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Co tam ludzie, to ja

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Pewdiepie!

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Witam w kolejnym filmie

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LWIAY~!

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LWIAY, ludzie, LWIAY!

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*to jest depresja*

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czołówencja

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Fajnie, po prostu przejdźmy do tematu

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Po prostu przejdźmy.

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Po pierwsze:

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Subujcie. Dalej.

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do jasnej cholery!

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*pieniądze leczą depresję*

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Nie mówiłem tego wcześniej?

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Nie mówilem wam?

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Jest sprawa-- nie wiem, czy wiedzieliście

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Jest pewna sprawa, pojedynek między mną a T-Series

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Ten indyjski kanał przejmuje prowadzenie, szaleństwo

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W sensie, skąd one przychodzą?

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Znikąd!

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Musimy dobić do setki.

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Musimy zdobyć 100 milionów,

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a potem na nie zdabować.

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W ten sposób będziemy wiedzieć, że wygraliśmy

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subujcie dalej albo pożałujecie

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Zrecenzujmy LWIAY z tego tygodnia

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ulubionego programu Youtube'a

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otóż to

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Cholera, ten fanart jest absolutnie...

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niesamowity. Jezu chryste

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Mamy tutaj Elona-Chan

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niosącego martwego Felixa-san

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To jest najbardziej niesamowity

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Cholera, co to jest

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imię artysty

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Wykonałeś swoją robotę!

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Chcę to wydrukować, jest wyrąbiste

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''Jakość kamery niczym 77-latka z 137 subskrypcjami''

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''Jakość kamery najsławniejszego i najbogatszego Youtubera''

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Dobra

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Zdradzę wam sekret.

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To nie ja

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niszczę jakość kamery.

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To moi edytorzy

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Pewnie teraz moi edytorze tak siedzą, Brad lub Sive,

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mówią ''oooo nie nie nie'' ale spójrzcie na to

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Widzicie tę wysoką jakość kamery?

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Tę, której potrzebuję?

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Nie widać, prawda?

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Może widzieliście przez pierwsze sekundy

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Nie żartuję, mam--- (śmiech)

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Wiem, że wyglądam na kłamcę

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ale mam tę wysokojakościową kamerę

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Ale za każdym razem gdy widzę nagranie,

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wygląda jak ściek!

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Witam wszystkich, to ja

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Aloona Larianova

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Naprawdę nie mam pojęcia jakim cudem udaje mu się

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osiągać tak niską jakość nagrań

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Kiedy na to spoglądam. Tu macie informacje

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na temat jakości jego filmów.

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To film MPEG

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Nie ma tu nic,

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co byłoby źle.

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To tylko 1.49 gigabajtów

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Dla...

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25 minut filmu.

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Ja nagrywam kamerką internetową

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W jakości 720p

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Przez OBS

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To ten sam proces, którego on używa

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a moja jakość wygląda tak,

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a jego wygląda tak, więc to nie moja wina

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ani Sive'a.

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Nie wiem, jak on to robi.

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Po pięciu latach przestałem się zastanawiać

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Co on tutaj robi.

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Po prostu biorę nagranie i robię to, co mi zlecił

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i edytuję je jakoś

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dzięki, pa

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Powinniśmy zasubskrybować Marzię

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