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Felix: Hi, It's me andddd
Marzia: Marziaaaaa!

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Felix: She's back everyone! (Yay!)
Felix: How does it feel?

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Marzia: I don't know... (Felix awkward laugh)
It feels weird.

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Marzia: It's been a long time (Oh it has been)
Felix: It's been a long time...

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Felix: (long time no see in Japanese)
Felix: I thought why don't we answer some questions.

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Felix: Because all the time, people are like oh, what is happening to Marzia?

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Felix: Is she hiding in your basement?

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Is she having a pug factory

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What is she doing? (What is she doing??)

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How is Marzia doing and what is Marzia doing?

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Marzia: Pug factory! (≧◡≦)
Felix: First of all we're in your

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a- your clay studio.

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Marzia: Yeah!
I was working

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and then you were just like, we're filming
now. (o.O)

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Felix: Yes, first question.

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How often does Marzia get recognized?

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Marzia: By now, we don't really...

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leave the house.
Felix: We don't leave the house.

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Marzia: Now, when it's really like in busy days, or busy times.

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But, if we do go out. When it's like the weekend

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for example. Maybe, I think a

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few times a day.
But not as much as you.

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Felix: Usually when someone recognizes me or us, they'll come to me first and then they're like

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(high pitched Felix) Marzia, you come too! Be in the selfie!

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Marzia: It happens the opposite too.

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In the Blue Lagoon (?) The person came to me! She was like,

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Marzia!!!
Felix: Oh yeah she did!

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Marzia: and then they were like, "Oh, Felix."
Felix: They seem to make an

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effort, even, to be like "Oh Marzia!... I love Marzia sooo much!

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Marzia is the besttt YouTuber!"
Marzia: Eh!

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Keep doing that! ;)
Felix: I wish

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Uh, favourite spread to put on bread?

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Marzia: Nutella.
Felix: I knew that. What is mine? NOTHING!

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Marzia: Butter-
Felix: Bread is for cats and (something swedish)

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You put in on (something swedish) and that's all you need baby! (Screeches in swedish)

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(Baby goat screams)

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Felix: Felix, isn't our child beautif- Wait,

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(to Marzia) you should your voice.

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Marzia: Felix, isn't our child beautiful?

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Felix: Same thing. TO THE RANCH

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To the ranch with the child.
Marzia: They got your expression

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right. That's 99% of the time you,

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looking at me like that. (Oh Marzia)
Felix: Have you both

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learnt Japanese yet? Nihongo desu ka.
Marzia: No

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Felix: No, I've just been listening to like, uh- a

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a podcas- It's like an audio somethin

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But yeah, we'll- we'll learn. We will get on it.

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Marzia: How are Edgar and Maya? I miss seeing them in videos.

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Felix: Awwww.
Marzia: They're great! Felix: They're great. Maya is sitting

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right there. I'm not grabbing Edgar, though, cuz I don't know where he went. *GASP* he's

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behind us! He's passed out.

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Aww Maya...

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(Stitch voice) Hey guys, what's up? It's been a long time.

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No one cares that I left the channel too.

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Marzia: Aww....
Felix: Oh, here's a good one.

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Does Marzia have legs too?

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Marzia: Too?!

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Felix: Too. As in as well.

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Marzia: Yeah, but you don't have them

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Felix: Moving on

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Felix: Hey, there's Edgar. RRRRUHHH (Picking Edgar up)

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Felix: (in Edgar voice) Hey guys, what's up.
Marzia: After proposing to Marzia

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in Japan, are you guys planning on getting married there?

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Or in any of the countries you were born?
We thought about Japan.

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Felix: We thought about everywhere on the planet basically. (Marzia giggles)

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Marzia: I really like the idea of eloping

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and going to Japan, but the more I look into it,

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Felix: it's hard.
Marzia: it's more complicated it seems.

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Felix: We don't know what we were getting into.

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It's like, oh, you can go here, and we're  like, what happens over there?

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Marzia: hmmm
Felix: But we have decided, and it's a secret.

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Do they know?
Marzia: no, I haven't-
Felix: It's a secret

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Marzia and Felix: mmmm, mmhmm

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Marzia: But, everything is set.

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Felix: Maybe in Argentina.
Japan trip when?

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When Marzia?
Marzia: Soon! Very soon!

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Felix: Soon, Marzia. Very soon.

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Felix: Are you jealous?

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Marzia: Will you please use Marzia's

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camera to film this instead of yours? We are!

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Felix: You're welcome Internet. What's wrong with my camera?

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Marzia: That's why I had to set it up. (both giggle) Felix: Look at this quality, terrible quality.

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Marzia: Terrible, I think it's cause you don't care.

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I mean, your quality is good. Felix: No, I'm not gonna sit here.

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Marzia: Okay, okay.
Felix: You need to produce my videos.

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Marzia: Will you invite any other YouTubers to the wedding?

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Marzia: A few, but we're keeping the guest list very small.

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Felix: So if you're a YouTuber and are not invited, that means we hate you.

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Marzia: Totally.
Felix: Now this is from Swebliss.

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Clearly a fan of Sweden.
Marzia: Why did you move from Sweden and

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have you ever thought about moving back here? Felix: Why did we move Marzia?

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Marzia: We wanted a place where we could both speak and

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be independent, because in Italy

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you would have to lean on me, in Sweden I had to lean on you.

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So, UK seemed like a pretty in between kind of place.

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Felix: A middle ground, basically.

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Felix: But we really cherish the time we had in Sweden

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Felix: because that's where we got Maya and uh, 
Marzia: I love sweden Yeah.

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Felix: It was a humble beginning in Sweden.
Marzia: I loved it.

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I think about going back to Sweden, 
Felix: yeah.

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Marzia: But, I think that happened it would be in the future.

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Felix: How's Dogy? How is Dogy?
Marzia: He's great! I don't wanna wake him up.

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But. Felix: he sleeps during the day (giggle)

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Dogy's life

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unlike- (uncontrollable giggle)

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Marzia: aww... yeah, Dogy is very cute.

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Felix: He sleeps all the time.
Marzia: Well, I play with him.

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Felix: Next car, maybe?
Marzia: Ooh.

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Felix: You don't like that design!!
Marzia: Sorry, I love it!

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Marzia: It's cool, maybe not on a car.

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Marzia: When will your wife host meme review?

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Well, first we have to get married.
Felix: That is the requirement.

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I have to be married to everyone that hosts meme review
Marzia: No no no.

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It says wife!

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Felix: Ohhhhh. You knew, but me and Shapiro.

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Marzia: What was your dream job as a kid?

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I think that's for you. Felix: No, I think that's for both.

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Marzia: To open up a boutique. Mostly for fashion.

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Boutique still stands.
Felix: Boutique still stands.

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Maybe a Mai shop in the future.
Marzia: Perhaps.

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Felix: This video is sponsored by Maii shop!

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I wanted to make video games. Marzia: Oh yeah!

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Felix: but I had no idea what that meant. I was like, yeah, sure, and then I realized....

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*music stops*

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YOUTUBER. Marzia: Why is the camera focused on me?

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Felix: Because I'm the more important one.

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Felix: How do you feel, now, Marzia, after quitting YouTube?

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Marzia: I feel good. The first two months

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when I first quit I really missed it a lot.

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Felix: You missed what?
Marzia: making video, editing, but also sharing things.

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I feel like I still share them, but I miss

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being able to have a platform where I could

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speak about anything I wanted in the same way, but

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at the same time, it has given me

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what I wanted, which was the time to focus on something else, so

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it feels good to have that.

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Felix: Feels good man. *burps* Can you speak Italian, Felix?
Marzia: Can you?

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Felix: Si. (Something Italian) Mother and father (in Italian)

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Marzia: Oh yeah, that's very good.

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Felix: Pizza.
Marzia: Un Pizza. Felix: (something italian)

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Felix: si. ehhehehhehe

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Marzia: its una pizza.

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Felix: sei bellisima, Marzia. (You're beautiful)
Marzia: Thank you.

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Felix: (more italian)
Marzia: (loling)

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Felix: Okay, this one is for me.

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But you should read it for me.
Marzia: Bang, marry, kill

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-Brad 1, Brad 2, and Marzia
Felix: Okay this is easy.

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Kill Marzia, bang Brad 1, marry Brad 2.

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Marzia: What are some of your favorite games to play together

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off camera? Well, we don't play any games on camera (giggles), so all of them!

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Felix: We play Yoshi together on camera.

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Marzia: Oh yeah! But not anymore.
Felix: We play Pokemon cards,

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Both: Magic

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Marzia: and some video games we play..

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Felix: We usually play switch games

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Overcooked is good.

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Marzia: Smash Bros.
Felix: Smash Bros is good.

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Marzia: Uh, don't know the name.
Felix: Oh, drum and fun.

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Drum and fun. That's really fun.

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Marzia: Like that,

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when you have legs that you can kick.

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Felix: Oh, that game!

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Yeah, that was fun, I don't remember what it's called. Doesn't matter. Marzia: that one.

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Felix: and of course, new teku (?) games

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my favorite central for video games.

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Felix: Say the coupon code. Marzia: Pewdiepie20?

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Felix: That's it, Pewdiepie20. That's the coupon code! How did you know that?

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Marzia: Will you propose Marzia the second time in Minecraft,

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and any chance, recording it?
Felix: Well, as you can see

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I've set up a computer here, Marzia.

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It's time to play minecraft.

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Imagine if a creeper was our, like, priest, explodes and kills us.

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Marzia: Do you feel you've made it in life now,

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you're basically best-

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Can you stop shaking it! I can't read!

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Felix: Oh yeah! That is my answer.

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Fe Male, Wo Man, Hu Man, Per Son,

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What's HER?
Marzia: DishwasHER

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Very lame, next one.

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Felix: The joke here was that I'm the one who put everything in the dishwasher.

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They thought it could be an educational moment here. For everyone here,

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that you can learn. That men can use the dishwasher too, ok. I use the dishwasher all the time.

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Marzia: I prefer hand washing.
Felix: You're more of a hand washing girl.

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And there is nothing wrong with that.

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Marzia: mm, thank you.
Felix: Maybe before we were married,

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I would shame, but now

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I've educated myself?

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This is from Anime Man, Joey. 
Marzia: Who's your waifu?

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Maya, for me...
Felix: awwww.

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Marzia: Who is it?
Felix: Mayaaa..... Marzia: Sure! Felix: I don't have a waifu

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You are my waifu.
My future waifu.

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You always have girl crushes, don't even @ me.

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Marzia: No, I totally do. It would be fine if you said a name.

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Felix: Here you go, question for Marzia. 
Marzia: Do you really think he is the one?

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I mean, really you've got better men outside who have a job and

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regularised monetised salary.

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Yeah. But there is more than money, you know.

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Felix: Like charm, and good looks.

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Marzia: Like... being funny.

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Felix: Dude, I was rated top 5, Marzia. Here's a tough one.

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If you could marry Elon Musk, would you choose him over Marzia?

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We're already engaged.

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Sorry Marzia, this is the real reason I put you on camera.

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Because I want people to know 
Marzia: Thank you.

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It's like the Bachelor.
Felix: it's like the Bachelor?

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Marzia: Yeah, when he broke off the engagement.

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Felix: He broke up the engagement!

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Marzia: More questions.
Felix: Do you want more, because that was all the questions.

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Marzia: Ok, well, then, bye!

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Felix: Well, well, well, well, thank you Marzia!

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Marzia: mmhmm
Felix: that was really smooth.

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For ah, being here, but also for being my future wife.

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Marzia: Of course.
Felix: Everyone who's invited to the wedding,

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check your inbox, everyone that subscribes.

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Marzia: Wow.
Felix: Are invited, it's gonna be lit.

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Marzia: We are not giving out any details, right? You're just invited.

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Felix: But you're invited. You won't know when, where or how, but-

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Marzia: See you there.

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Felix: Make sure- (laughs)

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Smash like, subscribe,

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and also, Marzia, the floor is yours. Millions of people are watching.

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Marzia: Ummm..

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Felix: What do you want?

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Felix: I'm putting you on the spot. Smash like and subscribe.

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Buy all the merch.

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Marzia: Bye!

