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喺瑞典森林嘅深處。。。

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仆街呢度有隻寵物小精靈

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最罕有嘅寵物小精靈

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我冇沖涼。。。

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我冇疴屎。。。

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我有便秘

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等陣，我CHECK吓GPS

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佢喺邊？

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佢喺附近

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我搵到隻喇！

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我喺度，你睇我唔到

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個個叫我做派膠神人64

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我係全世界最把炮嘅寵物小精靈獵人

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我喺度狩獵

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已經有84日

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究竟佢喺邊？

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咩，咩料？

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我FEEL到目標好近

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嗰時我咩裝備都冇，俾佢哋包圍

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但係我捉咗隻水箭龜

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佢手都冇隻

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我都捉到佢正傻仔

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你睇我唔到。。。

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我就係危機

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你係咪錄緊？

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你條茂利有冇ROLL機？

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呀～

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呀！我抽龍珠

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呀！

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冇料到

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我曾經有一隻鯉魚王喺圖鑑

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見佢想進化做鯉魚龍我即刻啪斷佢條頸

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我晚晚諗起嗰時啪一聲

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先瞓得著

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曾經有隻怪力想挑機

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我秒咗佢

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用我朵菊花

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我一拳打到噴火龍起唔返身

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我偷過小學雞隻比卡超

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跟住我。。。

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一啖食落肚

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派膠神人64！

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我當小拳石波咁踢！

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呢度最少有四隻小精靈

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睇吓嗰邊就有隻！

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見到冇？

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CAM MAN：邊度？

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嗰度！喺兩張長櫈中間

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有隻卡比獸

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你話俾我聽你見唔到？

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屌你呀，就喺嗰度！

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CAM MAN：冇料到喎巴打

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有人話獵人係高危行業

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但係。。。我唔會。。。

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嘩！快啲趴低，趴低！

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見唔見有隻怪力

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就喺嗰撚度，見冇？

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響多次我個朵

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ON9嗰度有。。。

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成大隻怪力

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分開咗兩嚿

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你仲話你睇唔到？！

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今晚我會食咗佢對長腿

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你話唔係真嘅？

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小精靈係存在嘅

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佢哋就喺嗰度

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聽我講。。。

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唔係。。。

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小精靈係真實存在嘅！

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收嗲！

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收皮啦你！

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小精靈係存在架食屎狗！

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寵物小精靈係真嘅！

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打開你對眼呀仆街！

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等陣。。。

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佢講得啱。。。

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唔得。。。

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點解！

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我派咗咁多年膠。。。

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都係我FF出嚟

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全部喺我個腦入面

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但係如果寵物小精靈唔存在。。。

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我哋對眼又點會存在？

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等陣！

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嗰隻乜撚嘢嚟？

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嗰隻係小精靈！

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嗰隻係小精靈，就喺嗰度！

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嗰隻係小精靈！

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CAM MAN：我唔跟你去癲

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CAM MAN：痴孖根。。。

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隻小精靈係我嘅！

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如果寵物小精靈唔存在。。。

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咁狗都唔存在喺呢個世上。。。

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