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*slurp juice*

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Edited in drinking (gulping) sounds

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WOW (waaaoowww sounds)

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New merch available; it's an entirely original concept.

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(laughs)

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You can finally embrace that you're working at a fast-food restaurant

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Everybody

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whack Donald's it's a place to be

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Designed by me hooray

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It's got Walmart quality.

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It's a limited offer

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Enough dabbing.

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Let's begin the video

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It's a video I have been wanting to make for a very long time.

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I want to check out my most popular videos
 (dun dun dun sounds plays in background)

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I haven't checked in a very very long time.

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It's one of those things

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I just don't look at. It's delving into the past and I don't like it. The three phases of Pewdiepie

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Do I look stupid? cuz I think I look pretty high

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*fridays with pewdiepie*

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It's been a while haven't

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Hasn't it. English

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*epic bridge scene*

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What a fucking—

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*laughs*

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Yeah, I don't know if I like phase three

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The thing is, I know my most popular videos are gonna be really old. You know what, let's just get this over with. Sort by...

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Most popular. Most people associate a channel by their most popular videos; it-it's pretty obvious. A funny montage

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83 million views. God damn!

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I had no idea. If I had guessed, I would say it got 40 million views.

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How?

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Who's watching this and why? Five years ago

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First of all, if you call something funny, it's immediately not funny. So this video should be great

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I feel like the mother fuckin stuck in this duck

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It makes me wanna quack like what the fuck is that?

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Oh. Oh. You gonna make a tower. Make a tower.

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Go left. Yes that's right.

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That's not right you call that right, whamen?

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No.

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Hold it.

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Hold it!

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*screams like a girl*

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A good example of loud equals funny. You really did it there, Felix. Good job

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I love that game. That is a really good...

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Man, that's terrible. You can't even see what's going on. I did like how I had this...

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heartbeat sensor

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That's pretty cool. That's pretty original

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You were always there beside me

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*laughs*

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Oh, I remember this.

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Okay, fine, this one is still funny

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Oh shit

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Why do you know-- What man I look so crazy. I look at me; I look insane

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Alright, okay, it's funny. It's kind of funny

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A lot of it is cringy but I get why people think it's funny. My second most viewed video is level

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level seven of

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scare PewDiePie

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53 million views

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GOD

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*rabies*

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As stressful as these were to film, not just because of

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Me trying to keep up with everything that was going on. But also the show itself like going through all these traumatic experiences

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I always look back on it like really fun memories. They were good times. It's a shame

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They put this as the the free episode cuz I think it's one of the weaker ones

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I think just because it was Outlast, people thought it would be cool

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52 million views! The Ruby Play Button. But it's one of those video... that haircut Felix like what in the world?

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I remember the guy that gave me that haircut. He was like we're gonna do something different. I'm like, oh, okay

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I don't know what it is with packages...

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That is so f....n exciting. I really wish I could just be an unboxing channel. That would just be so much fun. Oh

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I guess there's really nothing interesting here. We literally just I'm glad we squeezed this one out to ten minutes

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And look people just want to know what the award was it's a terrible video funny gaming montage what is this six years ago

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Damn, I think we're going here. Should we just leave Jeremy? What? Yes

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Jeremy brings these things to us, sir

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Just like he always wanted that's my dream with Oliver

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WE SHIP PEWDS AND CRY

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It was genuinely funny I forgot about that

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That's nice, I'm glad I could genuinely enjoy it a clip that's that's fantastic

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This is great. I thought I would just cringe. That's hilarious

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Locate the entrance to Alpha Labs 4... What does this say?

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Death is coming

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You don't know

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It's like those moderately funny perfect timing twitch

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Donation montage or whatever. I don't know. I guess I'm done here Jimbo. Oh, that was close

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whoa

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Somebody out there

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I like how I took the chair with me as well

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Ah, they're not so bad.

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They're not so bad kind of makes me wish now I get it- *high pitched* oh pewdiepie you were better-

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You're right. You're right. You were right all along. I think people look at these montages and they you know, it's a snippet

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It's a three second clip if I did a funny montage now. Oh boy. Oh boy

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You would be... you would be very happy...

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I remember this.

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What is that laugh dude.

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I was really not that funny. Next up we had flappy bird

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I remember I played this game and then right after it completely blew up. I didn't even play flappy bird in this video.

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I played Dumb Ways To Die, which is also an amazing game, but then I afterwards I played flappy bird bad sense being the genius

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I am I changed the title and the thumbnail to flappy bird and

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There you go. Boom 35 million views Thank You Felix. You greedy bastard next up

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We have the video where I said, I would delete my channel. The biggest "It´s just a prank bro" in history

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I didn't think anyone would actually believe me. I didn't think people would be like, "oh my god, is he actually gonna do it?"

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I don't even remember why at least I don't remember the reason why I think I remember in the headspace

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I was I was really fed up with being in the position. I was it's two months before the disaster

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I didn't like being the biggest channel. I didn't like

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Having so much attention to me

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I've said it many times that I would rather just be a smaller channel so I could just do my own thing and

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Literally no one would care

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Like I never asked to be in this position

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I genuinely felt like I can actually delete my channel and just start a new one. At that time

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I was working with a lot of different people, you know

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I had companies and stuff like that. And I knew that if I deleted my channel, it would be a huge

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repercussion for

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Other people so I I knew I couldn't do it but I did genuinely consider it. Scare PewDiePie never came out anyway

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so, you know.

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I could have just done it I should have just done it. Damn it. Next up. We have my draw my life video

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I got accepted to my first choice of university and

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Everything seemed fine. *piano music*

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I started to become more creative *piano music continues*

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That's really not a good video I feel like I could have done that a lot better

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Then we have literally Jake Paul and Logan Paul

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I guess people like hearing someone sh*t on Jake and Logan.

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Next up we had the brofist by Roomie

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So when you upload every single day if anyone comes to you and say hey

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I can get you a video covered for that day. Yes, please

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Yes

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I will take it and Roomie came to me with this song that he made he spent a long time

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On this song and he did an amazing job on it. So I mean I get free views. Roomie gets great exposure

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He's a talented dude. And yeah, it's an amazing video. I had nothing to do with it. Literally nothing

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It's a really good song

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"No Swear Electric Challenge (The

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Impossible Game). Good title Felix, very good title.

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That actually hurts by the way, it genuinely hurts. Don't use that on your own your kids. I almost said

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Don't use that on your pets and your kids. Oh

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Look at me I'm like crying almost.

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This is a weird period in YouTube where

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*think of it Felix*

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Punishment and video game was somehow a popular trend like the hot pepper or hot sauce if you die or you

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Would do all these challenges. It's just like I'm glad that trend is over

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Okay, because it was not fun. This video got demonetized because...

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Damn it

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It's a great video I'm not gonna show it it's hilarious. You should watch it

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It's basically me and and Brad s..tposting at its finest and then of course that try not to laugh challenge

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So here's seven months ago a year ago a year ago six months ago

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So there are a lot of their recent ones. It's just the top ones are really

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Like long ago, this is really fun. I really genuinely enjoyed reflecting a little bit on the past and

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and uh not necessarily cringing just

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In an endearing way I felt like. That was my most popular videos. Have you checked them out yet? What do you think?

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*Bring back old pewdiepie. I prefer old pew-*

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Me too, trust me, me, too

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You think I want to be like this, huh?

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It's interesting because you have my you see the difference everyone changes, but it's nice to see

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it's nice to

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See some growth and some change in in a in a positive way, but also not just completely hating your past. I don't know

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It's kind of cool like eight years is a long time.

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I'm lucky to still be here and I think about that all the time. So thank you everyone that keeps supporting the channel

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honestly, I wouldn't be here without you and

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Also

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Double thank you if you buy the merch. All right, you're supposed to layer it, okay

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I spend a lot of time on it, please. Thank you

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It's got Walmart quality. Bye

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*Bring the ASS outro everybody*

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GOD

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Buy the merch please guys