WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.039 --> 00:00:01.479 Cuphead 00:00:01.479 --> 00:00:03.928 People are loving cuphead 00:00:03.928 --> 00:00:04.428 It's got ten out of ten on Steam thousands of user reviews you guys seem to love it as well, and I criticized 00:00:10.660 --> 00:00:11.660 uuuuuhhhhhhh 00:00:11.760 --> 00:00:13.760 Game Journalists for being 00:00:14.799 --> 00:00:18.509 Bad at the game now that the game has been out a couple of days. Let's see 00:00:19.029 --> 00:00:25.829 What major gaming media outlets are saying about cuphead I find cup heads difficulty? 00:00:26.980 --> 00:00:28.980 infuriating not fun 00:00:35.469 --> 00:00:41.729 Okay that was kataka what about polygons, please don't let cup head speedruns. Make you feel bad about yourself 00:00:42.610 --> 00:00:44.789 Don't feel bad about being bad at games 00:00:45.670 --> 00:00:51.120 Just don't feel bad. Please can we have a moment of silence for all the bad gamers? 00:00:51.699 --> 00:00:54.719 Can we please. I find it really interesting how there's such a 00:00:56.500 --> 00:00:58.500 difference between 00:00:59.050 --> 00:01:04.290 Gamer and a game journalist with movie reviews I tend to listen to critics 00:01:05.049 --> 00:01:09.269 More because they're professional. It's their job. They know how to analyze 00:01:09.939 --> 00:01:11.740 movies 00:01:11.740 --> 00:01:17.339 Differently than your typical eye, but with games it just seems like the complete opposite 00:01:17.340 --> 00:01:23.820 I listen to what the audience review is rather than the critic review because when you're this bad at games 00:01:24.520 --> 00:01:29.430 Why should I listen to what you have to say about the game is hard yes, but it's not impossible 00:01:30.070 --> 00:01:33.930 cuphead really sparked the debate on difficulty in games and 00:01:34.689 --> 00:01:42.269 It even came out an article saying can we have our skip boss fight bottom now Game Journalists? 00:01:42.970 --> 00:01:47.159 wants to have a skip boss fight button 00:01:51.110 --> 00:01:55.779 But they really laid the foundation of this article very nicely 00:01:55.780 --> 00:02:01.480 I would say those who spread toxicity are those most likely to be on the side of condemning 00:02:01.910 --> 00:02:06.639 Gaming options that remove challenge so anyone that wants a gaming challenge 00:02:07.160 --> 00:02:10.359 You're spreading toxicity. Okay. You need to tone it down a bit 00:02:10.880 --> 00:02:16.839 Because you're being quite toxic right now. Can you imagine how annoying it must be that have a challenging bossfight? 00:02:16.970 --> 00:02:22.929 And then there's just this skip boss button dangling right next to your face like are you sure oh? 00:02:23.300 --> 00:02:28.570 Jeez, this boss is a little difficult. Are you sure you don't want to skip this one buddy look come on click me 00:02:28.570 --> 00:02:34.629 That's got to be the worst idea. I've ever heard the journalist also tweeted anyone who ever uses the word 00:02:35.180 --> 00:02:38.590 gameplay needs to seriously consider their life choices 00:02:39.260 --> 00:02:41.379 What the heck is wrong with gameplay? 00:02:43.700 --> 00:02:48.250 Hasn't PC gamer banned the word from its article. I should bloody hope so 00:02:50.030 --> 00:02:53.199 What did I miss here what happened what happened I? 00:02:53.780 --> 00:02:58.030 Don't want to say. I just don't understand. I did a little bit of digging to understand 00:02:58.030 --> 00:03:05.890 Why gameplay is a trigger word apparently for a game journalist and apparently it's because it minimizes video games as an art form 00:03:06.260 --> 00:03:10.839 Telling developers how they should make games minimizes games as an art form 00:03:11.300 --> 00:03:16.749 Ok cuphead knows what he wants to be and it sticks with it. It's not made for a wide audience 00:03:17.360 --> 00:03:23.169 And he doesn't have to be and the people that do love it. Love it, and that's why it's getting so much praise 00:03:24.200 --> 00:03:28.000 Lastly no one cares like if I had a friend. That was bad at a video game 00:03:28.000 --> 00:03:32.949 I wouldn't actually care all these means about like get good or no casuals 00:03:32.959 --> 00:03:39.369 It's a joke like how hurt can you be from it? Please? Don't let cut pic speedruns make you feel bad 00:03:40.489 --> 00:03:42.489 I 00:03:43.340 --> 00:03:47.410 Probably taught way too much, and I honestly just want to play the game 00:03:47.750 --> 00:03:51.309 So I'm just gonna do that okay a lot of you guys pointed out. I didn't actually 00:03:52.790 --> 00:03:55.449 equip my goddamn extra heart point 00:04:01.069 --> 00:04:03.199 I'm thinking I'm gonna go with the automatic carry though 00:04:03.810 --> 00:04:11.209 So you haven't equipped any of it. It's so stupid. See you know even even a pro gamer like myself will make mistakes oh 00:04:11.940 --> 00:04:13.940 Cool, I'm in a plane 00:04:14.519 --> 00:04:17.719 Weight shrink oh, it's like okay 00:04:19.949 --> 00:04:22.099 Hey cool 00:04:23.400 --> 00:04:27.169 Whoa so cool. Oh, it's a visit a boss. Oh 00:04:29.400 --> 00:04:33.949 Shoes she literally killed me with a laugh attack 00:04:36.720 --> 00:04:38.720 That's a meanie right there 00:04:40.680 --> 00:04:43.519 She became a cow everybody or a bull 00:04:49.380 --> 00:04:52.579 Okay well clearly I've already failed. There's no way yeah. There you go 00:04:54.270 --> 00:05:01.430 Wow good job Felix let me change extra hit points. It would probably do me better here. Yes own everybody Oh 00:05:08.810 --> 00:05:10.810 Oh 00:05:24.169 --> 00:05:26.348 Why am I so bad what the heck man 00:05:27.860 --> 00:05:29.860 Stop oh 00:05:30.949 --> 00:05:37.269 No oh no, I'm gonna be here a while Oh, No so apparently this game was made literally just by three people 00:05:37.879 --> 00:05:39.879 How crazy is that? 00:05:40.550 --> 00:05:42.550 gosh damn, man 00:05:43.190 --> 00:05:49.599 Apparently also they had to take out a more second mortgage on their house just to be able to afford funding the game 00:05:50.539 --> 00:05:57.098 Now tonight's it's pretty cool. It shows the passion of wanting to make something. What is happening it might a bomb. That's a little offensive 00:05:57.740 --> 00:06:00.280 Okay, now you went too far cut head 00:06:01.190 --> 00:06:05.169 I'm so bad at this boss. I don't blow. That's so cool. What is happening? 00:06:06.830 --> 00:06:08.830 Okay this 00:06:10.080 --> 00:06:11.409 I 00:06:11.409 --> 00:06:13.829 Made it halfway that time. Thanks mom I 00:06:15.190 --> 00:06:18.359 Mean trihard mo now it happened finally 00:06:20.949 --> 00:06:28.739 I'm doing amazing though. This is it mom. I don't wanna dodge that I did it 00:06:32.860 --> 00:06:34.860 Shoes 00:06:39.120 --> 00:06:43.549 Love the music - it's the kind of thing I would snap my fingers - if you know what I mean 00:06:48.810 --> 00:06:50.810 Oh 00:06:52.740 --> 00:06:56.539 What what it mean stop 00:06:59.240 --> 00:07:03.820 I'm a bomb I hit the wrong thing alright. We're getting there. Oh 00:07:07.800 --> 00:07:13.820 Close one, what is she doing? What is she doing? What is she doing? What is happening? Oh? 00:07:16.400 --> 00:07:20.740 Whoa what the heck er that's so cool 00:07:27.000 --> 00:07:29.000 Why would you want to skip a boss? 00:07:30.060 --> 00:07:32.060 This is so dope Oh 00:07:32.640 --> 00:07:38.180 Shoes, I almost got it. Okay. I'll get it this time so it's random which one they turn into oh 00:07:39.090 --> 00:07:41.090 I don't know how to dice this 00:07:41.340 --> 00:07:43.340 Okay, just go around 00:07:43.910 --> 00:07:45.910 oh 00:07:46.170 --> 00:07:48.170 I love it 00:07:49.650 --> 00:07:53.570 SoDo if we get into Perry I'm not gonna get super now goddamn it 00:08:00.120 --> 00:08:04.489 No come on one more life come on yes nice 00:08:06.000 --> 00:08:08.000 Listen all right, whatever 00:08:09.540 --> 00:08:13.429 Okay, all right don't look don't look hey 00:08:14.910 --> 00:08:18.260 A+, A, A, A 00:08:20.310 --> 00:08:26.570 Shut up no no no it said a-plus everyone knows it it's yes, I wonder 00:08:26.570 --> 00:08:28.570 What's inside his cup you know? 00:08:29.520 --> 00:08:33.739 Milk it drinks milk in a cup. I don't mr.. Perry 00:08:36.150 --> 00:08:38.150 Well I miss these levels these are fun 00:08:39.599 --> 00:08:41.599 What's parry? How do I parry? 00:08:42.660 --> 00:08:45.609 Stop no yeah 00:08:47.240 --> 00:08:53.860 Leave me alone whoa whoa whoa it's mr.. Pecker. I've missed the parry gosh somebody 00:08:55.660 --> 00:08:57.660 What the hell it's a hole 00:09:00.680 --> 00:09:03.220 Okay all right here we go no 00:09:04.550 --> 00:09:11.950 Come back. I want the coins. Here we go. What's the hacker man? What the woodpecker? 00:09:13.640 --> 00:09:16.330 Give up Nikki bug you Oh 00:09:18.920 --> 00:09:24.009 Where's my double jump huh what it put in there stop stop it ah 00:09:25.130 --> 00:09:27.790 This this Hill sucks, okay, let's oh? 00:09:29.540 --> 00:09:31.740 My god this game sucks. Okey? 00:09:34.960 --> 00:09:36.960 Slap that stupid thing 00:09:39.680 --> 00:09:41.240 Great 00:09:41.240 --> 00:09:47.770 Hidden coin got it no way. Oh, my god. What the heck this game is impossible 00:09:48.670 --> 00:09:55.149 Don't feel bad Felix. Just don't feel bad about being bad. There's nothing worse about than feeling bad. Oh 00:10:01.400 --> 00:10:09.040 There it I'm parring left and right buddy left and right look at that buddy look at that buddy get him 00:10:09.950 --> 00:10:11.950 cuphead style 00:10:15.860 --> 00:10:21.699 Gangnam style uh, no i was gonna parry that, shoot another one let me parry man 00:10:26.000 --> 00:10:28.000 In the world 00:10:30.560 --> 00:10:32.560 Cup hits down 00:10:34.939 --> 00:10:42.369 Another coin thank you. Oh you made me waste it. I don't trust you. I don't trust you 00:10:43.759 --> 00:10:45.759 Oh no someone killed him 00:10:47.269 --> 00:10:48.980 Okay here we go 00:10:48.980 --> 00:10:55.959 Here we go look at that platforming skills look at this look at the skills look. Oh my god 00:10:56.960 --> 00:11:02.060 No the ball of flame just came out of nowhere. Oh my God 00:11:03.120 --> 00:11:05.980 No, I must be extremely bad at this game. (you are pewds) 00:11:06.860 --> 00:11:10.780 I really don't back up my claims with the gameplay. Do I oh? 00:11:17.060 --> 00:11:22.200 My God look at that dude look at that. How do I get up there? 00:11:25.520 --> 00:11:27.520 Noo! it! Aah! 00:11:27.520 --> 00:11:29.500 I'm fine. I'm fine 00:11:29.500 --> 00:11:31.780 What is happening? What is happening? Oh? 00:11:32.720 --> 00:11:34.720 my god 00:11:34.850 --> 00:11:38.740 You're killing all my friends. I will have to stop you 00:11:39.350 --> 00:11:43.870 with my kamehameha, I was not ready for a boss battle. I just 00:11:44.509 --> 00:11:46.509 That's gonna hit me 00:11:47.449 --> 00:11:49.508 is it dead please be dead 00:11:51.450 --> 00:11:54.889 Thank the lord, thank you little flies 00:11:56.279 --> 00:12:04.159 Impossible jump. Oh my brother. Let me see my breasts bellissima a grassy male heir tutti Oh 00:12:05.279 --> 00:12:07.279 Give me that answer power can 00:12:08.540 --> 00:12:10.540 See those skills game journalist 00:12:15.480 --> 00:12:17.540 You're never gonna get C+ 00:12:21.780 --> 00:12:23.780 Showed you I showed you 00:12:26.579 --> 00:12:32.749 Long range with below okay, no smoke bomb yeah, I want that one 00:12:38.540 --> 00:12:40.560 Invisible - that's pretty good. Oh 00:12:49.040 --> 00:12:56.000 That's disgusting you're disgusting he's not which way we're gonna go huh? I'm gonna go up or down that Oh shzzle. Oh 00:12:58.200 --> 00:12:58.700 Wait they explode oh shizzle 00:13:00.900 --> 00:13:02.400 I just got bamboozled man 00:13:03.400 --> 00:13:05.640 What is happening oh 00:13:07.029 --> 00:13:13.529 My god. What is he doing? Is he stuck? Oh my god? What is happening? 00:13:16.209 --> 00:13:21.929 What's he doing okay, this is different. Oh, wow, okay? 00:13:28.070 --> 00:13:30.070 Fine 00:13:33.209 --> 00:13:35.209 Shoes 00:13:36.300 --> 00:13:38.300 Nope oh 00:13:40.050 --> 00:13:44.599 This is a tight one. It's a real tight one boys shoes 00:13:46.860 --> 00:13:48.860 Yes got it 00:13:48.929 --> 00:13:50.699 That's oh my god 00:13:50.699 --> 00:13:58.639 This is why flowers shouldn't have teeth right there a walk in the park first try first. Try are you paying attention? 00:13:59.189 --> 00:14:01.189 journalist first try 00:14:02.639 --> 00:14:07.639 So easy my God look at that a-plus. I love this game. It's so fun 00:14:09.089 --> 00:14:11.779 skip boss option my god 00:14:13.529 --> 00:14:15.529 Well look at this new area oh 00:14:16.769 --> 00:14:18.769 Why you so sad? 00:14:19.649 --> 00:14:21.649 Ok let's go help the mouse I 00:14:23.850 --> 00:14:27.949 Am literally stuck this game is absolutely awful 00:14:28.709 --> 00:14:30.709 This is the worst game. I have ever say 00:14:31.559 --> 00:14:33.559 I'm stuck 00:14:34.350 --> 00:14:36.350 0 out of 10 00:14:36.899 --> 00:14:43.638 Worst game I take every praise back I take a back out Gemma. There's a glitch in it 00:14:43.670 --> 00:14:49.939 Where's the skip boss vital button? Why can't I just skip the entire game? Huh? Where's that option? 00:14:49.939 --> 00:14:57.739 Huh you can fast-forward a movie right huh you can fast-forward of the movie. Why can't I just fast-forward with a game, huh? 00:14:58.499 --> 00:15:01.308 Huh that's legit criticism. They used oh cool 00:15:02.510 --> 00:15:05.319 What I don't I? 00:15:05.990 --> 00:15:12.219 Did it what how do I dodged? Oh? I don't know what I'm doing I do I shoot the duck sir. I am pissed 00:15:12.220 --> 00:15:14.220 It'll taken out god. I 00:15:18.260 --> 00:15:22.840 Don't know what to do let's jump up on the beetle 00:15:27.830 --> 00:15:29.830 What the heck just happened Oh 00:15:31.010 --> 00:15:33.010 What? 00:15:33.350 --> 00:15:35.829 Seriously where's the skip button I don't want this 00:15:37.730 --> 00:15:41.769 Come on dude this sucks this sucks this 00:15:44.510 --> 00:15:47.080 One is really not that hard at all 00:15:50.120 --> 00:15:52.120 Yes, that's right stupid Pluto 00:15:53.690 --> 00:15:56.589 What now what now oh my 00:15:57.230 --> 00:16:04.899 God, I don't know what's happening all I know is I could die any second. That's a bit creepy oh 00:16:05.960 --> 00:16:07.960 wow, okay 00:16:09.649 --> 00:16:11.279 All right 00:16:11.279 --> 00:16:15.409 Very fast train okay, and I'm dead 00:16:17.639 --> 00:16:23.539 God damn this one is difficult compared to the other ones zero deaths, okay zero deaths I 00:16:24.449 --> 00:16:29.928 Got it. Now. I get it. I get it. I got it again. I mastered it. I mastered the arts 00:16:29.929 --> 00:16:34.069 I mastered the urge all of them all of them at the same time look at that 00:16:34.069 --> 00:16:37.849 I missed that move on purpose, and then why it's too easy too easy 00:16:43.470 --> 00:16:50.179 Take this stupid bit I hate it. I hate the Super balloons. Okay, they're annoying they're knowing to me. I'm sorry 00:16:50.179 --> 00:16:54.439 I hate I don't like vanilla ice very much. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry 00:16:55.129 --> 00:16:57.979 I don't like balloons. I'm sorry 00:16:58.860 --> 00:17:02.059 I'm killing it though. I'm killing I'm not sorry 00:17:03.240 --> 00:17:05.240 die please 00:17:05.640 --> 00:17:07.640 No 00:17:08.250 --> 00:17:10.250 No, thank you 00:17:10.709 --> 00:17:16.818 Oh, we got this stupid one. Yeah, I'm calling you stupid now. Oh 00:17:19.700 --> 00:17:24.260 He's gonna come here now. I know you know young your whip is snappy 00:17:26.780 --> 00:17:31.520 Get it get it right up your ass, that's right, easy 00:17:33.680 --> 00:17:37.900 Must be a genius to figure that out you must be a genius like myself 00:17:42.570 --> 00:17:44.570 Come on little penguins 00:17:48.989 --> 00:17:50.989 Blah I 00:17:51.360 --> 00:17:53.360 missed 00:17:54.210 --> 00:18:01.039 Come up penguins where's your little penguins? What are your little penguins? Huh? Where are they time? 00:18:04.139 --> 00:18:06.469 Right I killed penguins. What are you gonna? 00:18:06.470 --> 00:18:12.470 Do put it by murder of penguins polygon you gonna write about thing you're gonna write about my no. I'm not gonna okay? 00:18:12.470 --> 00:18:15.259 Maybe you will write about that thing that can't fight our 00:18:15.809 --> 00:18:18.079 Dude last one hit me that was not fair 00:18:18.840 --> 00:18:19.889 stop 00:18:19.889 --> 00:18:24.409 No, no, I'm not Berenice very easy. Oh my god 00:18:24.409 --> 00:18:28.219 It was so easy look how much help I have less 500 it 00:18:39.600 --> 00:18:43.850 Look okay alright fine fine. I'm sure you got eight plus the first time you beat 00:18:43.850 --> 00:18:49.159 It sure buddy sure buddy sure sure keep talking keep talking know what I hear this 00:18:49.159 --> 00:18:53.329 Yeah, but that bad bad bad bet a bad bet I okay alright. That's it for me for it for now 00:18:53.509 --> 00:18:55.200 Hope you enjoyed this episode 00:18:55.200 --> 00:19:02.389 Leave a like if you did really appreciated. I love cuphead. You know it's not a game for everyone 00:19:02.909 --> 00:19:07.549 But there are games for everyone, so play those instead you crybabies 00:19:08.159 --> 00:19:10.159 Jitsu ow