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嘿 Felix

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怎麼了   Pewdie？

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為什麼我們從來沒在鏡頭前親嘴呢？

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因為娘炮才會親嘴

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拜託  快來  讓我親一個
我需要它來賺點擊率啊

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不要  滾開

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你這死玻璃

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可是兩個人互相親對方
是完全沒問題呀

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噢  真的嗎？

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你看就知道了

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哦哦哦

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親嘴影片！

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這一切都是從 Ti-ti-la Play-va 開始的！

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這個熱門影片！

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獲得一億點擊率！

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自己也不曾有過一億點雞嚕德應片...*胡言亂語*

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“我們要求20位陌生人，在第一次見對方時互相親吻...”

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女孩：你可以把燈關掉嗎？

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*笑聲*

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女孩：拜託

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男人：我叫 Justin！

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我到底在看什麼

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Dove 的沐浴乳廣告嗎？！

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這有夠蠢的！

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呃啊

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這根本沒有任何意義！！

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這超級噁爛的！！

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這真的有夠GAY！

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噢   喔  喔   我

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那  不是

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那不是我...這是別人這麼告訴我的喔！

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*啊幹我該不會又搞砸了吧*

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這部天地不容的影片  引起了一堆人跟風

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這裏有一部   陌生人互相甩巴掌的影片

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*啊我的媽*

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*>_<*

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這裏又有   叫 “先親我，再看我”

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噁

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然後這裏就出現了   最底層的那群影片

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你知道的

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就是會有一部   是完全...

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他們只會拿到    大概300點擊率
卻還是厚著臉皮地放著影片賺錢

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“摯友首次的互相親吻！”

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噢噢噢噢

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噢噢噢噢噢噢

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噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢

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*WTF*

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噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢

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噁啊

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為什麼？？

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天哪

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為什麼你要這麼做？

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你也不該這麼親人的

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呃

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這是什麼？

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女人：我希望他會是一個
非常會親人的傢伙

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好這是節目“一見鍾情”

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這些人完全不認識對方

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但他們得親吻對方

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這應該挺好的

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女人：我很憧憬初吻，而我想這次
也許會是我一直期待的奇妙體驗...

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男人：我想我的策略是，直接親就是了
也許我會有機會舌吻一下...

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也許我會有機會舌吻一下...

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*捂嘴*

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哇

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這傢伙是個老手耶

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噢哇

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他們有眼神交流...

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啊哈，真可愛

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你好，近來好嗎？

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很好，你呢？

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我很好

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你的名字是？

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Emily...

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我叫 Josh

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你好...

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噢

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我覺得氣氛有曖味起來囉

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呃...我可以親你嗎？

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當然

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*親臉頰*

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.......噗呵！

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啊啊...

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不...

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好痛   這有夠痛

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你看他親了以後的臉

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就像是...

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幹  讚啦

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而且他還直接離開！

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他直接走開了！

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他直接跑掉了！！

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真是個老手啊！！

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你說不是有很多舌吻情節在裡頭嗎
也許只是因為    鏡頭剛好沒拍到要點...*偷笑*

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你介意讓我親你嗎？

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我說真的，和他相比   她看起來性感多了
“介意...”    “你介意？！”

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不不不...

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*笑聲*

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我不介意...

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*僵硬*

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噁噁噁啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

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歌詞：*讓我成為你的英雄....*

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好的這裏我們有一對夫妻是處...
兩位都是處子之身

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我31歲，而我從來沒親過任何女生

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我們把初吻留給結婚典禮

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好，接下來我們得看他們親嘴

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就是這裏

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噢噢噢哦哦哦噁噁噁噁噁啊啊啊啊

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這看起來像兩隻外星人

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這看起來像他們想
在對方嘴裏吸出什麼東西來

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這看起來像他想掐死她

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這看起來她很想自盡

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這看起來像他們在吃掉對方

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這看起來什麼都像   就是不像親吻

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我也曾經在鏡頭前   親過我女友那麼一次

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非常美麗

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這完全不會覺得難堪

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我不行...

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你是怎麼啦   是Gay嗎
快點辣

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當你親我的時候
記得要張開眼睛看著我

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我先聲明一下

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你們要知道，Brad——我是說 Marzia

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是他出的點子，好嗎

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我認了就是

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我才不是什麼幹...

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什麼幹娘炮Gay

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可我不是說那樣子會有任何問題哦

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這真他媽超級多這類的東西...

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我現在只想死掉

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我  只  想   去死

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這比上次的握手還要糟啊
拜託   就別親就是了啊

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拜託停下來

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他...去找他的前女友們...

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然後和她們的母親一起親熱

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說是因為他    在這三十年來會被最...

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John 讓我問你能不能和他...

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一起親熱...

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噢   那對親吻而言    是一件挺美好的事情啊(?)

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那他媽的怎麼可能會是個正當理由啊
我去你媽天殺的

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好啊，當然...

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我的天    這讓人超級不舒服的

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噢

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噁啊啊啊啊啊

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不，停下來

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啊啊啊

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不，不....我說真的

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不，我是認真的

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*笑聲*

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這是真的嗎？？？

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這是真的？？！

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她只要站起來然後說一句....

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不要了抱歉   這傢伙真他媽的太超過了

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那真的有夠噁心！

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噢噢噢噢

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她母親倒是很愛啊

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你看他們還握手啊

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你能想像你媽    
跑去親一個詭異噁心得要死的男人嗎？

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而且還是澳洲人？

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呃呃呃

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抱歉澳洲的朋友，可是這真的天哪

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好吧，那只做一點點親吻

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噁噁噁呃呃呃呃

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為什麼他要張開嘴巴來做啊？

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我的天——啊

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*荷蘭語*

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這是荷蘭語...你們這群荷蘭怪咖...

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我的天  你看他對那女生的吻有多興奮

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我的天

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天哪他在跑了

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他在跑過去！

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他要做什麼？

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噢他登上臺階了！

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他準備要...

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噢噢！

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噢噢噢！！

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哇噢噢噢噢！！

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噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢！

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噢噢呵哦

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啊哈哈哈哈哈哈

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*笑著吸氣*

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你看他！

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我的天！那看起來超級痛！

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*詭異音樂*

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*車禍聲*

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親吻惡作劇，懷孕特輯

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我覺得你很漂亮....

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呃啊...

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不...

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這...

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幹你媽的...

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詭異...

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你能想像你做這種事的時候   那肚子頂著你嗎？

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呃啊天哪

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你知道嗎   我會給你肚子也來一吻

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不！！！

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這是怎...

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我會給你肚子也來一吻....

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好吧   今天就到這裏好了

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好的

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我覺得

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這是個壞主意...

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這真的是個壞主意...

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這真的不好...

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好了  Felix

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我會給你   一個吻

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就為了點擊率

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怎麼啦    你是他媽Gay嗎？

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不...我...他們是這麼跟我說的！

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你是怎麼...你是...

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*偷笑*

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你是...

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你是怎樣？是Gay嗎？

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你是怎樣啦   Gay娘炮嗎？

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嘿

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那是大家在網上都會說的  好嗎

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那是別人告訴我的

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*湊夠10分鐘影片賺錢*