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Hey! How's it going bros my name is Pew-

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Fake Pewds: Oh my God!

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What?

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What is it?

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Fake Pewds: You are so cringey.

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Everytime!

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Fake Pewds: I am so disgusted to be associated with you.

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Fake Pewds: Listen.

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Fake Pewds: I challenge you ... to a cringe off, with a try not to cringe challenge.

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Oh I accept your challenge!

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Nothing makes me cringe more than me.

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So I gladly accept your challenge.

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Y- you folks at home can play along with this 'Try Not To Cringe Challenge-Game' that we came up with.

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You know, I haven't even watched this video and I already absolutely fucking loathe it.

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But let's watch!

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How bad could it be?

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Well right off the bat, that fucking font, is like the standard fucking font in premiere.

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If you see anyone with that font,

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just,

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fuck 'em!

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The goal is to not cringe, remember kids.

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*disgusted noise*

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So cringe.

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Fake Pewds: *disgusted noise*

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Pen pineapple papple pehn.

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"-eh sucks" "Who said that?"

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This fucking guy, got 9 million views off this trend?

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Oh now the real cringe begins.

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Ooh.

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Oh.

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Ugh.

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No, don't recreate it!

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Oh God!

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Oh God he's recreating it!

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*groans* Oh, he put himself in there.

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This kind of shit makes me wanna die.

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"FIVE, FOUR"

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Oh no.

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"THREE"

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Celebrities doing stuff on stage. Oh no.

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"Press that button!"

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Oh no.

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*crowd cheer, music plays*

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"And the who-and all the power goes out!"

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*Anna Kendrick laughs, music keeps playing*

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You had one job button! You had one fucking job button!

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Why?!

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Can't you see Justin Timberlake is in pain?!

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Keep trying to press the button Justin Timberlake. Justin Timberlake, did you try pressing the button?

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He didn't press the but-

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Keep trying to press the button.

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Anna Kendrick, try and laugh it off.

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*Anna Kendrick laughs*

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"Well congratulations guy-"

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Oh my God.

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No.

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I can't-

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Here's a tip...

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*claps twice*

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Cringe s- cringe school with PewDiePie, okay?

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Number One:

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If you're ever on a live gaming event,

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Now under no circumstances, whatsoever, do not try and shake...

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the guys hand.

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I already no what- we all know what's gonna happen.

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"I will see you back here..."

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Look at him!

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"In one month! It's gonna be awesome to see you!"

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*Iris by The GooGoo Dolls plays*

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*Dies on the inside*
"~And I don't want the world to see me~"

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*groans*

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*groans again*

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*and again*

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That's the fa- that's the same face I did, at Conan!

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That's the-

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I'm dead inside face, shit this shits gonna be *brief verbal fart* on the internet forever.

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This is gonna be a cringe compi- Goddamnit...

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Oh God, not another one I can't!

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Felix, why do you do this to me?

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Th-you know it's my ultimate weakness.

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"Thank you very much for your time, and we're gonna send it back to the desk right now,"

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Ooooh nooooooo...

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*slowed down* "And we're gonna send it back to the desk right now"

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Oooooooooooooohhhhhh...

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See, you have a normal guy, ultimate no cringe whatsoever,

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and then you have this...

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dark creature of the night.

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"And we're gonna send it back to the desk right now"

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*disgusted noise*

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*another disgusted noise*

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"I win." "Okay."

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*crowd cheers and laughs*

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Alright.

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Oh-

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OH-

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OOH-

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Oh! She's committing!

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A God like commitment!

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OH HO HO!

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Damn!

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If you're failing you gotta commit.

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And oh boy, did she commit!

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That takes balls.

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That takes real fucking balls.

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Look at- look at her face!

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She's like 'Yep!'

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'Yep!'

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'I fucked up!'

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'But I'm gonna commit to it!' *laughs*

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Interviewer: -And my film class, and it's so funny because they're watching American Beauty today, and analyzing it.

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John Cusack: American beauty?

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Ooh, it hurts!

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*groans*

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*groans again*

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Cringe school with PewDiePie, lesson number 500:

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If you're gonna talk to someone about something...

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related to them

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and you never met before. You better damn make sure you know what the fuck you're talking about.

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Especially a celebrity!

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Interviewer: What's the one with the rose petals?

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John Cusack: I'm not in that.

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Interviewer: That's not you?

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John Cusack: No.

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Interviewer: Really?

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John Cusack: No.

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Interviewer: Really...?

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John Cusack: [ I ] swear to God.

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Why do you keep-like do you think he's fucking lying you fucking dumb white bitch?

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Jesus Christ!

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"-ibz what is your deck name?"

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Uhh?

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"Uh, it flies, you dies." *laughing* "So far I'm only half way there."

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*more laughing* "Well it depends on who the you is referring to."

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*Awkward silence*

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*Pewds pause video*

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*wheezes*

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*wheezes some more*

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*plays video*

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*more awkward silence*

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"So for this one Stiv is gonna get the choice-"

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What?

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What?!

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Slippy!

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"Well it depends on who the you is referring to"

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*Iris by the GooGoo Dolls plays again

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"~And I don't want the world to see me~"

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At least acknowledge that it was a shit joke. Just be like "You know what, that was pretty shit."

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Just do that.

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Just give him that! Don't murder him like that!

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Don't murder him with a dead look!

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Jack: Hi! Nice outfit!

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iDubbbz, what are you-

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Fan: Have you seen the Chef?

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Ooooh...

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Jack: Have I seen shif? (Confused)

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Fan: Chef

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He did i- he did a meme.

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Jack: I guess not cuz I don' t know what that is

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He doesn't know what chef is!

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OH MY GOD!

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What a fucking idiot!

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He hasn't seen- He doesn't even know what it is!

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Chef, let me tell you, Chef, is a great movie about a man that used to be a five star restaurant chef

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but then he loses his business so he decides to start a food truck and it's amazing.

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It's such a great film!

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That really inspires me! I felt so inspired after I saw Chef!

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Got a great soundtrack, great character development and great story!

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Thank you iDubbbz!

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For asking the right questions!

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Ag- JackSepticEye, as always, you're a fucking moron!

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*'Happy' by Pharrell Williams plays as iJustine dances*

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iJustine, I'm sorry.

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*music continues*

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Why would yo- why would you do that-why would you- iJustine please.

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Stop.

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Oh, don't clap.

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Don't clap that's o-

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Clapping on airplanes should be forbidden!

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I know there's one part that's like...

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'Aw man.'

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'That's'

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'She's got balls to do that in public.'

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Which I can respect, because a lot of people couldn't pull this shit off.

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But the p-the problem, is that it's just not funny.

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These people can't go any where, they have to stand with this girl being a fucking annoying.

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Okay last video!

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Great, another fucking hand shake Jesus Christ.

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Not the handshake.

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Not the handshakes!

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Not the handshake!

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*groans*

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*Awkward elevator music on guitar plays*

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Literally, that was as painful as seeing all their dicks touch!

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Jesus, stop!

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Stop with the hand shakes!

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No more handshakes!

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Z-Ban handshakes!

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How about we just do this.

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Hey how you doing?

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*Quirky music plays*