WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.920 HEY how's it going bros 00:00:01.180 --> 00:00:03.160 My name is PewwwDieeePieee 00:00:03.200 --> 00:00:13.300 *moment of silence* 00:00:13.680 --> 00:00:15.760 Anyway, thanks for watching this video 00:00:15.760 --> 00:00:17.760 Please do leave a like if you enjoyed. 00:00:17.760 --> 00:00:19.760 It would really help out a lot. 00:00:19.760 --> 00:00:22.020 adgdkfhfk It helps my channel out a lot when you leave a like. 00:00:22.260 --> 00:00:23.060 Uh 00:00:23.060 --> 00:00:23.900 ALSO 00:00:23.900 --> 00:00:25.470 Don't forget to check out. I'm doing a 00:00:25.470 --> 00:00:27.100 giveaway. So first link in the 00:00:27.100 --> 00:00:29.160 description, I'm doing an Amazon giveaway. 00:00:29.160 --> 00:00:31.800 It only lasts for 20 seconds, so be sure 00:00:31.800 --> 00:00:33.160 that you check it out right now. 00:00:33.200 --> 00:00:34.940 Make sure that you also follow me on all my 00:00:35.060 --> 00:00:36.880 other social media. Twitter, Facebook, 00:00:36.890 --> 00:00:40.489 Instagram, Snapchat, Tumblr, Myspace 00:00:40.489 --> 00:00:43.050 Minecraft. I'm also uploading videos on 00:00:43.050 --> 00:00:45.450 dailymotion right now. It's basically uh 00:00:45.450 --> 00:00:47.050 just videos of me crying 00:00:47.050 --> 00:00:48.000 TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA 00:00:48.000 --> 00:00:49.739 laddies my nama JEEF shout out to all 00:00:49.739 --> 00:00:51.960 my other YouTube channels youtube.com/poodiepey 00:00:49.740 --> 00:00:52.360 my other YouTube channels youtube.com slash pewdiepie 00:00:51.960 --> 00:00:54.449 youtube.com/Pewdie (the better one) 00:00:52.600 --> 00:00:54.100 Youtube.com slash pewdie 00:00:54.320 --> 00:00:57.440 And of course, youtube.com slash jacksepticeye 2 00:00:54.449 --> 00:00:56.910 and of course youtube.com/Jackspedicey2 00:00:57.440 --> 00:00:59.960 I'm also starting an adoption program 00:00:59.969 --> 00:01:02.969 where you can adopt my baby if you like 00:01:02.969 --> 00:01:05.519 this video five times with your left 00:01:05.519 --> 00:01:07.950 thumb. As you can tell I have my baby 00:01:07.950 --> 00:01:10.110 right here and you can win this baby. 00:01:10.110 --> 00:01:13.110 Remember just 5 times left thumb like all 00:01:13.110 --> 00:01:15.450 my videos. Also if you tell your mom's 00:01:15.450 --> 00:01:18.330 best friend's dog about my channel you 00:01:18.330 --> 00:01:20.549 get a chance to fly in here from 00:01:20.549 --> 00:01:22.170 wherever in the world. You have to pay 00:01:22.170 --> 00:01:24.509 for it yourself though and you get to 00:01:24.509 --> 00:01:26.820 stay with me. Outside the office and 00:01:26.820 --> 00:01:28.860 don't fucking go near me and also if 00:01:28.860 --> 00:01:31.710 this video gets at least 50,000 shares 00:01:31.710 --> 00:01:34.770 and likes I will upload a video again 00:01:34.770 --> 00:01:37.799 tomorrow. Also you can join my discord 00:01:37.799 --> 00:01:40.650 server. For a grand total of two thousand 00:01:40.650 --> 00:01:42.659 and eight hundred dollars you can become 00:01:42.659 --> 00:01:44.909 a mod on my discord server. We like to 00:01:44.909 --> 00:01:46.170 talk about what we thought about 00:01:46.170 --> 00:01:48.119 PewDiePie and how he's running outta- out of 00:01:48.119 --> 00:01:48.630 ideas. 00:01:48.630 --> 00:01:52.530 I prefer pretty 2016 that's the 00:01:52.530 --> 00:01:54.240 kind of stuff we get into. It's a good 00:01:54.240 --> 00:01:57.540 author too bad it just expired 00:01:57.540 --> 00:02:00.210 I'm sorry too slow bitch better luck 00:02:00.210 --> 00:02:02.399 next time, but don't you worry. 00:02:02.399 --> 00:02:04.590 you like fidget spinners I'm getting a no 00:02:04.590 --> 00:02:05.460 but that's okay 00:02:05.460 --> 00:02:07.560 I have a fidget spinner you can buy it 00:02:07.560 --> 00:02:09.330 right now. It's not a joke. You can buy it. 00:02:09.330 --> 00:02:12.180 I recommend buying at least 600 of them. 00:02:12.180 --> 00:02:12.760 because 00:02:12.760 --> 00:02:15.099 you never know when they run out and you 00:02:15.099 --> 00:02:17.079 always need more fidget spinners think 00:02:17.079 --> 00:02:18.879 about it, the end of the world is coming 00:02:18.879 --> 00:02:21.670 what do you need? Fidgets spinners. I 00:02:21.670 --> 00:02:23.439 really mean a lot to me if you guys 00:02:23.439 --> 00:02:25.180 check out all my fidget spinners. If you 00:02:25.180 --> 00:02:27.909 buy one now, you get one. Also guys if 00:02:27.909 --> 00:02:29.620 you haven't checked out already, I'm 00:02:29.620 --> 00:02:31.599 starting a book club. It's going to be 00:02:31.599 --> 00:02:33.250 here in Brighton. We're going to talk 00:02:33.250 --> 00:02:35.260 about some of our favorite literature. 00:02:35.260 --> 00:02:37.629 I really recommend "Everyone poops". It's a 00:02:37.629 --> 00:02:39.790 fine piece of art that, uh, we're going to 00:02:39.790 --> 00:02:42.400 discuss. We meet underneath the Brighton 00:02:42.400 --> 00:02:45.700 Pier every Wednesday at 3 a.m. 00:02:45.700 --> 00:02:49.690 Also don't of course forget to subscribe. 00:02:49.690 --> 00:02:51.370 Have you subscribe to this channel yet? 00:02:51.370 --> 00:02:53.230 It really mean a lot to me if you guys 00:02:53.230 --> 00:02:55.420 do that. Also check out the bell button 00:02:55.420 --> 00:02:57.579 Hit that bell button. I don't know what 00:02:57.579 --> 00:03:00.250 the fuck it does but uh please hit the 00:03:00.250 --> 00:03:03.069 bell button. Hit - hit the bell button. Hit the 00:03:03.069 --> 00:03:05.680 fucking bell button. Why don't you fucking 00:03:05.680 --> 00:03:12.129 understand? Hit the bell button! Thank you! Jesus! Follow me on Google+ 00:03:12.129 --> 00:03:14.049 I don't touch that shit. I don't think 00:03:14.049 --> 00:03:16.870 anyone does but please just do that. That 00:03:16.870 --> 00:03:20.620 would be great for a chance to win a fidget 00:03:20.620 --> 00:03:22.930 spinner and this one is special 00:03:22.930 --> 00:03:27.370 because, no reason, no reason. Download 00:03:27.370 --> 00:03:28.660 all my apps. 00:03:28.660 --> 00:03:31.480 I got "Tuber Simulator", "Legend of the 00:03:31.480 --> 00:03:34.810 Brofist", "Pewdiebot". Download them all and 00:03:34.810 --> 00:03:36.940 if you download them all and leave a 00:03:36.940 --> 00:03:40.060 review saying "Hillary Clinton", you get a 00:03:40.060 --> 00:03:42.519 chance to win Hillary Clinton. That's 00:03:42.519 --> 00:03:43.060 right. 00:03:43.060 --> 00:03:45.430 I got hook ups. She's going to meet up, 00:03:45.430 --> 00:03:48.340 with you. Hillary Clinton, everyone, and 00:03:48.340 --> 00:03:51.310 also in the next election, if you vote 00:03:51.310 --> 00:03:54.549 Hillary Clinton, you get Hillary Clinton 00:03:54.549 --> 00:03:58.569 as a president everyone. It's a limited 00:03:58.569 --> 00:04:01.180 offer. 20/20. Think about it. We're 00:04:01.180 --> 00:04:04.720 not stopping there. Leave a like on my 00:04:04.720 --> 00:04:08.859 comment on jacksepticeye's video for no 00:04:08.859 --> 00:04:13.599 reason. No reason at all! Have you guys 00:04:13.599 --> 00:04:15.940 seen my Pornhub account? 00:04:15.940 --> 00:04:18.820 I got Pornhub. I got YouPorn. I got 00:04:18.820 --> 00:04:22.780 Redtube. I got Youtube Red... No, I... Ugh! 00:04:22.780 --> 00:04:29.849 DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT MY SPOTIFY PLAYLIST! IT'S FUCKING LIT AS SHIT, DAWG! 00:04:29.849 --> 00:04:32.430 I got all the tracks. Have I told you 00:04:32.430 --> 00:04:34.800 I've got a mixtape?! Let's listen to that 00:04:34.800 --> 00:04:38.879 shit. 'Welcome to my mind. We are mining 00:04:38.879 --> 00:04:42.720 diamonds. We are not a strand mine' 00:04:42.720 --> 00:04:45.720 Fuck yeah! DO YOU BREATHE ON A REGULAR BASIS?! 00:04:45.720 --> 00:04:49.259 Well if you like this comment, you 00:04:49.259 --> 00:04:52.500 could die a premature death. It could 00:04:52.500 --> 00:04:53.970 happen at any moment! 00:04:53.970 --> 00:04:57.280 Are you dead yet? I don't knooooww! 00:04:57.280 --> 00:05:01.760 If you watch ALL my videos, you will cure my 00:05:01.770 --> 00:05:05.069 depression! Post this video on every 00:05:05.069 --> 00:05:09.210 subreddit ever for a chance to become a 00:05:09.210 --> 00:05:10.020 seagull! 00:05:10.020 --> 00:05:13.050 Do you like seagulls?! Well you are one 00:05:13.050 --> 00:05:17.250 nooow. Tell your favorite teacher about all 00:05:17.250 --> 00:05:20.400 my videos and you get a chance to get 00:05:20.400 --> 00:05:23.759 molested. Also guys I'm going on tour 00:05:23.759 --> 00:05:27.930 with Tana Mongeau! It's gonna be so fucking 00:05:27.930 --> 00:05:30.569 good! Oh, you thought it was over?! 00:05:30.569 --> 00:05:33.539 Have you seen my Roblox thread. It is 00:05:33.539 --> 00:05:35.940 fucking awesome. We're discussing all 00:05:35.940 --> 00:05:38.969 kinds of crazy shit. My god you haven't 00:05:38.969 --> 00:05:41.819 lived. Have you seen my Instagram meme 00:05:41.819 --> 00:05:46.560 page? It's the fucking best Instagram meme 00:05:46.560 --> 00:05:53.400 page and my Minecraft... server... AH! You know 00:05:53.400 --> 00:05:55.380 I think that was it. Also uhhh check out my 00:05:55.380 --> 00:06:04.420 other videos. I'll, uh, I'll leave 'em here. And uh... *shows his hand* 00:06:04.420 --> 00:06:10.100 Yeah just- just check 'em out. *Snorts and hocks a loogie* Ch-Check- uh 00:06:10.100 --> 00:06:15.520 I feel like my nipples are a little bit too exposed. But yeah, do check out, these vid- this video. 00:06:15.520 --> 00:06:21.240 *Burps* *Silence* What are you lookin' at? Come on. Check out... 00:06:21.520 --> 00:06:25.200 *the hand fades away* Ch- Check out the other video 00:06:25.200 --> 00:06:28.680 Edgar, tell 'em. 'Go check out the video'. 00:06:28.760 --> 00:06:30.200 *points at the greenscreen* 00:06:30.460 --> 00:06:33.600 What are you doing here? Go check out the other video 00:06:33.600 --> 00:06:38.500 After you've done all the thing I asked you though. I leave- I left it all in the description. 00:06:38.500 --> 00:06:49.880 *points his hand at the screen once again* 00:06:49.900 --> 00:06:58.000 This is extremely boring. *Chuckles* Like... Just check- Just che- Check the video. Please. 00:06:58.000 --> 00:07:03.020 I know you're waiting for me to say something funny. It's not gonna happen. It's ov- The video is done. 00:07:03.020 --> 00:07:05.020 Just GO! 00:07:07.100 --> 00:07:11.080 You're not- You're not listening. What the fuck is wrong with- 00:07:11.080 --> 00:07:13.080 I'm literally holding Edgar just to cover up my nips. 00:07:14.760 --> 00:07:18.040 Realize- It's pretty hot in here. They look a bit bigger than they should. 00:07:18.040 --> 00:07:22.280 Don't you think? I- I feel like I have good nips. They look a bit weird. 00:07:22.280 --> 00:07:26.740 They look a bit freakish, like Jacksepticeye's nips you know? No offense to Jacksepticeye. 00:07:26.740 --> 00:07:31.180 I've seen his nips and they're not attractive. What do you think Edgar? 00:07:31.180 --> 00:07:35.840 *SIlence* He agrees 100% 00:07:39.220 --> 00:07:42.680 Alright, I got bored, so I'm gonna loop myself so it seems like... 00:07:46.260 --> 00:07:49.040 Seems like I'm here but I'm not 00:07:51.720 --> 00:07:57.040 Has it been ten minutes yet? How long... 00:07:57.880 --> 00:08:00.840 Oh there's no way... Okay I'm just gonna loop myself. 00:08:06.480 --> 00:08:09.300 (Why are we still here?) 00:08:09.440 --> 00:08:12.720 (Just to suffer?) 00:08:12.920 --> 00:08:16.280 (Every night, I can feel my leg...) 00:08:16.560 --> 00:08:19.760 (and my arm...) 00:08:19.980 --> 00:08:24.440 (even my fingers.) 00:08:24.620 --> 00:08:28.020 (The body I've lost...) 00:08:28.200 --> 00:08:31.920 (the comrades I've lost...) 00:08:32.120 --> 00:08:38.600 (won't stop hurting...) 00:08:38.800 --> 00:08:44.040 (It's like they're all still there.) 00:08:44.260 --> 00:08:50.020 (You feel it, too, don't you?) 00:08:50.280 --> 00:09:03.800 ( I'm gonna make them give back our past.) 00:09:42.960 --> 00:09:46.320 (So) (How's your day going?) (What's new?) 00:09:47.640 --> 00:09:52.460 (How bout dat promotion eh?) 00:09:52.460 --> 00:09:57.100 (I actually thought this wasn't a loop) 00:09:58.880 --> 00:10:00.840 Alright guys, thanks for watc- Thanks 00:10:00.840 --> 00:10:02.840 (Congrats, you have wasted 10 mins of your life. Mission accomplished)