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猜猜在這支影片中我說了 屎/大便 幾次！(留言讓我知道)

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安靜。我想他要說話了！

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大便遊戲

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我自認為是個大便遊戲的行家之類的～

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而我必須說，"泥色之丘".....

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....達到了新的高峰～

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來玩吧！耶斯！

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咱們從難度一開始，來拉屎在人們身上吧！弟兄們

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這遊戲的目的......就是要拉屎在人們身上～

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重金屬音樂請下！

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去撞那女生的臉！噢！她躺在屎灘上啊！噁爛！

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噢全在你臉上啊！

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老兄，這下真的是我的屎....比你身體還大啊！

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我還能動我的大便啊！

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噢剉屎！我讓他剉屎啦！剉屎剉屎，弄那彈吉他的！

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噢尬的！他們在閃我的大便啊！不！回來這！

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回來這！我會追上你的！用我的屎 XD

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噢尬的！

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咱們這次試試看撞車

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看會不會車禍之類的坨屎....

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來吧！

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上啊！

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噢剉賽！真的賽！噢又弄到一台！

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來這，女士～

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就是醬！正中你的臉～

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別跑啊！天殺的，為啥每個人都...哈！

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逮到他～弄到你啦！婊弟

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你以為你逃得過我的坨屎嗎？

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大錯特錯～

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就是醬！正中大便卡車～

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噢我解開一個隱藏任務啦！

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咱們來鑽進他屁眼！咱們回到故鄉去吧～

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接納我～

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上啊！

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我要弄那個彈吉他的

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我怎麼會這樣？

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為何沒人喜歡我?因為我是坨屎嗎?

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是這樣嗎?TMD是這樣嗎?

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好了，該買什麼?血量?爆炸?TMD好！

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好了來炸裂吧！正中那男的臉～

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耶！烙賽啦！吃屎吧！

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真的吃～

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我說了大便笑話耶～

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來吧！降落在車頂

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嘿大夥！在這做啥？

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我能吃一口嗎？

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感謝！真感謝你～

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噢哇！豪美妙的味道啊～

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嘿！你看起來....豪美呀！

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想不想約個會呀？

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我尬意你胸前的圖樣～

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說不定你能為我擠出一坨屎哦？

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嘿...噢那是...那是拉麵嗎？我愛拉麵！我能不....

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噢天殺的

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為何我如此孤獨？

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我做錯了什麼？

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三捲衛生紙獲得零個？

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我沒看到什麼衛生紙啊！弟兄們有看到什麼衛生紙嗎？

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衛生紙......

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(衛生紙都到哪去了？)

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衛生紙哪去了？

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噢該死的！我的大便都是玉米粒啊！

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超噁的！

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我跳愈高加分愈多？

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這裡肯定會有衛生紙

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耶斯！

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TMD爽！

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噢在這！在這！找到一個！怎麼拿啊？

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我必須升級跳更高，好，至少知道一個在哪了

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所以在哪？最後一坨大便

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尼災拿哩？

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泡泡糖讓我跳更高欸！會跳的大便～

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借過一下！各位～好，在這

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為啥大便需要衛生紙啊？不是應該是敵人還是坨屎嗎？

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"還是坨屎嗎？"懂嗎？雙關語～

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(我怎麼在這?)(我是誰?)(我若講大便笑話人們最終會喜歡我嗎?)

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(我怎麼在這?)(我是誰?)(我若講大便笑話人們最終會喜歡我嗎?)

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在那裡！在那裡！

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找到了！好了，但怎麼拿啊？

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TMD要怎麼拿啊？

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我沾到一把TMD雨傘了，這尛？

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上吧！瑪莉波賓的大便！

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瑪莉便！該死，我怎麼說得那麼順？

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上啊！

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差一點！

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會成功嗎？

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屎咧！

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每個人的人生中都會有這種時候

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我們會明白

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自己只是一坨屎

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我真不應該把這首歌放這麼久 XD

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這是在玩火啊～

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搞不好這影片會侵權欸！

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噢買尬！我們現在TMD超高啊！

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我們在人生巔峰！也在大便高峰～

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噢剉屎！上啊！上啊！

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跳啊！你這坨屎，我沒說錯～

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對！對！啊！啊！

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吃屎吧你！

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我從沒這麼驕傲過

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不好意思，我真的...我真的得拉個屎了，歹勢

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你也想玩"泥色之丘2"嗎？

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到說明區點下連結，選擇"是"，就可以囉～

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還能贏得 Pewdiepie 的簽名大便～

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同樣的，弟兄們

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隨時要酷哦！

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我打中箱子了

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我不清楚要怎麼放屁，我好像從臉拉屎出來啊

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挺噁爛的