*SLOW, EPIC MUSIC*
I'm scared
You should be
But I'm gonna catch a lot of Pokémons
*UPBEAT THEMETUNE*
PEWDS: (Intro time)
*CAN OPENS IN BACKGROUND*
*sniggers*
How's it going bros? Today we're going to do some more Pokémon Go hunting
We have some vehicles of transporta-- oh PJ's here as well!
PJ: Hey, what's up?
Less important. VEHICLES!
So many vehicles!
This one doesn't work. I'm gonna take this one. PJ you got your longboard
PJ: My longboard
Michael, you get that one
PJ: Hehehe. There you go. That's the cutest one
PEWDS: You're welcome
I haven't tried any one of them
PJ: Nice >
I'm actually scared. This looks terrifying! It looks like it could kill a baby
< Yeah
*giggling*
Alright. We're gonna go outside.
Catch some "Poké-maonz".
Like the cool kids on the block
*COOL MUSIC*
We got some Pokémon nerds down there
Let's show them how this is done
*VROOM*
No!
*laughing*
I think I'll start sitting
If I don't come back...
*PJ laughing*
Tell Marzia I love her
PJ: It's not really an "if", is it?
Tell Edgar I hate him
*VROOM*
Jesus Christ
*HIGH-PITCHED WHIRRING*
Fucking hell, this has a kick!
*STUTTERED WHIRRING*
PEWDS: Coming through
*INAUDIBLE CHATTERING*
*WHIRRING CONTINUES*
*COOL MUSIC*
*CAMERA SHUTTER*
*laughing*
PEWDS: Shut up!
Stop laughing!
*WHIRRING* Jesus Christ
This thing is... I'm scared
So I'm going to get my pediboard and I'm gonna use that instead
I'm pretty sure my arm is bleeding
This is from falling before
I know it's supposed to look cool but
if you knew how I got this, it's not
It's really not.
PEWDS: Stand still PJ!
Alright we're catching Pokémon
Hopefully I don't fall
Now that I got the pediboard
I think I will anyway
So you can't go more than 20 miles per hour?
PJ: Yup
PEWDS: Is that correct?
PJ: Oh yeah PEWDS: Oh yeah!
I'm okay with that
I'm actually okay with that *giggles*
So now we're gonna be in a photoshoot
Apparently
They're taking pictures of people playing Pokémon Go... it's time to be a model
*QUIRKY MUSIC*
So... literally everyone is on their phone
playing Pokémon Go right now because the game is out in UK but
the servers are fried
Doesn't really work so I think we're gonna give up
I mean I've given up...
*CAMERA SHUTTER*
*INSPIRING MUSIC*
If you fall off the horse, you gotta--
*drops glasses*
--get back up
I'm not afraid! I know all the fucking Pokémons
Arogomon is my favourite one!
PEWDS: We're goin'
< Fucking hell
PEWDS: We're fucking going
< (Let's kick him)
PEWDS: Ha-- OW!
#Get up! Get up! Get up!#
*UPBEAT MUSIC*
The ladies think I want their number
Hell no, I'm playing Pokémon Go
*UPBEAT MUSIC*
PEWDS: So cool
*UPBEAT MUSIC*
PEWDS: Right there?
*UPBEAT MUSIC RESTARTS*
We're goin. There's a Pikachu-- thank you lady!
*HIGH-PITCHED WHIRRING CONTINUES*
Better hurry up for the PIKACHU!
*CAR WHOOSHES PAST*
*CAR WHOOSHES*
*WHIRRING*
*METAL MUSIC*
#Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'! COME ON#
*Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'!--#
*CREAKING*
*laughs*
Right we're going to Hove Park
There's a lot of Pokémons there
Does anyone know where...
where the park is?
PEWDS: Michael, it's your turn. Are you ready?
MICHAEL: I'm ready!
PEWDS: Are you ready-- Grab the phone; I need the eggs to hatch!
MICHAEL: Okay PEWDS: Go!
OH-HO-HA-HAH
*silent belly laughter*
HEHEHEHEHE
PEWDS: Don't worry, you're fine, right?
MICHAEL: I got it! Yeah!
PEWDS: Say it to the camera, I need you to confirm that you're fine
PEWDS: I need you to say "I am fine and I'm not going to sue him".
MICHAEL: I am fine and I am not--
PEWDS: Don't care!
#Rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'! WHAT#
PEWDS: Do I look cool?
*WHIRRING*
GUY: Kind of
PEWDS: I know--
GUY: (No!)
WHAT?
*COOL MUSIC*
PEWDS: Pokémon Go!
*LAUGHING/NERVOUS GIGGLES*
Where the fuck is this fucking park, man? I'm tired of walking
MOCKING VOICE: But you haven't been walking
NORMAL VOICE: Shut up
*COOL MUSIC*
*SKATING ON TARMAC*
Got a Drowzee while I did that
No big deal
*muah*
< The park is up there
PEWDS: No, the park's down there
I know this town inside out, every step of the way
So he's skating on that thing but we're just following him around
For hours... and hours... walking
And also
like I said before, I hate Pokémon *laughs*
*QUIRKY MUSIC*
*QUIRKY MUSIC RESUMES*
*QUIRKY MUSIC FADES*
*TRIUMPHANT MUSIC STARTS*
I made it!
Finally!
Oooh we're gonna catch a lot of Pokémons over here
A lot of Pokémons-- let's go boys!
*MUSIC CONTINUES*
*MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY*
< What's up?
Don't fucking talk to me...
*DRAMATIC SAD MUSIC*
The servers are down
The servers are DOWN!
Why are we here?!
*SAD MUSIC PAUSES*
*bloop*
*SAD MUSIC RESUMES*
WHY ARE WE HERE?!