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*WINDOWS XP LOG IN INTRO*

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All right everyone! It's time to continue with the green screen competition

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We got a lot, we got so much fucking weird shit.

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I forget to turn on my light, I guess the lighting's so good hey i dont need it

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I look sparkly and shiny and beautiful and... Perfect complex skin anyway, thank you very...

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But enough about me!

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Let's keep watching the green screen competition submissions!

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This is creepy man...

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"FUCKING PIGGER"

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PEWDS THEME: NO ONE TOLD YA LIFE WAS GOING TO BE THIS WAYYYY (ahhhh..)

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*laughs*

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Well that's a tv show I wanna watch!

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One pewds man

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Alright, alright, alright

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ONE PUUUUUU- *seizure*

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*Someone call 911*

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HEYHEHE--Edgar

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I want to have my own anime so bad.

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*Epic music*

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*Epic music*

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Why America? Should be Sweden, man.

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That's fucking good shit, man.

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*Pewds barfs and then laughs*

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*Dolphin laugh*

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Get em, Malcolm!

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Really, it just--

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Thank you for everyone else submitting

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But this one was clearly the best one

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Jesus Christ.

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"Hey, you! Fuck you! Don't like you!"

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Pewdiepie meets Zoey

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*Prepare to fight!*

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JESUS. Thumbnail!

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Is that Zoey from Left 4 Dead?

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What the hell that doesn't even make any fucking sense.

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*Goat has landed*

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*claps* Take it back!

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That was the winner!

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"Oh, I love this"

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"It feels hot"
*Intense Harry Potter look then Hermione eye roll*

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"Oh, you know what I'm gonna do with this..."

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"...What I'm gonna do with this"

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*Pewds laughs*

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*sexual moans*
*Pewds looking traumatised*

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"Oh, momma!"

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"It hurts a little bit"
*Nose laugh*

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"That's a little too hard"

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To be fair, what was I expecting, honestly...

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I don't know.

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Oh, God. Attack on Titan.

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Attack on Pewds!

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Attack on P-AHUH

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Dis gon be gud

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(Laughter)

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Oh, no.

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"I have landed"

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"I'm so sorry, didn't mean anything bad"

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"I will just--UHHG"

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*wind splosions*
*Pewds laughing as people die*

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No

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*More laughter*

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So shit but so gu--so gud.

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Filthy Frank with PewDiePie

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What the fuck?
*ranting in the background*

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That looks legit, man

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"Mah name and likeness, huh?!"

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When the Big Boss--
"Someone's newsfeed..."

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"Wait... that's my news"

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"Fuck you, you just got pranked!"
*Pewds laughing*

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*sounds of gunfire and cast iron frying pans*

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"Hey, you. Fuck you."

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"PREPARE TO FIGHT"

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*fighting sound effects*

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It's ya boy!

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*echoes of "FOCK YOU" as Pewds WTFs*

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"PewDiePie, you want war? You can have it!"

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I mean, I'd pay to watch it.

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Coming this never.
Just like Kingdom Hearts 3, huh...

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*Pewds bleeps and bloots*
Ooh

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"Feels nice and spicy"

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What the fuck?

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What the FUCK?

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What da--
"TOP OF DA MORNIN TO YA LADDIES"

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Oh, hello! I need to start watching Game of Thrones... (wait 'til he finds out they're twins)

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*Cersei going "stop, stop"*

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"I'm so sorry, didn't mean anything bad"

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"I will just--" *gets pushed out window*

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"Subscribe to PewDiePie"

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*Jaime going "are you completely mad?"*

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"How do you think I got this many subs?"

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*Cersei "He saw us!" (no shit Cersei, kid's got eyes)

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"RWOOAHHH"

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NO! NO!

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PEWDIEPIE NO!

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"He gave you this"
Hey, another Matrix--yes

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*Matrix and Pewds laughing*

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Oh, nice lip-sync.

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Oh, no! It's Dillon and Malcolm!

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*Dramatic music*

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I don't know who the third guy is...

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"Malcolm!"

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*Malcolm: PewDiePie sucks!*

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*too many voices to subtitle including Elrond murmurs*

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Oh, whoa!

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Dha ha ha!

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*Pewds inhales*

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*Dat Matrix music*

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So good.

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You know, it will have taken so long to superimpose all this shit, man

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Oh, whoa!

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Holy shiet!

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Hey! A-ha ha ha

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*Pewds being a fabulous rocket*

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*Pewds applause*
That was so good. That was so fucking good.

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Thank you Lord-- George Lewd...cas?

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"That's how you get number one on YouTube"

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"Wanna see a magic trick?"
*Pewds + Joffrey lovechild CONFIRME*

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*Pewds WTFs*

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*He WTFs again*
*More ranting by Malcolm*

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Oh my GOD that looks so good! What the hell!

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Game of Subs...

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That Edgar shot...

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These are so creative, I love it.

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It's so much fun to go through these

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Nhu-Huh-Huh (look you try subtitling Pewds' laughing)

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Oh my God...

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Oh!

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*creep laughter and splosions*

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This is so cool!

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(Caption author notes: These are undertale sfx up until now)

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*demented cat sounds*

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Dha-ha-ha

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*More Pewds laughter*

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I hate them creams...

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It's true, I hate creams. It's disgusting.

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Now you know how to defeat me...

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Just throw a Japanese cream mask in my face...

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That sounds weird, but it's true

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"Dear pewdiepie, this is your landlord"

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What?

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"the reason why i really kicked you out

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Is not because i'm a homophobic

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It's because i loooove you,

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Oh.

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and i hope you accept my.. [pewdiepie sucks in background] apology

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Okay.

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*More Pewds orgasm*

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Okay.

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*creeper Pewds* *static noises*

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Apology accepted. What can I say...

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You still kicked me out, though.

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PewDiePie chases Markiplier

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*Markiplier background enthusiasm*

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*Pewds laughing*

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*Bangs on door* "Pewdiepie!"

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I want it to be longer!

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Oh, no.

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It's an MMD of Five Nights At Freddie's?

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Oh, it's ma laser!

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He makes such awesome MMDs

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I like how you bros-- oh, shiet!

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OOOH he's coming! He's coming!

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"What is uuuppp, Drama Alert nation!"

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"I'm your host, K-K-Killer--"

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*dat static doe*

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That's some good shit.

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They say the worst jumpscare of all is Pewdiepie's ass.

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*epic remix*

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What?

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Holy shit the amount of editing that would go into this!

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Oh yeah, so some of you flat out stole

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Other people's submissions

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Like, that's not cool. We, we know if you're pulling that shit.

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You get banned for it, alright.

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So, have fun.

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*Lion King music to Lady and the Tramp. Ok*

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*Pewds WTFs once more*
*At least you're a lady, Pewds*

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No... No!

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No furry shit!
*I take it back, you're no lady Pewds*

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God. Stop. No!

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God damn it.

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Then the Lion King soundtrack in the back-- that's, yeah, that's...

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Why would you think of this!?

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Okay...

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*running noises* --- *engine noises*

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*screams* *splosions*

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*Pewds speechless for a full 14 seconds*

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Um..

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....

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You don't win the competition.

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Oh my God, K-drama!

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I. Love. K-Drama!

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*korean, probably saying stop.* ----*pewdiepie saying "do you like me like this?"

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Yep, that was pretty--spretty... pretty slammin', man

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"How's it going bros? This is PewDiePie...

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vote trump..."

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*RAGE*

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*Pewds laugh*

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Oh, it's not even funny, but-- it's funny.

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*Insanity*

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Great use of... uh...

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3 seconds, I gotta say.

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*Insanity repeats*

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Yep. You did it. 3 seconds. That takes-- that takes talent, man.

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"My name's PewDiePie!"

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"What? What are you going to be doing?"

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"You wanna see a magic trick?"

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"Ok, I love a mystery. Go ahead and do what it is you do."

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"I can fly."

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Oh my God...

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Fuck's sake.

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*Pewds sounding like he giving birth*

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*Pewds laugh*

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"I have landed."

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Yeeee-he-he-hees!

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*Pewds struggling to breathe*

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Oh, that was good. That was really good.

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Pewdiepie versus Pewdiepie. Oh my Lord.

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Is that the-- It's the Brighton Beach! Yeah, yeah yeah.

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"How's it going bros, this is PewdiePie"

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"Hey, you! Fuck you! Don't like you!"

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"Prepare to fight!"

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Eyyy... Oh! Oh! OH!

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PewDiePie wins!

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Oh, he's got a combo! He's got a com...

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Round Two

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*Pewds laugh*

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Holy shit

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That's so good!

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Oh! Oh!

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Oh, for fuck sake-- no, no. It was great until this point

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With the amount of sh-- like, the footage that we gave was so shit

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And then, they-- youtube.com/savethekiddies managed to do that, out of that

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That's pretty fucking impressive, man

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That was good. That was really good.

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PewdiepieMEME.exe

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Holy shit

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Oh!

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Oh, yeah!

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Nice!

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Holy shit!

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Oh, for fuck's sake

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Dude, that was fucking awesome

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A spicy meme, indeed

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I loved every single one of these

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So fun. Thank you so much for submitting to the green screen content... test

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Next one will be... the meme contest.

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Pewdiepie meme contest, it should be a fucking... clusterfuck, I'm sure.

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Link to that is in the description.

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Thank you so much for watching and thank you so much for submitting

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And as always, bros, I know you will...

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Stay awesome bros!