buy rump? Please 00:02:07.140 --> 00:02:12.640 Might as well just call this video 'Pewdiepie draws for a fucking hour ' Jesus christ 00:02:13.880 --> 00:02:16.680 All right, who else should we draw. I'm taking suggestions 00:02:16.880 --> 00:02:19.820 You made a painting mate, but you didn't make it art 00:02:20.140 --> 00:02:20.740 'Cynth' 00:02:20.740 --> 00:02:23.340 Cynth has you seen your fucking face?? 00:02:23.360 --> 00:02:24.900 'cause you look like SHIT 00:02:24.900 --> 00:02:28.260 there you go finally someone who knows 00:02:28.420 --> 00:02:31.320 pleasure doing business with you B-daug 00:02:31.520 --> 00:02:36.240 all right speaking of dogs, let's draw this shitty meme that everyone is obsessed with 00:02:36.240 --> 00:02:37.520 and I don't understand why 00:02:37.540 --> 00:02:43.500 Déjà vu [earrape] 00:02:44.920 --> 00:02:48.540 I honestly was not implant-- planning to enjoy this game so much 00:02:49.420 --> 00:02:52.220 I was like why are people playing this game? All you do is draw 00:02:52.220 --> 00:02:57.600 What's the fucking point? Yeah idiot you're all idiots and Meanwhile here I am 00:03:00.620 --> 00:03:02.420 Well, I'm pretty sure 00:03:02.620 --> 00:03:03.880 that 00:03:04.180 --> 00:03:09.580 If YouTube doesn't work out I can always become just a street artist 00:03:09.780 --> 00:03:14.440 'cause god damn look at this piece of art. It makes me emotional 00:03:14.700 --> 00:03:21.440 I'm having an emotional episode right now. This is so goddamn beautiful. I don't know where to begin 00:03:21.580 --> 00:03:26.440 I did it. I did it. It's my Mona Lisa. It's my hot dog 00:03:26.800 --> 00:03:34.920 But a hot dog hot dog everybody that's my name hotdoghotdogerrybody 00:03:35.020 --> 00:03:37.780 there you go, and that will be saw oo you fucking whore 00:03:37.780 --> 00:03:39.000 you best not 00:03:39.000 --> 00:03:40.640 if you criticize 00:03:40.640 --> 00:03:46.960 Microaggressions are those everyday comments or used by the privileged to keep others in their place 00:03:47.380 --> 00:03:49.040 microaggressions accumulate 00:03:49.560 --> 00:03:50.780 FUCKYOU 00:03:51.240 --> 00:03:53.580 I put my heart and soul into that 00:03:54.000 --> 00:03:55.200 Literally kill yourself. 00:03:55.400 --> 00:04:01.360 What does she want from me? What will make her satisfied? Now I know what triggered people feels like 00:04:01.360 --> 00:04:06.400 Cuz fuck Jesus Christ, alright. See if you can guess which one I'm drawing now 00:04:07.100 --> 00:04:08.940 This is gonna be my new Mona Lisa 00:04:09.640 --> 00:04:13.620 Lacks energy fu-- Cynth! How about you take some cyanide, okay? 00:04:14.740 --> 00:04:19.400 Have you thought about that see how your energy goes you fucking bitch you fucking whore 00:04:19.440 --> 00:04:24.500 Sorry I might seem aggressive, but it frustrates me when people say they know art 00:04:24.500 --> 00:04:26.300 Shi-- . Yes, you will have it with your baguette 00:04:26.300 --> 00:04:28.640 take it finally someone that understands 00:04:28.920 --> 00:04:30.740 and appreciates 00:04:45.740 --> 00:04:47.940 Yeah it's perfe--haha 00:04:52.240 --> 00:04:59.040 Yes, okay. Here we go. Sell it look at that shit boy. It's absolutely stunning 00:05:06.600 --> 00:05:11.080 You fucking what mate let's sell it hopefully fucking cyanide bitch will appreciate it 00:05:14.960 --> 00:05:17.340 I guess we just keep drawing 00:05:17.380 --> 00:05:20.060 Steve, why don't you... 00:05:22.540 --> 00:05:23.380 leave 00:05:23.380 --> 00:05:25.920 He did he did leave, okay? Well, whatever 00:05:26.020 --> 00:05:27.080 Lacks energy, I don't like-- 00:05:27.200 --> 00:05:30.640 IT'S DOING THIS HOW IS THAT NOT ENERGY FOR YOU? 00:05:30.840 --> 00:05:33.820 Maggie, you spiked hair fucking whore 00:05:34.700 --> 00:05:39.180 Sorry, I get too emotional about my art some say I can't take criticism 00:05:39.340 --> 00:05:43.280 I'll draw something close to my heart then George fuck no one wants to buy it 00:05:48.360 --> 00:05:51.000 beautiful piece of art 00:05:51.380 --> 00:05:53.240 why does no one want my arrrt 00:05:53.420 --> 00:05:56.780 Colors too crazy. The fuck do they want from me 00:05:57.080 --> 00:05:59.100 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME (stop it's too close) 00:05:59.300 --> 00:06:03.200 Literally kill yourself Maggie. I don't know why you come here to spit at my work 00:06:03.500 --> 00:06:06.800 She's such a mean person such a mean spirited person 00:06:06.960 --> 00:06:08.600 okay well, let's try this again 00:06:08.780 --> 00:06:10.600 literally stop stop okay 00:06:10.640 --> 00:06:12.640 I'm trying my best here 00:06:21.040 --> 00:06:24.600 Wait I changed to spray, but I don't want spray. What the fuck 00:06:26.340 --> 00:06:27.540 NOOOOOO 00:06:27.880 --> 00:06:30.100 I clicked it away by accident 00:06:30.700 --> 00:06:32.800 I'm gonna have to sell Ponr hub 00:06:33.020 --> 00:06:34.840 Why is there not a regret button? 00:06:35.740 --> 00:06:39.200 Why does my life not have a regret button, can someone answer me that? 00:06:39.900 --> 00:06:43.940 I'm gonna have to speed up now otherwise. I'm gonna run out of fucking business. God damn it 00:06:44.220 --> 00:06:49.220 Okay, it's done, and it's beautiful 00:06:50.440 --> 00:06:56.800 Okay, can someone please for the love of God buy this one, or else I'm going out of baassnuzz 00:06:57.140 --> 00:07:00.260 'Skillfully made' You bet your fucking sweet ass it's skillfully made 00:07:00.580 --> 00:07:02.360 What us this scale mean? 00:07:02.360 --> 00:07:03.840 Alright bid higher 00:07:03.840 --> 00:07:06.280 Hell yeah mother fucker hell yeah 00:07:06.280 --> 00:07:08.740 I'm the king I'm the goddamn king 00:07:08.740 --> 00:07:11.080 this is gonna be my Mona Lisa, I know it 00:07:18.460 --> 00:07:23.480 Sugoi desu, sudoi-- sugoi ekusu ne-- kawai desu-no 00:07:27.380 --> 00:07:32.780 Yes, I would buy that I would definitely buy that hell yeah 00:07:32.780 --> 00:07:35.000 xxsugoitacion [awesometation] 00:07:35.280 --> 00:07:39.500 that one I will sell for at least a couple of dollars 00:07:39.620 --> 00:07:40.880 this one is personal 00:07:41.440 --> 00:07:44.020 I really hope uhhh you guys are gonna like this one 00:07:45.640 --> 00:07:48.240 Comment comment along if you figure out what it is 00:07:48.340 --> 00:07:50.740 two hundred? Hell yeah 00:07:50.740 --> 00:07:53.800 Xxsugoitacion is yours, buddy 00:07:54.140 --> 00:07:57.000 I just realize how incredibly obvious it is when I'm drawing 00:07:57.260 --> 00:07:58.720 if I start it like this 00:08:04.160 --> 00:08:07.960 Have you guessed what I'm drawing yet? 00:08:09.060 --> 00:08:09.620 No? 00:08:10.280 --> 00:08:12.280 Well try again mother fucker 00:08:20.700 --> 00:08:21.880 BOOOOi 00:08:22.760 --> 00:08:27.280 hell yeah, my name a Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin 00:08:27.860 --> 00:08:31.860 Yes, I can rap and no I'm not from Crompton 00:08:32.140 --> 00:08:34.000 YES it's AWESOME! 00:08:34.000 --> 00:08:38.420 I love it. He's so-- I would buy this art and I know you would too 00:08:38.520 --> 00:08:40.920 I'd call this one England is my 00:08:41.980 --> 00:08:42.540 City 00:08:43.200 --> 00:08:44.380 beautiful 00:08:44.660 --> 00:08:47.380 This one is gonna go for a lot, I can tell 00:08:47.480 --> 00:08:51.520 'I hate pink' Well, then you hate life because if you hate on this art 00:08:51.520 --> 00:08:57.549 Then you hate life itself this man is God this man is God himself you were born from this man 00:08:57.550 --> 00:08:59.300 You may not know it, but you are 00:08:59.300 --> 00:09:01.250 Fuck you George 00:09:01.360 --> 00:09:02.980 This better be good 00:09:05.020 --> 00:09:08.700 Shut up. What is he drawing? I don't know 00:09:09.040 --> 00:09:13.080 This is truly beautiful. This is going to change lives 00:09:13.220 --> 00:09:15.220 Is it Spongebob perhaps? 00:09:15.400 --> 00:09:17.180 the answer will shock you 00:09:20.280 --> 00:09:21.860 All right it's Michael from Vsauce. 00:09:21.980 --> 00:09:25.180 Yeah, no fuck it I don't-- goddamn 00:09:29.700 --> 00:09:32.520 just give me money, just give me money at this point 00:09:32.600 --> 00:09:36.420 'Where's the energy mate it's so--' Fuck you. Okay? Let's finish this off 00:09:36.660 --> 00:09:40.280 Let's finish this off with a good meme , a good meme everyone. 00:09:40.280 --> 00:09:42.740 I'm sure you all recognize this guy 00:09:48.520 --> 00:09:51.880 But wait a minute. It is not finished yet 00:09:58.680 --> 00:10:00.820 Now that's a logo type right there 00:10:03.480 --> 00:10:06.360 Fine, I'll sell fucking Vsauce 'cause it's so ugly 00:10:06.960 --> 00:10:08.340 There it is 00:10:08.660 --> 00:10:14.879 Okay, all right. I think I think it's time for me to stop. I am clearly addicted. This is a super fun game 00:10:14.879 --> 00:10:20.368 I really enjoy it. No one will buy my fucking Nick Crompton. I don't get it. I don't get it 00:10:20.369 --> 00:10:23.459 What do I have to do here? What do I have to do here? Maybe change name on it? 00:10:24.220 --> 00:10:26.760 Anyway, if you enjoyed this video, please leave a thumbs up. 00:10:26.760 --> 00:10:31.360 Thank you guys so much for watching I'll see you tomorrow with another episode, another 00:10:31.480 --> 00:10:33.360 'Bad col--' fU-you piece of SHIIIIT