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噢!

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一直以来

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最棒的游戏

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*史诗级BGM已上线*

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什么游戏...

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*停顿了一下想台词*

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会有超级棒的游戏体验

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故事情节如此之深，只有少数人能真正理解其中之妙

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我当然是在说"猎天使魔女"

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但任何为了剧情玩这款游戏的人明显就是撒谎

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瓷哈哈哈

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我想这游戏肯定会超棒的，我们来开玩吧

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上次我们做老游戏已经有一段时间了

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这款游戏我真真真的超期待，以及我等不及想玩了

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希望游戏玩到最后 Marzia 还会想跟我在一起
(Marzia惯例躺枪)

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我必须提醒你...

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请千万不要举报这个视频

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游戏一开始应该会挺迷的，但我相信我们继续玩的话

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将会成为一期有趣的日常实况

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所以，如果你喜欢请别忘了点赞，我会对此感激万分的，这对我来说意义重大

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然后呢，这是给你们的 (╭￣3￣)╭♡

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好吧，靠近一点

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ლ(́◕◞౪◟◕‵ლ)

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嗯你tmd-

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让我们来沉浸在欧派的世界中吧!

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(剧情文字我也不翻译了我很抱歉)

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我要的美臀跟欧派在哪?

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这啥?美少女战士?

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我不知道任何关于这个故事的东西，我会尽我所能的

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OMG，去你的故事

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喔，开始变好点了!

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一直以来最棒的故事!

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OMG，这永无止境! 那他妈的是什么?!

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tm是个牛头-噢，我的天，原谅我吧(并不会lol)

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抱歉，那太过了

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我嘞个天

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我没料到，我靠，我得马上开始玩了

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耶~~~~~~我超爱它的操作的

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OMG! 我没穿衣服!

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最棒的游戏!

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噢，背景有故事在跑

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老实说我一点都不想鸟他，对不起 (偷笑

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我只要胸跟屁股就好了

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我不知道到底发生了啥事，但是我爱死了

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这游戏一直都超棒的

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我的天啊，搞什么  Wii U怎么可能跑得动这个

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屁屁镜头不错，我为此非常感谢你

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好的

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然后游戏转到了...  呃...美国，当然!

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当然啦!

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他妈的到底发生了什么事?

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干我可以飞耶

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看看他!  哈!

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哈哈!

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我不知道，我的天啊，毛笔玩意一直在发生

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你怎么能坚持的住这个?

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苍天啊！

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那他妈的是什么玩意?

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特么的雨伞吗?!

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我被雨伞射中，真是太棒了

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Bayonetta，做些什么吧!

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她办到了

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我的天，更多的性感小妞

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爽爆了

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这个真是最日本的音效-我的天~~~~

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OMG，她是英国人

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这真是比蛋蛋还火辣

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Mariza请不要离开我

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我的天

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我的天別刮到你那漂亮的脸蛋啊

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噢谢天

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噢~~ 这特写真是棒

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我的天这是谁

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什么!??

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噢我希望我眼能这样做﹐我们能做到那效果吗

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*媚眼效果*酷吗这样

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谢了

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“现今" ！好的

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这取景在2016﹐这个挺酷的

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当然得戴上单片眼镜

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然后~~~就让他变强了

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*¯\_(ツ)_/¯*別问你只要信就对了

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这是这款游戏里的第一规则

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我的天什么鬼

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那..哈哈哈

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那男人真的像只猪

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你从风格上就能看得出这游戏是日式的

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..或者从这巨型SEGA标志来说也可以

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任天堂同上

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这男特么的是谁

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我的天

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Heeey 她来了﹗

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圣诞吗？

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我喜欢她的口音

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b-beSIDES（Pewds在学贝姐的口音）

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我会做，我会自愿的

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*蜜汁海豚笑声*

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我的..﹗

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听着好像有很多糟糕玩意

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我有在听

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话说他就是这么走路的*现学*

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忘~~了它吧

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嘿!!

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嘿!!(ﾟ∀ﾟ)/

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他是怎么拿这么多行李的?

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这让我超怕它们掉下来啊

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啥?

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什么?

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我的天天天天天天天天天天

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天哪

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当然她抓住了所有的礼物, 没问题

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然后就把它们都丟掉了!

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我的天XDDD

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我的天我觉得她们那几天都好紧凑

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我...我2333

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汪了他拔!!!

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那个是贝姐的小名吗?

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嗯哼

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现在求来亲热吧

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他们绝对是在说自己的屄我很抱歉

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噢你看见影子了吗

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什么东西?

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天哪好优雅

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她们彼此都有英式口音耶

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为什么他们会在纽约?我不明白, 我有好多问题想问

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我的天

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太日本了为什么她就不能好好骑车开走23333

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好的

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那个喷气机怎么了

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有问题吗?!*学说话*

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*镜头前的蜜汁尴尬*

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他是在自言自语吗？

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那家伙只是在想"什么鬼我才不要管这事"

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那家伙是我的导师了

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什么?

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噢他正好拿到自己的喷气机了

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欧买嘎~~~~~

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日本啊~~~

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噢噢噢噢

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哇靠

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她刚刚一脚踢开了???!!

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那现在我们飞天了?

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是谁在操控飞机?

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我不是很懂呐(´;ω;`)

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我的天,这个像是美少女战士的吗?

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这是美少女战士的东西吧?

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我的天

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*差点流鼻血*

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口奥!

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天 哪!

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哇噢!

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啊

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啊啊啊

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噢滴天

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上 帝 啊

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口奥

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最棒的游戏!

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一直都是

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喔她在

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不行,我不能玩这个

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我不行了

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口 奥!

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这没完没了

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我

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我哭了

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这太漂亮了

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(☉д⊙)

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( ºΔº )

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(*´д`)

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呃( ´Д`)~~

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( ´Д`)

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我的天

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棒

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什么-

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我都没有, 我都没有在玩, 以及我对此表示ok

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这可是我人生中见过的最棒的过场

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我会对这个影片后悔的, 我就知道ww

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玩起来太美了,我太特么爱这个了

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捶它就-走走你

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蝴蝶扇扇

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耶!

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滚开

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喔~

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我的天

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我喜欢这个BGM

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裂开了吗?有地方裂开了吗?噢-可恶

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这枪坏了呀

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该死的车*学台词*

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我的天, 发生了什么

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偶 买 嘎

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(|||ﾟдﾟ)

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这是,跟我想的一样吗?

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我的天好赞

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黑人圣诞老头耶

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他, 他还拿着小朋友的礼物

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某东西的代替品-靠, 那不好笑

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我很抱歉*嬉笑*

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这特么太牛逼了-他什么时候开车的??

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汪~了~踏~拔啊口阿

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噢他,他把车开在...墙上

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这真是-
*耸肩*为何不行呢?

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圣诞老人给我们送来了新枪！

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特么的太棒了

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噢她还要再变身一次吗？求你了

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啊,真可恶

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她特么的拿枪做她的鞋跟

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我的天,太特么棒了

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这脸整个简直是我在这个游戏时候的表情

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我-"偷笑"

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太美了

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偶卖嘎

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这游戏真滑稽, 我特么爱上了

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噢噢, 好的, 我可以变调皮一点(译者:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

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噢我又脱光了

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以及, 噢好吧, 我这是在利用我的服装

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变成攻击方式

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天-天才啊

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也就日本能想得出了,对吧?

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噢, 来了

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掰掰咯, 小婊砸σ ﾟ∀ ﾟ)

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口阿阿阿阿

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特么棒

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在我人生中从来没有这么开心过, 我不开玩笑

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这个对我而言就是, 正宗的圣诞节啊

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我小时候这么觉得的

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我的天

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碉堡了

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这太特么的牛逼死了

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天哪!

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噢她回来了

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我都不知道怎么跟得上,
 全特么的在时间点上发生这么多的屁事

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啊当然会有条龙在飞-那到底从哪来的啦??!

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我知道我游戏打不好

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但我会进步的好吗?別为此担心

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口奥打它屁屁

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拷打攻击

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噢打它屁屁(`・ω・´)

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口奥奥口奥奥耶

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打它23333

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23333

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噢

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赞

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进来吧, 来打屁屁

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耶!!!!!!!!!!

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对于一个赃物来说这就对了

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这就是我正想说的

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他们源源不断

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这是什么-噢我的天

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发生了什么?啊靠我们要坠机了

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我们要坠落了

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天哪

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我得跳了

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好的-唔喔

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喔(・ε・)

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蝴蝶轻盈跳!

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牛逼

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噢我们获得了银牌这特么美腻死了

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好了

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苍天啊

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上帝啊

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天啊⁽⁽ଘ( ˙꒳˙ )ଓ⁾⁾

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我得-
*深呼吸*

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打算在这里结束这一期了,
如果我们继续下去的话,我会非常感激你们的支持的

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如果你们留言或者点赞的话

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让我知道你想看更多吧,我超乐意玩更多这个的

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额,真的是特么的热血,这游戏真的是我的菜

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然后呃. 希望我们能进一步深入这个故事以及对此一切的吧

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所以让我知道你想看更多,像我之前说的,我热爱为此去做

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以及我会把这一期做得跟我们打的一样长,
我喜欢把初期做的稍微短一点

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虽然对我现在而言就这样啦

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非常感谢你的观看,我喜欢你会喜欢

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那么一如既往, 保持超讚, Brofist(ゝ∀･)b

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繁简字幕我也有参与去做所以有大部分重复你居然坚持看到这里了那么再见吧(ヾﾉ･ω･`)

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