WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: sl 00:00:00.800 --> 00:00:04.560 Nekje, globoko v švedski džungli ... 00:00:16.080 --> 00:00:17.880 Pokemon je točno tukaj. 00:00:20.320 --> 00:00:22.700 Najredkejši Pokemon. 00:00:24.620 --> 00:00:29.760 Nisem se niti stuširal, nisem šel srat ... zaprt sem 00:00:29.760 --> 00:00:32.000 Čakaj malo. Samo da preverim svoj GPS. 00:00:32.920 --> 00:00:33.900 Kje je? 00:00:35.100 --> 00:00:36.260 Blizu. 00:00:36.680 --> 00:00:37.480 Našel sem enega. 00:00:43.180 --> 00:00:46.580 MOJSTER ZVERI 64 00:00:51.220 --> 00:00:54.380 V glavni vlogi Mojster Zveri 64 00:00:56.520 --> 00:00:59.240 Režija in scenarij Papa Franku 00:01:06.900 --> 00:01:08.900 Sponzoriral CS:GO LOTTO 00:01:10.400 --> 00:01:13.900 Prosim, ne povejte Marzi-i produkcija predstavlja 00:01:16.500 --> 00:01:18.500 Bradov dokumentarec 00:01:26.140 --> 00:01:28.180 Nisi me videl, vendar sem tukaj. 00:01:30.280 --> 00:01:32.720 Pravijo mi "Mojster Zveri 64." 00:01:34.000 --> 00:01:36.240 Sem najboljši lovec na Pokemone. 00:01:36.920 --> 00:01:40.260 Že 84 dni sem na lovu. 00:01:41.020 --> 00:01:41.820 Kje je? 00:01:42.200 --> 00:01:43.260 Kaj je pa to? 00:01:45.320 --> 00:01:46.680 Bližam se. 00:01:49.620 --> 00:01:52.020 Bil sem neoborožen in sam, 00:01:52.420 --> 00:01:53.860 Pa sem veeno ujel Blastoisa. 00:01:55.440 --> 00:01:57.400 Sicer ni imel rok, 00:01:57.400 --> 00:01:59.420 Ampak sem ga ujel. 00:01:59.420 --> 00:02:02.660 Nihče me ne vidi. Jaz sem nevarnost. 00:02:03.220 --> 00:02:05.480 A snemaš? A si ziher? 00:02:09.900 --> 00:02:11.060 Moja jajca! 00:02:18.820 --> 00:02:20.340 Lažni alarm. 00:02:20.340 --> 00:02:23.480 Včasih sem imel Magikarpa v mojem Pokedex-u. 00:02:23.720 --> 00:02:25.640 Spremenil se je v Gyaradosa, 00:02:25.640 --> 00:02:27.760 Ampak sem mu zlomil vrat preden se je to zgodilo. 00:02:28.900 --> 00:02:32.060 Še vedno se spomnim zvoka. Tako lažje zaspim. 00:02:32.060 --> 00:02:34.420 Machamp me je hotel namlatit. 00:02:35.760 --> 00:02:37.080 Ampak sem ga jaz prej. 00:02:37.800 --> 00:02:39.060 S svojo ritjo. 00:02:39.060 --> 00:02:41.420 Charizarda sem mahnil v fris, 00:02:41.420 --> 00:02:43.000 In se ni več pobral. 00:02:43.000 --> 00:02:47.420 Pikachuja sem ukradel otroku in ga pojedel. 00:02:47.420 --> 00:02:49.780 Zver Master 64! 00:02:49.780 --> 00:02:52.500 Geoduda uporabljam za nogometno žogo! 00:02:52.740 --> 00:02:56.760 Tukaj so vsaj štirje Pokemoni. Glej tam je eden! 00:02:58.580 --> 00:02:59.460 A vidiš? 00:03:00.180 --> 00:03:01.380 Kje? 00:03:01.960 --> 00:03:05.880 Med tistimi vejami. Snorlax je. 00:03:10.220 --> 00:03:11.020 Ne vidim ga. 00:03:11.020 --> 00:03:13.420 Ni vidiš ga? Tam je! 00:03:16.220 --> 00:03:17.140 Nič ni tam. 00:03:17.280 --> 00:03:20.660 Nekateri menijo, da je nevaren poklic, ampak jaz ... 00:03:20.660 --> 00:03:22.660 Skloni se! 00:03:23.460 --> 00:03:25.200 Tamle je Machamp. 00:03:26.120 --> 00:03:27.500 Točno tam. 00:03:32.160 --> 00:03:34.100 Gospod Zver Master 64? 00:03:34.100 --> 00:03:34.780 Ponovi moje ime. 00:03:35.360 --> 00:03:36.820 Tam ni ničesar. 00:03:37.620 --> 00:03:38.640 Ničesar ... 00:03:38.780 --> 00:03:42.920 Tam je klinčev Machamp. Razkosan. 00:03:43.440 --> 00:03:44.640 A tega ne vidiš? 00:03:46.260 --> 00:03:47.420 Pokemoni niso resnični. 00:03:47.500 --> 00:03:49.720 Nocoj se bom jedel njegove noge. 00:03:49.720 --> 00:03:51.200 In ti praviš, da niso resnični? 00:03:51.200 --> 00:03:52.940 Pokemoni ne obstajajo. Ni jih tukaj. 00:03:52.960 --> 00:03:54.420 Pokemoni obstajajo! 00:03:55.420 --> 00:03:56.100 Točno tam je en. 00:03:56.100 --> 00:03:57.480 Ni Pokemonov. 00:03:57.480 --> 00:03:57.980 Poslušaj, fante ... 00:03:57.980 --> 00:03:59.620 Ne moreš pohajkovati naokoli 00:03:59.620 --> 00:04:01.020 in loviti Pokemonov. 00:04:01.640 --> 00:04:02.140 Ne ... 00:04:02.620 --> 00:04:05.280 To je igra, TV serija ... Ni resnično. 00:04:05.400 --> 00:04:06.540 Pokemoni so resnični! 00:04:07.460 --> 00:04:07.960 Utihni! 00:04:07.960 --> 00:04:08.940 Drži že klinčev gobec! 00:04:10.640 --> 00:04:11.600 Resnični so, zaboga! 00:04:12.040 --> 00:04:13.100 Pokemoni so resnični! 00:04:13.200 --> 00:04:14.700 Odpri že klinčeve oči! 00:04:17.600 --> 00:04:18.320 Čakaj ... 00:04:20.560 --> 00:04:21.060 Prav ima. 00:04:24.600 --> 00:04:25.100 Ne. 00:04:28.320 --> 00:04:28.820 Ne. 00:04:31.920 --> 00:04:32.560 Zakaj? 00:04:37.000 --> 00:04:39.080 Vsa ta leta sem lovil ... 00:04:40.280 --> 00:04:41.440 ... Vse je bilo le v moji glavi. 00:04:42.040 --> 00:04:42.960 Tukaj je bilo. 00:04:43.280 --> 00:04:44.560 Če Pokemoni niso resnični ... 00:04:46.560 --> 00:04:47.720 ... kako so naše oči resnične? 00:04:48.980 --> 00:04:49.480 Čakaj ... 00:04:50.460 --> 00:04:51.380 Kaj, klinca, je to? 00:04:52.120 --> 00:04:54.120 Nek tip sprehaja psa. 00:04:54.700 --> 00:04:55.360 To je Pokemon! 00:04:56.080 --> 00:04:57.100 Tisto je preklet Pokemon! 00:04:57.100 --> 00:04:58.080 Samo normalna oseba s psom je. 00:04:58.120 --> 00:04:58.900 Pokemon je! 00:04:58.900 --> 00:05:00.300 Psi so resnični. Pokemoni niso ... 00:05:00.320 --> 00:05:01.720 Ja, seveda. -Moj Bog. 00:05:02.420 --> 00:05:02.980 Ojej. 00:05:06.060 --> 00:05:06.900 To je moj Pokemon! 00:05:20.700 --> 00:05:22.000 Če Pokemoni niso resnični ... 00:05:23.900 --> 00:05:26.020 ... tudi psi niso.