HEY how's it going bros
My name is PewwwDieeePieee
*moment of silence*
Anyway, thanks for watching this video
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TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA
laddies my nama JEEF shout out to all
my other YouTube channels youtube.com/poodiepey
my other YouTube channels youtube.com slash pewdiepie
youtube.com/Pewdie (the better one)
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And of course, youtube.com slash jacksepticeye 2
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I'm also starting an adoption program
where you can adopt my baby if you like
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don't fucking go near me and also if
this video gets at least 50,000 shares
and likes I will upload a video again
tomorrow. Also you can join my discord
server. For a grand total of two thousand
and eight hundred dollars you can become
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talk about what we thought about
PewDiePie and how he's running outta- out of
ideas.
I prefer pretty 2016 that's the
kind of stuff we get into. It's a good
author too bad it just expired
I'm sorry too slow bitch better luck
next time, but don't you worry.
you like fidget spinners I'm getting a no
but that's okay
I have a fidget spinner you can buy it
right now. It's not a joke. You can buy it.
I recommend buying at least 600 of them.
because
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about it, the end of the world is coming
what do you need? Fidgets spinners. I
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I really recommend "Everyone poops". It's a
fine piece of art that, uh, we're going to
discuss. We meet underneath the Brighton
Pier every Wednesday at 3 a.m.
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I don't touch that shit. I don't think
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right.
I got hook ups. She's going to meet up,
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comment on jacksepticeye's video for no
reason. No reason at all! Have you guys
seen my Pornhub account?
I got Pornhub. I got YouPorn. I got
Redtube. I got Youtube Red... No, I... Ugh!
DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT MY SPOTIFY PLAYLIST! IT'S FUCKING LIT AS SHIT, DAWG!
I got all the tracks. Have I told you
I've got a mixtape?! Let's listen to that
shit. 'Welcome to my mind. We are mining
diamonds. We are not a strand mine'
Fuck yeah! DO YOU BREATHE ON A REGULAR BASIS?!
Well if you like this comment, you
could die a premature death. It could
happen at any moment!
Are you dead yet? I don't knooooww!
If you watch ALL my videos, you will cure my
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good! Oh, you thought it was over?!
Have you seen my Roblox thread. It is
fucking awesome. We're discussing all
kinds of crazy shit. My god you haven't
lived. Have you seen my Instagram meme
page? It's the fucking best Instagram meme
page and my Minecraft... server... AH! You know
I think that was it. Also uhhh check out my
other videos. I'll, uh, I'll leave 'em here. And uh... *shows his hand*
Yeah just- just check 'em out. *Snorts and hocks a loogie* Ch-Check- uh
I feel like my nipples are a little bit too exposed. But yeah, do check out, these vid- this video.
*Burps* *Silence* What are you lookin' at? Come on. Check out...
*the hand fades away* Ch- Check out the other video
Edgar, tell 'em. 'Go check out the video'.
*points at the greenscreen*
What are you doing here? Go check out the other video
After you've done all the thing I asked you though. I leave- I left it all in the description.
*points his hand at the screen once again*
This is extremely boring. *Chuckles* Like... Just check- Just che- Check the video. Please.
I know you're waiting for me to say something funny. It's not gonna happen. It's ov- The video is done.
Just GO!
You're not- You're not listening. What the fuck is wrong with-
I'm literally holding Edgar just to cover up my nips.
Realize- It's pretty hot in here. They look a bit bigger than they should.
Don't you think? I- I feel like I have good nips. They look a bit weird.
They look a bit freakish, like Jacksepticeye's nips you know? No offense to Jacksepticeye.
I've seen his nips and they're not attractive. What do you think Edgar?
*SIlence* He agrees 100%
Alright, I got bored, so I'm gonna loop myself so it seems like...
Seems like I'm here but I'm not
Has it been ten minutes yet? How long...
Oh there's no way... Okay I'm just gonna loop myself.
(Why are we still here?)
(Just to suffer?)
(Every night, I can feel my leg...)
(and my arm...)
(even my fingers.)
(The body I've lost...)
(the comrades I've lost...)
(won't stop hurting...)
(It's like they're all still there.)
(You feel it, too, don't you?)
( I'm gonna make them give back our past.)
(So) (How's your day going?) (What's new?)
(How bout dat promotion eh?)
(I actually thought this wasn't a loop)
Alright guys, thanks for watc- Thanks
(Congrats, you have wasted 10 mins of your life. Mission accomplished)