WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.340 *SLOW, EPIC MUSIC* 00:00:04.020 --> 00:00:04.520 I'm scared 00:00:05.720 --> 00:00:06.480 You should be 00:00:07.480 --> 00:00:09.800 But I'm gonna catch a lot of Pokémons 00:00:10.080 --> 00:00:12.740 *UPBEAT THEMETUNE* 00:00:17.540 --> 00:00:18.420 PEWDS: (Intro time) 00:00:18.420 --> 00:00:19.660 *CAN OPENS IN BACKGROUND* 00:00:19.660 --> 00:00:20.540 *sniggers* 00:00:20.540 --> 00:00:24.820 How's it going bros? Today we're going to do some more Pokémon Go hunting 00:00:24.820 --> 00:00:27.920 We have some vehicles of transporta-- oh PJ's here as well! 00:00:27.920 --> 00:00:28.420 PJ: Hey, what's up? 00:00:28.420 --> 00:00:30.180 Less important. VEHICLES! 00:00:30.500 --> 00:00:31.700 So many vehicles! 00:00:31.700 --> 00:00:35.340 This one doesn't work. I'm gonna take this one. PJ you got your longboard 00:00:35.340 --> 00:00:35.920 PJ: My longboard 00:00:35.920 --> 00:00:37.260 Michael, you get that one 00:00:37.940 --> 00:00:39.800 PJ: Hehehe. There you go. That's the cutest one 00:00:39.800 --> 00:00:40.540 PEWDS: You're welcome 00:00:40.540 --> 00:00:41.900 I haven't tried any one of them 00:00:41.900 --> 00:00:42.520 PJ: Nice > 00:00:42.520 --> 00:00:46.320 I'm actually scared. This looks terrifying! It looks like it could kill a baby 00:00:46.320 --> 00:00:46.880 < Yeah 00:00:47.540 --> 00:00:48.340 *giggling* 00:00:48.340 --> 00:00:49.600 Alright. We're gonna go outside. 00:00:49.600 --> 00:00:51.080 Catch some "Poké-maonz". 00:00:51.620 --> 00:00:53.620 Like the cool kids on the block 00:00:55.900 --> 00:00:57.120 *COOL MUSIC* 00:00:57.120 --> 00:00:59.360 We got some Pokémon nerds down there 00:01:00.060 --> 00:01:01.900 Let's show them how this is done 00:01:01.900 --> 00:01:02.460 *VROOM* 00:01:02.460 --> 00:01:03.040 No! 00:01:03.040 --> 00:01:04.740 *laughing* 00:01:05.520 --> 00:01:07.280 I think I'll start sitting 00:01:07.280 --> 00:01:08.680 If I don't come back... 00:01:08.680 --> 00:01:09.640 *PJ laughing* 00:01:10.800 --> 00:01:12.240 Tell Marzia I love her 00:01:12.240 --> 00:01:13.320 PJ: It's not really an "if", is it? 00:01:13.320 --> 00:01:14.720 Tell Edgar I hate him 00:01:14.720 --> 00:01:15.620 *VROOM* 00:01:15.620 --> 00:01:17.080 Jesus Christ 00:01:17.080 --> 00:01:18.480 *HIGH-PITCHED WHIRRING* 00:01:18.900 --> 00:01:20.620 Fucking hell, this has a kick! 00:01:21.460 --> 00:01:24.080 *STUTTERED WHIRRING* 00:01:24.820 --> 00:01:25.460 PEWDS: Coming through 00:01:25.460 --> 00:01:27.020 *INAUDIBLE CHATTERING* 00:01:27.960 --> 00:01:29.480 *WHIRRING CONTINUES* 00:01:31.280 --> 00:01:33.420 *COOL MUSIC* 00:01:39.360 --> 00:01:40.960 *CAMERA SHUTTER* 00:01:43.320 --> 00:01:46.360 *laughing* 00:01:50.260 --> 00:01:51.020 PEWDS: Shut up! 00:01:51.660 --> 00:01:52.300 Stop laughing! 00:01:52.440 --> 00:01:54.120 *WHIRRING* Jesus Christ 00:01:54.120 --> 00:01:56.640 This thing is... I'm scared 00:01:57.800 --> 00:02:01.540 So I'm going to get my pediboard and I'm gonna use that instead 00:02:01.540 --> 00:02:03.500 I'm pretty sure my arm is bleeding 00:02:04.320 --> 00:02:06.160 This is from falling before 00:02:06.880 --> 00:02:09.280 I know it's supposed to look cool but 00:02:09.280 --> 00:02:11.660 if you knew how I got this, it's not 00:02:12.640 --> 00:02:13.760 It's really not. 00:02:13.880 --> 00:02:15.400 PEWDS: Stand still PJ! 00:02:17.260 --> 00:02:19.420 Alright we're catching Pokémon 00:02:20.460 --> 00:02:21.980 Hopefully I don't fall 00:02:21.980 --> 00:02:23.380 Now that I got the pediboard 00:02:24.600 --> 00:02:25.620 I think I will anyway 00:02:25.620 --> 00:02:27.860 So you can't go more than 20 miles per hour? 00:02:27.860 --> 00:02:28.420 PJ: Yup 00:02:28.420 --> 00:02:29.240 PEWDS: Is that correct? 00:02:29.240 --> 00:02:30.420 PJ: Oh yeah PEWDS: Oh yeah! 00:02:30.760 --> 00:02:31.960 I'm okay with that 00:02:31.960 --> 00:02:33.420 I'm actually okay with that *giggles* 00:02:33.420 --> 00:02:35.420 So now we're gonna be in a photoshoot 00:02:35.660 --> 00:02:36.460 Apparently 00:02:37.740 --> 00:02:42.500 They're taking pictures of people playing Pokémon Go... it's time to be a model 00:02:43.280 --> 00:02:44.340 *QUIRKY MUSIC* 00:02:45.620 --> 00:02:48.500 So... literally everyone is on their phone 00:02:48.500 --> 00:02:52.220 playing Pokémon Go right now because the game is out in UK but 00:02:52.220 --> 00:02:53.660 the servers are fried 00:02:53.660 --> 00:02:56.460 Doesn't really work so I think we're gonna give up 00:02:57.600 --> 00:02:58.880 I mean I've given up... 00:03:02.300 --> 00:03:03.300 *CAMERA SHUTTER* 00:03:03.300 --> 00:03:04.400 *INSPIRING MUSIC* 00:03:04.400 --> 00:03:05.940 If you fall off the horse, you gotta-- 00:03:05.940 --> 00:03:06.980 *drops glasses* 00:03:06.980 --> 00:03:08.140 --get back up 00:03:08.140 --> 00:03:10.860 I'm not afraid! I know all the fucking Pokémons 00:03:10.860 --> 00:03:13.140 Arogomon is my favourite one! 00:03:14.380 --> 00:03:14.980 PEWDS: We're goin' 00:03:14.980 --> 00:03:15.980 < Fucking hell 00:03:15.980 --> 00:03:16.880 PEWDS: We're fucking going 00:03:17.600 --> 00:03:18.460 < (Let's kick him) 00:03:18.460 --> 00:03:20.080 PEWDS: Ha-- OW! 00:03:27.360 --> 00:03:29.460 #Get up! Get up! Get up!# 00:03:29.460 --> 00:03:34.240 *UPBEAT MUSIC* 00:03:35.080 --> 00:03:36.840 The ladies think I want their number 00:03:36.840 --> 00:03:38.880 Hell no, I'm playing Pokémon Go 00:03:38.880 --> 00:03:41.920 *UPBEAT MUSIC* 00:03:41.920 --> 00:03:42.500 PEWDS: So cool 00:03:42.500 --> 00:03:44.040 *UPBEAT MUSIC* 00:03:46.860 --> 00:03:47.680 PEWDS: Right there? 00:03:47.680 --> 00:03:49.420 *UPBEAT MUSIC RESTARTS* 00:03:49.420 --> 00:03:52.480 We're goin. There's a Pikachu-- thank you lady! 00:03:52.480 --> 00:03:54.260 *HIGH-PITCHED WHIRRING CONTINUES* 00:03:54.260 --> 00:03:56.200 Better hurry up for the PIKACHU! 00:03:58.920 --> 00:04:00.600 *CAR WHOOSHES PAST* 00:04:04.500 --> 00:04:05.880 *CAR WHOOSHES* 00:04:06.980 --> 00:04:08.260 *WHIRRING* 00:04:09.460 --> 00:04:11.940 *METAL MUSIC* 00:04:11.940 --> 00:04:14.740 #Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'! COME ON# 00:04:14.740 --> 00:04:16.920 *Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'!--# 00:04:16.920 --> 00:04:19.080 *CREAKING* 00:04:19.080 --> 00:04:20.160 *laughs* 00:04:20.160 --> 00:04:21.400 Right we're going to Hove Park 00:04:22.480 --> 00:04:23.900 There's a lot of Pokémons there 00:04:23.900 --> 00:04:25.180 Does anyone know where... 00:04:25.540 --> 00:04:26.740 where the park is? 00:04:26.740 --> 00:04:28.840 PEWDS: Michael, it's your turn. Are you ready? 00:04:28.840 --> 00:04:29.560 MICHAEL: I'm ready! 00:04:29.560 --> 00:04:31.980 PEWDS: Are you ready-- Grab the phone; I need the eggs to hatch! 00:04:31.980 --> 00:04:32.860 MICHAEL: Okay PEWDS: Go! 00:04:32.860 --> 00:04:34.520 OH-HO-HA-HAH 00:04:34.520 --> 00:04:36.880 *silent belly laughter* 00:04:36.880 --> 00:04:38.160 HEHEHEHEHE 00:04:38.160 --> 00:04:39.180 PEWDS: Don't worry, you're fine, right? 00:04:39.180 --> 00:04:39.920 MICHAEL: I got it! Yeah! 00:04:39.920 --> 00:04:42.740 PEWDS: Say it to the camera, I need you to confirm that you're fine 00:04:42.740 --> 00:04:45.740 PEWDS: I need you to say "I am fine and I'm not going to sue him". 00:04:45.740 --> 00:04:46.600 MICHAEL: I am fine and I am not-- 00:04:46.600 --> 00:04:47.260 PEWDS: Don't care! 00:04:47.260 --> 00:04:49.820 #Rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'! WHAT# 00:04:49.820 --> 00:04:50.340 PEWDS: Do I look cool? 00:04:50.340 --> 00:04:51.600 *WHIRRING* 00:04:51.600 --> 00:04:52.400 GUY: Kind of 00:04:52.400 --> 00:04:52.940 PEWDS: I know-- 00:04:52.940 --> 00:04:53.440 GUY: (No!) 00:04:54.840 --> 00:04:55.340 WHAT? 00:04:55.340 --> 00:04:57.580 *COOL MUSIC* 00:05:02.220 --> 00:05:02.980 PEWDS: Pokémon Go! 00:05:04.420 --> 00:05:05.560 *LAUGHING/NERVOUS GIGGLES* 00:05:05.560 --> 00:05:08.740 Where the fuck is this fucking park, man? I'm tired of walking 00:05:08.740 --> 00:05:10.020 MOCKING VOICE: But you haven't been walking 00:05:10.020 --> 00:05:10.900 NORMAL VOICE: Shut up 00:05:10.900 --> 00:05:12.540 *COOL MUSIC* 00:05:12.540 --> 00:05:13.900 *SKATING ON TARMAC* 00:05:14.540 --> 00:05:16.540 Got a Drowzee while I did that 00:05:16.540 --> 00:05:17.400 No big deal 00:05:18.280 --> 00:05:18.780 *muah* 00:05:21.740 --> 00:05:22.840 < The park is up there 00:05:22.840 --> 00:05:24.540 PEWDS: No, the park's down there 00:05:24.540 --> 00:05:27.720 I know this town inside out, every step of the way 00:05:28.080 --> 00:05:31.200 So he's skating on that thing but we're just following him around 00:05:31.200 --> 00:05:34.760 For hours... and hours... walking 00:05:35.340 --> 00:05:36.140 And also 00:05:36.640 --> 00:05:39.460 like I said before, I hate Pokémon *laughs* 00:05:39.460 --> 00:05:42.560 *QUIRKY MUSIC* 00:05:48.800 --> 00:05:51.640 *QUIRKY MUSIC RESUMES* 00:05:54.040 --> 00:05:55.980 *QUIRKY MUSIC FADES* 00:05:58.060 --> 00:06:00.900 *TRIUMPHANT MUSIC STARTS* 00:06:11.220 --> 00:06:12.140 I made it! 00:06:12.940 --> 00:06:13.580 Finally! 00:06:14.240 --> 00:06:17.520 Oooh we're gonna catch a lot of Pokémons over here 00:06:17.600 --> 00:06:19.780 A lot of Pokémons-- let's go boys! 00:06:19.780 --> 00:06:21.300 *MUSIC CONTINUES* 00:06:42.300 --> 00:06:43.580 *MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY* 00:06:43.580 --> 00:06:44.300 < What's up? 00:06:45.020 --> 00:06:45.900 Don't fucking talk to me... 00:06:46.600 --> 00:06:49.240 *DRAMATIC SAD MUSIC* 00:06:49.240 --> 00:06:50.600 The servers are down 00:06:52.220 --> 00:06:53.660 The servers are DOWN! 00:06:54.980 --> 00:06:56.440 Why are we here?! 00:07:02.400 --> 00:07:03.520 *SAD MUSIC PAUSES* 00:07:03.520 --> 00:07:04.080 *bloop* 00:07:05.540 --> 00:07:06.360 *SAD MUSIC RESUMES* 00:07:06.360 --> 00:07:08.640 WHY ARE WE HERE?!