WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: bs 00:00:00.840 --> 00:00:05.000 Negdje u dubokim švedskim džunglama... 00:00:14.580 --> 00:00:15.080 00:00:15.600 --> 00:00:17.800 Ovdje je jebeni Pokemon. 00:00:17.800 --> 00:00:19.500 00:00:20.000 --> 00:00:22.800 Najrjeđi Pokemon...od svih. 00:00:22.900 --> 00:00:23.460 00:00:24.360 --> 00:00:25.660 Nisam se tuširao... 00:00:26.560 --> 00:00:28.180 Nisam srao... 00:00:28.440 --> 00:00:29.100 Imam zatvor. 00:00:29.720 --> 00:00:31.600 Stani, da provjerim moj GPS. 00:00:32.760 --> 00:00:34.040 Gdje je? 00:00:35.200 --> 00:00:36.180 U blizini je. 00:00:36.520 --> 00:00:37.540 Našao sam jednog! 00:00:39.920 --> 00:01:23.480 ta ta ta ta ta taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 00:01:26.020 --> 00:01:28.160 Niste me vidjeli, ali tu sam. 00:01:30.180 --> 00:01:33.020 Zovu me Beast Master 64 00:01:33.760 --> 00:01:36.320 Ja sam najbolji živi Pokemon lovac. 00:01:36.900 --> 00:01:38.420 U lovu sam već 00:01:38.960 --> 00:01:40.480 84 dana. 00:01:40.920 --> 00:01:41.720 Gdje je? 00:01:41.720 --> 00:01:42.220 00:01:42.220 --> 00:01:43.340 Šta - šta je ovo?! 00:01:45.540 --> 00:01:46.920 Približavam se. 00:01:49.720 --> 00:01:52.100 Bio sam nenaoružan, u manjini... 00:01:52.100 --> 00:01:54.100 Ali uhvatio sam Blastoisa. 00:01:54.100 --> 00:01:55.240 00:01:55.240 --> 00:01:56.920 Nije imao ruke 00:01:57.340 --> 00:01:58.780 ali uhvatio sam levata. 00:01:59.400 --> 00:02:00.880 Niko me ne vidi... 00:02:01.640 --> 00:02:02.860 Ja sam opasnost. 00:02:03.420 --> 00:02:04.320 Snimaš li ovo? 00:02:04.320 --> 00:02:05.380 Da li jebeno snimaš ovo? 00:02:06.000 --> 00:02:08.440 Ou 00:02:08.800 --> 00:02:09.600 00:02:09.960 --> 00:02:10.880 Ou, moja jaja! 00:02:11.380 --> 00:02:12.180 00:02:12.920 --> 00:02:13.420 Ah! 00:02:13.420 --> 00:02:15.420 00:02:19.100 --> 00:02:19.980 Lažna uzbuna. 00:02:20.020 --> 00:02:23.360 Imao sam Magikarpa u mom Pokedexu. 00:02:23.740 --> 00:02:27.860 Evoluirao je u Gyaradosa ali sam mu slomio vrat prije nego što se to desilo. 00:02:28.180 --> 00:02:28.680 00:02:28.860 --> 00:02:30.860 Još mislim o tom zvuku. 00:02:30.880 --> 00:02:32.160 Uspavljuje me. 00:02:32.340 --> 00:02:34.260 Machamp se probao hrvati sa mnom 00:02:35.800 --> 00:02:36.680 Ali sam ga dobio. 00:02:37.940 --> 00:02:38.980 Sa mojim šupkom. 00:02:39.520 --> 00:02:42.800 Udario sam Charizarda u facu, nikad nije ustao. 00:02:42.940 --> 00:02:45.400 Ukrao sam Pikachua od djeteta. 00:02:45.580 --> 00:02:46.460 I onda... 00:02:46.860 --> 00:02:47.360 sam ga pojeo. 00:02:47.820 --> 00:02:48.940 Beast Master 64! 00:02:49.940 --> 00:02:52.420 Koristim Geodudea kao jebenu loptu! 00:02:52.680 --> 00:02:55.320 Ima barem četiri Pokemona u ovoj oblasti. 00:02:55.320 --> 00:02:56.920 Pogledaj, eno jednog tamo! 00:02:58.520 --> 00:02:59.400 Vidiš li ga? 00:02:59.400 --> 00:03:01.400 Čekaj, gdje? 00:03:01.940 --> 00:03:04.260 Eno tamo, između klupa. 00:03:05.120 --> 00:03:06.160 To je Snorlax. 00:03:06.340 --> 00:03:09.840 00:03:09.980 --> 00:03:10.860 Ne vidim ga. 00:03:10.980 --> 00:03:12.320 Kažeš mi da ga ne vidiš, 00:03:12.320 --> 00:03:13.540 jebeno je tamo buraz! 00:03:13.840 --> 00:03:16.020 00:03:16.020 --> 00:03:17.140 Tamo nema ništa... 00:03:17.140 --> 00:03:19.160 Neki kažu da je ovo opasna profesija, 00:03:19.640 --> 00:03:20.840 Ali ja... Ja nisam- 00:03:20.840 --> 00:03:22.380 WOAH, to je... spusti se dolje, spusti se!! 00:03:23.460 --> 00:03:25.540 Tačno tamo je Machamp. 00:03:25.540 --> 00:03:27.680 Tačno jebeno tamo, vidiš li ga? 00:03:27.820 --> 00:03:29.840 00:03:30.560 --> 00:03:33.800 Ah, gospodine Beast Master 64? 00:03:33.800 --> 00:03:35.000 Ponovi mi ime. 00:03:35.000 --> 00:03:36.820 Uh, ne vjerujem da je išta tamo... 00:03:36.820 --> 00:03:38.060 Tamo nema ništa... 00:03:38.640 --> 00:03:40.080 Tamo je jebeni... 00:03:40.480 --> 00:03:41.280 Machamp... 00:03:41.920 --> 00:03:43.060 U dva dijela. 00:03:43.060 --> 00:03:44.760 Kažeš mi da ne vidiš?! 00:03:46.360 --> 00:03:47.480 Pokemoni nisu stvarni. 00:03:47.480 --> 00:03:49.720 Pojest ću njegove noge večeras. 00:03:49.720 --> 00:03:51.240 Kažeš mi da to nije stvarno? 00:03:51.240 --> 00:03:52.220 Pokemoni nisu stvarni. 00:03:52.220 --> 00:03:52.920 Nema ih tamo. 00:03:53.040 --> 00:03:54.520 Pokemoni su stvarni. 00:03:55.280 --> 00:03:56.320 Tačno su tamo. 00:03:56.320 --> 00:03:57.180 Nema takvih stvari. 00:03:57.200 --> 00:03:58.220 Slušaj čovječe, slušaj... 00:03:58.220 --> 00:04:00.940 Ne možeš samo hodati napolju i hvatati Pokemone. 00:04:00.940 --> 00:04:02.140 Ne... 00:04:02.140 --> 00:04:04.080 To je igra, to je tv emisija. 00:04:04.080 --> 00:04:05.240 To nije u pravom životu. 00:04:05.300 --> 00:04:06.500 Pokemoni su stvarni! 00:04:07.440 --> 00:04:08.000 Ušuti! 00:04:08.000 --> 00:04:09.120 Jebeno ušuti! 00:04:09.980 --> 00:04:11.740 Stvarni su, dovraga! 00:04:11.900 --> 00:04:13.100 Pokemoni su stvarni! 00:04:13.260 --> 00:04:14.860 Otvori svoje jebene oči! 00:04:15.660 --> 00:04:16.880 00:04:17.560 --> 00:04:18.580 Čekaj... 00:04:20.020 --> 00:04:20.980 Upravu je... 00:04:24.800 --> 00:04:25.440 Ne, ne... 00:04:28.420 --> 00:04:30.200 Ne... 00:04:30.520 --> 00:04:31.640 00:04:31.880 --> 00:04:32.580 Zašto?! 00:04:33.160 --> 00:04:36.420 00:04:36.720 --> 00:04:39.280 Sve ove godine sam lovio... 00:04:40.220 --> 00:04:41.580 Sve je bilo u mojoj glavi. 00:04:42.120 --> 00:04:43.080 Bilo je ovdje. 00:04:43.080 --> 00:04:44.860 Ali ako Pokemoni nisu stvarni... 00:04:46.380 --> 00:04:47.980 Kako su naše oči stvarne? 00:04:48.940 --> 00:04:49.440 Čekaj! 00:04:50.200 --> 00:04:51.640 Šta je jebeno ono? 00:04:51.900 --> 00:04:53.800 To je tip koji šeta psa. 00:04:54.260 --> 00:04:55.460 To je Pokemon! 00:04:55.460 --> 00:04:57.120 To je Pokemon, tačno tamo! 00:04:57.120 --> 00:04:57.820 To je normalna osoba sa psom. 00:04:57.820 --> 00:04:58.780 To je Pokemon! 00:04:58.780 --> 00:04:59.820 Psi su stvarni, Pokemoni nisu. 00:04:59.980 --> 00:05:01.740 Neću pasti na ovo... 00:05:01.780 --> 00:05:03.380 O moj Bože... 00:05:05.780 --> 00:05:07.140 To je moj Pokemon! 00:05:07.380 --> 00:05:08.420 00:05:08.820 --> 00:05:17.560 *Dramatična muzika* 00:05:19.620 --> 00:05:20.120 00:05:20.560 --> 00:05:22.200 Ako Pokemoni nisu stvarni... 00:05:23.940 --> 00:05:26.280 Onda ni psi nisu stvarni... 00:05:26.980 --> 00:05:30.660 00:05:30.940 --> 00:05:32.220 00:05:32.480 --> 00:05:33.940