WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:05.520 *Triple H's Time to play the game begins in the background* 00:00:05.520 --> 00:00:09.020 *Hater blocking face* 00:00:09.020 --> 00:00:16.240 Ya'll think I care? Do I Iook like I give a shit? I am the coolest motherfucker on this planet 00:00:16.380 --> 00:00:21.720 Do you think some little kids spouting shit online is going to make me quit?! 00:00:21.900 --> 00:00:24.780 FUCK YOU for even thinking that for a second 00:00:24.840 --> 00:00:29.700 I'm gonna review your petty little piece of shit videos, and that'll be it!! 00:00:30.520 --> 00:00:32.180 Please don't be mean ;~; 00:00:32.180 --> 00:00:34.900 I don't know how long I can keep this façade up 00:00:34.900 --> 00:00:38.840 Let's watch the first video of the first hater 00:00:41.420 --> 00:00:45.360 Hater: Yea... we're here and we're gonna talk about how Pewdiepie 00:00:45.360 --> 00:00:47.140 how he sucks ASS-HOLES 00:00:47.140 --> 00:00:49.800 You can't even suck Ass-holes 00:00:49.800 --> 00:00:50.580 *FACT* 00:00:50.580 --> 00:00:50.620 Its a round object 00:00:50.620 --> 00:00:54.200 It's a round object, look at this *Smooching sound* 00:00:54.340 --> 00:00:55.600 How will I suck it? 00:00:55.600 --> 00:00:59.280 And his girlfriend is gay 00:00:59.280 --> 00:01:01.440 Wha..? How did you know? 00:01:01.440 --> 00:01:03.720 *Throws Glasses in disbelieve* HOW DID YOU KNOW?! 00:01:03.720 --> 00:01:10.360 You guys are just faggots. Like I bet Pewdiepie has like this hypnotizing thing 00:01:10.420 --> 00:01:19.060 And you guys all got hypnotized and now you're all faggots in the gay army.....yea, Pew- *video cuts* 00:01:19.600 --> 00:01:25.460 *Pewds laughs* Oh he cut off *more laughing* that's brilliant 00:01:25.460 --> 00:01:27.460 *kid comes back but now he's too close oh my god* And you guys all got hypnotized 00:01:27.840 --> 00:01:31.240 It's not true goddammit I am not hypnotizing you 00:01:31.720 --> 00:01:35.560 I am not hypnotizing anyone 00:01:36.520 --> 00:01:39.140 And especially not Marzia [You believe PewDiePie] 00:01:39.420 --> 00:01:43.440 I must conserve my energy, this hater is not worth it 00:01:43.440 --> 00:01:45.200 *Epic dewds jump in* Pewdiepie sucks! 00:01:45.400 --> 00:01:46.660 Hater 1: He's a complete joke! 00:01:46.660 --> 00:01:47.860 His back-up bud: We hate Pewdiepie! 00:01:47.860 --> 00:01:49.300 We are better gamers than him! 00:01:49.420 --> 00:01:52.060 *Pewds slightly triggered* Dillion the hacker says I'm gonna hack you to the end PewDiePie 00:01:52.580 --> 00:01:54.120 That was a scam! We are for reals! 00:01:54.820 --> 00:01:56.140 WE'RE THE REAL DEAL!!!!!!! 00:01:56.960 --> 00:01:57.760 Pewdiepie-- 00:01:57.960 --> 00:01:59.620 The cringe, make me want to kill myself [fuking do it] 00:01:59.820 --> 00:02:02.040 Why do you have so many subscribers Pewdiepie? 00:02:02.040 --> 00:02:03.820 Can you give me some subscribers? 00:02:05.000 --> 00:02:05.500 Pewdiepie: No [You heartless billionaire >:( ] 00:02:06.780 --> 00:02:07.300 *Realization* 00:02:07.300 --> 00:02:07.880 *Confused* wha the f-- 00:02:08.360 --> 00:02:09.120 The fuck? that was it?! 00:02:09.120 --> 00:02:09.660 *Removes Glasses in shock* 00:02:11.780 --> 00:02:14.100 *Heavy breathing* 00:02:16.720 --> 00:02:17.860 Pussy Destroyer: What's going on bros 00:02:19.360 --> 00:02:20.160 Is this guy for re- what the f-? 00:02:20.320 --> 00:02:22.420 My name am PEEEEWWDIEPIE 00:02:23.820 --> 00:02:24.980 *Speaking different language?* 00:02:25.580 --> 00:02:28.780 Is this becoming a meme now? To act like a fucking retard? 00:02:29.020 --> 00:02:30.020 And hating on Pewdiepie? [Pretty much] 00:02:30.560 --> 00:02:31.920 Because if that's the case, 00:02:32.840 --> 00:02:33.340 You win. 00:02:33.760 --> 00:02:39.880 BlockyKid917: Hey guys blockykid he- Blockykid... Pewds: blockykid917 00:02:40.800 --> 00:02:42.840 Ni- nine one seven here 00:02:43.300 --> 00:02:45.120 You don't even know your own name! 00:02:45.340 --> 00:02:45.840 DUUUUDE 00:02:45.840 --> 00:02:46.900 What the fuck! (Video playing in background) 00:02:46.980 --> 00:02:48.100 Maybe next time! 00:02:48.640 --> 00:02:49.500 Wel- lets listen to what he says 00:02:49.580 --> 00:02:50.080 and 00:02:50.080 --> 00:02:53.060 Today we will be talking about why I hate pewdiepie 00:02:53.160 --> 00:02:55.380 Pewdiepie... He's just............... 00:02:55.700 --> 00:02:56.700 a- a turd!!! [Get roasted!] 00:02:56.820 --> 00:02:58.020 I'm just a turd.... 00:02:58.520 --> 00:02:59.180 (repeats) I am just a turd! 00:02:59.720 --> 00:03:00.220 *Triple H's time to play the game begins in background+Trigger mode engaged* 00:03:00.380 --> 00:03:01.380 I'M JUST A TURD? 00:03:01.380 --> 00:03:03.260 WHO THE FUCK DO YOU CALL A FUCKING TURD?!?! 00:03:03.840 --> 00:03:05.640 I'LL COME HERE AND TURD ON YOUR FACE! 00:03:05.640 --> 00:03:06.220 [Poor banana ;~; ] 00:03:06.220 --> 00:03:07.720 I DON'T CARE IF IT'S ILLEGAL 00:03:07.760 --> 00:03:09.220 DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT?!?! [Yus] 00:03:09.260 --> 00:03:11.260 HOW FUCKING DARE *BASS* YOU CALL A TURD 00:03:11.580 --> 00:03:13.220 MY MOM CALLED ME A TURD! 00:03:13.500 --> 00:03:15.500 HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT 00:03:15.960 --> 00:03:17.600 FUCK YOU! YOU'RE A TURD!!!! 00:03:17.600 --> 00:03:20.300 YOU'RE A TURD YOU CURLY FACED SON OF A BITCH 00:03:20.440 --> 00:03:22.300 I WILL STAB YOU 00:03:22.300 --> 00:03:25.940 *Snaps out of drama mode...* 00:03:28.140 --> 00:03:28.940 Sorry 'bout that.. 00:03:28.940 --> 00:03:30.940 Motherfucking Malcolm: Pewdiepie haters are- 00:03:31.060 --> 00:03:32.120 Oh my god it's Malcolm 00:03:32.460 --> 00:03:34.280 One of my biggest general enemies 00:03:34.280 --> 00:03:35.700 Malcolm has returned 00:03:35.700 --> 00:03:39.840 Malcolm has had a long time to figure out a response 00:03:40.180 --> 00:03:41.340 How can I prepare 00:03:41.880 --> 00:03:43.640 For this about of fuckin' 00:03:44.080 --> 00:03:46.680 For this absolute fucking inferno 00:03:47.200 --> 00:03:49.200 That he's about to blaze upon me [Sacrifice JackSepticEye, QUICK!] 00:03:49.200 --> 00:03:51.200 Malcolm, please spare me 00:03:51.900 --> 00:03:54.520 "Haters are sucks dick" 00:03:56.180 --> 00:03:59.380 "Why Pewdiepie haters are so mean" 00:04:00.400 --> 00:04:02.400 I don't know thats why 00:04:02.720 --> 00:04:04.760 I agree, pewdiepie haters are mean Malcolm 00:04:04.760 --> 00:04:05.920 You make a great point 00:04:05.920 --> 00:04:07.980 Thank you finally for trusting me 00:04:08.140 --> 00:04:11.260 I really appreciate you finally building a little bit of trust 00:04:11.420 --> 00:04:12.820 *buzzer noise* Squeaker Jr.: Pewdie, 00:04:12.920 --> 00:04:14.120 Gaaaaay- 00:04:14.120 --> 00:04:16.120 Oh that's real creative oh that's ya ho 00:04:16.260 --> 00:04:17.340 *breaths in* [You okay Pewdie?] 00:04:17.340 --> 00:04:17.840 ah 00:04:17.840 --> 00:04:19.840 My number one insecurity 00:04:19.840 --> 00:04:21.100 About being gay 00:04:21.100 --> 00:04:22.540 How did you know about it? 00:04:22.780 --> 00:04:24.140 "Pewdiepie is gay" 00:04:24.140 --> 00:04:26.140 "He should have never existed" 00:04:26.140 --> 00:04:28.080 *sad piano music begins playing* "Pewdiepie should kill himself" 00:04:28.080 --> 00:04:29.600 "Or quit youtube" 00:04:29.600 --> 00:04:31.280 "Screw the bro army" 00:04:31.280 --> 00:04:34.620 'The bros are fat and should also kill themselves" 00:04:34.800 --> 00:04:37.280 "Brofist, more like gayfist" [How fucking dare you? :O] 00:04:37.520 --> 00:04:40.440 "Brofist, more like gayfist" 00:04:40.440 --> 00:04:42.140 THE ROASTS 00:04:42.140 --> 00:04:43.640 I CAN'T HANDLE THEM 00:04:43.640 --> 00:04:46.460 Some random kid: A thousand dollars off of each one 00:04:46.460 --> 00:04:48.580 *Sad Pewdiepie* Now tell me that is fair 00:04:48.600 --> 00:04:50.140 Yeah, it isn't 00:04:50.140 --> 00:04:51.640 S-stop 00:04:51.800 --> 00:04:55.520 I gotta say, pewdiepie can be funny [Wait a second..] 00:04:55.520 --> 00:04:56.380 Wha- 00:04:56.560 --> 00:04:57.560 Wha- the fu- 00:04:57.560 --> 00:04:59.800 MAKE UP YOUR GOD DAMN MIND DUDE! 00:04:59.800 --> 00:05:02.880 *Oh god not again* THE FUCK YOU PLAYING ME S-SOM-SOME KIND OF GAME?!?! 00:05:03.080 --> 00:05:08.040 Pewdiepie hater #9,552: I fricken don't want to see poodiepie on my front page at my youtube thing 00:05:08.040 --> 00:05:10.080 Every fuckin' day 00:05:10.080 --> 00:05:12.340 I'm sick and tired of it 00:05:12.340 --> 00:05:14.340 Motherfucke- 00:05:14.340 --> 00:05:16.340 *Hits camera with keyboard* 00:05:16.340 --> 00:05:18.340 *Laughter while dude has a passive rage* 00:05:20.300 --> 00:05:23.120 *breaths in* Ah dude 00:05:23.120 --> 00:05:26.340 Professional Roaster: Pewdiepie are you fucking kidding me?! 00:05:27.640 --> 00:05:31.240 "I can't fuckin stand you, you sonava (Son of a) bitch" 00:05:31.240 --> 00:05:33.140 I think this guy's actually legit 00:05:33.320 --> 00:05:36.300 "You're fucking useless youtuber you little cunt" 00:05:36.300 --> 00:05:38.240 Woa- Woa- Heyyy 00:05:38.320 --> 00:05:39.380 Heyyy 00:05:39.380 --> 00:05:42.300 "You make fuckin' shitty content you faggot" 00:05:42.300 --> 00:05:45.380 Jesus christ this guys is fucking blazing me 00:05:45.400 --> 00:05:48.480 "You delete your youtube channel you faggot" 00:05:48.480 --> 00:05:50.480 Pewds: No! Roastignkid1907: You make thousand of dollars 00:05:50.480 --> 00:05:51.840 Maybe million of doll- 00:05:52.480 --> 00:05:54.480 Thousands of dollars... 00:05:55.280 --> 00:05:57.020 That's cute *laughs* 00:05:57.500 --> 00:06:00.060 *Music begins in background* 00:06:00.060 --> 00:06:02.840 *Ear Rape coming up, you've been warned* Are you Fuckin' kidding me and they're not even good 00:06:02.880 --> 00:06:05.260 YOU FUCKING FAGGAAAAAAT 00:06:07.200 --> 00:06:08.100 Jesus.. *Not done yet o.o* 00:06:08.820 --> 00:06:11.660 KILL YOURSEEEEE 00:06:11.660 --> 00:06:13.040 *gasping* 00:06:13.580 --> 00:06:16.320 aah... Destroyed 00:06:16.320 --> 00:06:18.320 *Face of a defeated man :(* 00:06:18.320 --> 00:06:20.320 I have been destroyed 00:06:20.320 --> 00:06:22.320 Everything I worked so hard to create 00:06:22.320 --> 00:06:23.440 *Low pitched screeching* 00:06:26.560 --> 00:06:27.820 My Youtube channel 00:06:30.640 --> 00:06:32.100 It's over 00:06:32.100 --> 00:06:33.560 [Look at what you have done ;___; ] 00:06:33.560 --> 00:06:34.980 I give up 00:06:34.980 --> 00:06:36.520 Roasting kid 00:06:36.520 --> 00:06:37.040 *Continued low pitch screeching* 00:06:37.360 --> 00:06:38.100 1907 00:06:38.100 --> 00:06:38.980 *Panda sex* 00:06:38.980 --> 00:06:40.980 Has won 00:06:40.980 --> 00:06:42.980 The war :( 00:06:42.980 --> 00:06:44.980 Malcolm: PewDiePie hates you! 00:06:46.000 --> 00:06:48.000 Robot: PewDiePie should kill himself 00:06:48.000 --> 00:06:50.080 *Sad PewdiePie is sad* 00:06:50.900 --> 00:06:52.900 PewDiePie, he's just... 00:06:53.440 --> 00:06:55.440 a- a turd! 00:06:55.440 --> 00:06:56.960 *The words "a turd" echoing in the background* 00:06:57.140 --> 00:07:02.160 *Screeching slowly becoming more and more muffled* 00:07:03.880 --> 00:07:04.880 *Triple H's time to play the game begins in the background* 00:07:05.020 --> 00:07:06.500 Alright, listen up you fucking haters! [O shit!] 00:07:06.500 --> 00:07:08.500 I don't care who you are 00:07:08.500 --> 00:07:10.500 I don't care what your name is 00:07:10.500 --> 00:07:12.500 I don't care what your age is 00:07:12.500 --> 00:07:14.500 If you're a PewDiePie hater... 00:07:14.500 --> 00:07:16.500 I will come to your house 00:07:16.500 --> 00:07:18.500 And I will smash, your mum's ass- 00:07:18.500 --> 00:07:20.500 Sorry, I will smash your 00:07:20.500 --> 00:07:22.500 Door in, and I will 00:07:22.500 --> 00:07:23.480 Eat up your pet! 00:07:23.480 --> 00:07:25.060 And I will 00:07:25.060 --> 00:07:27.060 Pee on your... I will fart on your... [Getting there Pewds] 00:07:27.060 --> 00:07:29.060 God da.. I will fart on your pillow [There you go :)] 00:07:29.060 --> 00:07:31.060 Fuck you! To all the haters 00:07:31.440 --> 00:07:34.360 You can go, and unsubscribe 00:07:34.360 --> 00:07:34.880 to yourself [OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO] 00:07:36.140 --> 00:07:38.140 *Laughs* 00:07:39.620 --> 00:07:41.620 Oh, that's so bad 00:07:41.620 --> 00:07:43.620 Ah I love it <3