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Kamusta mga tropa?

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Ako nga pala si pew-

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JUSKOLORD

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Ano?

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Ano yun?

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Nakakainis ka

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LAGI NALANG

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Nakakadiri kang kasama...

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MAKINIG KA

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Hinahamon kita

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sa CRINGE OFF

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Gamit ang try not to cringe challenge

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*pogi shet*

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TINATANGGAP KO ANG HAMON MO

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Walang mas nakakahiya kesa sakin

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Kaya't tinatanggap ko......

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ANG HAMON MO

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Kayong mga nasa bahay pwede ding makipaglaro

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Wag kayong sumuko

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Game na..

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Pinauso natin

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Alam mo hindi ko pa napapanuod yung video pero

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Ayoko nang panuorin..

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Kaya panuorin natin..

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Gaano ba ito kasama?

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*tutututut prrrrrrrrrp*

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P-P-A-P

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WELL AGAD AGAD..

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YUNG TANGINANG FONT

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AY PARANG PAMANTAYAN NA FONT

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SA PREMIERE

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PAG MAY NAKITA KAYONG MAY GANYANG FONT

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ANO..

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PAKYUHIN MO SILA

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ANG GOAL AY HINDI MAG CRINGE, TANDAAN NYO

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*sayaw bakla*

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UGHHHHHHHHH

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Nakaka sumukot

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uhhhhhh

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UGHHHH

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pen pineapple papu pen

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itong lalaking to

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nakakuha ng 9 na milyong panonood sa trend nato???

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i have a pen, i have an apple

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UHHH, Apple Pen

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ito na..

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*exhale* ohh

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i have a pen, i have pineapple

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Ohhhh

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Uhhhh

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Hindi... wag mong gayahin

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Apple pen, (JUSKO) pineapple pen

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JUSKO GINAGAYA NYA

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UGHH

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Nilagay niya sarili niya dyan

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Gusto ko nang mag pakamatay dahil dito

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5, 4, 3, 2, 1

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Hindi. Mga artista may ginagawa sa stage

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Hindi

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Pindutin mo yan!

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Hindeeee

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*HAHHAHHA*

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ISA LANG TRABAHO MO PINDUTAN

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ISA LANG

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YUNG GAGO MONG TRABAHO

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PINDUTAN!

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BAKIT ;''<

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HINDI MO BA NAKIKITA NA NASASAKTAN SI JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE??

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Sige lang pindutin mo lang yan justin timberlake

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justin timberlake

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pinindot mo naba yung pindutan?

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hindi nya pinindot???

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PINDUTIN MO LANG

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Anna Kendrick

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subukan mo lang tumawa

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*tawa ng sinapian*

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congrats mga utol!

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my god! (i hate drugs)

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2:11.7
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

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SIGE

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okay ito yung tuktok

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*yehey*

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paaralan ng sumukot

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Una:

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kung nasa live gaming event ka

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wag na wag

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mong

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susubukang

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makipagkamay

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sa kamay ng lalaki

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alam ko na- alam na natin kung anong mangyayari

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magkikita rin tayo

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sa isang buwan

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*fail*

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ayokong makita ako ng mundo

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Ughhhhh

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*nabilaukan*

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*inatake sa puso*

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ganyan din mukha ko

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sa Conan

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yan ang-

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"patay na ako sa loob bes"

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na mukha

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shit, tangina live to

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sa tv kahit kailan

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mapupunta to sa sumukot na pagtitipon

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Jusko lord

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NAKO ISA PA

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AYOKO NA

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Felix, bakit mo to ginawa

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alam mong kahinaan ko ito

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salamat sa oras mo

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*nakakailang na pagkakamay*

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ahh.. hindi

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ooOOOooooOooOoh

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so, may normal ka na lalaki

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ultimate walang kahihiyan

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atsaka may ganito ka.

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maitim na tao sa dilim

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NAKAKAHIYA

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UGGGGHHH

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MAGALING

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OH

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OOOHHH

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HOOOOOO

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*ang kamay ay iniwan sa hangin, ulit*

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PINAPAGPATULOYAN NYA LANG

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JUSKO GUSTO KO YUNG GINAGAWA NIYA

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OHH HO HO

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kung mag kakamali ka, pag patuloy mo lang

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at, ginawa nya talaga

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kailangan nyan ng betlog

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*magaling*

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kailangan nyan ng lakas ng loob

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TIGNAN NYO YUNG MUKHA NYA

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sabi nya YEP

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YEEP

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nagkamali ako

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wala akong choice papagpatuloy ko nalang

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hahahahaha

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Nakakatawa kasi nanood sila ng American Beauty

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American beauty?

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UHH ANG SAKIT

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UGGGGHHH

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Lalagukan, oh

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UHH

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Paaralang ng sumukot ni Pewdiepie aralin numero 500

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Kung kakausapin mo ang tao ng isang bagay

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tiyakin mo may kaugnayan sa kanila

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kasi hindi mo pa sila nakilala dati

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dapat siguraduhin mo na alam mo ang sinasabi mo

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LALO NA PAG ARTISTA

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Ano mali sa rose petals?

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Hindi

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Talaga?

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Hindi

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Talaga?

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Sumusumpa sa panginoon

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Bakit pina-pagtuloy mo

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Sa tingin mo ba na nag sisinungaling siya?

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Babaeng walang alam

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hezzu cristo

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anong panglan ng sayo?

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*nakakailang katahimikan*

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*natawa*

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ANO...

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ANO??

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MADULAS

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*nilaro ang Iris*

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Dapat bigyan mo ng pansin na isa yung biro, alam mo

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hindi nakakatawa yun

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gawin mo lang yun

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sabihin mo lang

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wag mo siya ipahiya ng ganun

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WAG MO SIYA IPAHIYA NG GANUN

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Hi! ang ganda ng suot mo!

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Napanood mo na ba yung pelikulang Chef?

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Ohh

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Napanood ko na ang shift?

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ohh

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gumawa siya ng meme

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Sa tingin ko hindi

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kasi hindi ko alam ano yun

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HIND NIYA ALAM KUNG ANO ANG CHEF

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JUSKO LOOOOORD

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ANG  BOBO MO NAMAN

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Hindi niya pa napanood, hindi niya nga alam kung ano yun

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Chef, ipaalam ko sa iyo

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Chef ay isang magandang pelikula

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tungkol sa isang lalaking

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na dating punong taga pag luto sa isang 5 star restawran

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tapos , nag sara yung negosyo niya

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so nag simula siya sa isang food truck

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at grabe ang ganda

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Sobrang gandang pelikula

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na nag bigay inspirasyon sa akin

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talagang isang inspirasyon sa akin

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pag katapos kung mapanood ang Chef

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maganda ang tunugin

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magaling ang katangian

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Salamat, idubbz

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para sa tamang tanong

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at Jacksepticeye,

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Ikaw ay kulang-kulang

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*ang babae ay sumasayaw sa eroplano*

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Ba- Bakit mo ginagawa yan? bakit

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Tigilan mo

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wag ka pumalakpak

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wag pumalakpak

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pumapalakpak sa eroplano

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ay dapat bawal

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Alam ko tong isang parteng

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OHH MAN

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Iyan ay

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May lakas ng loob siyang gawin sa publiko

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Sa tingin ko ay nirerespeto ko dahil hindi lahat ng tao na gagawa yun

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Ang problema ay hindi nakakatawa

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yung mga taong to hindi maka kilos dahil sa babaeng to

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dahil nakakainis

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Ok, panghuling video

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MAGALING isa na namang pakikipag kamay?

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WAG YUNG PAKIKIPAG KAMAY

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*dapat ginamit ko ang ibang kamay, tama pala si nanay*

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ang sakit panoorin nun

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hesus, TIGIL NA

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ITIGIL NIYO NA ANG PAKIKIPAG KAMAY!

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WALA NANG PAKIKIPAG KAMAY

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IPAG BAWAL NA ANG PAKIKIPAG KAMAY!

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Paano kaya kung gawin nalang natin to

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Oi, Kamusta ka?