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oh!

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best game

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of all time

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*heroic music starts playing*

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what game...

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*pauses to remember what he was going to say*

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has such amazing gameplay

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a story so deep and complex that few people can actually understand it?

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i'm talking of course about "Bayonetta"

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but anyone who plays it for the story or the gameplay is clearly lying

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*giggles*

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i think this is gonna be an awesome let's play

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it's been a while since we did an older game

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this is a game that i'm really really excited about, i can't wait to play this

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and uhhh hopefully by the end of it Marzia will still stay with me *giggles again*

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i should warn you tho....

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don't flag this video please

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the game is very confusing at start but i think once we get going

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it'll be a very interesting daily let's play

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so if you enjoy please do leave a like, i really apreciate it, it helps out a lot

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and uhhh here you go *kisses the invisible you*

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alright fine, get closer

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*TONGUE*

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yeah fucking perv-

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let's get wrrrright into the bewbs!

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*up there ^ just, look ^ there ya go*

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where is the ass and the titties?

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what is this, sailor moon?

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so i don't know anything about the story so i'm gonna try my best t-

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ohhh my god fuck the story

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je- oh.... oh it gets better!

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this is the greatest story of all time

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OH MY GOD IT NEVER ENDS what the fuck is that?!

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that was a fucking cow bulge, oh my god edit that out (we won't)

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i'm sorry that was too much

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jesus christ

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i did not expect that OH MY GOD i get to play right away!

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yeaaaaah i love when the games d-

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oh my god i'm naked!

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best game!

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oh there's a story going on the background

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i could not care less honestly, i'm sorry *giggle*

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i just hear bewbs and ass

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i don't knooow what's going on, but i love it

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and this is the greatest game of all time

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jesus christ, what the fuck how could the Wii U perform all this shit

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nice ass shot, i appreciate that thank you very much

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okay

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and now the game turned into, uhhh... a mecha, of course!

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of course

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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I can fly and shit

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look at this, hah!

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*small laugh*

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i don't know, oh my god shit happens all the time

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how can you keep up with this?

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jesus!

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what the fuck is that?!

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a fucking umbrella?!

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i got shot by an umbrella, awesome

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Bayonetta do something!

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she did it

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oh my god more sexy ladies

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fuck yes (don't tell marzia)

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that is the most japanese sound effect of all- oh my GOOOOD

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oh my god she's british

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that's hot as balls

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Marzia please don't leave me

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oh my god

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oh my god don't scratch your beautiful face

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oh thank god

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oooooh that's a great shot

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*inhales, surprised* oh my goood who is this?

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whaaaat?

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oh i wish my eyes could do that, can we do that effect?

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*gives you a sexy look* was that cool?

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thank you

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"Present Day"! okay!

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it takes place in 2016, that's cool

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of course he puts on the monocle

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aaand that gives him strength

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*recreating this face: o_o* don't question us just go with it

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that's the first rule of Bayonetta

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oh my god what the fuck?

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it's ca- *laughs*

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that guy literally looked like a pig

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you can tell this game is japanese just by looking at the style

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...or maybe this giant SEGA logo should be kind of a giveaway

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Nintendo as well

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well

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who the hell is this guy?

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oh my god

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heeeey there she is!

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*giggles*

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*what the hell?!*

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christmas?

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i love her accent!

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"beSIDES"

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i-i'd do that, i'd volunteer

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*dances*

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*dolphin pewds?*

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oh my!

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Sounds like a lot of nasty shit

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i'm into it

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*giggles* that's not how you walk by the way *tries to walk like him*

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"fuhGET ABOUT IT"

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eyy!

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heyy!

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how is he carrying all those baggages?

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it's making me anxious as fuck

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what?

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what?

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oh my goooOOO- *laughs*

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*sniff* jesus!

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of course she caught all of them, no problem

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and then just throws them!

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oh my g- *laughs*

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oh my god i think their periods are synced

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i...i *laughs*

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fuhgetaboutit!!

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Is Bayonetta a kid's name?

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mm hm

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now make out please (pewds is gettin all crazy)

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they're definitely talking about their vaginas I'm sorry

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oh you saw the shadow

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the what?

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god, so elegant

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they both have british accents

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why are they in New York? I don't understand, I have so many questions (headache starts)

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oh my god

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*giggles*

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so Japan why couldn't she just drive off *laughs*

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okay

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what's up with the jets?

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what's the matter?!

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*Stares awkwardly at the camera*

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what is his monologue? *giggles*

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the guy is just thinking, "what the fuck i'm not paid for this"

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this guy is my mentor

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*giggles*

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what?

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oh, he got his jet alright

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oooh, my gooood~

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Japaaann~~

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OOOOOOOH

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sHIT

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DID SHE JUST KICK IT???!!

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EH

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OH

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and now it flies?

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who's steering it?

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i don't understaaand ;-;

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oh my god, is this like the sailor moon thing?

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is this like the sailor moon thing?

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oh my god

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*nosebleed*

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O H!

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MY GOD!

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WAH!

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AH

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AAAAH

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OHMYGOD

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J E S U S

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O H

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BEST GAME!

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OF ALL TIME

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OH SHEEZ

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i can't, i can't play this

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i can't

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O H!

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it keeps happening

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i'm

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i'm crying

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it's so beautiful

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*oh my god what the fuck*

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*alright, okay, whew*

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*collect your thoughts, pewds*

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ugh

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ugh

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ohmygod

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yes

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what the-

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*laughs*

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i don't even, i'm not even playing, and i'm totally fine with it

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that was the best cutscene of my life

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i'm gonna regret this video, i know it *laughs*

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it plays beautifully, i fucking love it

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just punches- SEEYA

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*fabulous voice activated*BUTTERFLY WINGS!

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YEAH!

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FUCK OFF

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WOO

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ohmygod

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i love the music (is that it, pewds?)

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did it crack? did it crack somewhere? oh they- dammit

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the guns broke

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dammit car

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oh my god, what is happening

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oh my god

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*more: o_o*

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is that, who i think it is?

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*laughs*

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OH MY GOD YES

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IT'S BLACK SANTA

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he, he takes the kids' presents

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instead of- fuck it, it wasn't funny

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i'm sorry *giggles*

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*small laugh*

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what a fucking badass- how did he start the car??

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FORGETABOUTIT

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oh he, he drives the....the walls

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that's *shrugs* why not?

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SANTA CLAUS GOT US NEW GUNS!

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FUCK YEAH

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oh is she gonna transform again? please

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aw, dammit

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she's got fucking, guns on her heels

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oh my god, fuck yes

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that's literally my face, of playing this entire game

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i- *giggles*

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*laughs*

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BEAUTIFUL

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*laughs*

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oh my god

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this game is ridiculous, i fucking love it

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oohhh, alright, i can be naughty.. (pewds no)

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OH, I'M NAKED (It wouldn't be the first time on this channel)

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AAND, OH OKAY, SO I USE MY CLOTHES

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TO PERFORM ATTACKS

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G-GENIUS

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only Japan would think of that, wouldn't they?

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OH, HERE WE GO

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BYE BYE, BITCH >:D

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AAAAH

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FUCK YEAH

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never been this happy in my life, i'm not joking

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this is like, literally christmas for me

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as a kid

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ohmygod

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fuck yeah

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it's so fucking badass!

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jesus!

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oh she's back

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i don't know how to keep up with this, it's so much shit happening all the fucking time

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of course a dragon would ff WHERE DID THAT EVEN COME FROM??

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i know i'm not good at the game

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but, i'll get better, alright? don't worry about it

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OOH SLAP DAT ASS

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torturer attack

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OOH SLAP DAT ASS

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OOOHOOOHH YEAH

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SLAP DAT- *laughs*

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*laughing*

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OH

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YES

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GET IN THERE, SLAP DAT ASS

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YEEAAAHHH

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that's right a nice bootay

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that's what i'm talkin' about

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they keep coming

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what is that- oh god

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what just happened? aw shit we're going down

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we're going down

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jesuS

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i gotta jump

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okay- WHOOP

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WHOOP

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BUTTERFLY JUMP!

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badass

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oh we got a silver that was fuckin' beautiful

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okay.

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jesus christ

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jesus christ

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jesus christ

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jesus christ i gotta *deep inhale, exhale*

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*the sound of satan himself*

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gonna end the first part there, if we keep this going, i would really appreciate your support

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if you leave a comment and a like (what about subtitling? huh?)

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lemme know if you want more, i would LOVE to play more of this

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uh, it's a fucking blast, this is so my type of game

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uuh, and, uuh, hopefully further on we can get into the story and all that stuff

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so let me know if you'd like more, like i said, i'd love to do it

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and, i'll make the episode longer as we go, i like to start the first one off a little shorter

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that's it for me for now though

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thank you so much for watching, i hope you enjoyed

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and as always *kissu the hand* stay awesome bros *brofist*

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ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)

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щ(ಠ益ಠщ)

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щ(ಥДಥщ)

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щ(ಠ益ಠщ)

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(ಠ_ಠ )

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(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

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ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

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BYE