Hey! How's it going bros my name is Pew-
Fake Pewds: Oh my God!
What?
What is it?
Fake Pewds: You are so cringey.
Everytime!
Fake Pewds: I am so disgusted to be associated with you.
Fake Pewds: Listen.
Fake Pewds: I challenge you ... to a cringe off, with a try not to cringe challenge.
Oh I accept your challenge!
Nothing makes me cringe more than me.
So I gladly accept your challenge.
Y- you folks at home can play along with this 'Try Not To Cringe Challenge-Game' that we came up with.
You know, I haven't even watched this video and I already absolutely fucking loathe it.
But let's watch!
How bad could it be?
Well right off the bat, that fucking font, is like the standard fucking font in premiere.
If you see anyone with that font,
just,
fuck 'em!
The goal is to not cringe, remember kids.
*disgusted noise*
So cringe.
Fake Pewds: *disgusted noise*
Pen pineapple papple pehn.
"-eh sucks" "Who said that?"
This fucking guy, got 9 million views off this trend?
Oh now the real cringe begins.
Ooh.
Oh.
Ugh.
No, don't recreate it!
Oh God!
Oh God he's recreating it!
*groans* Oh, he put himself in there.
This kind of shit makes me wanna die.
"FIVE, FOUR"
Oh no.
"THREE"
Celebrities doing stuff on stage. Oh no.
"Press that button!"
Oh no.
*crowd cheer, music plays*
"And the who-and all the power goes out!"
*Anna Kendrick laughs, music keeps playing*
You had one job button! You had one fucking job button!
Why?!
Can't you see Justin Timberlake is in pain?!
Keep trying to press the button Justin Timberlake. Justin Timberlake, did you try pressing the button?
He didn't press the but-
Keep trying to press the button.
Anna Kendrick, try and laugh it off.
*Anna Kendrick laughs*
"Well congratulations guy-"
Oh my God.
No.
I can't-
Here's a tip...
*claps twice*
Cringe s- cringe school with PewDiePie, okay?
Number One:
If you're ever on a live gaming event,
Now under no circumstances, whatsoever, do not try and shake...
the guys hand.
I already no what- we all know what's gonna happen.
"I will see you back here..."
Look at him!
"In one month! It's gonna be awesome to see you!"
*Iris by The GooGoo Dolls plays*
*Dies on the inside* "~And I don't want the world to see me~"
*groans*
*groans again*
*and again*
That's the fa- that's the same face I did, at Conan!
That's the-
I'm dead inside face, shit this shits gonna be *brief verbal fart* on the internet forever.
This is gonna be a cringe compi- Goddamnit...
Oh God, not another one I can't!
Felix, why do you do this to me?
Th-you know it's my ultimate weakness.
"Thank you very much for your time, and we're gonna send it back to the desk right now,"
Ooooh nooooooo...
*slowed down* "And we're gonna send it back to the desk right now"
Oooooooooooooohhhhhh...
See, you have a normal guy, ultimate no cringe whatsoever,
and then you have this...
dark creature of the night.
"And we're gonna send it back to the desk right now"
*disgusted noise*
*another disgusted noise*
"I win." "Okay."
*crowd cheers and laughs*
Alright.
Oh-
OH-
OOH-
Oh! She's committing!
A God like commitment!
OH HO HO!
Damn!
If you're failing you gotta commit.
And oh boy, did she commit!
That takes balls.
That takes real fucking balls.
Look at- look at her face!
She's like 'Yep!'
'Yep!'
'I fucked up!'
'But I'm gonna commit to it!' *laughs*
Interviewer: -And my film class, and it's so funny because they're watching American Beauty today, and analyzing it.
John Cusack: American beauty?
Ooh, it hurts!
*groans*
*groans again*
Cringe school with PewDiePie, lesson number 500:
If you're gonna talk to someone about something...
related to them
and you never met before. You better damn make sure you know what the fuck you're talking about.
Especially a celebrity!
Interviewer: What's the one with the rose petals?
John Cusack: I'm not in that.
Interviewer: That's not you?
John Cusack: No.
Interviewer: Really?
John Cusack: No.
Interviewer: Really...?
John Cusack: [ I ] swear to God.
Why do you keep-like do you think he's fucking lying you fucking dumb white bitch?
Jesus Christ!
"-ibz what is your deck name?"
Uhh?
"Uh, it flies, you dies." *laughing* "So far I'm only half way there."
*more laughing* "Well it depends on who the you is referring to."
*Awkward silence*
*Pewds pause video*
*wheezes*
*wheezes some more*
*plays video*
*more awkward silence*
"So for this one Stiv is gonna get the choice-"
What?
What?!
Slippy!
"Well it depends on who the you is referring to"
*Iris by the GooGoo Dolls plays again
"~And I don't want the world to see me~"
At least acknowledge that it was a shit joke. Just be like "You know what, that was pretty shit."
Just do that.
Just give him that! Don't murder him like that!
Don't murder him with a dead look!
Jack: Hi! Nice outfit!
iDubbbz, what are you-
Fan: Have you seen the Chef?
Ooooh...
Jack: Have I seen shif? (Confused)
Fan: Chef
He did i- he did a meme.
Jack: I guess not cuz I don' t know what that is
He doesn't know what chef is!
OH MY GOD!
What a fucking idiot!
He hasn't seen- He doesn't even know what it is!
Chef, let me tell you, Chef, is a great movie about a man that used to be a five star restaurant chef
but then he loses his business so he decides to start a food truck and it's amazing.
It's such a great film!
That really inspires me! I felt so inspired after I saw Chef!
Got a great soundtrack, great character development and great story!
Thank you iDubbbz!
For asking the right questions!
Ag- JackSepticEye, as always, you're a fucking moron!
*'Happy' by Pharrell Williams plays as iJustine dances*
iJustine, I'm sorry.
*music continues*
Why would yo- why would you do that-why would you- iJustine please.
Stop.
Oh, don't clap.
Don't clap that's o-
Clapping on airplanes should be forbidden!
I know there's one part that's like...
'Aw man.'
'That's'
'She's got balls to do that in public.'
Which I can respect, because a lot of people couldn't pull this shit off.
But the p-the problem, is that it's just not funny.
These people can't go any where, they have to stand with this girl being a fucking annoying.
Okay last video!
Great, another fucking hand shake Jesus Christ.
Not the handshake.
Not the handshakes!
Not the handshake!
*groans*
*Awkward elevator music on guitar plays*
Literally, that was as painful as seeing all their dicks touch!
Jesus, stop!
Stop with the hand shakes!
No more handshakes!
Z-Ban handshakes!
How about we just do this.
Hey how you doing?
*Quirky music plays*