WEBVTT
Kind: captions
Language: zh-TW

00:00:00.320 --> 00:00:01.080
嘿兄弟們近來如何

00:00:01.080 --> 00:00:01.660
我的名字叫pew--

00:00:01.740 --> 00:00:02.300
喔我的老天

00:00:02.680 --> 00:00:03.180
什麼?

00:00:03.660 --> 00:00:04.160
你說什麼?

00:00:04.660 --> 00:00:05.680
你超讓人尷尬的

00:00:05.680 --> 00:00:06.400
無時無刻

00:00:06.400 --> 00:00:09.100
我厭惡還得要和你說話...

00:00:09.660 --> 00:00:10.160
聽著

00:00:10.240 --> 00:00:11.280
我向你挑戰

00:00:11.420 --> 00:00:12.380
來玩試著別尷尬

00:00:12.380 --> 00:00:14.220
直到崩潰

00:00:14.220 --> 00:00:14.720
*放大臉部*

00:00:14.720 --> 00:00:16.900
喔!!我接受你的挑戰!!

00:00:16.900 --> 00:00:19.300
沒有什麼東西比我自己還要讓我尷尬

00:00:19.300 --> 00:00:20.460
所以我很高興*停頓*

00:00:20.460 --> 00:00:22.520
接受你的挑戰(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

00:00:22.520 --> 00:00:25.020
你們可以在家和這個影片一起玩(͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)

00:00:25.020 --> 00:00:26.640
試著別尷尬挑戰ʘ‿ʘ

00:00:26.640 --> 00:00:27.320
遊戲(???)

00:00:27.320 --> 00:00:28.700
這是我們發想的

00:00:28.700 --> 00:00:30.760
你知道我還沒看過這個影片

00:00:30.780 --> 00:00:33.540
我就已經愛上了它

00:00:33.540 --> 00:00:34.980
我們來看看( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

00:00:35.020 --> 00:00:36.420
這能有多糟?

00:00:36.420 --> 00:00:36.920
 

00:00:37.680 --> 00:00:38.360
ㄆㄆㄟㄆ

00:00:39.080 --> 00:00:40.520
好了關掉這個

00:00:41.000 --> 00:00:42.120
那他媽的字體

00:00:42.120 --> 00:00:43.700
就好像premiere軟體裡的內建字體

00:00:43.700 --> 00:00:44.800
 

00:00:44.800 --> 00:00:46.600
假如你看到任何人使用這字體

00:00:46.760 --> 00:00:47.260
就

00:00:47.880 --> 00:00:48.440
幹死他們

00:00:48.440 --> 00:00:50.600
目標是不準尷尬 記住，孩子們

00:00:50.600 --> 00:00:52.480
*舞蹈節奏*

00:00:52.760 --> 00:00:53.860
噁(pwds的呻吟)

00:00:53.860 --> 00:00:54.840
好可怕

00:00:56.720 --> 00:00:57.220
噁

00:00:57.380 --> 00:00:57.880
UHHH

00:01:01.160 --> 00:01:02.600
筆-蘋果-鳳梨-筆

00:01:05.060 --> 00:01:06.180
這天殺的傢伙

00:01:06.180 --> 00:01:08.220
這影片有900萬點閱??

00:01:08.220 --> 00:01:10.760
我有個筆，我有個apple

00:01:12.240 --> 00:01:13.900
UHH 蘋果筆
(看pewds的臉 )

00:01:13.940 --> 00:01:14.760
現在真正的折磨要開始了 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

00:01:15.540 --> 00:01:16.040
*吐氣*哦

00:01:16.380 --> 00:01:18.300
我有隻筆，我有顆鳳梨

00:01:18.320 --> 00:01:18.820
哦

00:01:19.340 --> 00:01:19.840
Uhh

00:01:20.780 --> 00:01:22.140
鳳梨筆~
(不 不要翻拍)

00:01:22.560 --> 00:01:25.380
蘋果~筆(老天) 鳳梨~筆

00:01:25.540 --> 00:01:27.220
我的老天他翻拍了一個

00:01:29.020 --> 00:01:30.060
喔...

00:01:30.060 --> 00:01:31.740
他把自己放在那裏

00:01:31.740 --> 00:01:33.420
那個狗屎讓我想死

00:01:33.420 --> 00:01:35.860
5, 4, 3, 2, 1

00:01:35.920 --> 00:01:38.220
喔不 「名人在舞台上做的事」系列

00:01:38.340 --> 00:01:38.840
喔不

00:01:38.840 --> 00:01:39.920
按下那個按鈕!

00:01:40.100 --> 00:01:41.100
喔不----

00:01:45.340 --> 00:01:47.500
*為Justin Timberlake哭泣*
(賈斯汀·提姆布萊克)

00:01:49.300 --> 00:01:50.820
按鈕，你要做一件事

00:01:50.820 --> 00:01:51.320
你有一個

00:01:51.320 --> 00:01:52.280
天殺的 工作

00:01:52.280 --> 00:01:53.040
按鈕!

00:01:53.840 --> 00:01:54.480
為何(ಥ﹏ಥ)

00:01:54.480 --> 00:01:56.980
你沒看到正在痛苦的JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE嗎？

00:01:56.980 --> 00:01:58.740
繼續嘗試按下按鈕，Justin Timberlake

00:01:58.740 --> 00:01:59.740
Justin Timberlake

00:01:59.740 --> 00:02:01.480
你有嘗試壓著按鈕嗎?

00:02:01.480 --> 00:02:02.880
他沒有壓那個按鈕???

00:02:02.880 --> 00:02:04.500
壓著那個按鈕

00:02:04.500 --> 00:02:05.340
Anna Kendrick
(安娜·坎卓克)

00:02:05.340 --> 00:02:06.320
試著繼續笑

00:02:06.320 --> 00:02:07.120
*Anna緊張的笑*

00:02:07.120 --> 00:02:08.820
恭喜，夥計們

00:02:08.960 --> 00:02:09.780
喔我的老天

00:02:09.780 --> 00:02:11.020
*有吸引力的凝視著* ⚆ _ ⚆

00:02:11.020 --> 00:02:11.740
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

00:02:12.120 --> 00:02:12.620
不

00:02:12.960 --> 00:02:14.240
好的這裡有提示

00:02:14.940 --> 00:02:15.500
*拍手*

00:02:16.020 --> 00:02:18.660
Pewdiepie的尷尬學校，好嗎？

00:02:18.800 --> 00:02:19.380
第一個...

00:02:19.760 --> 00:02:22.160
如果你參加了一個現場遊戲活動，

00:02:22.220 --> 00:02:24.300
現在無論發生甚麼

00:02:24.600 --> 00:02:25.720
任何......

00:02:25.820 --> 00:02:27.000
不要嘗試

00:02:27.000 --> 00:02:27.820
以及握

00:02:28.620 --> 00:02:29.580
這傢伙的手

00:02:29.580 --> 00:02:31.480
我已經知道 - 我們都知道會發生什麼

00:02:31.620 --> 00:02:32.820
我會看到你回來

00:02:32.820 --> 00:02:33.540
再一個月

00:02:33.540 --> 00:02:39.600
 

00:02:39.600 --> 00:02:44.560
︵(´ ͡༎ຶ ͜ʖ ͡༎ຶ `)︵

00:02:45.040 --> 00:02:46.760
 

00:02:47.600 --> 00:02:48.240
 

00:02:48.240 --> 00:02:49.220
 

00:02:49.420 --> 00:02:51.100
和我那個時候作的表情一模一樣

00:02:51.420 --> 00:02:51.980
就是Conan(康納)

00:02:51.980 --> 00:02:52.700
就是這個-

00:02:52.800 --> 00:02:53.800
我看起來像死了(一樣)

00:02:53.800 --> 00:02:54.300
那表情--

00:02:54.300 --> 00:02:55.960
雪特，這狗屎的錄影

00:02:56.320 --> 00:02:57.200
永遠在電視上

00:02:57.200 --> 00:02:58.780
這將會是個尷尬合集

00:02:59.220 --> 00:02:59.860
可惡

00:03:00.320 --> 00:03:01.740
喔我的天呀不只一個

00:03:01.740 --> 00:03:02.240
我無法

00:03:02.240 --> 00:03:04.220
FELIX，你為何這樣對我???

00:03:04.220 --> 00:03:05.700
你明知道這是我最大的弱點ಠ╭╮ಠ

00:03:05.980 --> 00:03:07.600
非常感謝你願意花時間

00:03:07.600 --> 00:03:09.280
 

00:03:10.220 --> 00:03:10.720
喔不

00:03:13.520 --> 00:03:16.060
喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔....

00:03:16.360 --> 00:03:17.880
所以這裡有這個正常人

00:03:17.880 --> 00:03:19.640
不管怎樣，最後他沒有尷尬

00:03:19.680 --> 00:03:21.360
然後你有這個

00:03:21.720 --> 00:03:23.640
夜晚的黑暗生物...

00:03:25.620 --> 00:03:26.820
喔!

00:03:27.500 --> 00:03:28.140
呃喔喔

00:03:31.660 --> 00:03:32.160
好der

00:03:32.380 --> 00:03:32.880
喔

00:03:33.340 --> 00:03:33.900
喔~

00:03:34.220 --> 00:03:34.940
喔~~~

00:03:34.940 --> 00:03:35.440
*不放棄的半空握手*

00:03:35.440 --> 00:03:36.340
喔她堅持住嘞!!

00:03:37.260 --> 00:03:38.880
我的天呀她撐住嘞

00:03:38.980 --> 00:03:40.580
喔齁齁*啟動定時器*

00:03:43.440 --> 00:03:45.840
如果你失敗了，你必須堅持住

00:03:45.840 --> 00:03:47.280
喔男孩，她撐住

00:03:47.280 --> 00:03:48.140
那需要勇氣

00:03:48.380 --> 00:03:48.880
 

00:03:49.220 --> 00:03:50.560
這才是真正他媽的勇氣

00:03:51.040 --> 00:03:52.380
看看她的臉

00:03:52.640 --> 00:03:53.600
她就像YEP

00:03:54.140 --> 00:03:54.640
YEP

00:03:54.780 --> 00:03:55.500
我搞砸了

00:03:55.640 --> 00:03:57.320
好吧，我要撐住

00:03:57.560 --> 00:03:58.200
*笑*

00:04:00.520 --> 00:04:03.240
他們今天正在看美國美女

00:04:03.240 --> 00:04:04.260
美國美女???

00:04:06.080 --> 00:04:06.880
喔喔好痛

00:04:07.820 --> 00:04:08.820
喔呃呀呀

00:04:09.200 --> 00:04:09.700
*喉結*

00:04:10.820 --> 00:04:11.320
喔哈

00:04:11.320 --> 00:04:14.220
Pewdiepie的尷尬學校。 課程編號500

00:04:14.220 --> 00:04:16.220
如果你要和某人談談某事

00:04:16.760 --> 00:04:17.800
與那些有關

00:04:17.800 --> 00:04:19.480
但你從來沒有遇過

00:04:19.740 --> 00:04:22.140
你最好能確保你知道你在說什麼他媽的

00:04:22.640 --> 00:04:24.240
特別是一個明星

00:04:24.240 --> 00:04:25.700
玫瑰花瓣怎麼了？

00:04:28.200 --> 00:04:28.700
沒

00:04:29.040 --> 00:04:29.600
真的?

00:04:29.720 --> 00:04:30.220
沒

00:04:30.440 --> 00:04:31.160
不會吧..

00:04:31.300 --> 00:04:32.100
向上帝發誓

00:04:32.440 --> 00:04:33.400
你為什麼這麼堅持

00:04:33.400 --> 00:04:35.040
你認為他是他媽的說謊嗎？

00:04:35.040 --> 00:04:36.340
你他媽的笨蛋白癡

00:04:36.980 --> 00:04:37.940
耶穌基督

00:04:38.200 --> 00:04:39.720
你的牌組名稱是什麼？

00:04:49.980 --> 00:04:51.260
 

00:04:52.960 --> 00:04:53.780
 

00:04:56.080 --> 00:04:56.880
 

00:05:02.660 --> 00:05:03.220
什麼..

00:05:04.320 --> 00:05:04.820
什麼!?

00:05:05.320 --> 00:05:05.820
SLIPPY(啥)

00:05:10.920 --> 00:05:12.160
︵(´ ͡༎ຶ ͜ʖ ͡༎ຶ `)︵

00:05:12.540 --> 00:05:17.340
你至少要意識到這梗很爛

00:05:17.340 --> 00:05:18.440
只要表現出一副，你知道嗎那爛透了

00:05:19.620 --> 00:05:20.420
只要這樣做

00:05:20.660 --> 00:05:21.560
只要在他面前表現出來就好

00:05:21.560 --> 00:05:22.680
不要這樣謀殺他

00:05:22.680 --> 00:05:24.360
不要用一張屎臉謀殺他

00:05:25.940 --> 00:05:26.820
衣服不錯!

00:05:28.720 --> 00:05:30.240
你看過"廚師"了嗎？

00:05:31.260 --> 00:05:31.760
喔

00:05:31.760 --> 00:05:33.440
有看到的"轉變"？*表情困惑*
(註:The Chef聽成the shift)

00:05:33.640 --> 00:05:34.140
喔

00:05:35.540 --> 00:05:36.340
他刺了一個刺青

00:05:36.340 --> 00:05:37.480
我猜不會..

00:05:37.480 --> 00:05:38.500
因為我不知道是什麼

00:05:38.500 --> 00:05:40.160
*爆怒*什麼叫他不知道

00:05:41.220 --> 00:05:43.060
我、的、天

00:05:44.120 --> 00:05:46.440
這個天殺的白癡

00:05:46.440 --> 00:05:49.140
他根本沒有看過 - 他甚至不知道它是什麼

00:05:50.380 --> 00:05:51.060
"廚師"。 讓我告訴你

00:05:51.060 --> 00:05:53.100
"廚師"是一部偉大的電影

00:05:53.100 --> 00:05:54.300
關於一個男人

00:05:54.300 --> 00:05:56.600
以前是一家5星級餐廳的廚師

00:05:56.800 --> 00:05:58.880
但是，他失去了生意

00:05:59.160 --> 00:06:01.400
所以他決定重新開一家餐車

00:06:01.580 --> 00:06:02.780
真是令人驚奇

00:06:03.040 --> 00:06:04.160
這麼偉大的電影

00:06:04.160 --> 00:06:05.740
這真的激勵我

00:06:05.940 --> 00:06:07.140
我覺得這很激勵

00:06:07.140 --> 00:06:08.000
之後我看到廚師

00:06:08.000 --> 00:06:09.260
有一個好的配樂，

00:06:09.260 --> 00:06:11.800
很棒的人物發展和偉大的故事

00:06:12.320 --> 00:06:13.440
謝謝，idubs

00:06:13.640 --> 00:06:15.640
提出正確的問題

00:06:16.220 --> 00:06:18.300
以及Jacksepticeye一如既往
(註:那個刺青的youtuber)

00:06:18.440 --> 00:06:19.960
你是他媽的蠢貨

00:06:20.900 --> 00:06:22.980
*女人在飛機上跳舞*

00:06:27.880 --> 00:06:29.880
為什麼 - 為什麼要這樣做？ 為什麼

00:06:32.020 --> 00:06:32.520
停

00:06:32.800 --> 00:06:33.680
哦不要鼓掌

00:06:34.020 --> 00:06:35.460
不要鼓掌。 所以--

00:06:35.540 --> 00:06:37.060
在飛機上拍手

00:06:37.060 --> 00:06:37.920
應該要禁止

00:06:38.120 --> 00:06:40.280
我知道這很難說，就像

00:06:41.020 --> 00:06:41.520
天呀

00:06:41.620 --> 00:06:42.120
那是

00:06:42.200 --> 00:06:44.360
她在公共場合這樣做很有guts

00:06:44.360 --> 00:06:46.860
我可以尊重她，因為很多人根本做不來

00:06:47.680 --> 00:06:50.240
問題在於這不好笑

00:06:50.240 --> 00:06:53.960
這些人不能去任何地方，他們必須忍受這個女孩

00:06:53.960 --> 00:06:55.420
他媽的煩人

00:06:55.740 --> 00:06:56.780
好的最後一個影片

00:06:58.780 --> 00:07:00.140
很好另一個他媽的握手？

00:07:00.140 --> 00:07:01.300
耶穌基督

00:07:02.680 --> 00:07:03.880
不要握手

00:07:05.140 --> 00:07:06.560
 

00:07:15.140 --> 00:07:18.260
我說真的，那跟看他們用屌互碰的感覺一樣痛苦

00:07:19.160 --> 00:07:19.960
天啊，停下來

00:07:20.440 --> 00:07:22.040
停止握手

00:07:22.140 --> 00:07:23.420
沒有更多握手

00:07:24.460 --> 00:07:25.740
禁止握手

00:07:25.740 --> 00:07:26.760
不然我們就這樣好不好

00:07:28.340 --> 00:07:29.080
嘿最近過得怎麼樣