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噢!

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最棒的遊戲

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一直都是

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*史詩級BGM已上線*

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甚麼遊戲...

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*停頓了一下想台詞*

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會有超讚的遊玩體驗

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故事情節如此之深，只有少數人能理解其中奧妙

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我當然是在說"魔兵惊天录"

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但顯然任何人玩它是為了故事是撒謊

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瓷哈哈哈XD

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我相信這一定會超讚的，讓我們開始吧

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我們已經很久沒做這種老遊戲的影片了

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我超級期待這遊戲，已經等不及想玩了

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希望這遊戲玩到最後 Marzia 還會想跟我在一起
(日常拉Marzia下水lol)

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我必須提醒你...

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請千萬不要檢舉這影片

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遊戲一開始應該會挺混亂的，但我相信我們繼續玩的話

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將會是一段有趣輕鬆的時光

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所以，如果你喜歡請不要忘記按下like，我會對此感激萬分的，這對我來說意義重大

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然後，這是給你的 (╭￣3￣)╭♡

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好吧，靠近一點

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ლ(́◕◞౪◟◕‵ლ)

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嗯你他媽的-

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讓我們來沉浸在奶子的世界中吧!

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(劇情文字就不翻譯了，有興趣的自己找)

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我要的美尻跟奶子在哪?

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這啥?美少女戰士?

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我不知道任何關於這個故事的東西，我會盡我所能的

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OMG，去你的故事

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喔，開始變好點了!

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一直以來最棒的故事!

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OMG，這沒有止境! 那他媽的是什麼?!

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是個他媽的牛頭    噢，我的天，原諒我吧(並不會lol)

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抱歉，那太超過了

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耶穌勒

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我沒料到，噢幹，我必須馬上操控他

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耶~~~~~~我超愛它的操控的

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OMG! 我沒穿衣服!

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最棒的遊戲!

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噢，背景有故事在跑

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老實說我一點都不想鳥他，抱歉 (偷笑

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我只要胸部跟美尻

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我不知道到底發生了啥鳥事，但是我愛死了

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這遊戲真的超棒的

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我的天啊，搞屁阿  Wii U怎麼可能跑得動這個

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屁屁鏡頭不錯，我為此非常感謝你

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好的

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然後遊戲轉到了...  呃...美國，當然!

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當然啦!

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他媽的到底發生了什麼事?

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我他媽的可以飛ㄟ

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看看他!  哈!

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哈哈!

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我不知道，我的天啊，媽的這一直不斷的在發生

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你怎麼能堅持的住這個?

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耶穌勒!

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那他媽的是啥鬼?

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爆屌的雨傘?!

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真是太棒了，我被雨傘射中了

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Bayonetta，做些什麼吧!

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她辦到了

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我的天，更多性感小妞

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爽爆了

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這個真是最日本的音效-我的天~~~~

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我的天，她是英國人

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這真是比蛋蛋還火辣

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Mariza請不要離開我

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我的天

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我的天別刮到你那漂亮的臉蛋啊

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噢謝天

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噢~~ 這特寫真是棒

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我的天這是誰

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什麼!??

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噢我希望我眼能這樣做﹐我們能做到那效果嗎

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*媚眼效果*酷嗎這樣

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謝了

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“現今" ！好的

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這取景在2016﹐這很酷

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當然要戴上單片眼鏡

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然後~~~就讓他變強了

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*¯\_(ツ)_/¯*別問只要信就對了

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這是第一條規則在 Bayonetta

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我的天什麼鬼

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那..哈哈哈

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那男人真的像隻豬

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你就從風格上能看得出這遊戲是日式的

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..或者可以從這巨型SEGA標誌來說也可以

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任天堂同上

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這男特麼的是誰

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我的天

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Heeey 她來了﹗

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聖誕嗎？

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我喜歡她的口音

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b-beSIDES（Pewds在學貝姐的口音）

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我會做，我會自願的

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*蜜汁海豚笑聲*

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我的..﹗

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聽著好像有很多糟糕玩意

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我有在聽

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話說他就是這麼走路的*現學*

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忘~~了它吧

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嘿!!

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嘿!!(ﾟ∀ﾟ)/

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他是怎麼拿這麼多行李的?

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這讓我超怕它們掉下來啊

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啥?

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什麼?

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我的天天天天天天天天天天

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天哪

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當然她抓住了所有的禮物, 沒問題

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然後就把它們都丟掉了!

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我的天XDDD

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我的天我覺得他們那個時期好緊湊
（生理期雙關？）

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我...我XDD

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汪了他拔!!!

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那個是Bayonetta的小名嗎?

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嗯哼

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現在求來親熱吧

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他們絕對是在說自己的屄我很抱歉

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噢你看見影子了嗎

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什麼東西?

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天哪好優雅

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她們彼此都有英式口音耶

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為什麼他們會在紐約?我不明白, 我有好多問題想問

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我的天

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太日本了為什麼她就不能好好騎車開走*笑*

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好的

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那個噴氣機怎麼了

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有問題嗎?!*學說話*

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*鏡頭前的蜜汁尷尬*

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他是在自言自語嗎？

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那傢伙只是在想"什麼鬼我才不要管這事"

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那傢伙是我的導師了

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什麼?

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噢他正好拿到自己的噴氣機了

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歐買嘎~~~~~

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日本啊~~~

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噢噢噢噢

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靠

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她剛剛就一腳踢開了???!!

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那現在飛天了?

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是誰在操控它?

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我不是很懂吶;-;

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我的天,這個像是美少女戰士的嗎?

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這是美少女戰士的東西吧?

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我的天

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*差點流鼻血*

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口奧!

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天 哪!

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哇噢!

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啊

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啊啊啊

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噢滴天

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上 帝 啊

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口奧

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最棒的遊戲!

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一直都是

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喔她在

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不行,我不能玩這個

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我不行了

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口 奧!

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這沒完沒了

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我

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我要哭了

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這太漂亮了

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(☉д⊙)

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( ºΔº )

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(*´д`)

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呃( ´Д`)~~

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( ´Д`)

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我的天

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棒

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什麼-

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我都沒有, 我都沒有在玩, 以及我對此表示ok

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這可是我人生中見過的最棒的過場

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我會對這個影片後悔的, 我就知道ww

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玩起來太美了,我太特麼愛這個了

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捶它就-走走你

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蝴蝶扇扇

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耶!

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滾開

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喔~

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我的天

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我喜歡這個BGM

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裂開了嗎?有地方裂開了嗎?噢-可惡

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這槍壞了呀

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該死的車*學台詞*

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我的天, 發生了什麼

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偶 買 嘎

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(|||ﾟдﾟ)

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這是,跟我想的一樣嗎?

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我的天好贊

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黑人聖誕老頭耶

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他, 他還拿著小朋友的禮物

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某東西的代替品-靠, 那不好笑

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我很抱歉*嬉笑*

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這特麼太牛逼了-他什麼時候開車的??

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汪~了~踏~拔啊口阿

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噢他,他把車開在...牆上

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這真是-
*聳肩*何不呢?

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聖誕老人給我們送來了新槍！

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特麼的太棒了

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噢她還要再變身一次嗎？求你了

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啊,真可惡

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她特麼的拿槍做她的鞋跟

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我的天,太特麼棒了

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這臉整個簡直是我在這個遊戲時候的表情

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我-"偷笑"

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太美了

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偶賣嘎

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這遊戲真滑稽, 我特麼愛上了

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噢噢, 好的, 我可以變調皮一點(譯者:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

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噢我又脫光了

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以及, 噢好吧, 我這是在利用我的服裝

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變成攻擊方式

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天-天才啊

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也就日本能想得出了,對吧?

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噢, 來了

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掰掰咯, 小婊砸σ ﾟ∀ ﾟ)

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口阿阿阿阿

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特麼棒

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在我人生中從來沒有這麼開心過, 我不開玩笑

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這個對我而言就是, 正宗的聖誕節啊

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在我小時候

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我的天

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碉堡了

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這太特麼的牛逼死了

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天哪!

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噢她回來了

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我都不知道怎麼跟得上,
 全特麼的在時間點上發生這麼多的屁事

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啊當然會有條龍在飛-那到底從哪來的啦??!

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我知道我遊戲打不好

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但我會進步的好嗎?別為此擔心

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口奧打它屁屁

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拷打攻擊

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噢打它屁屁(`・ω・´)

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口奧奧口奧奧耶

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打它wwww

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wwww

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噢

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贊

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進來吧, 來打屁屁

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耶!!!!!!!!!!

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對於一個贓物來說這就對了

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這就是我正想說的

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他們源源不斷

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這是什麼-噢我的天

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發生了什麼?啊靠我們要墜機了

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我們要墜落了

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天哪

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我得跳了

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好的-唔喔

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喔(・ε・)

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蝴蝶輕盈跳!

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牛逼

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噢我們獲得了銀牌這特麼美膩死了

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好了

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耶穌基督啊

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上帝啊

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天啊⁽⁽ଘ( ˙꒳˙ )ଓ⁾⁾

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我得-
*深呼吸*

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打算在這裡結束這一期了,
如果我們繼續下去的話,我會非常感激你們的支持的

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如果你們留言或者點贊的話

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讓我知道你想看更多吧,我超樂意玩更多這個的

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額,真的是特麼的熱血,這遊戲真的是我的菜

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然後呃. 希望我們能進一步深入這個故事以及對此一切的吧

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所以讓我知道你想看更多,像我之前說的,我熱愛為此去做

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以及我會把這一期做得跟我們打的一樣長,
我喜歡把初期做的稍微短一點

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雖然對我現在而言就這樣啦

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非常感謝你的觀看,我喜歡你會喜歡

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那麼一如既往, 保持超讚, Brofist(ゝ∀･)b

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你居然堅持看到這裡了那麼再見吧(ヾﾉ･ω･`)

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