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布~娃~娃~

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太好笑了！

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我笑到停不下來

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看看他

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去吧！

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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

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今天我們要來玩...

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在這個遊戲裡，你可以自訂你想做什麼

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還有...痾...

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你的角色

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你們可以自己決定角色外型耶各位！

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喔~

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喔~~~

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喔~~齁~~~~~

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哈哈哈哈哈~~~

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"已透過臉部辨識確定身分"

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"我的天阿是傑森包恩!"

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對啦 我是屁孩

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阿哈哈哈~~~

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我他X的要怎麼截圖啦!?

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老天喔嚇屎我了！

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我的天阿,好吧,就決定是你了

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好喔 搞這麼久都還沒開始玩遊戲

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我們開始吧

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凹嗚

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(凱蒂佩芮X1)
"一堆人會問你說你好嗎 你只能回答說你很好"

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"你根本沒辦法告訴他們你受的傷 因為他們永遠無法了解"

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我走得好像我烙賽在褲子裡了

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反正我本人也都是這樣走路的

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(凱蒂派芮X2)
"別人問你還好嗎 你只能回答說我很好"

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喔喔 我要自殺囉

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(凱蒂佩芮X3)

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喔 我困住了！

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這就是在暗喻Youtube

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喔！我早上就是這麼起床的

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然後恩...

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咱們...痾...

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咱們進來這吧老兄

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阿 又是去他的史丹利預言老兄

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我們來按這個

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"他們將會按下每一個按鈕"對對對

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好喔,我已經比你先做了好嗎

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給林北閉嘴

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我想我該把這個推...

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推開對吧？

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去吧

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好喔你他X的屎東西！

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去你的！

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混蛋！

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好喔現在我們要...

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啊~~~

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這就是為什麼每個人都點影片進來看我解決謎團

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這遊戲的表現令人驚訝得平淡啊

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我他X的在哪啊!?

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啊～

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"任務失敗!下次我們會抓到他的"

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噢抓到惹～

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YA～

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天阿我看起來好沮喪

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這真是個YouTube模擬遊戲

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老兄,這很簡單...

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這遊戲對天才來說太簡單了

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像

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我

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這種的

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我好...你在衝三小!?

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OK

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我可以

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來點史詩配樂嗎

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可以來點真正的史詩配樂嗎？

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謝謝吼

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現在我要成功跳過去

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來做點加速

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擦掉他的汗水

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然後他將要...

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搞定了！

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喔馬的...

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喔馬...

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喔...

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我完了...

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喔天啊,箱子

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"別放手啊Pewds~"

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不...

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箱子...

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不

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我的影片已經太痛苦了

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我不要再解更多謎團了

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別擔心我還有更多遊戲

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衝啊

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好喔,我們先從10公尺開始

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Saladass

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衝啊Saladass

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YES~~~

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這就對了！

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衝啊！Saladass

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衝啊！

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Saladass

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他跑得真好看啊～

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看看他

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看看他

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他真是...哇靠！

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這真需要天份啊

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他完成了！

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靠著...

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騰空拱背

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巴~巴巴巴巴~~~巴~~

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他在飛耶～

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他根本不需要跑啊~他用飛的就好啦~~

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衝啊Saladass

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我需要來點嚴肅的音樂

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Saladass的人生就靠這次了

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他賭錯...賭錯場了

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你在衝三小啊Saladass!?

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Salad(沙拉)ass(屁屁),他X的屁屁

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來！

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Saladass很想跑可是...

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老天不讓他跑啊！

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噢糟了Saladass

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(凱蒂佩芮X4)

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那是三小啦Saladass!?

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喔他現在很顯然的是在試今年的新技巧

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"我的名字是Saladass"

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"我是世界上跑最快的男人"

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喔我的天啊

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我想...

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Saladass

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剛剛...

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他X的哼了...

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喔不！

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Saladass!

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Saladass!!!

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不!!!

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起來啊起來啊!!!

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起來啊啊啊!!!!!

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我不知道他在幹嘛啊！

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喔他又起來了！

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Saladass！

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衝啊！

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衝!!!!!

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齁嗚~~~~~

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Saladass！

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誰是沙拉？

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誰是沙拉啊？

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沙拉！

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這就對了！

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這就是沙拉！

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你總是和沙拉戰鬥！

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總是和沙拉戰鬥！

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這就是我馬麻說的！

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沙拉總是賭上沙拉！

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所以剛剛那是布娃娃跑者

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那真是個很酷的遊戲啊老兄！

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布娃娃遊戲！好玩！

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是不是啊～

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我一開始是怎麼跟你說的～

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我也需要一點奶子

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的確這裡有個關於奶子和布娃娃的遊戲

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來吧來吧～

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把拔...把拔需要一些新的藍寶堅尼 來吧～

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來吧～

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這是一個計算機奶子項鍊...

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好好笑喔

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這是一個奶子上色書...

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太搞笑了

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這裡有個冰製容器...

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太搞笑了

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噢～你可以用它喝東西

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嘿,想看起來像個渣渣嗎？

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你就是啦老兄

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這就是了

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好喔

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痾...我的位置是？

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ok我們應該要...

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痾...打個假的位置

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我在哥德堡

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ok成功了

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喔~~~~~

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哇嗚~~~~~

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這是個遊戲關於...

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奶子...

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在裝了矽膠之後

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喔

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我們想要什麼呢？

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馬麻有了個新行頭～

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喔～

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這角度～

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是真的有這種溝是吧？

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(凱蒂佩芮X5)"
一堆人會問你說你好嗎 你只能回答說你很好"

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我想這集我們該在這裡結束了

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我們該在這裡結束了...

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布娃娃奶子物理學

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