WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.500 Hey, how's it goin' bros?! My name is Pewdiepie... 00:00:01.500 --> 00:00:02.000 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:04.640 Welcome back to Uncharted 4. 00:00:05.340 --> 00:00:08.400 We're in this really cool place. We're so close to the treasure. 00:00:08.400 --> 00:00:09.680 You don't even know. 00:00:10.920 --> 00:00:12.580 *mockingly* Yeh haven't dun anythen like this? 00:00:12.580 --> 00:00:13.380 00:00:13.780 --> 00:00:15.500 We gotta stealth. 00:00:15.760 --> 00:00:17.180 These parts... are a little tricky, 00:00:17.960 --> 00:00:19.640 and I'm not very good at them, 00:00:19.640 --> 00:00:20.840 But they're really fun! 00:00:21.040 --> 00:00:22.840 Look at that fuckin' mountain. 00:00:23.700 --> 00:00:24.200 SO COOL! 00:00:24.840 --> 00:00:26.440 The amount of detail... 00:00:26.540 --> 00:00:27.580 ...in this game... 00:00:28.060 --> 00:00:33.100 ...it's absolutely fucking mindbobb... gobbling... whatever the fuck expression is... 00:00:33.100 --> 00:00:34.240 ...you know what I'm talking about. 00:00:34.240 --> 00:00:37.460 I feel... I'm so sick of sucking this game's dick, 00:00:37.740 --> 00:00:39.740 but it's so fucking impressive, 00:00:40.080 --> 00:00:43.120 and I generally... don't want this game to end. 00:00:43.540 --> 00:00:44.580 Alright, so... 00:00:44.580 --> 00:00:45.660 There's a guy in there. 00:00:46.260 --> 00:00:49.540 Let's try and do the snea- oh he's right fucking here... 00:00:50.640 --> 00:00:51.900 Well he won't see me. 00:00:52.940 --> 00:00:54.940 Is there any way we can climb here? 00:00:55.400 --> 00:00:58.200 Oh yes, yes there was. 00:00:58.200 --> 00:01:00.200 Oh god. 00:01:00.740 --> 00:01:02.740 Alright, let's do this properly. 00:01:03.300 --> 00:01:05.300 Come on, Nate. 00:01:06.060 --> 00:01:08.060 Come on, buddy. 00:01:08.060 --> 00:01:10.060 There it is. 00:01:10.060 --> 00:01:12.060 Now, let's take this guy down. 00:01:13.820 --> 00:01:15.820 *angrily* Go to sleep. No! Go to sleep, BITCH! 00:01:18.560 --> 00:01:20.560 *happily* Hey, a 'nade. 00:01:20.740 --> 00:01:22.740 A nade for Nate. 00:01:22.740 --> 00:01:24.740 Alright, there should be alot of these fuckers here. 00:01:24.740 --> 00:01:26.740 Who's making all that fuc- Jesus, Sam. 00:01:27.740 --> 00:01:29.740 Stop making so much noise. 00:01:30.660 --> 00:01:32.660 Alright, there's one guy down here, right? 00:01:35.020 --> 00:01:37.020 Where'd he go? 00:01:37.020 --> 00:01:39.020 Where'd that muthafucka go? 00:01:39.020 --> 00:01:41.020 Where'd that mutha fucka go, yo? 00:01:43.180 --> 00:01:45.180 Is he in the house? 00:01:45.180 --> 00:01:47.180 Bo's in the house. Yep, he's in the house. 00:01:49.740 --> 00:01:51.740 Come on, buddy. 00:01:51.740 --> 00:01:53.740 I could probably just rush and kill him. 00:01:54.760 --> 00:01:56.760 Let's do it. 00:01:56.760 --> 00:01:58.760 Push him down. 00:01:58.760 --> 00:02:00.760 Bye bye, bitch! *laughing* 00:02:01.260 --> 00:02:03.260 Oooooooh. 00:02:03.260 --> 00:02:05.260 That's gotta hurt. 00:02:05.260 --> 00:02:07.260 Sorry about that. 00:02:07.260 --> 00:02:09.260 *Sam makes noise* Dude, Sam, calm the fuck down. 00:02:09.260 --> 00:02:11.260 You're making way too much noise, mate. 00:02:11.920 --> 00:02:13.920 Alright, who's here? 00:02:13.920 --> 00:02:15.920 Could I even jump here? 00:02:15.920 --> 00:02:17.920 I suppose I could hook on that... 00:02:18.280 --> 00:02:20.280 Nah, I'm supposed to hook on this. 00:02:22.400 --> 00:02:24.400 Let's go baby! Oh god. 00:02:25.420 --> 00:02:27.420 Jesus Christ, I almost died. 00:02:29.580 --> 00:02:31.580 Aaaaah, can we? No? One more. 00:02:33.720 --> 00:02:35.720 Go Nate! 00:02:35.720 --> 00:02:37.720 I love you! 00:02:38.680 --> 00:02:40.680 Oh god. 00:02:42.320 --> 00:02:44.320 Oh god, he sees us. 00:02:44.320 --> 00:02:46.320 That was close. 00:02:49.220 --> 00:02:51.220 Oh god! 00:02:52.060 --> 00:02:54.060 Aww fucks sake. I didn't see you. 00:02:54.840 --> 00:02:55.880 You kidding me? 00:02:57.760 --> 00:02:58.260 Whoa. 00:02:59.320 --> 00:03:00.140 Nice. 00:03:00.740 --> 00:03:03.640 Okay, the music's so epic. So I'm just gonna go with it. 00:03:05.500 --> 00:03:08.480 *singing* I am Naaate! Yeah! 00:03:08.480 --> 00:03:10.480 *repeats "Yeah" a few times* 00:03:16.680 --> 00:03:18.740 We are gonna have to get out of here. Otherwise I'm dead. 00:03:26.540 --> 00:03:27.760 Oh, come on. 00:03:34.380 --> 00:03:35.600 Quick scope. Um... 00:03:35.600 --> 00:03:37.600 Yep, got it. 00:03:39.100 --> 00:03:40.600 Okay. 00:03:40.600 --> 00:03:42.600 Let's do the stealth way. 00:03:42.600 --> 00:03:44.600 That's the way I like it. Uh huh, uh huh. 00:03:45.920 --> 00:03:47.660 Okay, let's climb. 00:03:48.600 --> 00:03:50.600 Here's grass, that's alway good. 00:03:50.600 --> 00:03:52.600 He's coming to the grass. 00:03:53.100 --> 00:03:54.600 Two people in the grass. 00:03:54.600 --> 00:03:56.600 That's... 00:03:56.600 --> 00:03:58.020 That guy is literally blind. 00:03:59.740 --> 00:04:01.380 And, uh... Yeah, go to sleep. 00:04:02.920 --> 00:04:05.040 *singing* Go to sleep, go to sleep. 00:04:05.260 --> 00:04:07.040 Mothafucka, go to sleep, go to sleep. 00:04:11.760 --> 00:04:12.760 Stealth master. 00:04:13.620 --> 00:04:14.760 Stealth master Pewds. 00:04:15.780 --> 00:04:16.620 We got 'dis. 00:04:16.620 --> 00:04:17.880 *jumps off cliff and dies* 00:04:17.980 --> 00:04:18.580 Nice. 00:04:19.280 --> 00:04:21.320 Here we go. Okay, found it. 00:04:27.440 --> 00:04:29.080 *pewds makes stretching noises* 00:04:29.900 --> 00:04:32.320 *laughs* Nice, he looks like a dolphin. 00:04:35.300 --> 00:04:37.640 We're almost there. We're so close to the treasure. 00:04:38.860 --> 00:04:40.560 *whispers* Look at that fucking view, man. 00:04:41.420 --> 00:04:43.440 That epic as fucking tower shit. 00:04:43.440 --> 00:04:46.140 That's a mountain, Pewds. Thank you for pointing that out. 00:04:48.000 --> 00:04:51.020 Usually when you zoom in on shit in games, they look shitty. 00:04:51.280 --> 00:04:54.260 But not in this game. Okay, maybe a little bit. Whatever. 00:04:55.120 --> 00:04:56.260 Um... 00:04:58.980 --> 00:05:00.980 No shit. 00:05:01.920 --> 00:05:03.560 No shit dude. 00:05:03.660 --> 00:05:05.560 No fucking shit. You could have told me that. 00:05:06.220 --> 00:05:07.660 You're supposed to walk like this 00:05:09.080 --> 00:05:10.540 Of course. 00:05:10.960 --> 00:05:12.540 I did not see it. 00:05:13.120 --> 00:05:14.540 Because I'm an idiot. 00:05:14.880 --> 00:05:16.540 Sorry about that. 00:05:17.920 --> 00:05:18.840 Ooohh.... 00:05:19.420 --> 00:05:20.840 ... Crap. 00:05:20.840 --> 00:05:22.040 Crappity croo. 00:05:25.900 --> 00:05:27.400 I almost -... Almost died. 00:05:28.120 --> 00:05:30.120 Don't ever go near me and my son again. 00:05:33.600 --> 00:05:36.600 I wanna use the - the thing that we found in the jungle. 00:05:37.040 --> 00:05:39.720 The - the mountain - the climbing thing. 00:05:40.020 --> 00:05:41.540 Yep, that thing. Um... 00:05:41.600 --> 00:05:43.340 Do we go up here? 00:05:43.780 --> 00:05:45.780 *mumbles* Usually when you go inside... 00:05:47.020 --> 00:05:48.160 ... go up? 00:05:49.400 --> 00:05:51.980 Yeah. Where though? 00:05:52.520 --> 00:05:53.640 Here. 00:05:55.140 --> 00:05:56.780 That was easy enough. 00:05:59.840 --> 00:06:02.220 Yeah, we've done this move, like a million times, dude. 00:06:05.400 --> 00:06:06.080 Yeah. 00:06:12.040 --> 00:06:13.460 It is a hell of a view. 00:06:14.840 --> 00:06:16.700 Like a nice booty. 00:06:18.600 --> 00:06:21.120 Okay, well... I think the game wants me to jump here. 00:06:21.660 --> 00:06:23.660 *loudly* Oh, we're doing this?! Okay. 00:06:23.880 --> 00:06:24.800 *shouts* Bananas! 00:06:25.300 --> 00:06:26.140 *excitedly* Yeah! 00:06:26.580 --> 00:06:28.140 *fearful noises* Okay! 00:06:28.420 --> 00:06:30.540 Bananas. Works every time. Yeah. 00:06:33.960 --> 00:06:36.520 Okay. Holy shit. We're so close. 00:06:37.860 --> 00:06:39.840 How much farther is it?! 00:06:40.300 --> 00:06:41.800 Rich ass pirates. 00:06:47.760 --> 00:06:49.760 *mocking Nate* "Trust me and follow my lead" - Oh god. 00:06:50.200 --> 00:06:54.940 *shouts* Potato Pie! Oh, god. Potato Pie, I'm sorry. I'm sorry Potato Pie! 00:06:55.780 --> 00:06:57.840 Oh, Jesus. I peed a little bit. 00:06:58.460 --> 00:07:00.420 Follow my lead, dude. What are you doing? 00:07:00.740 --> 00:07:02.120 Huh? What are you doing, buddy? 00:07:03.300 --> 00:07:04.120 You scared? 00:07:04.780 --> 00:07:06.760 You scared, buddy? What happens if I shoot? 00:07:07.720 --> 00:07:09.820 What happens if I -... Alright, whatever. 00:07:10.120 --> 00:07:11.820 Alright. You know what? Whatever. 00:07:16.000 --> 00:07:17.320 Alright, whatever dude. 00:07:19.700 --> 00:07:20.640 Um... 00:07:20.960 --> 00:07:21.480 Alright. 00:07:21.900 --> 00:07:23.720 Anything in here? *does sound effect for Nate's roll* 00:07:24.880 --> 00:07:25.720 Anything cool? 00:07:26.520 --> 00:07:27.400 *excitedly* Oh. Yeah. 00:07:27.940 --> 00:07:29.400 I'll take that. 00:07:29.400 --> 00:07:32.160 Ay, I found Mister Piggy. How you doing, buddy? 00:07:32.160 --> 00:07:34.840 *in weird accent* Excuse me. I found a pig. 00:07:35.300 --> 00:07:37.280 At least we won't go home empty handed. 00:07:38.580 --> 00:07:40.640 We'll have something to have sex to tonight. 00:07:40.800 --> 00:07:41.640 *weird groans* 00:07:42.620 --> 00:07:43.120 Roll. 00:07:46.920 --> 00:07:47.740 Ohhh. 00:07:48.660 --> 00:07:49.280 Heyy. 00:07:55.620 --> 00:07:57.360 Where did all the pirates go? 00:07:58.020 --> 00:08:00.000 Someone did a table flip. *great joke Pewds* 00:08:00.500 --> 00:08:01.640 *mutters something about flips* 00:08:19.780 --> 00:08:21.960 Well, thank - oh! 00:08:22.700 --> 00:08:24.420 We need to go there 00:08:26.860 --> 00:08:27.360 Drop. 00:08:27.600 --> 00:08:28.520 Don't be a pussy. 00:08:29.120 --> 00:08:30.460 Don't be a pussy, Nate. Just drop. 00:08:33.480 --> 00:08:35.480 Ow. That's gotta fucking hurt. 00:08:38.760 --> 00:08:41.500 Why is - How is Nate not dead yet? I don't even know. 00:08:43.340 --> 00:08:45.000 *singing* 'Cause I got my whip! 00:08:46.180 --> 00:08:47.100 *mutters* And I.. 00:08:51.200 --> 00:08:51.900 What?! 00:08:52.060 --> 00:08:54.040 It's like the game know what I'm gonna do! 00:08:55.400 --> 00:08:56.820 Shut up game! You don't know me. 00:09:18.860 --> 00:09:20.860 Okay, well it looks like... Through here? 00:09:22.300 --> 00:09:22.860 Oh. 00:09:23.480 --> 00:09:24.020 Cool. 00:09:26.120 --> 00:09:28.120 This game is so detailed! 00:09:29.080 --> 00:09:30.860 I've never played anything like it. 00:09:32.620 --> 00:09:33.540 There a sword. 00:09:34.620 --> 00:09:36.620 We're getting close now, bros. 00:09:36.620 --> 00:09:38.740 *sniffs loudly* Oooh, I can smell it! 00:09:39.340 --> 00:09:39.840 *makes weird noise* 00:09:41.100 --> 00:09:43.100 Smells like a fine booty indeed. *yes, a pirate booty* 00:09:45.700 --> 00:09:46.360 Whoa. 00:09:54.160 --> 00:09:54.660 *quietly* Indeed. 00:10:26.000 --> 00:10:26.900 What the f*ck. 00:10:28.600 --> 00:10:30.100 Oooh. Hello. 00:10:31.980 --> 00:10:32.960 Alright. 00:10:34.820 --> 00:10:36.500 What up, ladies? 00:10:44.340 --> 00:10:46.520 *mockingly* Ah, to say the least. 00:10:50.460 --> 00:10:52.500 Well, I'm just gonna hit this lever. 00:11:16.000 --> 00:11:16.640 Yeah. 00:11:29.680 --> 00:11:31.680 *unexcitedly* Yeah, more clues. 00:11:32.380 --> 00:11:33.720 *more excitedly* Chapter 15! 00:11:35.120 --> 00:11:38.860 Nope, nothing in there. *looks away from computer* Oh, thanks. 00:11:42.140 --> 00:11:43.260 Nothing here. 00:11:53.700 --> 00:11:54.660 Everything is empty. 00:11:57.460 --> 00:11:59.140 What, the treasure got moved? 00:12:11.320 --> 00:12:11.920 *quietly* Thief. 00:12:23.460 --> 00:12:25.460 Oh, they all have thief on them. 00:12:26.740 --> 00:12:27.820 That's so cool. 00:12:34.120 --> 00:12:36.240 Why am I doing this? I don't know. 00:12:37.180 --> 00:12:38.980 Best not to question it. 00:12:53.400 --> 00:12:54.020 Ugh. 00:12:59.800 --> 00:13:02.140 Am I actually suppose to find anything here? 00:13:27.860 --> 00:13:29.500 Whoa. Look at the ceiling. 00:13:31.400 --> 00:13:32.680 *quietly* Damn. 00:13:32.780 --> 00:13:36.840 *singing the word "Damn." at varying notes* 00:13:37.780 --> 00:13:39.280 *sings "Damn." once more* 00:13:43.480 --> 00:13:44.980 Ha. Nathan doesn't give a sh*t. 00:13:46.020 --> 00:13:46.900 Alright, what? 00:14:13.840 --> 00:14:14.720 ... f*ck's sake... 00:14:26.720 --> 00:14:28.200 What do you think, Nate? 00:15:05.060 --> 00:15:05.560 How? 00:15:05.720 --> 00:15:06.480 How?! 00:15:06.700 --> 00:15:07.620 How?! 00:15:25.440 --> 00:15:27.060 There's another - 00:15:27.760 --> 00:15:28.480 What? 00:15:52.240 --> 00:15:55.000 Alright. What are you writing down? New Devon. Okay. 00:15:55.780 --> 00:15:56.340 *sighs* 00:16:00.780 --> 00:16:04.960 They're really making it hard for us to find the damn treasure. 00:16:04.960 --> 00:16:05.800 Alright. 00:16:09.940 --> 00:16:11.940 Really difficult. 00:16:22.740 --> 00:16:23.760 Where'd he go? 00:16:25.280 --> 00:16:26.520 Where are you, Sam? 00:16:31.060 --> 00:16:32.140 Where the f*ck did he go?! 00:16:32.140 --> 00:16:33.120 Look at this 360. 00:16:33.700 --> 00:16:34.420 *shoots gun loudly* 00:16:35.160 --> 00:16:36.020 Nailed it. 00:16:37.040 --> 00:16:38.480 Where is he?! 00:16:40.640 --> 00:16:41.740 Saaam! 00:16:47.560 --> 00:16:48.840 Um.... 00:16:52.560 --> 00:16:53.880 Give me - What? 00:16:53.940 --> 00:16:55.020 Is he here? 00:16:56.000 --> 00:16:56.500 *quietly* No? 00:17:03.880 --> 00:17:06.000 I like how there's two lost cities. 00:17:06.880 --> 00:17:08.080 Who would have thought? 00:17:09.880 --> 00:17:11.880 *more angrily* Where is he?! 00:17:12.980 --> 00:17:14.220 There you are! 00:17:14.240 --> 00:17:15.060 Okay! 00:17:16.120 --> 00:17:17.060 Thank you! 00:17:20.060 --> 00:17:21.420 *sings quietly* Push it to the limit. 00:17:37.120 --> 00:17:40.320 Okay, so now we can swing on the *badly sings* chandelier. 00:17:43.860 --> 00:17:44.940 *laughs quietly* 00:17:51.980 --> 00:17:52.640 Sorry. 00:17:53.580 --> 00:17:59.320 *high-pitched singing* I'm gonna swing from the chandelier! 00:18:00.300 --> 00:18:02.460 *mutters* I suppose I cashed/catch that one. 00:18:09.900 --> 00:18:11.160 I'm trying dude! 00:18:15.080 --> 00:18:15.580 No. 00:18:17.220 --> 00:18:18.640 It's harder than it looks. 00:18:21.240 --> 00:18:23.140 I can - I can do it. Don't worry about it, alright? 00:18:23.140 --> 00:18:24.300 I know what I'm doing. 00:18:24.300 --> 00:18:26.840 Thank you very much. Professi - *falls down* F*ck you. 00:18:26.940 --> 00:18:27.700 Sorry. 00:18:28.900 --> 00:18:30.620 I'll just... umm... 00:18:31.620 --> 00:18:32.960 ... try and do it properly. 00:18:34.540 --> 00:18:35.600 There it is. 00:18:35.900 --> 00:18:37.060 There it is. 00:18:37.980 --> 00:18:39.580 Come on, Mr. Chandelier. 00:18:39.660 --> 00:18:41.160 What the f*ck? 00:18:43.900 --> 00:18:44.440 *tries to imitate rope noise* 00:18:44.720 --> 00:18:45.880 I love the sound it makes. 00:18:46.860 --> 00:18:48.260 *mutters* Maybe I need to climb higher. 00:18:51.280 --> 00:18:52.900 He doesn't swing that much. 00:18:58.660 --> 00:18:59.580 You see? 00:19:03.720 --> 00:19:05.020 Come on, Nate! 00:19:06.040 --> 00:19:08.220 You gotta properly swing this sh*t, dude. 00:19:11.860 --> 00:19:13.740 He doesn't f*cking do it. 00:19:13.740 --> 00:19:15.740 What's the matter with you, Nate? 00:19:22.520 --> 00:19:23.180 Oh, f*ck you. 00:19:24.240 --> 00:19:25.180 Here we go. 00:19:26.960 --> 00:19:28.520 Yeaaahh. 00:19:28.600 --> 00:19:30.600 Yas, b*tch, yas. 00:19:31.560 --> 00:19:32.520 Now what? 00:19:39.000 --> 00:19:40.620 Am I suppose to make it over there? 00:19:40.620 --> 00:19:41.880 I think so. 00:19:43.120 --> 00:19:43.760 *beeping in background* 00:19:43.960 --> 00:19:45.080 Did I just throw a 'nade? 00:19:47.440 --> 00:19:48.660 You know what? Why not. 00:19:50.060 --> 00:19:52.060 I think I can just jump on the paintings. 00:19:53.980 --> 00:19:55.080 Ah, okay. 00:19:57.220 --> 00:19:58.180 There it is. 00:19:59.500 --> 00:20:00.240 *laughs* 00:20:07.100 --> 00:20:09.240 Yay! Thank god that sh*ts over. 00:20:10.760 --> 00:20:13.800 Let's find this other lost city in this f*cking place. 00:20:15.480 --> 00:20:16.220 Great. 00:20:27.280 --> 00:20:28.700 *mutters* F*cking fancy. 00:20:31.420 --> 00:20:33.560 Yeah, don't jinx - Aw, you jinxed us. 00:20:47.940 --> 00:20:49.020 *mutters* Ah - F*cks sake. 00:20:55.500 --> 00:20:57.440 Oh, we should go here. Okay. 00:21:02.640 --> 00:21:04.640 It's tricky now, where to climb and sh*t. 00:21:13.540 --> 00:21:15.540 Okay. We need to get up there 00:21:31.960 --> 00:21:32.480 Yes! 00:21:34.020 --> 00:21:35.480 *excitedly* Okay. 00:21:36.360 --> 00:21:38.020 Here we go! 00:21:41.340 --> 00:21:43.340 Oh my god. 00:21:46.360 --> 00:21:47.600 Jesus. 00:21:51.400 --> 00:21:53.660 My hand get so sweaty playing this sh*t. 00:21:56.520 --> 00:21:58.260 *laughs* 00:22:02.420 --> 00:22:04.160 *quietly* Oh god. 00:22:06.940 --> 00:22:08.580 Okay, so now where? 00:22:10.620 --> 00:22:11.920 It's another balcony. 00:22:16.340 --> 00:22:17.440 Where exactly? 00:22:19.960 --> 00:22:20.720 Where? 00:22:21.060 --> 00:22:22.440 What are you talking about? 00:22:23.460 --> 00:22:24.180 *realises* Oh. 00:22:27.660 --> 00:22:29.360 They're so cute. *I agree* 00:22:31.600 --> 00:22:33.700 Alright. Time to help Papa Pewds! 00:22:36.580 --> 00:22:38.580 *repeats 'Hey!' a few times in shock* 00:22:39.960 --> 00:22:41.760 *in strange accent* F*ckin hell, man. 00:22:41.860 --> 00:22:43.500 *still in strange accent* You trying to kill me? 00:22:44.740 --> 00:22:46.020 This looks like - uh... 00:22:47.340 --> 00:22:49.100 Nate's - uh.. Basement or whatever. *it was an attic, Pewds* 00:22:49.240 --> 00:22:50.500 .. Or attic. *that's right* 00:22:50.700 --> 00:22:53.220 *excitedly* Ooohh. We're on the top. 00:23:09.880 --> 00:23:11.260 Like Robin Hood. 00:23:11.360 --> 00:23:13.040 Look at this sh*t! 00:23:16.280 --> 00:23:18.280 *looks at amazing background* Wwwwhhhhhooooooaaa. 00:23:19.440 --> 00:23:21.740 Holy sh*t, man. *I know, it's so awesome* 00:23:24.160 --> 00:23:25.280 Video Games! 00:23:26.260 --> 00:23:28.300 Video Games, right f*cking here. 00:23:29.480 --> 00:23:30.460 Oh boy. 00:23:30.500 --> 00:23:31.360 OH BOY. 00:23:37.940 --> 00:23:39.940 Please not bump into anyone. *the game disagrees, Pewds* 00:23:41.640 --> 00:23:43.300 More climbing. Yay! 00:23:43.900 --> 00:23:46.180 *random gibberish* 00:23:46.180 --> 00:23:47.520 *weird groaning noises* 00:23:48.280 --> 00:23:49.740 OHHHHH!!! 00:23:52.520 --> 00:23:54.120 What the F*CK?! 00:23:56.120 --> 00:23:57.260 OHH!! 00:23:58.760 --> 00:23:59.880 OH GOD! 00:23:59.960 --> 00:24:00.800 JESUS! 00:24:01.180 --> 00:24:02.340 OKAy. 00:24:03.100 --> 00:24:05.100 What the f*ck just happened?! 00:24:16.420 --> 00:24:18.580 Um... You can edit that one out. 00:24:22.720 --> 00:24:24.160 What do you mean down there? 00:24:25.380 --> 00:24:27.380 Jesus! Drop, drop, drop! 00:24:29.140 --> 00:24:31.140 Nate! What the f*ck are you doing, mate? 00:24:38.080 --> 00:24:39.700 *quietly* What the f*ck am I doing? 00:24:46.380 --> 00:24:47.120 Come on! 00:24:47.120 --> 00:24:49.040 Ohhhh, sh*t. 00:24:53.460 --> 00:24:55.260 How would all this sh*t f*cking.... 00:25:03.100 --> 00:25:04.320 Whoa! Geez! 00:25:04.700 --> 00:25:05.520 OH! 00:25:16.140 --> 00:25:18.200 OH MY GOD!!! 00:25:18.440 --> 00:25:20.060 WHAT THE F*CK?! 00:25:20.620 --> 00:25:22.620 What the f*ck do we do now?! 00:25:23.780 --> 00:25:24.980 *to missile* HI! 00:25:28.680 --> 00:25:31.340 *repeats "Okay" about a million times* 00:25:32.380 --> 00:25:33.660 This is f*cked up. 00:25:35.620 --> 00:25:36.740 Oh my god. 00:25:37.560 --> 00:25:39.100 Come on, Nate! 00:25:39.480 --> 00:25:40.420 Come on! 00:25:40.880 --> 00:25:41.600 OH! 00:25:41.740 --> 00:25:42.460 COME ON! 00:25:42.720 --> 00:25:46.020 *some strange screaming noises* 00:25:46.020 --> 00:25:48.480 *still screaming* OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD 00:25:48.540 --> 00:25:49.220 AaaAAHHhH!!! 00:25:50.460 --> 00:25:51.660 What the f*cking - 00:25:52.380 --> 00:25:53.660 *screaming* 00:25:56.860 --> 00:25:59.060 They f*cking blew up the whole tower! 00:26:01.760 --> 00:26:03.160 *annoyed* Oh, come on! 00:26:07.960 --> 00:26:09.960 Jesus Christ! 00:26:15.740 --> 00:26:17.740 *sarcastically* No, I was planning to stop. 00:26:22.940 --> 00:26:24.540 Ooh, hello. 00:26:26.000 --> 00:26:27.000 Cut that out. 00:26:30.040 --> 00:26:31.880 Oh god. Nate! 00:26:33.160 --> 00:26:35.260 Jesus. Give me a break, man. 00:26:37.380 --> 00:26:38.600 F*cking hell. 00:26:41.540 --> 00:26:42.320 What?! 00:26:42.460 --> 00:26:43.680 Are you kidding me? 00:26:45.260 --> 00:26:46.840 OH my god. 00:26:49.140 --> 00:26:50.140 How am I alive? 00:26:50.280 --> 00:26:51.400 How am I alive?! 00:26:53.740 --> 00:26:55.380 I'm gonna feel this in the morn - 00:27:03.160 --> 00:27:05.520 How about you get out here - *strange fearful noises* 00:27:06.720 --> 00:27:07.800 I'm fine. 00:27:09.340 --> 00:27:10.180 I'm fine. 00:27:11.480 --> 00:27:12.460 Badabada. 00:27:13.260 --> 00:27:14.380 Yeah! 00:27:17.960 --> 00:27:19.900 Why don't I hear anything? *good question Pewds* 00:27:21.280 --> 00:27:22.400 Oh god no. 00:27:22.640 --> 00:27:23.620 What happened? 00:27:29.140 --> 00:27:31.180 F*cking hell. We got separated again. 00:27:31.600 --> 00:27:32.100 Oh! 00:27:32.120 --> 00:27:33.660 Oh god. It's the girl. 00:27:36.100 --> 00:27:36.980 I hate her. 00:27:50.220 --> 00:27:51.220 *laughs* 00:28:13.420 --> 00:28:14.620 Ohhh!!! Get - 00:28:15.260 --> 00:28:15.900 Get her! 00:28:15.900 --> 00:28:16.500 Aw, sh*t. 00:28:16.640 --> 00:28:17.280 She's so - 00:28:17.340 --> 00:28:18.300 - goddamn badass! *true* 00:28:18.660 --> 00:28:19.680 Oh, come - 00:28:19.800 --> 00:28:20.920 Crazy son of a b*tch! 00:28:20.940 --> 00:28:21.660 Jesus! 00:28:24.040 --> 00:28:24.600 Oh! 00:28:24.900 --> 00:28:26.280 *I'm not sure how to describe these noises* 00:28:27.120 --> 00:28:28.060 Alright. 00:28:31.160 --> 00:28:32.860 It's time to fight it out. 00:28:39.360 --> 00:28:39.860 Yes. 00:28:43.520 --> 00:28:46.820 Oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - 00:28:46.880 --> 00:28:47.600 - sh*t. 00:28:52.500 --> 00:28:53.500 Yeah, there's two of us. 00:29:05.420 --> 00:29:06.120 Alright. 00:29:06.740 --> 00:29:09.520 Two girls one -... No, wait, uhh... two.... 00:29:10.560 --> 00:29:11.860 Goddamnit, I - ah! 00:29:11.940 --> 00:29:13.380 *Pewds fails to make words* 00:29:13.520 --> 00:29:14.160 Ah! 00:29:17.800 --> 00:29:18.860 I'm tired of you! 00:29:20.520 --> 00:29:21.660 That's my line! 00:29:35.620 --> 00:29:36.520 Ooooooh. 00:29:43.200 --> 00:29:45.000 Are you serious with me right now? 00:29:47.280 --> 00:29:48.440 Oh - what is this - 00:29:48.540 --> 00:29:49.160 Oh god. 00:29:52.000 --> 00:29:53.160 How do I f - Oh, there it is. 00:30:00.500 --> 00:30:02.000 How about you hire some better dudes? 00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:08.200 There we go. 00:30:09.900 --> 00:30:11.480 NADINE PUNCH!!! *great joke, Pewds* 00:30:18.660 --> 00:30:19.640 Oooh, there's the gun. 00:30:20.920 --> 00:30:22.480 This is not going to end well. 00:54:28.060 --> 00:54:30.000 00:54:30.000 --> 00:54:30.500 00:54:30.500 --> 00:54:31.720 00:54:44.580 --> 00:54:46.900 Okay, let's see who these people are. 00:55:07.200 --> 00:55:08.260 We got the key. 00:55:10.340 --> 00:55:12.060 I'm glad that he took off the stupid hat. 00:55:14.500 --> 00:55:16.900 We're gonna get caught soon, I know it. 00:55:42.260 --> 00:55:42.980 Fucks sake. 00:55:50.720 --> 00:55:51.420 Come on. 00:55:55.900 --> 00:55:56.840 Fucks saake. 00:55:58.920 --> 00:56:00.680 Why does everyone have A GODDAMN 00:56:00.740 --> 00:56:03.540 WHITE JOURNAL JEEESUS 00:56:07.380 --> 00:56:07.940 finally. 00:56:11.540 --> 00:56:12.100 *licks beard* 00:56:49.620 --> 00:56:50.120 Ooh. 00:56:51.160 --> 00:56:53.240 So they were looking for it too. 00:56:55.340 --> 00:56:56.140 Oh. 00:57:06.780 --> 00:57:08.900 So that's how they found out about it. 00:57:11.140 --> 00:57:13.960 [Strokes beard] 00:57:28.320 --> 00:57:29.380 What? 00:58:48.380 --> 00:58:49.960 [Poods laughing] 01:00:08.120 --> 01:00:08.620 Aww. 01:01:38.840 --> 01:01:40.380 You find your way out. 01:02:03.820 --> 01:02:08.420 Ohhhh nooo. 01:02:08.420 --> 01:02:11.520 That's very bad. 01:02:15.560 --> 01:02:17.240 Oh come on. 01:02:56.760 --> 01:02:58.860 What? Seriously? Okay. 01:03:07.120 --> 01:03:08.880 This is not gonna end well. 01:03:09.480 --> 01:03:11.440 What, you think I can- 01:03:11.660 --> 01:03:12.760 I guess. 01:03:16.620 --> 01:03:17.900 He's helping a lot. 01:03:25.320 --> 01:03:26.900 Where the hell are we going? 01:03:35.840 --> 01:03:37.440 How do we get out of here? 01:03:38.720 --> 01:03:39.440 What- 01:03:47.180 --> 01:03:48.300 Are you serious? 01:03:53.800 --> 01:03:55.100 Make sense. 01:04:03.620 --> 01:04:05.780 Um, run for it. 01:04:07.100 --> 01:04:07.600 Shit. 01:04:19.940 --> 01:04:21.500 What the fuck do we do? 01:04:25.980 --> 01:04:26.880 Oh nice 01:04:48.100 --> 01:04:49.920 I didn't see him 01:04:53.840 --> 01:04:55.560 Where are we going? 01:04:57.220 --> 01:04:58.260 This is fucked- 01:05:06.400 --> 01:05:08.160 Good thing we know parkour. 01:05:08.160 --> 01:05:09.180 Help, man! 01:05:31.040 --> 01:05:32.020 We made it 01:07:45.480 --> 01:07:47.420 [Pewds laughing] 01:08:17.720 --> 01:08:19.720 I gotta end this episode here. 01:08:19.720 --> 01:08:21.880 I will see you tomorrow, I promise you 01:08:21.880 --> 01:08:22.760 I promise. 01:08:22.760 --> 01:08:24.820 Thank you for watching this episode. 01:08:25.480 --> 01:08:26.840 I love you bros. 01:08:26.840 --> 01:08:28.740 I'll see ya tomorrow. Stay awesome. 01:08:28.740 --> 01:08:30.740