♫Time to play the game♫
Seskyy poods
♫Time to play the game♫
Y'all think I care?
Do I look like I give a shit?
I am the coolest motherfucker
on this planet!
Do you think some little kids spouting shit online is gonna make me quit? [Bomb Drops]
FUCK YOU! for even thinking that
for a second
I'm gonna review your pity little piece of shit videos
and that will be it
Please don't be mean ;~;
I don't know how long I can keep this facade up :(
Let's watch the first video
of the first hater
"Yep! We're here
and we're gonna talk about
how PewDiePie how he sucks assholes"
You can't even suck assholes
*Thems the facts*
It's a round object
Look at this
*smooch*
How will I suck it?
"And his girlfriend is gay"
WHA?
How did you know? *subs by Marzia*
*remove retarded gay glasses*
How did you know?!
"You guys are just faggots
It's like, I bet Pewdiepie
has like his hypnotizing thing
and you guys all got hypnotized
and now you're all faggots
in like
GAY ARMY!
yeah
Pew-" (end of video)
LOL
Oh he cut off XD
oh that's brilliant
"and you guys all got hypnotized"
It's not true goddammit
I am not hypnotizing you [You must like and subscribe to PewDiePie]
I am not
hypnotizing
anyone
and
especially not Marzia [Love me Marzia]
I must conserve my energy
this hater is not worth it
*Epic dewds jump in* "PewDiePie sucks,
he's a complete joke.
We hate PewDiePie
We're way better gamers than him
DillonTheHacker says that,'Waah, I'm gonna hack you to the moon PewDiePie.' That was a scam! We are for reals!
We're the real deal!
PewDiePie-"
Cringe. Make me wanna kill myself. [fuking do it]
"Why do you have so many subscribers PewDiePie?
Can you give me some subscribers?"
No. [You heartless Billionaire >:'( ]
What the f--?
What the fuck? That was it?
*Removes glasses in shock*
*Breathing intensifies*
Pussy Destroyer: "What's going on bros?"
Is this guy for real? What the f-?
"My name m PewDiePie?" *Inaudible*
Is this becoming a meme now,
to act like a fucking retard and
hating on PewDiePie? [Pretty much]
because
if that's the case, you win.
"Hey guys, Blocky Kid here
Blocky Kid-
Blocky Kid 917
917 here,"
You don't even know your own name dude.
What the fuck? Maybe next time.
Well, let's listen to what he says
"and today, I'm gonna be talking about
why I hate PewDiePie
PewDiePie, he's just,
a-a turd." [Get roasted fag0t]
I'm just a turd
*Triggered mode engaged* I'M JUST A TURD
who the fuck do you call a fucking turd?!
I'll come here and turd on your face
[Poor banana ;~;]
I don't care if it's illegal
Do I look like I give a SHIT?!?!
how fucking dare *BASS* you call a turd?!
my mom called me a turd
how dare you speak to me like that
fuck you!
you're a turd
YOU're a turd
you curly face son of a bitch
I will stab you!!
*Rethinks about life*
sorry about that
"PewDiePie haters are"
Oh my God, it's Malcolm
one of my biggest general enemies
Malcolm has returned
Malcolm has had a long time to figure out
a response
how can I prepare
for this about a fuckin
for this absolute fucking inferno
that he's about to blaze upon me [Sacrifice JackSepticEye, QUICK!]
Malcolm
please spare me
"haters are such gay
why Pewdiepie haters are so mean?
I don't know that's why"
I agree
Pewdiepie haters are mean, Malcolm
you make a great point
thank you finally for trusting me :)
I really appreciate you finally building a little bit of trust
"Pewdie-gay" [End of Video]
Oh that's real creative
that's yo
[You okay PewDiePie? :o)
aah
my number one insecurity
about being gay
How did you know about it?
"PewDiePie is gay
he should have never existed
Pewdiepie should kill himself
or quit Youtube
screw the Bro Army
the Bros are fat
and should also kill themselves
bro fist
more like gay fist" [How dare you?! :'O]
bro fist
more like gay fist
The roasts, I can't handle them
"a thousand dollar off a each one
*Real Tears* don't tell me that is fair
Ya! It isn't"
stop
"I gotta say, PewDiePie can be funny"
[Run that by me again?!]
Wha?
What the fuck? Make up your God damn mind dude!
*Triggered* the fuck you playing me some kind of game?!
"I freaking don't want to see PewDiePie on my frontpage
on my YouTube thing every fucking day
I'm sick and tired of it
motherfucker
*Attacks camera*
*PewDiePie laughs while the man hits things with passive aggressive rage*
fuck-"
*slurps* Ah, dude!
"PewDiePie are you fucking kidding me
I can't fucking stand you, you son of a bitch"
I think this guy is actually legit
"you're a fucking useless YouTuber, you little cunt"
oh oh hey
hey
"you make fucking shitty content you faggot"
Jesus Christ! this guy is fucking blazing me
"You need to delete your YouTube channel you faggot"
No
"You get thousands of dollars"
hah
"even millions of dollars"
thousands of dollars
that's cute
"fucking kidding me and you're not even good [incoming ear rape - you've been warned]
you fucking faggooooot!" [Obnoxious screaming]
Jesus! [It's not done yet]
"[More Obnoxious screaming] kill yourseeeeeelf"
destroyed...
I've been destroyed :(
Everything I worked so hard to create.
*Screams of the damned*
*Sad PewDiePie is sad*
My YouTube channel.
It's over [I call dips on the subscribers]
I give up
roastingkid
*More Screams*
1907
*Panda Sex*
has won
the war
[Hater War Flashbacks] "PewDiePie hater"
"PewDiePie should kill himself"
*Face of Defeat*
"PewDiePie, he's just a-a turd"
"a-a turd"
*Sea otter mating call*
Alright listen up, [O shit!]
you fucking haters
I don't care who you are
I don't care what you name is
I don't care what your age is
if you're a fucking PewDiePie hater
I will come to your house [Bomb dropping]
and I will smash your mom's ass-
Sorry [O.O]
I will smash your door in
and I will eat up your pet
and I will
pee on your
I will fart on your
God dam- [Getting there Pewds]
I will fart on your pillows [There you go :) ]
Fuck you!!
To all the haters,
you can go and unsubscribe to yourself [OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]
Kawaii laughing
Aah, that's so bad.
I love it. <3