WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.500 --> 00:00:09.200 [jazzy music] 00:00:17.240 --> 00:00:19.920 [bird screeching] 00:00:21.200 --> 00:00:25.060 Quiet. I think he's about to speak! 00:00:25.760 --> 00:00:27.200 Poop games. 00:00:27.220 --> 00:00:31.480 I like to consider myself a bit of a connoisseur of poop games 00:00:32.620 --> 00:00:34.920 and I gotta say, 'Muddy Heights'... 00:00:35.320 --> 00:00:36.440 ...Reaches new heights. 00:00:36.940 --> 00:00:38.600 Let's play it! Yes! 00:00:38.600 --> 00:00:41.900 Let's start with Level 1, and let's poop on people, bros. 00:00:42.480 --> 00:00:46.880 So, the goal of this game... [blank noise] ...is to shit on people. 00:00:47.060 --> 00:00:50.100 Heavy metal music! [heavy metal music plays] 00:00:50.200 --> 00:00:55.560 [screaming] Hit that girl right in the face! Oh, she's laying on it! Disgusting. 00:00:56.440 --> 00:00:57.980 Oh, it's right in your face. 00:00:58.720 --> 00:01:02.820 Dude, my shit is literally bigger than your torso. 00:01:03.320 --> 00:01:04.680 Oh I can move my poop! 00:01:05.640 --> 00:01:08.920 Oh, shit, I made him shit! Shit shit shit, get the musician! 00:01:10.180 --> 00:01:13.780 Oh God they're running away from my poop! No! Come back here! 00:01:14.180 --> 00:01:18.520 Come back here! I'll chase you down with my shit! [laughs] 00:01:19.760 --> 00:01:20.260 Oh God. 00:01:20.700 --> 00:01:22.060 Let's try and hit a car this time. 00:01:22.060 --> 00:01:23.980 Maybe cause like an accident or some shit. 00:01:23.980 --> 00:01:24.720 Here we go! 00:01:25.640 --> 00:01:26.200 Come on. 00:01:28.160 --> 00:01:32.180 Oh! Holy shit! Literally. Oh God another one! 00:01:32.420 --> 00:01:33.100 C'mere, lads. 00:01:33.420 --> 00:01:35.980 Here ya go! Smack you right in the face. 00:01:36.380 --> 00:01:39.500 No don't run! Goddamn it! Why is everyone-- ha! 00:01:40.500 --> 00:01:42.100 Got 'im. Gotcha, bitch. 00:01:43.260 --> 00:01:44.820 You thought you could run from my shit? 00:01:45.060 --> 00:01:46.060 Well you're wrong. 00:01:46.260 --> 00:01:48.060 Here we go, right on the poop truck. 00:01:49.980 --> 00:01:51.160 Oh, I found a secret! 00:01:51.160 --> 00:01:54.080 Let's go up his asshole. Let's go back to the motherland. 00:01:54.720 --> 00:01:55.440 Take me in. 00:01:56.340 --> 00:01:56.940 Come on. 00:01:57.280 --> 00:01:58.960 I'm gonna go for the music guy. 00:01:59.020 --> 00:02:07.520 [intense music plays] 00:02:07.900 --> 00:02:10.340 [farting sounds] [laughter] 00:02:10.520 --> 00:02:11.620 What's the matter with me? 00:02:11.920 --> 00:02:15.320 Why does no one like me? Is it because I'm a piece of shit? 00:02:15.320 --> 00:02:19.060 Is that why? Is that why?! Goddamn it. 00:02:19.540 --> 00:02:24.200 Alright, what should we go for? Lives? Uh, explode? Fuck yes. 00:02:24.440 --> 00:02:27.320 OK let's explode. Right in this guy's face. 00:02:28.400 --> 00:02:31.540 Yeah! Diarrhea! Take that shit! 00:02:31.940 --> 00:02:33.940 Literally! Hey! 00:02:34.500 --> 00:02:38.520 [Fight Song by Rachel Platten plays] 00:02:38.760 --> 00:02:42.580 [Like a small boat, on the ocean] 00:02:43.840 --> 00:02:48.120 [Sending big waves, in to motion] 00:02:48.820 --> 00:02:49.540 [Like a--] 00:02:49.660 --> 00:02:50.780 I did a poop joke. 00:02:50.800 --> 00:02:52.500 Here we go. Land on the car. 00:02:53.540 --> 00:02:54.120 Fuck. 00:02:54.340 --> 00:02:55.640 Hey guys what's going on here? 00:02:55.640 --> 00:02:56.980 Could I have a bite of that? 00:02:57.720 --> 00:02:59.380 Aw thanks. I appreciate it. 00:02:59.380 --> 00:03:00.920 Aw wow, it tastes amazing. 00:03:00.920 --> 00:03:02.700 [romantic music] Hey, you look-- you look good. 00:03:02.720 --> 00:03:04.160 You wanna go on a date? 00:03:05.300 --> 00:03:06.980 I really like your chest. 00:03:06.980 --> 00:03:09.020 Maybe you could squeeze one out for me too? 00:03:09.100 --> 00:03:12.620 Hey, oh, is that-- is that ramen? I love ramen. Could I-- 00:03:13.500 --> 00:03:14.460 Oh Goddamn it. 00:03:14.460 --> 00:03:15.040 Why am I so lonely? 00:03:15.340 --> 00:03:16.620 What do I do wrong? 00:03:18.280 --> 00:03:22.360 [music stops] Zero out of three toilet paper 00:03:22.960 --> 00:03:26.580 I don't see any toilet papers. Do you bros see any toilet papers? Hmm? 00:03:27.340 --> 00:03:28.840 [Investigation music] Toilet papers. 00:03:28.840 --> 00:03:30.840 [Show Daily News: (Where Are All The Toilet Papers) and other articles with graph] 00:03:32.100 --> 00:03:34.020 Where are the toilet papers? 00:03:34.860 --> 00:03:37.820 [Launch Noise] Ohh fucking hell, my poop is filled with corn! 00:03:38.860 --> 00:03:39.840 That's disgusting! 00:03:40.000 --> 00:03:41.960 The more I jump the bigger combo? 00:03:42.480 --> 00:03:44.080 There has to be a toilet paper here. 00:03:45.060 --> 00:03:45.560 Yes! 00:03:46.320 --> 00:03:46.980 Fuck yes! 00:03:47.500 --> 00:03:51.340 Oh, there it is, there it is! I found one. How do I get there? 00:03:52.660 --> 00:03:57.460 I need to upgrade the higher jumps. OK well we know where one is, at least. 00:03:57.580 --> 00:04:01.800 So where... Is... The last poop?! 00:04:02.160 --> 00:04:03.040 Where art thou? 00:04:03.040 --> 00:04:05.580 The bubblegum gives me higher jumping poo. 00:04:05.700 --> 00:04:08.260 Excuse me guys, uh, alright here it is. 00:04:09.800 --> 00:04:10.460 Yeah! 00:04:10.460 --> 00:04:14.640 Why would a poop need toilet paper? Isn't that like my enemy or some shit? 00:04:14.640 --> 00:04:16.660 "Or some shit", get it? That's hysterical. 00:04:16.660 --> 00:04:21.160 [Fight Song plays] [This is my fight song, take back my life song] 00:04:21.440 --> 00:04:22.960 [Prove I'm alright--] 00:04:22.960 --> 00:04:24.360 There it is! There it is! 00:04:24.560 --> 00:04:27.600 I found it! Alright, how do we get to it though? 00:04:27.940 --> 00:04:29.540 How the fuck do we get to it? 00:04:29.540 --> 00:04:32.020 I got a fucking umbrella with me. What the fuck is this? 00:04:32.020 --> 00:04:35.120 [Chim Chimney plays] Come on! Mary Poppins poop! 00:04:35.120 --> 00:04:37.880 Mary Poopins! Damn it, why didn't I say it right away? 00:04:38.540 --> 00:04:39.340 Come on. 00:04:40.460 --> 00:04:42.100 [screams] So close! 00:04:42.540 --> 00:04:43.980 Can we do it? 00:04:46.640 --> 00:04:47.260 Shit! 00:04:47.260 --> 00:04:49.260 [sad music plays] 00:04:49.260 --> 00:04:52.320 There comes a time in everyone's life 00:04:53.020 --> 00:04:54.740 when we all realise 00:04:55.500 --> 00:04:57.640 we're just a piece of shit. 00:04:57.780 --> 00:05:08.020 [sad music continues] 00:05:08.020 --> 00:05:10.060 [Did I disappoint you?] 00:05:10.680 --> 00:05:13.800 I really shouldn't play this song this long... 00:05:14.740 --> 00:05:16.600 It's like playing with fire. 00:05:19.120 --> 00:05:20.980 This video might be copyrighted now-- 00:05:21.080 --> 00:05:25.480 [blank noise] 00:05:26.200 --> 00:05:28.540 Oh my God we're so fucking high right now. 00:05:29.400 --> 00:05:31.600 We're high on life, and we're high on poop. 00:05:33.580 --> 00:05:35.500 Oh shit, come on, come on! 00:05:37.520 --> 00:05:39.740 Jump, you piece of shit! Literally. 00:05:40.160 --> 00:05:42.160 Yes! Yes! Ah, ah! 00:05:43.400 --> 00:05:44.200 Yeah! 00:05:44.680 --> 00:05:46.840 [slowed down 'Yeah!'] 00:05:47.060 --> 00:05:47.940 Shit on that! 00:05:48.020 --> 00:05:49.660 I've never been so proud. 00:05:49.980 --> 00:05:52.900 Excuse me, I really-- I really gotta go take a shit, I'm sorry. 00:05:54.580 --> 00:05:56.900 Wanna play 'Muddy Heights 2', too? 00:05:57.160 --> 00:06:01.480 Click the link in the description, vote for yes, and there you go. 00:06:02.540 --> 00:06:05.580 And you can win the signed poo from PewDiePie. 00:06:06.280 --> 00:06:07.700 And as always bros 00:06:08.160 --> 00:06:09.640 Stay awesome! 00:06:10.840 --> 00:06:12.040 [Oh I hit the box.] 00:06:12.260 --> 00:06:16.620 [I'm not sure how I fart, it seems like I shit from my face.] 00:06:17.120 --> 00:06:19.040 [Which is quite disturbing.]