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M  i  c  h  a  e  l   V  s  a  u  c  e  here and the earth is actually...

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FLAT :3

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Don't believe me?

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Take it, Pewdiepie.

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What if the Earth is in fact flat...

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and science has been wrong all along?

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Thank you, Pewdiepie. There you go. There you have it the earth is actually flat.

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C'mon

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*Ga*

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Gravity, if gravity is real, then how come I can't see it.

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Huh :3

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Where is it?

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I'm still looking... If Isaac Newton was so smart, then how come he's

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DEAD

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3:)

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All these Pseudo-intellectuals

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...so blindly biting into what the word of "science" is telling them, believe that the earth is round...

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Like a BOWL :3

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Well if Earth is round like a ball...

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Then why are cars like this...

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And not like this? :3

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EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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The earth is flat you may think *ha ha* that's a meme oh no [x4]

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it is not a meme :3

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It is sciency...

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FACT :3

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My...

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My guy B.o.B The Rapper tweeted the cities in the background...

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...are approximately 16 miles apart. Where is the curve? Please explain this.

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Yes of course B.o.B here is...

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Exp... [stutter]

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Providing extremely solid evidence. I can, I can definitely make out what it says in this picture.

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This is irrefutable evidence :3

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I don't understand why we're even talking about this. Where is the curve?

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TYPICAL

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POLITICAL

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Jumping on anything

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Train wagon, Neil deGrasse Tyson just had to butt into the conversation.

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Polaris is

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gi-gi-gi-gi-gi [???]...

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Silly Neil...

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You don...

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You don't know what you're talking [laughs]

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The completely unlikable chipmunk Tila Tequila joining the conversation as well

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I will stop my Flat Earth Talk if someone could send me a goddamn photo of the horizon with a curvature

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That's right, if it, if I don't see a photograph of a curve

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then

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ehhhh

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everything else is completely...

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[Can't caption this satanic gibberish]

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If earth isn't flat, why are shoes like this and not like this?

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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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If earth isn't flat

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Why can Pewdiepie's chair do this, but not this...

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OH YEAH

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BUT CAN YOU DO DIS? :3

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[lmao]

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REEEEEEEE!!!

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If earth isn't flat then why am I wearing headphones when there's no audio

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[Alien noise]

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If Earth isn't flat, why a computer mouse like this...

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And not like this?

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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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If Earth isn't flat

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Why are cars like this and not like diamond mine carts?

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Can we stop wasting our...

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TIME?!?!

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NASA is not spending enough money on space exploration

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It's all been taken over by corperation

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...but the government needs to thrive

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The government was first

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Were we not the first ones on the moon?

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Well, how could we... Coz the moon is literally just a pizza slice...

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If Earth is flat

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Then why titties like these round and voluptuous and not like these

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Flat like a "tay sway." Oh listen to this one g-gay sons, if Earth is flat

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Then why are rainbows like this huh then not like this? Huh? Your move,

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LGBTQ community.

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HMM. We've heard the answer from the science community

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But what about the LGBTQ community?

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*HUH* [laughs]

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If Earth is flat... then why your mom look like this and not like this

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If Earth is flat why am I like this

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boooo boooooo

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And not like this?

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If earth was flat

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cats would have pushed everything off by now...

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Some silly girl in bikini says

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UUH Excuse me

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Have you not seen this photo? Excuse me this photo is evidenced by itself. The Flat Earth Society

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has members all around the globe I mean on all on the pizza slice

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We are it's all on the flat globe, glub. It's a flat globe shut

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Shhhhhhhh, shhhht uuuuuhg

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Wonder why the dinosaurs all disappeared huh well okay?

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Well well

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They all went to space of course, silly

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Science community. If the earth is round, how do you explain this? Huh?

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checkmate NASA

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Maybe you need to spend some more money on..

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Actual intellectuals

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Someone should make an anime where the planets in our solar system are cute anime girls attending school

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and there's a running gag where Earth-Chan is self-conscious about her smaller chest to which she constantly responds I

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am NOT flat

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everybody called me flat waaa!

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Don't believe what they say senpai you are not flat

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see this is what I'm talking about if the earth is round and

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voluptuous, then why is Earth-chan so flaa...

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rrraahh

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Neither flat or round there are people who believe earth is don't know how to shut the fuck up Jesus Christ

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*clap*

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*clap*

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It's time to rate the meme everybody

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It gets it gets a pizza slice... one

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But a really good one that is not my that is not microwave

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The next meme is also another older meme, but I need 10 minutes, so let's just get right

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into it

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Crying Markiplier memes yes

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[music plays]

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It's so sad

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It was this song is so sad by itself, but you add a crying Markiplier to the corner, and it is instantly

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The tragedy of our generation I cannot hold withhold the tears

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As you can tell by my teeth
*heads up, headphone users*

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*Piano music booms in*

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[Music (minecraft parody) starts]

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don't jump...

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noooOOOO

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*overdramatized sobbing*

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*coughing fit*

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You can put crying markiplier over literally anything

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And it will turn the happiest thing into sad cause there's nothing more sad than a crying Merkiplier oh

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No aho

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Adding a cry Markiplier is basically the equivalent of a sad piano, you can't just not cry

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Ohhh

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The crying Markiplier meme, I mean we of course so sad because

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Who would purposely cry on camera I?

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I would never do that

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I just have too much testosterone in my body that I would never allow myself to cry in front of an audience

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When there's a camera present

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Whenever I do have to cry, I make sure there's no cameras around me. Thank you very much

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I have never cried on camera, and I never will and that's why I laugh at this crying Markiplier meme. Thank you

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Oh

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Come on, that's too sad. So sad this meme

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This meme is so sad. I'm rating it so sad. It's gets a so sad rating

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Meme review. Next meme comes from other YouTuber Steven Crowder

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He has a series on youtube where he debates other people on controversial topics

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Here's one where he says male priviledge isa myth

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Change my mind. with this photo in mind that can so easily be altered beautiful memes came out of it

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Just beautiful memes. pee is stored in the balls. change my mind

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Your wife is trash change my mind. This meme will be forgotten in a week change my mind. Now, this is a great meme

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It's gonna transcend

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All other memes it's stronger than the Ugandan Knuckles meme. That's for sure traps are not gay change my mind

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Now this is some really controversial topics we're getting into now.

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Jar Jar Binks is a sith lord. Change my mind

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Your mom gay

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no u

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Yeah, this meme is definitely gonna be dead.

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*Laugh/Cough*

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But can you do this?

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Change my mind.

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For only $399.

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That's a-

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Meme. Review.

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Next one please.

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Oh!

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It would seem that we are done