WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:05.780 [Superman singing passionately Versace on the Floor] 00:00:05.780 --> 00:00:08.900 Wow Superman, you have the voice of an angel. 00:00:09.620 --> 00:00:10.760 Oh my gah.. 00:00:11.220 --> 00:00:12.680 Lemme touch you, my god... 00:00:12.780 --> 00:00:13.780 [ Superman, in a deep voice]: I'M BATMAN. 00:00:14.060 --> 00:00:15.380 OHHHHH I knew it! 00:00:15.660 --> 00:00:17.420 I knew it, I knew you were Batman. 00:00:17.880 --> 00:00:21.800 [ Superman continues singing in a high pitched tone ] 00:00:22.140 --> 00:00:25.400 Hey, you're not Batman, I'm Batman! 00:00:25.660 --> 00:00:27.040 I'm Batman! 00:00:27.040 --> 00:00:28.260 [ SM in a deep tone ]: No, I'm fucking Batman. 00:00:28.520 --> 00:00:30.000 No, I'm fucking Bat- 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:30.500 [ SM in a deep tone ]: I'll fuck you up. 00:00:30.580 --> 00:00:32.300 No, I'll fuck you up. I'm Batman! 00:00:32.380 --> 00:00:32.880 [ SM ]: I'm Batman. 00:00:33.160 --> 00:00:33.920 I'M B A T M A N 00:00:34.860 --> 00:00:36.160 He just left. 00:00:40.900 --> 00:00:46.040 Hey. Hey, you. Take me to your leader. I could kick the shit outta you, alright? 00:00:46.580 --> 00:00:47.400 D'you wanna die? 00:00:48.460 --> 00:00:49.580 Stay outta this. 00:00:49.580 --> 00:00:52.260 No, but you have to learn the way on your own! 00:00:52.460 --> 00:00:55.480 Alright so I have a- ooh... How 'bout this- 00:00:55.580 --> 00:00:58.800 I'll just go to Worlds, and I just search... 00:00:58.960 --> 00:01:00.500 Knuckle... 00:01:02.740 --> 00:01:04.880 Hey, hey, hey! Put that away. 00:01:05.020 --> 00:01:06.700 [ Knuckles ]: That will not teach you the way. 00:01:06.820 --> 00:01:09.060 That will not teach me the way? Okay 00:01:09.060 --> 00:01:10.420 [ Knuckles ]: That will not teach you the way. 00:01:10.420 --> 00:01:12.880 You cannot teach me the way, though, that's great. 00:01:12.880 --> 00:01:14.820 [ Other guy ]: I can show you, I can show you. 00:01:14.820 --> 00:01:16.480 Okay open the portal for me, please. 00:01:16.480 --> 00:01:18.060 [ Other guy ]: Why d'you sound like PewDiePie? 00:01:18.060 --> 00:01:20.700 You sound like a lot of- full of shit, alright. 00:01:22.160 --> 00:01:24.080 Oh, shit, he did actually open a portal. 00:01:24.080 --> 00:01:25.880 Maybe I need to search for Uganda. 00:01:28.480 --> 00:01:32.220 There it is, Uganda has four hundred people in it! 00:01:32.860 --> 00:01:39.860 You fucking kidding me? They need to fix this fucking menu. It's awful. Oh, wow. It's- I found the Knuckles everybody 00:01:40.480 --> 00:01:45.360 The skin of the- What happened? The fuck happened? Wow what a great place. 00:01:47.300 --> 00:01:52.080 Skin of the devil... Hey- [ laughs ] 00:01:53.700 --> 00:01:56.300 Hello fellow Ugandans! 00:01:56.580 --> 00:02:01.020 [ tongue clicking noises from other players ] 00:02:01.020 --> 00:02:02.680 Great communicating with you! 00:02:02.820 --> 00:02:05.620 [ clicking tongue ] 00:02:05.720 --> 00:02:09.660 [ Knuckles ]: Do you know the way? Are you da queen? 00:02:09.660 --> 00:02:13.480 [ loud sniffing ] 00:02:13.480 --> 00:02:15.520 [ Knuckles ]: You smell like Ebola. 00:02:15.960 --> 00:02:18.300 [ laughing ] 00:02:18.400 --> 00:02:19.660 [ more sniffing ] 00:02:20.100 --> 00:02:21.820 [ Knuckles ]: You do not know the way! 00:02:21.880 --> 00:02:23.880 [ Queen ]: I know the way! 00:02:23.880 --> 00:02:24.980 She filthy! 00:02:24.980 --> 00:02:26.980 [ Knuckles ]: Queen, where is the commander? 00:02:26.980 --> 00:02:28.040 Filth! 00:02:28.040 --> 00:02:29.660 [ Knuckles ]: Where is the commander, Queen?? 00:02:29.660 --> 00:02:32.140 [ even more sniffing ] 00:02:32.140 --> 00:02:36.660 [ Knuckles ]: Smells like Ebola. This is good! This is good quality of Ebola. 00:02:36.660 --> 00:02:38.640 [ quietly ] No, you can't do this! [ laughs ] 00:02:38.640 --> 00:02:39.540 [ Knuckles ]: This is Uganda. 00:02:39.540 --> 00:02:40.660 [ Queen ]: Can you do this?! 00:02:40.660 --> 00:02:41.480 AYYY HEY HEY 00:02:42.400 --> 00:02:43.480 She's the Queen!!! 00:02:43.540 --> 00:02:45.220 [ laughter and chatter ] 00:02:45.220 --> 00:02:48.380 [ Queen ]: Can you- can you- oh, wait, wait, wait... 00:02:48.440 --> 00:02:50.160 [ Queen ]: Can you do THIS! 00:02:52.300 --> 00:02:54.300 [ Knuckles ]: Why you- Why you do not- 00:02:54.300 --> 00:02:57.060 Why you do this, eh?! Why you do this! [ laughs ] 00:02:57.060 --> 00:03:00.160 [ clicking tongue ] [ laughing ] 00:03:00.160 --> 00:03:03.480 [ all loudly clicking tongues ] 00:03:03.480 --> 00:03:13.140 [ loud and violent sniffing ] 00:03:13.140 --> 00:03:14.700 [ Knuckles ]: Stop! Stop. 00:03:14.820 --> 00:03:16.060 [ sniffing ] 00:03:16.060 --> 00:03:19.220 Huh? Can you do this? [ slurping noise ] 00:03:20.940 --> 00:03:22.260 Show us the way! 00:03:22.260 --> 00:03:24.260 [ Knuckles, distantly ]: Let's go to the volcano. 00:03:24.520 --> 00:03:25.500 Okay, well- 00:03:25.520 --> 00:03:27.660 [ Knuckles ]: You have to go to the volcano. 00:03:27.660 --> 00:03:31.140 [ chatter ] 00:03:31.140 --> 00:03:32.460 [ quiet laughter ] 00:03:38.420 --> 00:03:40.100 [ Knuckles ]: This is the way. Follow me. 00:03:40.120 --> 00:03:46.900 [ clicking tongue ] 00:03:47.120 --> 00:03:49.240 Wait up, please! You guys are too fast! 00:03:50.520 --> 00:03:52.560 [ Knuckles ]: This is the way to the Devil(?) 00:03:52.820 --> 00:03:55.120 [ other player, quietly ]: This is the way of the Devil. 00:03:55.120 --> 00:03:57.160 Oh my God, that's the way of the Devil, guys. 00:03:57.760 --> 00:03:58.900 I can't believe it. 00:04:01.260 --> 00:04:05.740 [ Knuckles ]: Oh my God, why are- why are Pewds here? Get the fuck out, Pewds! 00:04:05.740 --> 00:04:09.060 No, please! It's- I'm Knuckles! [ clicks tongue ] 00:04:09.280 --> 00:04:11.240 I'm from- I'm born and raised- 00:04:11.280 --> 00:04:12.880 [ Knuckles ]: Okay Pewds, you are Knuckles! 00:04:12.880 --> 00:04:13.820 [ Queen ]: You are Knuckles! 00:04:13.820 --> 00:04:15.280 [ laughs ] That's right! 00:04:15.560 --> 00:04:19.180 Born and raised from Uganda, 2017. 00:04:19.640 --> 00:04:20.760 [ Knuckles ]: Ohh.. 00:04:21.900 --> 00:04:26.060 [ Knuckles ]: 2017? But, we are in 2018 in Uganda! 00:04:26.060 --> 00:04:29.200 I was b- Aw, you're right, shit. Shit, they discovered me. 00:04:29.200 --> 00:04:34.800 [ intense music ] Shit, run... run... run... 00:04:35.060 --> 00:04:38.660 Oh, look! Hey, where is everyone? 00:04:38.660 --> 00:04:41.740 [ Queen, out of tune ]: Na na na na... la da da da da da da! 00:04:41.740 --> 00:04:43.740 [ Knuckles ]: Where is- Where is the brothers? 00:04:44.080 --> 00:04:47.300 [ Knuckles ]: Wh- Where is the Queen, the commander, and the high priest? 00:04:47.300 --> 00:04:49.360 [ Knuckles ]: Now we have to find the commander. 00:04:49.360 --> 00:04:53.260 And the high priest! It says there's 400 people on this island, where is everyone? 00:04:53.460 --> 00:04:55.000 [ Knuckles ]: I dunno. I do not know! 00:04:55.000 --> 00:04:55.620 Queen! 00:04:55.620 --> 00:04:57.220 [ Knuckles ]: They die in the volcano. 00:04:57.320 --> 00:04:58.160 SHOW US! 00:04:59.700 --> 00:05:02.400 [ Knuckles ]: Can I- Can I show you the (???) 00:05:02.780 --> 00:05:03.460 Yes. 00:05:05.180 --> 00:05:08.980 Show us the way. [ clicking tongue ] 00:05:08.980 --> 00:05:10.360 [ Knuckles ]: The blue Knuckles is here. 00:05:10.360 --> 00:05:13.520 Oh my God, but that's not Knuckles, that's Sonic! 00:05:13.520 --> 00:05:16.500 [ Knuckles]: That's- that's- the BLUE! 00:05:16.500 --> 00:05:18.500 [ Knuckles ]: This is Maui!(?) 00:05:18.500 --> 00:05:20.960 No that- [laughs] that's Sonic! 00:05:22.580 --> 00:05:25.600 [ Knuckles ]: No it's- it's not Sonic! 00:05:25.680 --> 00:05:28.980 Alright. Skin of the Devil it is! 00:05:28.980 --> 00:05:31.220 [ Knuckles ]: [sniffs] It smell like Ebola. 00:05:31.220 --> 00:05:32.700 [ sniffs loudly ] 00:05:32.720 --> 00:05:34.120 [ Knuckles ]: Ohh.. I like Ebola! 00:05:34.120 --> 00:05:34.620 Me too. 00:05:34.620 --> 00:05:35.600 [ Knuckles ] Ebola is good for you! 00:05:35.600 --> 00:05:38.620 [ sniffing and exhaling loudly ] 00:05:38.620 --> 00:05:39.600 [ Knuckles ]: Ah, yes... 00:05:39.600 --> 00:05:43.400 [ continues ] 00:05:43.460 --> 00:05:44.480 Oh yeah... 00:05:44.920 --> 00:05:46.180 That was getting a little weird. 00:05:46.180 --> 00:05:50.640 What happened to this game, man? Where did it go wrong? How is this a thing? 00:05:50.640 --> 00:05:53.760 [ other player ] ...they be sayin' shit, I don't know, I don't wanna hear none o' your problems! 00:05:53.760 --> 00:05:56.520 [ same player ]: Just go! Get the fuck out my way, get the fuck out my head 00:05:56.520 --> 00:06:00.749 [ now rapping ] I don't care if any o' you bitches drop dead, because my grind is my own damn shit. 00:06:00.749 --> 00:06:02.749 [ still rapping ] Imma pass the mic 'cause I just gotta quit. 00:06:02.749 --> 00:06:04.360 [ different player ] Swap, swap! 00:06:04.360 --> 00:06:05.460 [ distantly ] Ohh, god damn! 00:06:05.460 --> 00:06:07.180 SKRATT! SKRRRAATT! 00:06:07.180 --> 00:06:08.400 [ different player ] Those are some good bars, bro. 00:06:08.400 --> 00:06:09.320 SKRRRAATT! 00:06:09.320 --> 00:06:10.620 [ chatter ] 00:06:10.620 --> 00:06:11.660 [ player ] Skrrr!! 00:06:11.860 --> 00:06:13.060 Skrrrap!! 00:06:13.060 --> 00:06:19.000 [ more overlapping chatter ] 00:06:19.000 --> 00:06:22.220 [ rap music begins ] Uganda got that MMA flow, ay, here we go 00:06:22.380 --> 00:06:31.140 [ rapping continues ] 00:06:31.220 --> 00:06:38.720 Hello everyone, it's me, your queen! Amy Winehouse! I have finally come! I am the queen. 00:06:38.720 --> 00:06:39.900 [ Knuckles ]: You are not the queen. 00:06:39.900 --> 00:06:41.740 Yes, I am, shut up! 00:06:41.740 --> 00:06:43.160 [ Knuckles ]: No, you are not the queen. 00:06:43.180 --> 00:06:45.640 I will beat the shit out of you, alright? 00:06:45.640 --> 00:06:46.240 [ overlapping ] You are not the queen! 00:06:46.240 --> 00:06:47.180 I AM THE QUEEN 00:06:47.180 --> 00:06:49.180 NO, I AM! I'm Amy Winehouse!! 00:06:49.180 --> 00:06:49.960 [ overlapping ] You are NOT the queen! 00:06:49.960 --> 00:06:51.040 Hey, listen! 00:06:51.080 --> 00:06:51.820 [ continuing ] You are not the queen! 00:06:51.900 --> 00:06:54.880 I will beat the shit out of- Huh? Yeah? Come here, come here! 00:06:54.880 --> 00:06:56.880 [ Knuckles ]: ...I will see if it's different. Lemme check. 00:06:56.880 --> 00:06:57.400 [ loud chatter ] 00:06:57.400 --> 00:07:01.100 Huh? Hey! WHAT? [ incomprehensible ] 00:07:01.100 --> 00:07:03.100 WHAT YOU DOING IN THERE?? NO! 00:07:03.100 --> 00:07:05.920 I am Amy Winehouse! [laughs] Please! 00:07:05.920 --> 00:07:07.920 [ garbled voices ] 00:07:08.440 --> 00:07:10.500 Stop spitting on meeee! 00:07:11.540 --> 00:07:16.380 Hello everyone, it's your queen. I have finally returned, as the prophecy foretold. 00:07:19.000 --> 00:07:22.400 That's right, I am Amy Winehouse the Queen of Knuckles. 00:07:26.240 --> 00:07:27.740 You are welcome. 00:07:27.740 --> 00:07:29.940 [ Backstreet Boy's "Everybody"playing ] 00:07:29.940 --> 00:07:31.480 Oh, wow. 00:07:36.520 --> 00:07:38.900 EVERYBOOOOODY YEAH 00:07:39.080 --> 00:07:42.000 ROCK YO BODY NOW 00:07:42.980 --> 00:07:46.680 Back street back- [song changes] god damnit! 00:07:46.680 --> 00:07:48.680 [ music ] Backstreet's back~ 00:07:48.680 --> 00:07:49.960 ALRIGHT! 00:07:58.020 --> 00:08:01.340 Well that's the most annoying fuckin' place I've ever been to.. 00:08:01.340 --> 00:08:04.860 That was definitely worth the half hour loading to get a copyright strike. [laughs] 00:08:04.860 --> 00:08:05.920 [ banging noise ] Ow. 00:08:05.920 --> 00:08:07.740 Do you know.. the way? 00:08:07.740 --> 00:08:08.960 [ other player ] Anybody else lagging? 00:08:09.060 --> 00:08:11.280 It's lagging like craaazy! 00:08:11.280 --> 00:08:13.280 This game is so popular! 00:08:13.280 --> 00:08:15.280 AYY AH SKAA DAAHH [laughing] 00:08:18.980 --> 00:08:22.340 Are you my father? ...Please accept me. 00:08:22.340 --> 00:08:24.640 Did someone touch my spaghet?! 00:08:24.640 --> 00:08:28.740 [ other player, slow and dramatically ]: Ohh noo did someone touch my spaghet..? 00:08:28.740 --> 00:08:30.740 [ different player, with Russian accent ]: WHERE IS ZE RUSSIA, MOTHERFUCKER 00:08:31.040 --> 00:08:33.040 No, no, no. Brother. Uganda! 00:08:33.040 --> 00:08:36.100 It's Uganda, we're straight in the jungle, look around! 00:08:36.100 --> 00:08:37.640 [ same player ]: Do you know ze way to Russia? 00:08:37.640 --> 00:08:39.740 Follow me, fellow gentleman! 00:08:39.740 --> 00:08:41.720 [ same player ] Okay, lez go, lez go.. 00:08:41.720 --> 00:08:45.300 Let's go.. Let's go to my- Moscow, everybody! 00:08:45.300 --> 00:08:47.300 Follow me. 00:08:47.300 --> 00:08:53.020 [ clicking tongue loudly ] 00:08:53.020 --> 00:08:55.860 Ah, shit. I'm- I'm sorry, I got lost. 00:08:55.860 --> 00:08:59.100 [ bass boosted & garbled from another player ]: HOW'S GOIN BROS MAH NAMES PEEEWDIEPIE 00:08:59.100 --> 00:09:00.440 Oh, my god. [ laughs ] 00:09:00.440 --> 00:09:03.700 [ same player ]: Look bruh I ain't tryna throw no shade, I'm just tryna help you, dude. 00:09:03.700 --> 00:09:06.540 [ different player ]: Bro, I miss the old PewDiePie, bro! I miss the old PewDiePie.. 00:09:06.540 --> 00:09:10.920 Yeah, yeah, me too, alright? Old PewDiePie was better. [ laughter and chatter ] 00:09:10.920 --> 00:09:15.380 [ same kid ] Bro, play more Call of Duty, play more Minecraft, bro! Play more minecraft... 00:09:15.380 --> 00:09:17.380 [ different guy ]: Minecraft, man! I miss it.. 00:09:17.380 --> 00:09:19.580 [ same kid ]: Yeah, bro... what happened to that?? 00:09:19.580 --> 00:09:21.780 I'm gonna start a Roblox series! 00:09:23.020 --> 00:09:24.320 [ same kid ]: Yeeesss..! 00:09:24.320 --> 00:09:26.320 [ overlapping voices ] 00:09:26.320 --> 00:09:28.320 I think it could be- really taken up. (???) 00:09:28.580 --> 00:09:32.620 [ more vague chatter ] 00:09:33.360 --> 00:09:35.540 [ different player ]: Quality content. 00:09:35.600 --> 00:09:38.420 [ another player ]: PewDiePie can you buy me some Robux? 00:09:39.340 --> 00:09:41.340 I'm poor, okay? I got nothin'. 00:09:41.660 --> 00:09:46.200 You've all- You've all been trolled, okay? I'm not actually PewDiePie. 00:09:46.200 --> 00:09:46.800 [ same player ]: I know. 00:09:46.800 --> 00:09:48.080 [ another player ]: Well that's a pretty damn good impression. 00:09:48.200 --> 00:09:50.580 Hey! Oh my god, you're beautiful! [ tongue clicking noise in the background ] 00:09:50.580 --> 00:09:52.580 Excuse me. No! 00:09:52.580 --> 00:09:54.580 Miss Knuckles! 00:09:54.580 --> 00:09:57.040 [ laughter ] Ohohoho... ohoho.. 00:09:57.040 --> 00:09:58.240 Very nice.. 00:09:58.300 --> 00:10:02.660 [ quietly ] Hey... Can I get a hug, please? 00:10:02.660 --> 00:10:04.700 Thank you... thank you [ laughs ] 00:10:04.700 --> 00:10:05.840 [ Miss Knuckles ]: Thank You. 00:10:05.840 --> 00:10:07.160 I feel like I should stop. 00:10:07.160 --> 00:10:09.160 [ clanging noise ]