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Hey Felix.

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Yes Pewdie?

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How come we never kiss on camera?

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Because kissing is for faggots.

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Come on, come on! Just give me a lil' smooch.
I need it for the thumbnail.

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No! Get off!

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You're gay!

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But there's nothing wrong with two people kissing!

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Oh, really?

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Just watch this!

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*intense music*

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(Beware, some will be disgusted in the next scene!)

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OOH!

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KISSING VIDEOS!

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It all started with Ti-ti-la play-va!

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VIRAL VIDEO!

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Hundred million views!

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I don't think I have a hundred video meoademavideo...

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"We asked 20 strangers to kiss for the first time..."

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Girl: "Can you turn off the lights?"

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Another Girl: "Huehuehuehue"

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Girl: "Come on!"

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Shy man: *stick out the hand* "Justin"

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Curly girl: *stick out the hands too* "Huehuehue"

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Wat am I watching?

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a fuckin' dove commercial ?!

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*inaudible music*

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Dis feel stupid!

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UGH!

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This is WORTHLESS!

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This is UGLY!*

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(a lil' bit awkward, huh?)

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This feels GAY!

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woa! a..a..na..I..I

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Ha! That just...

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That's just ah... what other people told me!

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*some comedy music kicks in* *with some zoom-in effect of course*

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This god forbidden video launch a bunch of copies

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*majestic slaps* there's one where people slap each other

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*girly gesture* aw aw aw aw my gawd!

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*earrapesound*

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*poods notices ad* There's kiss me now, meet me later!

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UGH

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and then there's just the butt-scraping the bottom

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ya know

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There's just the ones that, just would..

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They'll take three hundred thousand views gladly and put it in their pocket

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BEST FRIENDS KISS FOR THE FIRST TIME!

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(two half-men standing looking awkward)

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Girl in the background : "are you ready ?"

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Half-men in jacket: "This is weird..."

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*kissing passionately*

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OOOOOOOOOOOOH!

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OOOOOOOOOOOOH!

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OOOOOOOOOOOOH!

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*some screaming shit*

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OOOOOOOOOH !

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UGH!

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WHY ??

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GAWD !

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Why you do that ??

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that's not how you do it

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ogh

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What we got here ?

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Girl : "I'm hoping that he is a really great kisser, for sure"

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Wait so this is love at first sight

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So this people have never met before

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They're gonna kiss each other

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This should be great

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Girl : "I love the first kiss, and maybe this will be the magic that i'm looking for.."

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Men : "I think my strategy is just go for the kiss, maybe I'll be able to like slip-tounge...."
[That sounds like a gangsta name]

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Maybe i'll be able to slip-tounge..

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*silence poods*

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Damn

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This guy is a player *insert stupid comment saying he's a better player than poods*

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Oh, damn..

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They made eye contact

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Aha, so cute..

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Men : "Hello, how's it going ?"

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Girl : "Good, how are you ?"

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Men : "I'm good"

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Men : "What's your name ?" *vomits out cringe*

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Girl : "Emily.."

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Men : "I'm Josh"

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Emily : "Hi.."

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Oh

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I feel a lil' bit of chemistry goin'

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Josh : "Heh.."

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Josh : "Umm..Can I kiss you ?"

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Emily : "Sure"

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*burst of laughter*

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Ahh..

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No..

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It hurt, it hurt so much..

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Dat fucking face afterwards

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Like..

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FUCK YEAAAA

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And he just leaves

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HE JUST LEAVES !

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HE JUST LEAAVEEES !!

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WAT A PLAYA !!

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Wasn't a whole lot of slipping-tounge action goin' there. Maybe the camera didn't really catch it *giggle*

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Hot Gal : "Do you mind if I give you a kiss ??"

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I mean, she's hot compare to him; Men : "Yeah".. Girl : "You mind ?"

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Men : "No.. no.."

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*bitchy laughter*

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Men : "I don't mind.."

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(look at dat fucking face)

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH !!!!

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*music start playing*

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"let me be your hero...."

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*enrique iglesias' song play*

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(that face tho)

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*disgusted poods*

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So this is a couple thats virg..the bro virgin..

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Men : "I'm 31, and i have never kiss a girl on the lips"

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Men : "We're saving our first kiss for our wedding"

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Okay, so, we're gonna see them kiss

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Here we go

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*surprised and disgusted crowd shouting and screaming randomly*

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*facepalm*

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OOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!

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It look like two aliens

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It looks like they try to suck something out of each other's mouth

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It looks like he's trying to choke her

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It looks like she wants to die

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It looks like they're eating each other

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It looks like everything but kissing pretty much

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I also kiss my girlfriend on camera once..

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Very beautiful

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Nothing like that cringy bullshit

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Pewds : "I can't.."

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Bradzia : "What are you ? Fucking gay ? Come on.." *high-pitched sound bullshit*

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Bradzia : "Keep your eyes open, look at me when you kiss me.."

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Let it be know, that..

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Let it be know that, Brad, I mean Marzia..

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He pulled out, alright

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I commited

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I ain't no fucking...

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Gay pussy

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Not that there's anything wrong with that !

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There's so much fucking more material

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*kiss intensively and awkwardly at the same time*

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*giggle awkwardly*

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I just wanna die

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I just, wanna die

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This is worse than handshake, just stop kissing !

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Just stahp !

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Girl : "He is going to some of his ex-girlfriends.."

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"and kissing the mother's of these girls" *momma nervous laughter*

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"to say in thirty years time, who he would be attracted to the most.."

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Girl : "John would like me to ask you whether he could uhm.."

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"make out with you"

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Momma : "Oh that's a beautiful to a kiss"

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How the fuck did I make fucking a fucking sense jesus fucking christ !

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Okay, yeah..

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Oh my god, it's so creepy

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Ooh

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OAAAAAGGGGHH

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Girl : "No, stop"

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Oooohhh

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Girl : "No, no..really"

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Girl : "No, really"

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*momma's happy laughter after kissing*

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*shocked*

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It's this real ???

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That's real ??!!

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She just had to step in and be like..

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No sorry, this guy is just too fucking much

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THAT'S DISGUSTING !

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Ooooooh

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She loved it

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Look at they're holding hand

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I can't imagi..

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Can you imagine your mom kissing another creepy ass fucking man ?

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Especially australian ?

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UUUGH

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Sorry australian, but jesus christ

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Men : "Okay, just a smaller kiss"

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*making out noises*

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OOOOOOGGGGHHHHHHH

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Why does he go with his mouth open ?

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*intense music*

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JEEEEZZZUUUUZZZ CHRIST !

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*dutch gibberish*

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This is dutch...you fucking dutch ass weirdos

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*more dutch gibberish*

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Oh my god, look at how fucking excited he is to kiss that girl

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Oh my gawd

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Oh my god, he's running !

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He's runnin' !

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What is he gonna do ?

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Oh he's up on the stage !

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He's goin...

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OOH!

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HOOOH !

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HOOOOOH!

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WOOOooOOooOOOoo

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HO HOOO !

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Ahahahahahahahahahaha

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*inhale*

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Look at him !

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Oh my gawd ! That look like it hurts !

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*intense building up music*

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*here comes the creepy face*

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*wait for it*

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*wait*

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What is this Jaws kiss edition?

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BOOOOM!

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Kissing prank, pregnant edition

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OOOKKHHHH

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Noo

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(this is sick)

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This is..

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..fuckin'..

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..weird

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Can you imagine feeling the belly while you do it ?

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Oh god no....

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NOOOOOOO!!!

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It's this..

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It's just..

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I will give your stomach one kiss

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Well that's about it

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Okay

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I think..

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This's just a bad idea..

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This's a bad idea

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This is not good

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Okay felix

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I'll give you a, kiss..

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Just for the views

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*slowly going closer (✪㉨✪) *

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*just a lil more (・∀・ ) *

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*this is it (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ*

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WHY PEWDS D;

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What are you ? Fucking gay ?

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*Obvious attempt to not get disliked is obvious*

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(It's 10:00! AD REVENUE!!)