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Hey how's it going bros?

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My name is pew-

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HOMYGOD

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WHAT?

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What is it?

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You're so cringey

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EVERYTIME

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Im so disgusted to be associated with you...

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LISTEN

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I challenge you

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to a CRINGE OFF

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with a try not to cringe challenge

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*zooms in dat face*

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OH I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!!

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Nothing makes me cringe more than me

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So I gladly *pauses*

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ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE

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You folks at home can play along with this

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Try not to cringe challenge

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game

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that we came up with

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You know I haven't even watched this video and I

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and I already absolutely fucking loathe it.

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But let's watch

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HOW BAD COULD IT BE?

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bee bee bee beep

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P-P-A-P

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WELL RIGHT OFF THE BAT

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THAT FUCKING FONT

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IS LIKE THE STANDARD FUCKING FONT

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IN PREMIERE

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IF YOU SEE ANYONE WITH THAT FONT

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JUST

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FUCK 'EM

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THE GOAL IS TO NOT CRINGE. REMEMBER, KIDS

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*dances fabulously in rhythm*

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UHHHHN

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so cringeeeee

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uhhh

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UHHH

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pen pinapple papu pen

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This fucking guy

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got 9 million views of this trend??

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I have a pen, I have an apple

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UHH APPLE PEN

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Now the real cringe begins

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*exhales* ohhh

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I have a pen, I have pineapple

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oohhh

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Uhh

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no don't recreate it (too late)

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Apple pen, OH GOD pineapple pen

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OH GOD HE'S RECREATING IT

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UGHH

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He put himself in there...

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This kind of shit makes me wanna die

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5, 4, 3, 2, 1

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Oh no. Celebrities doing stuff on stage

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Oh no

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Press that button!

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Oh nooooo

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*crying for Justin Timberlake*

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YOU HAD ONE JOB, BUTTON!

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YOU HAD ONE

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FUCKING JOB

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BUTTON!

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WHY

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CAN'T YOU SEE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS IN PAIN?!

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Keep trying to press the button, Justin Timberlake

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Justin Timberlake,

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Did you try pressing the button?

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He didn't press the button???

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KEEP TRYING TO PRESS THE BUTTON

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Anna Kendrick,

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Try and laugh it off

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*Anna's nervous laughter*

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Well congratulations, guys

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Oh my God

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*attractive stare*

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NO

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OKAY HERE'S THE TIP

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*claps*

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Cringe school with Pewdiepie, okay???

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Number 1....

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I you're ever on a live gaming event,

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now under no circumstances

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whatsoever......

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DO NOT TRY

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AND SHAKE

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THE GUY'S HAND

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I already know- We all know what's gonna happen

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I will see you back

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in one month

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*Iris plays in the background*

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*moans and touches himself*

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*chokes*

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*shot in the heart by an invisible bullet*

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That's the same face I did

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at Conan

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That's the-

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I'm dead inside (same)

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facing-

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Shit, this shit's gonna be live

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on tv forever

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This is gonna be in a cringe compilation

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goddamit

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OH GOD NOT ANOTHER ONE

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I CANT.

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FELIX, Why do you do this to me???

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You know its my ultimate weakness

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Thank you so much for you time

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*holds hand like he's gonna propose*

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OH NO

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OoooOOOoOOooOOooOOoOHHHhH

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So you have a normal guy

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ultimate no cringe, whatsoever

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and then you have thissss

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Dark creature of the night..

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CRINGE

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UGGGGHHH

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GREAT

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OH

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oooHHHH

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HOOOOOOOO

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*HAND LEFT IN THE AIR, AGAIN*

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OH SHE'S COMMITING!!

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OH GOD THAT COMMITMENT

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OHH HO HO *starts timer*

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If you're failing, you gotta commit

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And oh boy, does she commit

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That takes balls

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*applause for her*

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That takes real fucking balls

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LOOK AT HER FACE

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She's like YEP

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yEP

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i fucked up

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Well Im gonna commit to it

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*laughs*

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They're watching American Beauty today

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American Beauty???

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UHH IT HURTS

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UGGGGHHH

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Adam's apple, y'all

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UHH

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Cringe school with Pewdiepie. Lesson number 500

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If you're gonna talk to someone about something,

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related to them

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and you never met before you met them,

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you better damn make sure you know what the fuck you talkin about

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ESPECIALLY A CELEBRITY

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What's wrong with the rose petals?

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No

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Really?

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No

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Really...

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Swear to God

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why do you keep

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do you think he's fucking lying???

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You fucking dumb white bitch

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jeezus christ

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what is your deck name?

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*awkward silence*

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*bursts into laughter*

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*wheezing*

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WHAT...

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WHAT??

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SLIPPY

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*Iris plays*

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At least acknowledge that it was a shit joke. Just be like, you know what?

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That was pretty shit

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Just do that

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Just give him that

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Don't murder him like that

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DON'T MURDER HIM WITH A DEAD LOOK

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Jack: Hi! Nice outfit!

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Hove you seen The Chef?

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Ohh

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Have a seen the shift?*confused look*

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ohh

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he did a meme

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I..guess..not..

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'cause I don't know what that is

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*bursts in anger* HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT CHEF IS

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OHHHH MY GODDDDD

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WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT

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He hasn't seen- He doesn't even know what it is

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Chef. Let me tell you

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Chef is a great movie

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about a man

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that used to be a 5-star restaurant chef

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but then, he loses his business

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so he decided to start a food truck

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and it's AMAYZENG

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Such a great film

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That really inspires me

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I felt so inspired

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after I saw Chef

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Got a great soundtrack,

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great character development and great story

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Thank you, idubs

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for asking the right question

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and Jacksepticeye, as always,

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You're a fucking moron

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*woman dancing in an airplane*

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iJustine I'm sorry

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Why- Why would you do that? why

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Stop

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oh don't clap

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Don't clap. Thats so-

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Clapping on airplanes

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should be forbidden

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I know this one part that's like,

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oh man

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thats

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She got balls to do that in public

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Which I can respect cause a lot of people couldn't pull this shit up

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The problem is that it's just not funny

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these people can't go anywhere they have to stand this girl

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being fucking annoying

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Okay, last video

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OK

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GREAT another fucking handshake?

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jeezus christ

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NOT THE HANDSHAKE

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"fuck i should've used the other hand, mom was right"

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Literally, that was as painful as seeing all their dicks touch

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jesus, STOP

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STOP WITH THE HANDSHAKES

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NO MORE HAND SHAKES :(

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BAN HAND SHAKES

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How bout we just do this?

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Hey how you doin?  (joey fom friends?)

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Minecraft is my life
sub4sub and like4like XD

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