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everyone did an oopsie

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*pew news intro*

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my name is GlooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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o o o o o o oo

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*O I N T E N S I F I E S*

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-ria Borger

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and you're watching the most respectable news site outlet of all time

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that is not our personal bias, that is just

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Straight up

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F A C T S

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Now some news for-

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*dramatic close up*

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A lesser media outlet

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Buzzfeed, everyone

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H A

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patheticc-

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Buzzfeed prints a one-off magazine!

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♥ w o  o w ♥

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That's incredible!
Wow how innovative! (Truly innovative)

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Going back to print, what a great idea! (Captions agree)

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And put-

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M O M O

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on the cover.

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This is phenomenal work, Buzzfeed

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Good job Buzzfeed you really did-
you really outdone yourself this time Buzzfeed

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Can I sound a little bit more condescending?

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So this was on my Twitter news feed for some reason

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Twitter decided "hey you wanna know about this?"

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BUZZFEED EVERYONE

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Its a-
And I love all the responses to this basically

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*N O  O N E  C A R E S*

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(noonecares.mp4)

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Good call moving to print! Booming industry!

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So you're telling me that the creative director said:

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"When history looks back at Buzzfeed's #1 issue,

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we want the iconic MOMO to be on the cover..?"

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Well well well, to bad there wont be any history for Buzzfeed

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I know, this is so sad

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Last month it was reported that as many as 2100 people have lost their jobs in the past two weeks

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Buzzfeed having a cut of 15% of their staff
This is SO. SAD. ok

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I'm not giving my opinion, but I'm literally shaking and crying right now

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Buzzfeed, who hires such amazing people like Joe Bernstein-

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Oh, god no!

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NOOOOOOOOOOO-

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*smac*

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*SmAc*

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*S M A C*

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Oh and not vice too, Vice!

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Laying off 10% of their workforce?

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Vice, that does such incredible journalism..

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This is a huge blow for journalism...

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How are we possibly going to survive?

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Now, obviously people losing their jobs is not to be celebrated

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but...

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*dramatic closeup 2 incoming*

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B U T

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Kinda hard to feel bad for companies, that are running these smear campaigns

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Not just against me, but other people as well.

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Are you suppos-
How long do they keep thinking they can do this kind of stuff without getting away with it?

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Obviously there are many factors involved

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But I find it ironic and funny how Buzzfeed two years ago after the wall street journal scandal,

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uh, posted about my-my downfall

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Writing: His downfall feels anti-capitalist, it feels nonconformist, it makes us feel all the things we love to feel to prove we're better than

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Well

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WELL

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W E L L

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what a downfall indeed

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Have fun, Buzzfeed

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I'll be laughing all the way

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N E X T
(clap)
N E W S

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Next news comes from Captain Marvel, that's right

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y'all know I would talk about this.

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the reason why I haven't done a few news in a while is

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I haven't been too invested in what's happening

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and it's been kind of nice to be honest

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but this is one of those news that

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uH-

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you just can't- You can't escape

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it's been literally everywhere, recommended in all the feeds

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Rotten Tomatoes explains why it removed thousands of audience reviews on Captain Marvel's opening day

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WELL

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I don't even have to research this

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DISNEY PAID THEM!!

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that is not fact. that is just pure speculation

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but it also

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most importantly

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is my opinion (which she's not supposed to have)

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Basically, if you don't know what happened here

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the Captain Marvel audience score review

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on Rotten Tomatoes  was at 33%

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and then a lot of reviews just disappeared and got deleted

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some people were estimating over 50,000

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and now it's sitting at 55% like ratio.

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Now, however still enjoys Marvel films

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you know

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that's up to you, but

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a lot of people define this as 'trolls', you know

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this is trolls and therefore, we have every right .

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remove the review

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if you're a troll then your opinion doesn't count, basically

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ah, yes! Trolls! That's a good excuse to remove freedom of speech!

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iF yOu'Re A tRoLl,

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ThEn YoU'rE nOt AlLoWeD tO vOiCe YoUr OpInIoN!

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mm-mm-mmh!

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This s**t annoys me so much because it reminds me

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of the goddamn Amy Schumer thing

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I don't know if you remember her Netflix special

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which was one of the worst things I've ever watched

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and I watched that with an open mind

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5% liked this film according to Google users

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After the bad reviews came out

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on Netflix from the Amy Schumer special

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they removed the 5 star rating system

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which now makes it impossible to find something

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that you actually like on Netflix.

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I've just given up tryna find stuff on there

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Rotten Tomatoes said that it was a bug

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🐛A BUG 🐛

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that removed 10,000 audience reviews

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Okay, Rotten Tomatoes, sure. Sure.

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Are we expected to believe this?

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Now, you might ask yourself, why?

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Why was it getting bad reviews in the beginning?

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Well, some people obviously liked the film

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Some people described it as bland

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and not that interesting and I mean

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considering how many Marvel films they've done at this

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point, it's probably kinda hard

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to innovate. Personally

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I think a lot of people disliked this film

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becuase of the main charac- the main

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actress, Brie Larson

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who is probably one of the most unlikeable lead

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female characters I've seen in a long

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time. I mean , just-

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and one more question. Um, what does it

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mean to be a woman in film?

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..........

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it means it's really hard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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........ and if you're a woman of colour,

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then it's really, really hard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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God, everyone just wants to be a victim, don't they?

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Imagine being the lead- the lead of a...

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multi million- what is it? Like

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500 million- what was the budget

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for this- IT DOESN'T MATTER

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and then say it's really hard (giggles)

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Imagine being attractive

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being paid millions and then

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going 'iT's So HaRd'. Like,

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Jesus Christ. Imaging being

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the figure of female

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er- strong character and going

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'it's really HARD' ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) JESUS CHRIST

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What's ironic about this whole situation

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about reviews getting removed is that

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Lee Brar..er.. Larson herself

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in the past expressed that

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she doesnt like the way the

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system of reviews is done because

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a movie that she

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like- what was it? A Tangle In Time

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or something? What's it called?

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A Wrinkle In Time ! ...got bad

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reviews. Her response to that was basically

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'well, it wasn't made for you'

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67% of white men

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are making these reviews

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That's why it got bad reviews

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because it wasn't made for white men, okay?

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They've released findings

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*SCHNIFF*

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...that 67% of the top

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critics reviewing the

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100 highest grossing movies

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in 2017

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were white males.

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Less than a quarter were white women

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and less than 10% were

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unrepresented men

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only 2.5% of

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those top critics were women of colour.

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It's important to know

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the fact here that Brie Larson

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doesn't hate white men
- and I'm also saying

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I don't hate white dudes! I'm just sayin

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I'm not suppOSED TO GIVE MY OPINION

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but I'm just saying...hehehe

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Am I saying that I hate white dudes?

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No... I'm not.

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Let me try and unwrinkle this

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she... hates white dudes or-I...

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I--er-- I just- eh

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I don't understand

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and for the 3rd time, I don't hate white dudes!

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Whether you agree with her or not, I think

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her politics is what muddled

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people's opinion

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about her, at least and I think that's fair.

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you know, not everyone wants politics

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in everything and that-see... it's getting

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kind of annoying at this point.

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I think what annoys me most out of all this

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is the strawmanning of

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'if you didn't like this

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film, then that means you're a troll.'

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or that you don't like seeing strong

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female characters or yada, yada, yada

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it's the same thing every time.

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I stumbled upon this footage, for example

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There are people who get very bent out of shape

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about the fact that she's a woman

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...that Brie's a woman and wants

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to see women moving into an equal

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place in humanity to men.

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sad. must be sad to be that

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kind of dinosaur wandering toward

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the tar pits.

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AHHHHH

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YES!

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THAT'S why Alita: Battle Angel was getting so much

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hate as well! That's when people are bent out of

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shape over that movie getting released

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or Wonder Woman

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or literally hundred of female

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main character films

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No one cares. No one is making this arguement

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that people don't want

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equality or seeing strong female characters

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or whatever it was he said

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and wants to see women moving into an equal

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place in humanity to men

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or that women can move an equal place

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aside the men.

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NO ONE IS SAYING THAT

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NO ONE

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Maybe, like, a very small percentage

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but of course anyone that- that

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disliked this film

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you just dont want to see women moving into

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the same place

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You know what? People dont realise

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how hard it is being a female news anchor

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but you dont see me complaining about it

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Now for a 100 times more imoportant news

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Dog showed up for storytime at

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library but nobody came to read to him

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Awwhawwahw

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Unfortunately, nobody signed up

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to read to Sting at the

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White Bear Lake library

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I'm shaking and crying

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What? Felix, this news was posted

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a year ago, why are you talking about this now?

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it is 👏 still👏 relevant 👏  goddamnit

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Uh, Forbs attacks Pewdiepie.
That's right!

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They wrote this article saying:
"It's time to unsubscribe from Pewdiepie Vs. T-Series."

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oKaY

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ALrigHt

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They're basically saying: 
"Both channels have been irresponsible, prioritizing the attention growth of their channels

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instead of helping to create a wHOLesoMe YOUtubE cOMmuniTy"

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OWww...

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Forbes just care about creating a WHOLESOME YOUTUBE COMMUNITY?

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support the creators

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The community is what got involved with this.

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I didn't even start this whole thing...

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*laughs*

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It's the community that keeps it alive.

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And they've done so many incredible things that I'm so proud of.

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And the reason why they're bringing this up is because uhh...

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A few days ago, it came up that

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someone defaced a World War II memorial,

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uhh, by writing "Subscribe to Pewdiepie"

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This has been covered in so many different places

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and obviously, it's jus- uhh,

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it's disgusting

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You know, I don't think I've done anything to...

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...condone this sort of behavior.

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Uhh, but of course Forbes... 
...right-  right after

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that, I've said: "A good meme for a good cause"

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And that's sort of implying that, uhh-

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They even wrote it straight out:

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The creator hasn't made any efforts to temper the extremes of his fan base

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What am I gonna do?

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*Confuzzled*

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Like, first of all, that's just not true

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I already said in... many times

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that, don't do anything (il)legal because that would obviously look bad on me

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but doing this sort of hack- print hacks

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*uH-*

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people doing protests, people being- holding up signs

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all these things are amazing and really fun to follow and i think it's really cool

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no, i don't think i've done anything to condone this sort of behavior

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obviously it's disgusting, obviously i don't condone it whatsoever

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i don't know why anyone got in their mind to do this

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it's just stupid

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most likely it's just a kid

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it looks like they just grabbed a stone to scribe it in and the mix of large and small letters kind of signifies that as well

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uh it looks like it's many different kids

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it looks like you could probably remove that pretty easily at least which im really glad 'cuz uh...

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i would hate for that to be there

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if anyone knows if it has been removed please let me know, it's just terrible, honestly

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don't do this, i don't know i- i- it's like i'm expected to say don't do this

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obviously don't do this, do i rea-  i shouldn't have to say it even

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but of course, forbes has to go out of their way to *poof*

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that's it for pew news, hope you guys enjoyed this episode

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smash like, check out the merch

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and i'll see you guys next time

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gloria borger out

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*borga borga boo*

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*borga borga bye*

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Tuber Simulator is now so relevant

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That it's got a brand new minigame

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Craniac

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Drop the crane and get fresh items only available

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in the washing machine-like game

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And you say there's more?

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Of course there is!

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New knowledge perks

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new quests

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and new pixelings

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and legs *legs intensify*

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guys ....... legs

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*ad for relevant game continues*