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Pew News everybody 👏 👏

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Printers did an oopsie.

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Markiplier and SepticEye-r did an oopsie.

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AND PewDiePie did an oopsie.

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My name is Gloria Poppy and you're watching Pew News.

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[Pew News Theme Song]

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The most well-loved and fantasized news story.

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The Sub Gap difference is now less than 40k

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This could be the final day

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For the first time I'm scared.

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*laughing*
DO SOMETHING!

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Mr. Beast-sama please, tasukete.

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SUBSCRIBE.

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It's now or never boys. 💪

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...and girls.
*laughing*

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PRINTERS DID AN OOPSIE.

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*scoffs* 
Can you believe this?

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"Someone hacked printers worldwide, urging people to subscribe to PewDiePie"

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THANK YOU printers, VERY cool.

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See this is what I'm talking about, even printers are doing their part

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[laughing]

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Now, I saw this on Twitter and I actually thought it was fake

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I didn't really take it seriously, but.....

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The message shows, basically printed and told people to

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1. Unsubscribe from T-Series
2. Subscribe to PewDiePie

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"Share awareness, tell everyone you know. And Brofist."

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*laughing*

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"EXTRA POINTS"

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"Subscribe to Dolan Dark and grandayy"

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"Hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa, DELETE TIKTOK" *laughs*

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"Smile the world is a great place. Nevermind, it's 2018 and we're all gonna die."

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"PROTIP: Your printer is exposed to the internet, please fix that."

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"Greetings from a friendly Giraffe."

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So this was made by TheHackerGiraffe.

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The hacker said that he found over 800k vulnerable printers

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but decided to just target 50k of them

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with this message that was printed

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*laughing*

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I NEED THE 800K
*laughing

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And uh, yeah people on Twitter were uh saying that

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"Why are local printers being hacked for this?"

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"Why?" Are you serious, it says right there. Are you kidding me Madison?

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"So this just randomly printed on one of our work printers. I think PewDiePie has hacked our systems." *laughing*

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Yeah sure. I-- yeah that was me. I did it. Totally.

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This was getting more media attention than anything I've seen in uh recent memory

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revolving me, at least.

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It was featured a ton of different media websites.

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IGN, Wired. I love this one cause it says uh...

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"Printers were exploited for PewDiePie propoganda"

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*laughing*

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You know, Russians hacked the election but 9-year-olds hacked the printers.

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That's the one the history will remember.

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So obviously this raises awareness

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Because uh, a lot of people's printers are--could easily be exploited

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and actually cause damage, you know.

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The Giraffe said that he could have targeted more but decided not to

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and he also mentioned that: "I killed two birds with one stone"

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"raised awareness for this issue and helped PewDiePie get a slight edge."

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*laughs*
That's what I need. That's what I'm talking about.

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*laughing*

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All the support to keep me on top is so funny.

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I love it. Please keep it up.

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Just don't do anything illegal, OK?

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'Cause that will look bad on me. That's the only reason.
*laughs*

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I mean, it will look bad on PewDiePie, whoever that is.

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So, make sure your printer or other devices that are connected to your WiFi

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or internet in general, is uh not open and can make sure that nothing bad happens.

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That's right, everybody.

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TheHackerGiraffe also mentioned that there are several hundred thousand open Minecraft servers

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"Do I make a bot that joins and spams SUB TO PEWDIEPIE or is that too useless?"

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"It'll attract real 9-year-olds"

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COME ON. Desperate times calls for desperate measurements.

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PLEASE

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*pop*

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As always, passing the question onto, YOU guys:
What do you guys think?

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*pop*

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I'm just Poppy Harlow.

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NEXT 👏NEWS 👏

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Merch, that's right. MERCH. There's only 4 days left on this.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

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The HOTTEST merch in the game

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Buy that merch. Buy that merch.

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We have the very slick 70 million club sweater.

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Oh boy. Look. It looks like PewDiePie has legs.

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There's no way this can be real!

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The ever sexy: сука блять hoodie and others.

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сука lasagna!

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3 days left, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

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The Pew News merch, designed by PewDiePie.

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WOW. What a talent!

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Why is not more people buying this? It's so cool!

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But of course, you could always just buy a Pew News hat and support Pew News.

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Thank you very much. Namaste.

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Gloria Borger gets the bread, thank you very much.

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NEXT 👏NEWS 👏

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No, I mean *pop*

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Cloak, Marksceptic and Jackiplier did an oopsie.

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"Markiplier and JackSepticEye's CLOAK scam clothing company."

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"Cloak is a scam."

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"Cloak: Markiplier and JackSepticEye's overpriced clothing brand."

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Now let's have a look.

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Mark: This is Cloak, this is our clothing brand. This is YOUR clothing brand.

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*MGS ALERT noise*

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[Russian Anthem plays]
♪ Союз нерушимый республик ♪

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*laughing*

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Jack: Like Patagonia who are  more for people who wanna go outdoors.

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There's people like Lululemon who cater towards people who do yoga and things like that but...

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I don't really do any of those things. I'm not really that kind of person.

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And being someone who plays games all the time,

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I never really felt like there was a version of that for me until--

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Felix: So it's athletic wear for people who don't work out.
*laughs*

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Now, clothes for gaming make sense.

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At least from my perspective, I think gaming clothes usually are pretty cringy

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They don't really have the best rep, at least.

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But people say that they are abusing fans with this brand

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because uh the prices are just too high.

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Uh, fans are saying "These prices are too high for me. I'm poor oh my god I really want a hoodie."

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And the prices being uh, hoodie for $80, $85, and $65, and $35 for a T-shirt.

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Now, when me and Marzia launched our clothing brand  "Tsuki"[The best clothing brand]

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We got very similar criticism

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People were VERY upset at us for having over-priced clothing.

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But the thing is, we don't produce our clothes in China. We produce them in Canada.

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So it's ethical clothing and we really wanted that to be part of our brand with Tsuki.

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We don't produce T-shirts for $10 and then sell them for $45 or whatever.

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Uh, our profit margin is totally fair. It's totally reasonable.

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Although, we wish we could sell it cheaper

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Uh, I do sell my merch as I mentioned, "represent.com/pewdiepie"

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Which IS cheaper.

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But I seen a lot of people with Cloak especially saying that uh,

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"Why would I just pay that amount for a T-shirt. I can just go to Walmart and buy a T-shirt for like $5 or something like that."

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But it's like, THEN DO THAT.

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If you want to go to Walmart and buy shirts, just go right ahead.

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The thing is, those type of shirts usually won't last you very long

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I guess that's fine.

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There most likely produced in a country where you can't for certain

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say the workers are working in fair conditions, and it's ethically made

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It's very hard to tell is that's actually the case or not

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and a lot of times it isn't

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Fast fashion arguably has a bad effect on the environment.

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Most of all, it's not designer.

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If you don't want that, sure that's fine

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but you're not gonna get the same quality, you're not gonna get unique patterns, designs,

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or any style that really sets it apart

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And I see people criticising Cloak

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saying like, "oh yeah it's just a black T-shirt or whatever"

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"I can't even see the brand"

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But you know, you can tell there is small details, it's a minimal design

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and that's what sets it apart.

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I don't know, I think it's cool.

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I like minimal so for me I don't really have a problem with that

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Although, I think the problem is that with fans, especially younger fans

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I mean I share a lot of my audience with Jack and Mark

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but I do think they're probably slightly younger as well

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and uh younger people want more brand-heavy clothing

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That's just how it is.

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Uh, teenagers want to show their brand

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Uh, they want to show who they're associated with.

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Then they judge other people based on that as well.

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So it's much more important for younger audiences to have an actual brand

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And if you're gonna pay more, you want that to show at least.

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So people are saying that they're exploiting their fans

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for doing this kind of design with these prices

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When in reality, it seems like it's the opposite.

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I don't know. What do you think?

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Tsuki. Is. Selling. Out. Fast.

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MERCH. That's right. MERCH.

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This is not merch, that's the thing.

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"Why are they charging $80 for a merch?"

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IT'S NOT MERRRRRCH!
*laughs*

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I have merch!

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Oh, what's that?

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How is it possible that I'm in a night sky city?

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What? Guys, I have an announcement to make:

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This green screen is genius.

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I love this. It makes my life so much easier.

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The fact that I can just tuck this away

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Uh it's...I love it, ok?

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Usually green screens are very--

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you have to set them up and leave them in your room forever

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and it takes so long and so much effort to put them down

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With this, 2 seconds and you're good to go!

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And you can just move it around easily.

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NEXT 👏NEWS 👏

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It's December ok? I'm sorry.
*laughs*

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PewDiePie did an oopsie! That's right.

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"PewDiePie attacks Lilly Singh's YouTube vlog about her mental health."

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That's right. ATTACK. GET HER!

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So this was written by The Daily Dot

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I especially love this part that says:

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"It's not the first time he's criticized a female YouTuber or streamer."

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"He blasted Twitch star Alinity."

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The correct way to phrase this is, "It's the first time he criticized a female YouTuber."

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"He also criticized a female streamer."

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It's like they so desperately want it to seem like I'm attacking girls

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It's RIDICULOUS.

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These poor women that I'm constantly attacking!

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It's a bit of tangent, but isn't it kind of sexist to frame it like I'm attacking these girls for criticizing them?

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When I criticize men all the time?

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Like they can't face it themself or something?

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It's just overwhelmingly or something?

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I don't know. I don't know. Doesn't matter.
👏 👏

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Basically what happened was Lilly Singh uploaded a video

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where she said she was gonna go on a break

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and I criticized it saying like 
"Well you're not really taking a break"

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"Uh, if you focus on making a video about it."

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Anyway, let me phrase it a bit better in case I didn't last time.

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To be clear, I think it's great that Lilly decided to take a break

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The reason why I'm annoyed with it is that right now

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on YouTube the climate is very much like,

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Uh, YouTube is so hard for YouTubers

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and everyone is just so down

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And we've seen a ton of these types of articles coming out in the media

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So this message is becoming more and more reinforced

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Even when Marzia quit YouTube that was the message that was spread throughout certain media

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Even though that wasn't the reason at all

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that it was hard to be a YouTuber

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It was that she just didn't wanna do it anymore

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The reason why I criticized Lilly was because I made the same mistake

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I made a video where I said, "I'm going on a break."

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It was during one of the toughest times in my YouTube career

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And I was at a breaking point,

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I was so caught up into YouTube

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and in retrospect

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I wish that I had just taken time off,

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I wish I just taken a break maybe tweet about it and left it

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at that and

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then come back and explain myself.

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Because if you announce that you're taking a break

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as a Youtuber because you're burned out on Youtube

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or whatever the reason was.

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Then you're still putting Youtube first

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and that's not fixing the problem.

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Lilly says in the video that it's not clickbait

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"This is not clickbait"

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Which means she knows it's click-worthy

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She knows it's gonna get views

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She says that, she's not tryna get on trending

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"I'm not tryna get on the trending page"

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Which means that she knows it possibly would get on trending.

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Obviously, I don't know her but the way she talks about it

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and from a Youtuber's perspective as well

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I kinda understand the mentality that go into it

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she also talked about upcoming merch,

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for example

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"I do alot of social good work, I love focusing on girl love, I have merch coming out."

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And talking about her fear of audience abandoning her

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and that she really wants them to be there when she comes back

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"It's because there's a fear, there's a fear that your audience will abandon you

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and that people will forget all about you

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and then you won't be able to get back once you return."

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But she also says that she wants her mental health to come first.

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"Why do I want to take a break, there's many reasons:

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First and foremost my mental health."

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Based on what I hear in this video, I just don't think she's doing that.

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And seeing how this video gets pulled in the media and gets talked about in the media

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I'm worried that more people is just gonna do the same thing,

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and fall in the same trap.

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If she really wants to feel better I wish her the best and

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and er I want her to get there. I just don't think,

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she can if she's still putting YouTube first,

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and that's speaking from my own experience.

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It's like expecting to solve your

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addiction by doing more of it.

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You're rewarded for constantly uploading on YouTube

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as often and frequently as possible

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Obviously, people are gonna get BURNED out

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at some point, and if you don't, and if you stop, and if you don't upload.

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You know someone else is gonna

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take that spot for you

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and fill that spot for you,

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and I think that's why there's a lot of fear of taking a break.

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The irony, or the paradox almost,

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is that if you don't take a break,

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and you always just do YouTube.

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Then you're probably not

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an interesting person, you probably don't

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have that much interesting things to say.

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Because if you're just uploading YouTube where else do you get your ideas

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actually be worth peoples' time.

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People just don't sit on an endless amount of

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entertainment capacity

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that's just not reasonable

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It's like you're damned if you do it and you're damned if you don't

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this is very long tangent *laughs*

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DO SOMETHING!!!(MR Beast)

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Maybe a couple more days, That would actually be great.

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