WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.360 --> 00:00:00.860 Ragdolls (yo yo its ya boyy) 00:00:02.140 --> 00:00:02.940 Hilarious! 00:00:03.260 --> 00:00:04.560 I can't stop laughing 00:00:04.560 --> 00:00:05.060 Look at him 00:00:05.060 --> 00:00:05.600 Go! 00:00:05.920 --> 00:00:06.100 *Laughing* 00:00:06.100 --> 00:00:06.120 Hahahahaahhahahahahahaha 00:00:06.120 --> 00:00:08.520 (Laughter) 00:00:08.520 --> 00:00:09.280 (Demonic Laugh) 00:00:09.280 --> 00:00:09.340 Today we're playing "Human Fall Flat" 00:00:09.340 --> 00:00:11.740 Today we're playing Human Fall Flat 00:00:11.740 --> 00:00:12.040 Today we're playing human fall flat 00:00:12.040 --> 00:00:15.460 So in this game, you can customize what you want to do 00:00:15.880 --> 00:00:17.320 Annnddd uhhhhh 00:00:17.320 --> 00:00:18.300 Your character 00:00:18.300 --> 00:00:20.540 You can customize your character guys! 00:00:20.800 --> 00:00:20.840 (Intense Orgasm) 00:00:20.840 --> 00:00:25.280 Uhhhh Uhhhhhhhhuuhhhh Uhhhhh UH HUHHH 00:00:25.500 --> 00:00:26.480 *Evil laugh* 00:00:26.480 --> 00:00:28.380 "Facial recognition got a hit 00:00:30.340 --> 00:00:32.720 "Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne!" 00:00:32.720 --> 00:00:35.280 (weird laugh) 00:00:35.280 --> 00:00:36.280 Yes, I'm 12 00:00:36.280 --> 00:00:39.480 Ahaha-ha! 00:00:40.500 --> 00:00:42.840 How do I take the fucking picture?! 00:00:42.840 --> 00:00:43.460 *Pewds Laughing* 00:00:43.460 --> 00:00:47.400 mmmmmmhmmmmmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhhhh 00:00:47.400 --> 00:00:49.040 *Deep inhaling* 00:00:49.040 --> 00:00:49.600 (*mouth noises*) 00:00:49.600 --> 00:00:50.240 pshhspshssshhhhh 00:00:50.240 --> 00:00:50.920 Jesus Christ, that's terrifying, dude! 00:00:50.920 --> 00:00:53.500 Jesus Christ, that's terrifying, dude! 00:00:54.700 --> 00:00:57.840 Oh my God, alright, apply that shit man 00:00:58.040 --> 00:00:59.580 Alright we haven't even played the game yet 00:00:59.960 --> 00:01:01.960 So let's do that now 00:01:02.220 --> 00:01:02.720 Ow 00:01:03.100 --> 00:01:06.400 (KIM KARDASHIAN QUOTE:) "they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you’re fine when you’re not really fine, 00:01:06.400 --> 00:01:09.000 but you just can’t get into it, because they would never understand" 00:01:09.260 --> 00:01:11.620 I walk like I shit my pants 00:01:14.320 --> 00:01:15.880 Which is how I walk anyway 00:01:16.080 --> 00:01:17.900 (Sad music, Katy Perry quote) 00:01:17.900 --> 00:01:19.020 Well, I'm going to kill myself. 00:01:19.500 --> 00:01:23.380 (Katy Perry quote in background quietly) 00:01:23.380 --> 00:01:23.880 Oh.. I'm stuck! 00:01:26.100 --> 00:01:27.640 This is like a metaphor for YouTube 00:01:27.640 --> 00:01:29.380 Oh! That's how I get up in the morning. 00:01:29.520 --> 00:01:30.020 Well then 00:01:30.280 --> 00:01:30.920 Let's uhh 00:01:31.440 --> 00:01:32.200 Let's go in here man 00:01:37.120 --> 00:01:39.300 Ah fuck, this is a metashit man 00:01:39.300 --> 00:01:40.620 Let's press this one 00:01:40.620 --> 00:01:42.920 "They will press every button-" Yea yea yea 00:01:42.920 --> 00:01:44.220 Alright, I'm ahead of you already 00:01:44.220 --> 00:01:45.000 Fuck off 00:01:45.000 --> 00:01:46.840 I think I have to push this away, right? 00:01:48.260 --> 00:01:48.860 There you go 00:01:49.320 --> 00:01:51.120 Yea fucking piece of shit! 00:01:51.120 --> 00:01:52.080 Fuck you! 00:01:52.560 --> 00:01:52.860 Ass 00:01:52.860 --> 00:01:53.860 hole 00:01:53.860 --> 00:01:55.060 Alright now we gonna 00:01:55.320 --> 00:01:55.820 AAAAH (Die Ragdoll Pewds) 00:01:55.820 --> 00:01:59.160 This is why everyone clicked on the video to watch me solve puzzles 00:02:02.080 --> 00:02:05.260 This game is surprisingly lackluster 00:02:05.520 --> 00:02:07.160 Where the hell am I?! 00:02:08.480 --> 00:02:08.980 Ugghhh 00:02:09.320 --> 00:02:11.780 "Mission failed! We'll get him next time." 00:02:13.920 --> 00:02:18.600 (Rock You Like a Hurricane plays) 00:02:18.600 --> 00:02:19.260 OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 00:02:19.260 --> 00:02:19.820 Got 'em! 00:02:20.380 --> 00:02:21.580 Yeeeaaaaa 00:02:25.700 --> 00:02:27.140 God! I look depressed 00:02:27.140 --> 00:02:28.780 This really is a YouTube simulator 00:02:28.780 --> 00:02:29.980 Dude, this is easy 00:02:29.980 --> 00:02:31.880 This game is too easy for a brilliant mind 00:02:32.400 --> 00:02:32.900 like.. 00:02:33.180 --> 00:02:33.680 I 00:02:34.480 --> 00:02:35.140 am 00:02:35.900 --> 00:02:38.240 I'm so... What the fuck are you doing?! 00:02:38.280 --> 00:02:38.780 OKAY 00:02:39.140 --> 00:02:39.700 Can I get 00:02:40.180 --> 00:02:41.660 some epic music? 00:02:41.660 --> 00:02:43.040 (Pokemon anthem) 00:02:43.040 --> 00:02:45.820 Can I get some serious epic music? 00:02:45.820 --> 00:02:46.620 Thank you 00:02:47.120 --> 00:02:48.120 Now I'm gonna make this jump 00:02:51.140 --> 00:02:52.580 Gonna take some extra speed 00:02:56.360 --> 00:02:57.940 Wipes off his sweat 00:02:59.880 --> 00:03:01.080 And he goes.. 00:03:05.480 --> 00:03:06.120 Nailed it 00:03:08.020 --> 00:03:11.020 *Roar* "Way to go!" 00:03:12.360 --> 00:03:12.860 Ah shit 00:03:13.060 --> 00:03:13.700 Ahhhh shh 00:03:13.700 --> 00:03:14.200 Ahhh 00:03:14.200 --> 00:03:17.520 I've done it now *Depressing music plays in background* 00:03:17.520 --> 00:03:18.320 Oh God, box. 00:03:18.600 --> 00:03:20.120 "Don't let me go Pewds" 00:03:20.440 --> 00:03:20.940 No.. 00:03:21.620 --> 00:03:22.120 Box 00:03:23.620 --> 00:03:24.120 No 00:03:28.060 --> 00:03:29.760 My videos are painful enough already 00:03:29.760 --> 00:03:31.060 I'm not gonna play any more puzzles 00:03:31.620 --> 00:03:32.880 Don't worry I got more games 00:03:35.400 --> 00:03:35.960 Let's go 00:03:36.600 --> 00:03:37.620 Alright, let's start with 10 meters 00:03:38.340 --> 00:03:39.000 Saladass 00:03:39.520 --> 00:03:40.500 Come on Saladass 00:03:40.500 --> 00:03:42.500 Yes *Metal Gear Solid Alert* 00:03:42.640 --> 00:03:43.360 There is it 00:03:43.440 --> 00:03:44.320 GO! Saladass 00:03:45.500 --> 00:03:46.000 Go 00:03:46.100 --> 00:03:46.740 Saladass 00:03:46.740 --> 00:03:48.040 He's got a great form 00:03:48.660 --> 00:03:49.600 Look at him 00:03:50.460 --> 00:03:51.180 Look at him 00:03:51.620 --> 00:03:53.080 He's just... SHIT! 00:03:53.420 --> 00:03:54.860 Now that takes talent 00:03:54.980 --> 00:03:56.260 And he finishes off 00:03:56.480 --> 00:03:56.980 By 00:03:57.220 --> 00:03:58.260 Humping the air 00:03:58.260 --> 00:04:02.880 Bubababa Bah! Bubah! 00:04:02.880 --> 00:04:03.840 He's flying 00:04:04.960 --> 00:04:07.360 He doesn't need to run, he needs to fly 00:04:07.360 --> 00:04:13.480 *Success music (Chariots of Fire Theme)* 00:04:14.000 --> 00:04:14.960 Go saladass 00:04:15.480 --> 00:04:17.160 I need some serious music 00:04:17.160 --> 00:04:18.560 *Back to the Future Theme* Now, this is all on him. 00:04:18.560 --> 00:04:20.560 Saladass' life depends on this 00:04:21.000 --> 00:04:23.780 He's been gambling in the wrong ,wrong neighborhoods 00:04:24.100 --> 00:04:25.860 What the Fuck are you doing Saladass?! 00:04:26.920 --> 00:04:29.240 Saladass, you fucking ass 00:04:30.320 --> 00:04:30.820 Come 00:04:31.200 --> 00:04:33.360 Saladass wants to run so much but 00:04:34.180 --> 00:04:35.920 God does not let him run 00:04:39.060 --> 00:04:40.700 Aw shit Saladass! 00:04:41.280 --> 00:04:42.240 (Katy Perry quote) 00:04:42.580 --> 00:04:44.160 What the fuck is that Saladass? 00:04:44.380 --> 00:04:46.860 Oh, now he's trying a new technique this year apparently 00:04:46.880 --> 00:04:52.200 (music plays and intensifies) 00:04:52.580 --> 00:04:54.260 My name is Saladass 00:04:54.780 --> 00:04:56.700 and I am the fastest man alive 00:04:57.780 --> 00:04:58.400 Oh my God 00:04:58.940 --> 00:04:59.440 I think 00:05:00.820 --> 00:05:01.460 Saladass 00:05:01.840 --> 00:05:02.340 just 00:05:03.100 --> 00:05:03.900 fuckin' snorted 00:05:04.280 --> 00:05:04.780 OH NO 00:05:04.780 --> 00:05:05.440 SALADASS 00:05:06.040 --> 00:05:06.680 SALADASS 00:05:06.940 --> 00:05:07.440 NO 00:05:07.440 --> 00:05:08.240 GET UP GET UP 00:05:08.480 --> 00:05:09.540 GET UPPP 00:05:10.560 --> 00:05:11.680 I don't know what he's do 00:05:11.880 --> 00:05:12.860 Oh he's back up 00:05:13.280 --> 00:05:14.000 SALADASS! 00:05:14.740 --> 00:05:15.520 COME ON 00:05:15.660 --> 00:05:16.160 COme 00:05:16.980 --> 00:05:17.580 WHOOO 00:05:17.580 --> 00:05:19.580 SALADASS! 00:05:20.640 --> 00:05:21.520 SALAD who? 00:05:21.940 --> 00:05:22.660 SALAD who? 00:05:23.000 --> 00:05:23.500 SALAD 00:05:24.260 --> 00:05:24.900 That's right 00:05:30.860 --> 00:05:31.740 That's salad 00:05:31.740 --> 00:05:33.320 You always bet on the Salad 00:05:33.520 --> 00:05:35.120 Always bet on the salad 00:05:35.380 --> 00:05:36.600 That's what my mom said 00:05:36.780 --> 00:05:38.460 Salad always bet on Salad 00:05:41.300 --> 00:05:43.140 So that was Ragdoll Runners 00:05:43.140 --> 00:05:44.700 That's a cool game man! 00:05:44.880 --> 00:05:46.400 Ragdoll games! So fun! 00:05:46.780 --> 00:05:47.500 Am I right ? (No) 00:05:47.500 --> 00:05:48.660 What did I tell you at the beginning? 00:05:48.660 --> 00:05:50.420 I need boobs in my thumbnail 00:05:50.480 --> 00:05:53.280 Surely, there's a game about boobs and ragdoll 00:05:53.280 --> 00:05:55.220 Come on, come on. 00:05:55.220 --> 00:05:56.900 Papa, papa needs a new Lambo. Come on. 00:05:56.900 --> 00:05:58.500 Come on. 00:05:58.500 --> 00:06:00.820 This is a calculator boob necklace 00:06:02.300 --> 00:06:03.180 That's funny 00:06:03.180 --> 00:06:04.960 That's a boobs coloring book 00:06:04.960 --> 00:06:05.920 That's hilarious 00:06:06.200 --> 00:06:08.520 There's a boob ice luge 00:06:09.100 --> 00:06:10.240 That hilarious 00:06:10.240 --> 00:06:11.440 Oh, you can drink from it 00:06:12.340 --> 00:06:14.440 Hey, wanna look like a piece of shit? 00:06:14.640 --> 00:06:16.080 We got cha covered man 00:06:16.080 --> 00:06:16.860 Now we're talkin 00:06:17.100 --> 00:06:17.660 alright 00:06:17.740 --> 00:06:19.480 Uhh, what's my location? 00:06:19.480 --> 00:06:20.620 OK we're gonna have to 00:06:20.860 --> 00:06:22.840 Ahh add like a fake location 00:06:23.940 --> 00:06:24.840 I'm in Gothenburg 00:06:25.040 --> 00:06:25.840 Okay, that worked 00:06:26.240 --> 00:06:27.540 OHHHHHH 00:06:27.980 --> 00:06:29.140 WOW 00:06:30.780 --> 00:06:32.220 It's a game about 00:06:33.200 --> 00:06:33.960 boobs 00:06:34.560 --> 00:06:35.700 after silicon 00:06:36.640 --> 00:06:39.480 OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 00:06:39.480 --> 00:06:39.980 Who lives in a pineapple under the sea??? 00:06:39.980 --> 00:06:40.600 What do we want? 00:06:40.900 --> 00:06:42.340 Mama's got a new package 00:06:42.660 --> 00:06:43.160 Oh 00:06:43.820 --> 00:06:44.400 from that angle 00:06:44.920 --> 00:06:46.800 There's always that weird gap isn't it? 00:06:47.180 --> 00:06:50.320 (Katy Perry quote) 00:06:50.520 --> 00:06:52.000 I think we have to end that episode there 00:06:52.000 --> 00:06:54.000 (repeats) 00:06:55.860 --> 00:06:58.000 Rag doll boob pyshics 00:06:58.000 --> 00:06:59.560 (From pinned video:) I'm a call from Clauswhich 00:07:00.180 --> 00:07:02.740 I'm a mastermind military strategist 00:07:19.280 --> 00:07:21.180 Filthy Nazi ner- 00:07:21.180 --> 00:07:22.480 g- g - Norwegians 00:07:23.000 --> 00:07:26.440 Marina: This is uhh-- just spent um, the past umm... 00:07:27.540 --> 00:07:29.020 Im Rick Harrison 00:07:30.040 --> 00:07:31.640 And This is my pawn shop 00:07:32.720 --> 00:07:34.260 I work here 00:07:35.500 --> 00:07:36.900 With my old man 00:07:38.200 --> 00:07:39.620 And my son. 00:07:40.740 --> 00:07:42.300 AND. 00:07:43.500 --> 00:07:45.160 In 23 years... 00:07:46.220 --> 00:07:47.800 I've learned one thing. 00:07:49.080 --> 00:07:50.340 You never know what. 00:07:51.460 --> 00:07:53.080 Is gonna come through that door. 00:07:56.720 --> 00:07:58.320 Dicks out for harambe. 00:08:18.780 --> 00:08:19.740 "Bulbasaur!" 00:09:17.640 --> 00:09:22.520 (The Flash intro plays) 00:09:22.520 --> 00:09:32.660 MY TRIGGER WORD IS KIDNAP! 00:09:59.940 --> 00:10:03.360 "They ask you how you are, you just have to say you are fine, when you're not really fine. 00:10:03.360 --> 00:10:05.905 but you just can't get into it because they would never understand."