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你們以為我會在乎?

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我看起來像會理你們嗎?

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我可是地球上最屌的人啊

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你覺得屁孩在網上散布廢文能讓我離開YouTube嗎?

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你抱了這種想法一秒的話,那就去你的!

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我接下來就看看你們的垃圾影片,

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絕對會變得超紅的

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不要批評我啊

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我不知道我還能維持這種表面的氣勢多久

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首先看看第一個酸民的影片吧

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酸民影片

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來...來談談PewDiepie怎樣...怎樣吸屁眼吧

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你連屁眼也不會吸呢!

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那是一種圓形的東西,看看我

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我真想吸一下唷~

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而且他的女朋友是蕾絲邊

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甚麼?

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你怎麼會知道的?

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你到底怎樣知道的?

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你們這些人好像都在跪拜他耶

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我肯定PewDiePie懂催眠術什麼的

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而你們這群人就是被他催眠了

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所以你們都在那個娘泡幫跪拜他

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嗯

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他在這裏停了

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真聰明

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你們這群人就是被他催眠了

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這不是真的!

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可惡,我沒有催眠你們啦!

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一個人都沒有!

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絕對不會是Marzia!

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我要保留我的體力,這個屁孩不值得我去浪費它

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PewDiePie爛死了!

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他簡直是一個笑話!

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我們討厭他!

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我們是比他好的遊戲實況主!

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真不明白為什麼有人要說「我要駭你,PewDiePie!」

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那分明是騙局,我們不會相信啊

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我們才是真材實料的,PewDiePie!

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難堪的感覺...令我想殺掉自己

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為什麼你有這麼多訂閱者,PewDiePie?

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你可以送一些給我嗎?

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不可以

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他媽的怎麼了?

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他媽的怎麼了?只是這樣?

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你們怎樣啊,兄弟們?

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這傢伙是來真的?

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我叫PewDiePie

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是網上的那個瘋子...

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這個快變成網絡爆紅圖片了

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像個白痴那樣追蹤、討厭PewDiePie吧

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因為...如果現實真的是這樣,你就贏了

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嗨,我叫Blocky Kid...Blocky Kid

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Block Kid 917

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9...917...

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你連你的名字也不記得啊,老兄

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他媽的怎麼了?

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說不定你下次記得吧

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來聽一下他要說什麼

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我要雪一下維什麼我討二PewDiePie

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PewDiePie...他只是一坨屎

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我是一坨屎?

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我只是一坨屎?

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我只是一坨屎?

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你在叫誰做他媽的屎?

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我要來扭轉你的臉

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我不在乎這是不是非法的

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我看起來好像會理你嗎?

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你竟然敢這樣叫我!

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只有我媽才會叫我做一坨屎

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你竟然有膽子這樣和我說話

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去你的

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你是一坨屎!你全家都是一坨屎!

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你這個爆炸頭混蛋!

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婊子,我會來踩爆你!

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對不起

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PewDiePie的酸民是...

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天啊,Malcom

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是我其中一個最強的普通敵人

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Malcom回來了

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Malcom花了不少時間去想怎樣回應我

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我應該怎樣去預備他要給我的

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這個他媽的、絕對他媽的地獄?

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Malcom,請放過我吧

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PewDiePie的酸民都是混蛋

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我的PewDiePie酸民很尖酸刻薄

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我不太明白

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我認同,PewDiePie酸民真的很尖酸刻薄

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Malcom,你提出了一個很棒的論點

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感謝你最終相信了我

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我真的很感激你終於對我建立了一點信任

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真的很有創意喔,整個都是...

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我最大的不安...就是自己變得很娘泡

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你是怎樣知道的?

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PewDiePie很gay

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他不應該存在於這個世界上

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他應該跑去自殺或者退出YouTube

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兄弟幫去死吧

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兄弟們很胖

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而且都應該跑去殺掉自己

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兄弟拳是娘泡拳才對

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兄弟拳是娘泡拳才對

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我不能應付這些屁孩了

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一個人就給一千元

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這樣公平嗎?

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沒錯,一點也不

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不要再說了

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我必須要說

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PewDiePie不可能這麼有趣

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他媽的怎麼了?

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認清他媽的事實吧,老兄!

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你是在和我玩哪種他媽的遊戲?

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我不想他媽的每天都在YouTube首頁看到PewDiePie

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我已經感到厭倦和反感了,混蛋

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去那個的

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老兄

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PewDiePie,你是他媽的和我開玩笑嗎?

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我不能再忍受你這個狗娘養的!

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其實我覺得這傢伙很靠譜呢

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你這個沒用的渣渣...

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喔,喔,喂

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喂!

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糟糕的白痴混蛋

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天啊,這傢伙震撼我的小心靈了

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&@^#%#^%&@

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你可能賺了幾千元,甚至是幾萬元

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幾千元

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真可愛啊

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你是他媽的在開玩笑嗎?

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你甚至沒有去...

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你這個他媽的混蛋!!!!!

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天啊

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去自殺吧!!!!!

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壞了

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我被弄壞了

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雖然我這麼努力去拍片

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我的Youtube頻道

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完了

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我放棄了

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Roasting Kid 1907

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在這場戰爭中贏了

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PewDiePie酸民

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PewDiePie應該跑去自殺

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PewDiePie...他只是一坨屎

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好啦,酸民你們全都給我聽住

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我不關心你們是誰

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我不關心你們叫什麼

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我不關心你們幾多歲

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如果你是PewDiePie酸民

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我會跑到你家給你媽屁股一拳

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對不起

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我會打爆你家的門

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然後吃掉你的寵物

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之後我會...

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尿在你的...

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放屁...

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可惡

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在你的枕頭上放屁

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去你們的,酸民們

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你們可以去取消訂閱自己

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真壞啊,我喜歡