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Hi, I'm Guillermo Arduino

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And this is Pew News

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Welcome to the channel, sorry about the screaming man.

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I hope you have a nice time reading my subtitles, you should find me in the comment section somewhere.

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Oh, look at that! The video is longer than 10 minutes this time!

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Welcome to Pew News!

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The most legitimate news source on the entire internet

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You might as well put this news iiiiiin

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the dictionary because it's SO. LEGIT.

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just spit 'da truth'

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On da 'Poo News'.

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The first story comes from.... 'Bloomberg' ... (???)

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A wOnDeRfUlLy wRiTtEn ArTiClE about displayed YouTube (the almighty) and as always

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in the most "accurate" way possibe!

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The title reads as follows: Success on YouTube

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still means a life of poverty. (yeah totally)

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"Wow! I'd best be clickin' on this!" I'm joking of course

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this is clickbait but nonono it's not, aight? (I don't even know anymore)

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A vlogger in the top 3 percent might

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get more than 1.4 million views a month (more than you, pewds?)

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Dayum!

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Das LOW! (O shit burrnnnnn)

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I think when I quit youtube to do full time

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Euhhhhhhhh I had about 17 million views a month

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But arguably, things are different now,,, there's-

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There's more ways to monetize your content,

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There's Patreon (get him that Lamborghini) there's donations, there's uhhhhhh

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sponsorships, there's... All these kinds of

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things that matter more these days than just

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your average-- how many views do you get per month.

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The article reads as follows:

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"Do your children dream of YouTube stardom? Do them a favour:

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CRUSH THAT AMBITION NOW."

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*giggle giggle* to be honest, I 100% agree.

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But also, at the same time,

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look at any other entertainment industry. What is really your

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top chances of breaking into that? Isn't it really

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a dream?? An unacheivable goal??? o.0

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It certainly was for when I started YouTube, I---it-----I

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It seemed impossible. (back to the article) "In fact,

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96.5% of all those trying to

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become YouTubers won't make enough money off of advertising

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to crack the U.S. poverty line,

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According to research by Mathias Bärtl,"

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What does the numbers mean?,,,

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J̶a̶s̶o̶n Bärtl... Mathias,

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Whatever your name is

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*cackling a cold, hard cackle as if he'd just roasted someone so hard they fucking burnt to death*

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You can't just take a percentage, and not tell us

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what numbers you took that from! (that's plagarism!)

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Did you take every single person that has a YouTube account?

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Because then, yes! 3% might seem small,

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But it's also massive! Did you pin it down to people that

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have actually uploaded ONE video on the platform or

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one per month, perhaps, or maybe one per year orrrrr

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How consistent do we have to be to be part of the study?

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Or maybe you didn't 'pin it down' at all

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and you just literally took every single person on

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the website, regardless of whether they upload videos or not

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We don't know! So the 3% ... I'm sorry,

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It doesn't matter! The study is useless!

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You've basically proven nothing. Unless you

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tell us where you got the numbers from!

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Despite YouTube lately being

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like a black hole ;) getting sucked in on

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itself lately... it is still

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one of the best, if not the best place to monetize your content

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When vine went down (RIP in piece) all the vine stars

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went to YouTube (ask the Cheese of Truth for more details)

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Or at least the ones that managed to get successful did.

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I'm talking about you, Piques... hehehe

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hELl nO !!1!!!11!!

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Viners went to youtube because

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YouTube is one of the best places to monetize your content

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You have people literally own social networks

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where they don't get any ad revenue,

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like Instagram (@tragic_triggers),,, you just exclude their income completely

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from having sponsorships.

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Bloomberg? *mmm pop*

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It is mentioned, I think, briefly somewhere I don't see it.

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They also calculate here they-tha-theee

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income of $1

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for every thousand views, which is pretty terrible even for

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my low revenue standards. (Haha yeah sure, Pewds.)

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Even I got a little shoutout in this video! Thank you, Buttsburg! tHaNk yOu!

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(back to article) Gaming YouTubers - such as 28-year-old

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Felix "Papa-Pewds" Kjelberg,

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who has 60 million subscribers - have a

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14 times better chance than traditional vloggers

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who often upload to the People &amp; Vlogs

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category on YouTube"

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That's right everybody, my channel is filled with gaming content!

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As proved here by Bloomberg!

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Check out my gaming videos guys I think you'll really enjoy them

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I think it's interesting how the media

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has presented this idea that YouTubers earn so much money

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Any time I'm discussing with the media, every single

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time I get the question, " Hey Felix, so how much

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money do you make?" and I always say

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"Well, that's none of your business, but it's a damn lot."

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I'm joking.

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I think it is an interesting conversation now,

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speaking about last episode

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when we discussed how Fiverr

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there's no real job guarantee and safety-net

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for working through these websites.

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Yes, YouTube is an amazing platform for you to monetize your content and create your own business,

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but it's not like a traditional job

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And it probably shouldn't even be looked at in that sense.

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Yes, you don't get healthcare

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Yes, you have to work insane hours and you make up your own time

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And uhh, yes you don't have any form of job safety and it's really all up to you.

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But it's also... a great oppourtunity.

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"And you were also involved in the YouTube demotisation wave

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after that 'poodeepie' cocksucker

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decided it was a good idea to use the n-word (O yeah that did happen...)

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Oh video game streams"

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Joe Rogan! Please, Joe, please!

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*another psychotic giggle, please get him to a mental asylum before he kills Brad and Brad #2*

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I may be a cocksucker, Joe. You got me there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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But I didn't create the adpocolypse

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This is a common misconception that happens all the time

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and I thought, why not take--

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take a moment now, and explain to everyone

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why I didn't create the adpocalypse.

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(In the 16th century, blasphemy was a worse crime than murder. Look it up.)

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I understand that it's easy to project your

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feelings of anger into ideas that

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are not consistent with reality.

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I'll take the punch. I get it. Whatever makes you feel better.

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Whatever makes you sleep at night.

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But I keep seeing it so let's discuss it.

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"DiSnEy sErVeRs TiEs WiTh yOuTuBe sTaR pEwDiEpIe aFtEr AnTi-SeMeTiC-"

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FUNNY VIDEOS!

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Just kidding.

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I lost a show, that I worked on that nearly killed me *snickers* (get some nuts)

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I've never been more depressed in my life while shooting that

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And I lost, uhh, 'Google Prefered' (TF is that) which I honestly had no idea I was even in to begin with

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So it wasn't like

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"Aww damn"

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If anything the whole situation sucked for everyone else around me that got dragged into this

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That weren't really highlighted.

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People associate this article to somehow creating the adpocalypse,

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or at least being part of the next stepping stone.

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When OHNONO, it's not true! Let's look at the facts here, guys.

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Only the facts on Poo News, thank you.

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It was the-- what was it?

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London Times? Back in 'March 17'

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posted:

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"YouTube hate preachers share screens with household names"

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And they have this video with a bunch of hate preach

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And it being displayed with advertising content

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This inevitably lead to Wall Street Journal dipping their toes into the issue as well,

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on March the 24th

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"Google's YouTube Has Continued Showing Brands' Ads With Racist and Other Objectional Videos"

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None of my videos were involved in any of these articles.

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This was about extremist content, ISIS videos,

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political hate preach, etc. etc.

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Right after, same day,

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"YouTube is facing a full-scale advertising boycott over hate speech"

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Companies like PepsiCo, Walmart, Dish, Starbucks, and GM pulled out their advertising, joining a group of dozens of companies.

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Starting with Europe, which then lead to America joining in as well with AT&amp;T and Verizon pulling ads as well

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This is what lead to a decrease of ads on YouTube for a brief period of time

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And at the same time YouTube had to create with a new system

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uh, to show advertisers that "yes, we are working on these issues to make sure that this doesn't happen again."

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Now, ads showing up on content that it shouldn't belong at isn't a new thing.

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It happens a lot of times, maybe ads show up on porn

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Or ads showing up just anywhere where the advertiser probably wouldn't be happy to see.

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(SPOILER:) Companies are companies!

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They're not moral beings.

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They pull out of this advertisement, not for the sake of being manipulated by the media, orr,,,

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Having some sort of bigger moral idea about it

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A lot of advertisers pulled out just so they could hurt Google in the process (Kinda like Brexit)

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You have companies like Verizon which is one of the biggest spenders on advertisement online

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which pulled out during this adpocalypse

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And Verizon owns Yahoo (it's so dead though)

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Of course these companies benefited from this move.

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They can basically negotiate for better, uhh, pricing as well.

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Along with TV networks

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using this as an opportunity to hopefully pull more

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ads back into TV which they have been losing out on for so long.

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"Publishers that are using this for their agenda, you know there's advertisers like AT&amp;T and Verizon,

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All the telecom guys that have pulled out

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You know, this is not just because 'oh, my ads got, you know,

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are on bad content,' these people want a piece of this business"

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-"Absolutely"

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-"So everybody, you know,

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has their motivation for going after Google on this, everyone wants the money"

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-"Everybody wants a piece of that Google Pie"

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It's pretty shortsighted to say that this whole thing happened because of some sort of moral cause,,,

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Even though, yes it was a bad thing.

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BUT!

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It's even more shortsighted to put the blame on me for it.

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Even though it might make you feel better.

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I honestly wouldn't mind taking the blame for it,

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I just don't think it is true..

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And you might say "Well maybe, Pewds, you were part of the puzzle, you know?"

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"It started off with you, and then all the media started criticising YouTube"

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And I think 'yes! But how the heck is that my fault?"

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Maybe if YouTube weren't so reactionary to all these issues,,,

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NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE EVEN HAPPENED!

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Or at least the effect would have been less...

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YouTube is taking over all media:

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"YouTube Tops 1 Billion Hours of Video a Day" (damn)

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YouTube is taking the ads away from TV,

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that TV dollar

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It's only a matter of time, really, at this point.

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But the real question is 'How is YouTube going to shape into what it becomes?' (3deep5you)

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In the previous article we talked about the Boogersburg thing

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They mention that it's even harder for smaller creators now because

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you have to have at least 4 thousand hours your videos

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Aaaand 1 thousand subscribers to get ads on your content.

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It might seem like a punch in the gut for small creators,

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but for everyone on the platform, it's a great thing

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so hopefully, this whole fiasco doesn't happen again.

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NOW ON THE NEXT NEWS!

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I have my own merch! Have you checked it out yet?

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Thank you..

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You can go to represent.com/pewdiepie to get one of the

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CAN YOU DO THIS??™ MERCH

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That's right, you want some dead memes on your  ̶f̶a̶c̶e̶ on your shirt?

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Of course you do!

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What else are you going to wear?

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In probably more exciting news, me and Marzia launched our own clothing brand

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which is not merch

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We wanted to do something of higher quality,,,

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we wanted to make it as ethical as possible,,,

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and well-designed.

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Aeuhhh, all the items are custom-fitted which is a much higher price than what people are used to in the merch

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We sold out our first line.

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And we couldn't be happier with all the responses, it's been amazing!

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You can still pre-order for the next 8 weeks,

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for it to arrive, you can,,,

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If you missed out, you can still order.

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So please still do, because it helps us out a lot and support our dream of making this clothing brand!

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(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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That was it for this week's Puke News!

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My name is Guillermo -----

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Fuck I forgot my name-

