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Dobar dan kako ide burazi

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Moje ime je PewDiePie!!!!

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O MOJBOŽE

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ŠTO?

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Što je?

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Tako si nelagodan

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SVAKI PUT

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Tako mi je odvratno biti povezan s tobom...

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SLUŠAJ

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Izazivam te

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na CRINGE OFF

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Prekrasnog li lica

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PRIHVAĆAM TVOJ IZAZOV!!

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Ništa mi više ne radi neudobnost od samoga sebe

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I zato ja rado *pauzira*

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PIHVAĆAM TVOJ IZAZOV

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Publika kod kuća možete igrati s nama

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Izazov u kojemu vam nesmije biti nelagodno

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igru (???)

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Koju smo smislili

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Znaš da nisam ni pogledao video i več

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ga potpuno ****** mrzim

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Ali hajdemo ga pogledati

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KOLIKO LOŠ MOŽE BITI?

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P-P-A-P

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EVO ODMAH OD POCETKA

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TAJ ****** FONT

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JE STANDARDNI ****** FONT

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U PREMIJERU

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AKO VIDITE IKOGA S TIM FONTOM

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SAMO

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******

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CILJ JE NE BITINELAGODAN

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*sjajno ritmično plesanje*

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UGHHH

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Ta Nelagoda

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UGHHH

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UGHHH

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pen pinapple apple pen

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Ovaj ****** tip

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je dobio 9 milijuna pregleda zbog ovog trenda??

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Imam olovku, imam jabuku

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UGH JABUKOLOVKA

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Evo stiže pravi cringe

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ohhh

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Imam olovku, imam ananas

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oohhhh

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Uhh

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Ne... nemoj mi to raditi...

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Jabukolovka, O BOŽE ananasolovka

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O BOŽE ON TO REKREIRA

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UGH

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Sebe je stavio tamo

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Ovakva ****** mi davaju suicidalne misli

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5, 4, 3, 2, 1

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O ne. Poznati ljudi rade stvari na pozornici

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O ne

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Pritisni taj gumb!

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O ne

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*plakanje za Justina Timberlakea*

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IMAO SI JEDAN POSAO, GUMBE!

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IMAO SI JEDAN

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******  POSAO

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GUMB!

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ZAŠTO ???

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ZAR NEVIDIŠ DA JE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE U BOLI?!

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Pokušavaj pritisnuti taj gumb, Justine

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Justine

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Jesi li probao pritisnuti gumb?

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Nije pritisnuo gumb???

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PRITIŠČI TAJ GUMB

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Anna Kendrick,

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Pokušaj to odsmijati

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*Annin nervozni osmijeh*

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Pa čestitke, ljudi

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O moj Bože

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*attraktivni pogled*

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NE

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DAT ĆU TI SAVJET

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*pljesak*

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Škola odbojnosti s Felixom, okej???

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Broj 1

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Ako si ikad na igračkom sadržaju uživo,

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znači pod nikojim uvijetima

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nikako...

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NEMOJ POKUŠATI

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RUKOVATI

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TIPOVU RUKU

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Več vidim... svi več znamo što će se dogoditi

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Vidjeću vas natrag vamo

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za jedan mjesec

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*jadno djete*

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*pozadinska glazba*

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*seduktivni grafički prikaz*

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*što da ja sad tu prevodim?*

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*ejakulacija*

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To sam lice i ja činio

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Na Conanovoj emisiji

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To je-

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Ja sam mrtav unutra

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lice

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Jebote ovo će biti uživo

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na tv-u zauvijek

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Ovo će biti u cringe kompilaciji

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******

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JAO BOŽE NE JOŠ JEDAN

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NE MOGU.

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Felix, zašto mi to radiš???

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Znaš da je to moja ultimativna slabost

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Hvala vam na vašem vremenu

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*drži ruku kao da ce zaprositi*

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O NE

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OoooOOOoOOooOOooOOoOHHHhH

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Znaći imate normalnu osobu

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ultimativni normalac ,svakako

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i onda imate ovooooo

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Tamo čudovište noči...

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CRINGE

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UGGGGHHH

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SJAJNO

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OH

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oooHHHH

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HOOOOOOOO

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*RUKA U ZRAKU, OPET

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OH ONA SE POSVEČUJE!!

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O BOŽE TO POSVEČENJE

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OHH HO HO *započne timer*

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Ako neuspijevaš, moraš se posvetiti

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O covjece, ona se posvetila

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Za to trebaju  ****

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*aplauz za nju*

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To zahtjeva prava****

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VIDI JOJ LICE

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Ona je kao "YEP"

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yEP

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******* sam se

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Ali ču se posvetiti

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*HAHAHA*

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Gledaju američku ljepoticu danas

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Američka ljepotica???

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AAA BOLI

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UGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

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UUGGGHGH

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Cringe škola sa pewdiepieom lekcija broj 500

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Ako čete s nekime pričati o nečemu,

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vezanom za njih

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I nikad se prije niste upoznali,

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Morate im pokazati da znate o čemu pričate

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OSOBITO SA SLAVNOM OSOBON

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Šta je krivo s ružinim laticama?

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Ne

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Stvarno?

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Ne

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Stvarno...

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Kunem se bogom

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Zašto stalno

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Šta misliš da laže???

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Glupa bijela *****

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Bože dragi

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*krvožilan osmijeh*

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*Rak pluća*

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KOJI....

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ŠTA???

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SLIPPY

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Barem potvrdi da je loša šala onak, samo reci:"Znaš što?"

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"To je bio prilično usrano"

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Samo reci to

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Samo mu daj to

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Nemoj ga ubiti tako

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NEMOJ GA UBITI MRTVIM POGLEDOM

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Lijepo odijelo!

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Jesi li vidio Kuhara?

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ohh

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Jesam li vidio Krokodila?

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ohh

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Napravio je meme

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Mislim.. da... ne...

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Zato što neznam što to je

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ON NEZNA ŠTO JE KUHAR

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OOOOOO MOJ BOŽE

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KOJI *****  IDIOT

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On nije vidio- On nezna što to je

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Kuhar. Je, saću vam ja reć

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Kuhar je sjajan film

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o čovjeku

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koji je radio za restoran sa 5 zvjezdica

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ali onda, je izgubio svoj posao

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te je odlučio da če raditi za kamion s hranom

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i taj film je SJAJAN

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Tako sjajan film

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Koji me stvarno inspirira

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Osječao sam se jako nadahnuto

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kada sam pogledao Kuhara

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Ima sjajnu glazbu,

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sjajan razvoj kraktera i sjajnu priću

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Hvala ti, Gay Retarde

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za postavljanje pravih pitanja

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I Jacksepticeye, kao uvijek,

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Zato što si ***** idiot

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Zaš- Zašto bi to itko radio? zašto

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Prestani

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Nemoj pljeskati

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Nemoj pljeskati. To je-

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Pljeskanje na helikopterima

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bi trebalo biti zabranjeno

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Znam jedan dio koji je kao,

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o čovječe

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to

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Ima muda da to radi pred ljudima

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Što ja poštujem zato što mnogo ljudi nemogu ovakva sranja izvoditi pred drugim ljudima

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Problem je to što to nije smiješno

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Ovi ljudi nemogu ići nigdje i moraju ju jednostavno podnositi

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dok se ona ******

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Uredu zadnji video

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SJAJNO opet jebeno rukovanje

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Bože dragi

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NE RUKOVANJE

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"Trebao sam koristiti drugu ruku, ovi smrde na sardine"

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To je bilo bolno kao da su se kurčevima dirali

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Isuse, PRESTANI

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DOSTA SA RUKOVANJIMA

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NEMA VIŠE RUKOVANJA

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ZABRANITE RUKOVANJA

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Šta ako samo napravimo ovo?

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Hej kako ide?