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Krpene Lutke

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Presmiješno!

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Ne mogu se prestati smijati

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Pogledaj ga

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kako ide (LEL)

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hahahhahahahah

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Danas igramo

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Dakle,u ovoj igri možeš prilagoditi što god hoćeš raditi

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I...........uhhhh

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svog lika

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Možeš promijeniti svog lika,ljudi!

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ohhh

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uhhh

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uhhhhh

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Zli smijeh

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Isuse Kriste to je Jason Borne

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Da,imam 12

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Kako da poslikam jeb*nu sliku

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Isuse Kriste to je zastrašujuće

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OMG u redu, primjeni to sranje čovječe

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U redu još nismo započeli igru

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Pa napravimo to sada

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Au

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Hodam kao da sam usrao hlače

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ionako hodam tako

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Pa...idem ubiti sebe

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Oh,zapeo sam!

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Ovo je kao metafora za youtube

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Oh! Tako se dižem ujutro

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Pa onda

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Idemo uhhh

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ovdje čovječe

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ah j*bi ga ovo je meta sranje čovječe

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Idemo pritsnuti ovu

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da da da

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Ispred tebe sam već

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Odj*bi

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Mislim da moram ovo pritisnuti

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Ovo je način, zar ne?

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Tako treba

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Da j*beno sranje

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J*bi se!

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Šup*ino

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U redu,sada ćemo

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AHHH

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Ovo je razlog zašto svi kliknu na video da me ide kako rješavam puzzle

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Ova igra je začuđeno bez sjaja

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Gdje sam u ime pakla

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Uhhh

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o bože ja sam

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daaaaaaa

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Bože! Izgledam depresivno

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Ovo je stvarno YouTube simulator

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Čovječe,ovo je lako

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Ova igra je prelagana za briljantni um

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kao

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ja

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sam

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Ja sam tako....WTF što radiš

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OKEJ

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mogu li dobiti

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zakon glazbu

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(pokemon himna)

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Mogu li dobiti ozbiljnu zakon glazbu

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Hvala vam

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Sada ću napraviti ovaj skok

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Uzet ću višak brzine

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Pobriše svoj znoj

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i on ide

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Uspio sam

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rawr

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ah sranje

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ahh srr

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ah

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Sad sam to napravio

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O bože...kutija

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Nemoj me ostaviti pewds

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Ne

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kutijo..ne

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Moji videi su ionako već bol za gledati

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Neću igrati više puzzle

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Ne brini se, imam više igara

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Idemo

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U redu, počnimo sa 10 metara

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Idemo salatoguzi

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Evo ga

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KRENI! salatoguzi

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Idi

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Salatoguzo

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Ima odličnu kondiciju

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Pogledaj ga

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Pogledaj ga

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On je samo SRANJE

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Za to treba talenta

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I on završava

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tako da

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j*be zrak

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On leti :o

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On ne treba trčati već treba letjeti

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Idi salatoguzi

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Trebam ozbiljnu glazbu

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Salatoguzov život ovisi o ovome

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On kocka u lošim lošim susjedstvima

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WTF što radiš salatoguzi

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Salatoguzi ti šup*ino

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Dođi

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Salatoguzi želi bježati tako puno ali

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Bog mu ne da trčati

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a sranje

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WTF što je to salatoguzi

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Oh sad pokušava novu tehniku ove godine izgleda

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Moje ime je salatoguzi

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i ja sam najbrži čojek na svijetu

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OMG

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Mislim da

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Salatoguzi

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samo

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j*beno frka

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o ne

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SALATOGUZI

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SALATOGUZI

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NE

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USTANI USTANI

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USTANIIIII

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Ne znam što ra...

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O,vratio se natrag

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SALATOGUZI!

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AJDE

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DOĐI

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WOOOO

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Salato tko?

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SALATO tko?

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ŠALATA

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Tako je

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To je salata

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Uvijek se boriš protiv salate

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Uvijek se bori protiv salate

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To je moja majka govorila

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Salata se uvijek se kladi na salatu

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Pa, to su bile utrke krpenih lutki

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to je zakon igra, čovječe!

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Igre krpenih lutki! Tako zabavne!

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Jesam li u pravu?

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Što sam ti rekao na početku?

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Trebam sise u svojoj slici

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Mora biti igra o sisama i krpenim lutkama

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tatica treba novi lambo

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Ovo  je kalkulator sa ogrlicom oko sisa

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To je smiješno

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To je bojanka sisa lol

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to je presmiješno

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ima ledena skulptura sisa

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to je presmiješno

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Oh možeš piti iz njih

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Hej želiš izgledati kao sranje?

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Imamo te pokrivenog stari

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Sad razgovaramo

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U redu

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Uhh koja je moja lokacija

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Ok morat ćemo

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ahh dodati lažnu lokaciju

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to je preradilo

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OHHHHH

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WOW

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Igra je o

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sisama

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nakon silikona

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OHHHHHHHHHHH

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što želimo

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mama ima novi par

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Oh

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s tog kuta

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Uvijek ima one čudne rupe, zar ne?

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Mislim da ćemo trebati završiti epizodu ovdje

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Moje ime je Barry Alan.

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Pitaju te kako si, moraš samo odgovoriti da si u redu, jer nisi u redu.

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Ali ne možeš ući u to jer oni nikada ne bi razumijeli.