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緩慢的史詩音樂

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我有點怕

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你應該害怕

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但是我還是要去抓一堆神奇寶貝

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愉悅旋律

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開場時間

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(笑)

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近來如何bros?今天我們將要出門去抓更多的神奇寶貝

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我們有些電動滑板車
噢，PJ也在這裡

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嘿~你好嗎?

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那不重要，重點是電動滑板車

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超級多的電動滑板車

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這台不能用，我會騎這台
PJ你自己用你的長板

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我自己來

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Michael，你騎那台

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PJ:哈哈哈，拿去吧，最可愛的那台車

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PEWDS:不用太感謝我

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其實我還沒用過他們

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讚喔

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我其實有點挫，他看起來他媽的恐怖!
他看起來就可以殺了小寶寶

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可能吧

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(笑)

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好了，我們要出門了

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抓一些神奇寶貝

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就像其他的屁孩一樣

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酷炫音樂

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我們找到一些神奇寶貝宅宅在那邊

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讓他們看看神奇寶貝是該怎麼抓的

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(滑板暴衝)  =͟͟͞͞( •̀д•́)

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噢

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(笑)

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我想我一開始先坐在上面好了

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如果我回不來了...

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(PJ狂笑)  σ`∀´)σ

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告訴 Marzia 我愛他

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PJ:應該不用說如果

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告訴 Edgar 我恨他

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(衝)

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噢，天啊

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媽的，這作用力很大ㄟ

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借過一下

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(屌屌DER)

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(87分不能再高了)

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｡:.ﾟヽ(*´∀`)ﾉﾟ.:｡

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笑屁喔!  ｡ﾟヽ(ﾟ´Д`)ﾉﾟ｡

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別再笑了！

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我的天

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這東西...我好害怕

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我現在要去拿我普通的滑板
我想我接下來就只用那個就好了

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我很確定我的手流血了

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這是剛剛摔的

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我知道這看起來應該很酷，但

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如果你知道這是怎麼傷到的，他一點都不酷

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真的一點都不酷

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站穩!PJ!

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我們開始抓神奇寶貝了

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希望我不會再摔倒了

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現在用的是普通滑板

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算了，管他的

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所以你沒辦法超過時速20英里?

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對

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真的?

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(ㄏ￣▽￣)b   d(￣▽￣ㄟ)

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我可以的

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我真的可以接受的(笑)

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我們現在要拍個照

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很明顯的

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他們要拍張我們玩 Pokémon Go 的樣子
是時候該當個專業的模特兒了

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所以...每個人都在低頭滑手機

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現在每個人都在玩 Pokémon Go，因為英國已經推出了，但...

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但伺服器有夠爛

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真的沒什麼辦法玩，所以我想我們得放棄這遊戲

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我是說我要放棄了...

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如果你失敗了一次，你必須...

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(丟眼鏡)

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再接再厲

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我一點都不害怕，我了解所有的神奇寶貝

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亞爾哥獸是我最愛的一隻!
(那是數碼寶貝吧!)  Σ(*ﾟдﾟﾉ)ﾉ

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該出發了

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向該死的地獄

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我們他媽的該出發了

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(怒踢)

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啊!!

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(霸氣外洩)

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小姐們都以為我想要他們的電話號碼

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才不　我只想玩Pokémon Go

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帥翻

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在那邊?

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我們走吧，那邊有皮卡丘!
太感激妳了，女士!

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為了皮卡丘我們最好加快腳步!!

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(過馬路中) (‘⊙д-)(ﾟд⊙)(‘⊙д-)(ﾟд⊙)

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願主保佑

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<霸氣>

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(卡住)

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(笑)

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我們現在要去霍夫公園

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那裏有超多的神奇寶貝

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有人知道在哪裡嗎?

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這個天殺的公園在哪裡?

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Michael，換你了
你準備好了嗎?

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我準備好了

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你準備好了的話，拿好這支手機
我需要用它來孵化神奇寶貝蛋

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去吧~~

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(pewds偷笑)

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別擔心，你還行對吧?

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我可以的，還行

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對著攝影機說，我需要你確認你還可以繼續

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我需要你說: 我還可以，我不會去告他

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我還可以，我不會去...

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PEWDS: 我不在乎

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我看起來帥嗎?

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路人：有一點吧

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我知道

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路人：一點都不！

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殺小?

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在玩 Pokémon Go?

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這個該死的公園到底在哪?我已經厭倦走路了

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(迷之音)但是你根本沒有走到路

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閉嘴!

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剛剛還順便抓住了一隻食夢獸

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沒啥大不了的

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啾一個

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公園在上面那裏

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不，公園在下面那裏

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我知道這地方所有的路，從裡到外的每一步我都知道

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他一直都待在電動滑板上
我們就只能一直待在他身邊亂晃

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一小時又一小時的...走路

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然後

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就像我之前所說的，我恨死神奇寶貝了(偷笑)

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我終於找到了!

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終於!

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噢，我們要抓光這地方每一隻的神奇寶貝，寸草不留!

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超多的神奇寶貝，走吧!

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怎麼了?

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他媽的別跟我說話...

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伺服器又掛掉了

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伺服器他媽的又掛掉了!

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我們在這裡幹嘛?!

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(踹)

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我們到底在衝殺小?!