WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: hr 00:00:16.080 --> 00:00:17.880 Pokemon je jebeno ovdje, 00:00:20.320 --> 00:00:21.700 najrijeđi Pokemon, 00:00:22.280 --> 00:00:22.820 od svih. 00:00:23.760 --> 00:00:24.260 *pljune* 00:00:24.620 --> 00:00:29.760 Nisam se istuširao, nisam se posrao, zatvoren sam. 00:00:29.760 --> 00:00:32.000 Samo malo, da provjerim GPS. 00:00:32.920 --> 00:00:33.900 Gdje je ? 00:00:35.100 --> 00:00:36.260 Blizu je. 00:00:36.680 --> 00:00:37.480 Našao sam jednog. 00:01:26.140 --> 00:01:28.180 Niste me vidjeli, ali ovdje sam. 00:01:30.280 --> 00:01:32.720 Zovu me "Beast Master 64" 00:01:34.000 --> 00:01:36.240 Ja sam najveći lovac na Pokemone među živima. 00:01:36.920 --> 00:01:40.260 Znao sam loviti i po 84 dana. 00:01:41.020 --> 00:01:41.820 Gdje je? 00:01:41.820 --> 00:01:43.260 Što... što je ovo ? 00:01:45.320 --> 00:01:46.680 Sve sam bliže. 00:01:49.620 --> 00:01:53.860 Bio sam bez oružja... brojčano nadjačan, ali uhvatio sam Blastoise-sa. 00:01:55.440 --> 00:01:58.660 Nije imao ruke, ali uhvatio sam ga. 00:01:59.420 --> 00:02:02.660 Nitko me ne vidi, ja sam opasnost. 00:02:03.240 --> 00:02:05.500 Osjećate li ovo? Da li jebeno osjećate ovo? 00:02:05.960 --> 00:02:10.640 Reći ću vam moju priču. Aaa, aaaa, moja jaja. 00:02:10.640 --> 00:02:12.220 00:02:13.060 --> 00:02:13.560 AHHH ! 00:02:18.820 --> 00:02:22.800 Lažna uzbuna... Imao sam Magikarp-a u svom Pokedexu. 00:02:23.720 --> 00:02:27.820 Razvio se do Gyarados-a, ali sam mu slomio vrat prije nego se to dogodilo. 00:02:27.820 --> 00:02:28.900 00:02:28.900 --> 00:02:32.060 Još uvijek razmišljam o tom zvuku. Uspavljuje me. 00:02:32.060 --> 00:02:39.060 Manchap se pokušao hrvati sa mnom, ali pobijedio sam ga, sa svojim šupkom. 00:02:39.060 --> 00:02:43.000 Udario sam Charizard-a u lice. Nije se ni podigao. 00:02:43.000 --> 00:02:47.420 Ukrao sam Pikachu-a od djetata i onda sam ga pojeo. 00:02:47.420 --> 00:02:52.740 Beast Master 64. Iskoristio sam Geodude-a kao jebenu nogometnu loptu. 00:02:52.740 --> 00:02:56.760 Ovdje je barem 4 različita Pokemona u ovom području. Pogledajte evo jednog ovdje. 00:02:58.580 --> 00:02:59.460 Da li ga vidite? 00:03:01.960 --> 00:03:05.880 Tamo. Između klupa, to je Snorlax. 00:03:11.020 --> 00:03:13.420 Govoris mi da ga ne vidiš? Jebeno je tamo, stari. 00:03:17.280 --> 00:03:22.280 Neki kažu da je ovo opasan posao, ali ja... ja nisam -- wow, sagnite -- sagite se ! 00:03:23.460 --> 00:03:25.200 Tamo je Manchap, točno tamo. 00:03:26.120 --> 00:03:27.500 Točno jebeno ondje. 00:03:30.720 --> 00:03:31.220 uh... 00:03:34.100 --> 00:03:34.780 Ponovo mi reci ime. 00:03:38.780 --> 00:03:42.920 Tamo je jebeni... Manchap... u dva dijelova. 00:03:43.440 --> 00:03:44.640 Govoriš mi da ga ne vidiš? 00:03:47.500 --> 00:03:51.060 Danas ću za večeru pojesti njegove noge. Govoriš da on nije stvaran? 00:03:52.960 --> 00:03:54.420 Pokemoni su stvarni. 00:03:55.420 --> 00:03:55.960 Točno su tamo. 00:03:57.480 --> 00:03:57.980 Slušaj, stari... 00:04:01.640 --> 00:04:02.140 Ne... 00:04:05.400 --> 00:04:06.540 Pokemoni su stvarni. 00:04:07.460 --> 00:04:07.960 Šuti ! 00:04:07.960 --> 00:04:08.940 Jebeno šuti !! 00:04:10.640 --> 00:04:11.600 Oni su stvarni, kvragu ! 00:04:12.040 --> 00:04:13.100 Pokemoni su stvarni! 00:04:13.200 --> 00:04:14.700 Otvori svoje jebene oči ! 00:04:16.020 --> 00:04:16.940 Aaaaaaahhhhh 00:04:17.600 --> 00:04:18.320 Samo malo... 00:04:20.560 --> 00:04:21.060 On je upravu. 00:04:24.600 --> 00:04:25.100 Ne... 00:04:28.320 --> 00:04:28.820 Ne... 00:04:30.580 --> 00:04:31.560 Aahhh 00:04:31.920 --> 00:04:32.420 Zašto? 00:04:37.000 --> 00:04:38.980 Sve ove godine, ja sam lovio... 00:04:40.280 --> 00:04:41.300 Sve je to bilo u mojoj glavi... 00:04:42.040 --> 00:04:42.960 Bilo je ovdje. 00:04:43.280 --> 00:04:44.560 Ali ako Pokemoni nisu stvarni... 00:04:46.560 --> 00:04:47.720 Kako ih ja vidim ? 00:04:48.980 --> 00:04:49.480 Stani malo... 00:04:50.460 --> 00:04:51.380 Koji kurac je ono ? 00:04:54.700 --> 00:04:55.360 To je Pokemon! 00:04:56.080 --> 00:04:57.100 To je Pokemon! 00:04:58.120 --> 00:04:58.900 Jebi Pokemone! 00:05:00.320 --> 00:05:01.200 Sada ću ga pratiti. 00:05:02.420 --> 00:05:02.980 O moj bože... 00:05:06.060 --> 00:05:06.900 To je moj Pokemon! 00:05:07.500 --> 00:05:08.440 *bang* 00:05:20.700 --> 00:05:22.000 Ako Pokemoni nisu stvarni... 00:05:23.900 --> 00:05:26.020 Onda nisu ni psi...