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I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE.

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TO BE ENTERTAINED.

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ISN'T THAT RIGHT?

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Well you're in the wrong place.

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BOI

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*laughs*

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What is the peak level of comedy?

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That's right you guessed it,

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Right, congratulations

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Pewdiepie compilation videos made by

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Fans

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YEAH BOII

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Uhh- ye---  You search practically any Youtuber

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Followed with compilations,

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And --you're gonna get a bunch of weird
compilations that probably no one should

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Ever click on but the- some how
they're made anyway!

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So I thought why don't I search

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PewDiePie compilation and
appreciate

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what you guys,

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My bros

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My fans

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What have you done for me?

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Y'know I do so much for you,

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What have you done for-

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Me the answer- spoilers- nothing.

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But let's look it in anyway.

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Alright what do we have here-

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-got here first
"Pewdiepie say"-

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-Okay lets move on

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"Ultimate cuphead rage compilation"

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I don't even remember getting mad playing cuphead

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And you know why?

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Cuz' I'm not a low level game journalist scumbag

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Who can't play video games, okay?

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I don't get angry at video games.

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Video games get angry at ME

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*Francis Raging*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Felix: Look at this ablist and ablers.
*Francis still screaming*

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Getting angry,

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Screaming

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like a child at a video game.

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( ♪ ♪ ♪ )

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(BAM)

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Felix: Breaking their controllers-

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-Oh look, there's me..

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Past Felix: You know what fine ):l I don't want to play thi-
Felix: Look at dat

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hand gesture that's- that's stepping
out of line man,

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I sure got the it therw--

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That really deserve to be part of the-

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RAGE compilation, okay?

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well I'm glad th- the- This has gone off to a..

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Pretty...below average start so far,

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I don't know WHY you're still here,

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We really set the bar extremely low

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Uhh..

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BUT WAIT-

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But wait! We have..

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"Pewdiepie Sneeze Compilation"

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Felix: There's a compilation of me sneezing

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???: But i don't know if you're actually able to..

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*Sneezes*

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*Sneezes*

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Past Felix: Jesus!

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Past felix: Make 'em find ja-

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"Igottasneeze"

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Ugh

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Past felix: Fuckin sneeze man!

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ughhh!

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Ethan: -This on my own.

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Past Felix: Don't be like that Ethan

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*sneez

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Ugh.

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Past Felix: I dunno what we're doin but i have to-

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SNEEZE!
*Sneezes*

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Past Felix: UGH
Felix: Wow.

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Felix: Wow, isn't this peak level of
entertainment,

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It doesn't get better than this!

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Y-you say to yourself while
watching:

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"I am living the high life."

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I bet you sitting- Sizzling away on a little whiskey,

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With your feets e-

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Kick back and-

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You di-ks out--

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(Christian song plays)

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No! Christian channel! Please,

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Put your

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Put your

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Put your

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Put your thing back into the thing.

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Thank you :)

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But we have..

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"Pewdiepie oh mah gah"

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"Compilation."

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Oh mah Gah!

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Oh mah Gah! x2

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Oh mah Gah! 3x

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Oh mah Gah! x4

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Oh mah Gah! x5

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Oh mah..

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G A H x6

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OH MAH GAH! x7

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Oh mah Gah! x8

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OH MAH GAH! x9

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Oh mah Gah! x10

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Oh mah Gah! x11

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Oh mah Gah! x12

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Oh mah-

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GAH x13
*Slowmotion*

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Oh mah Gah! x14

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Oh mah Gah! x15

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Oh mah-

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GAAAHHH x16

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*Smacks lips*
This is really bad You laugh You lose video

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*Laughs*

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"Pewdiepie MOANING Compilation"

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what in the world...

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Past felix: I wish i was i do.

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Felix: Ew

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"Oh, that ass"

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Felix: Very nice :)

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no x4

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Not just very nice.

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Very nice compilation

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Hew we go awgayn

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Vary nice :)

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Very nice x2

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It's very nice x3

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That's really nice x4

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NICE x5

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It's very nice!  x6

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Very nice x7

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It's very VERY nice x8

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Very nice x9

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Very nice x10

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Very nice x11

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Very nice~ x12

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Very nice x13
*Chuckles*

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Very nice x14

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Very nice! x15

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Very nice x16

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Very nice x17

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Vary nice :D x18

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very nice x??

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Very nice x19

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Very nice x20

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Very nice! x21

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Very nice x22

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Very nice x23

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Very nice x24

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Nice very nice x25

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Very nice x26

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It's very nice! x27

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It's very nice x28

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It's very nice x29

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Very nice x30

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VERY NICE x31

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VERY NICE x32

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Incredible!

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Ye- yu- ye--

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*wheezes*

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YouTube seven years has really given me
a diverse vocabulary that I can use for-

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my advantage and for a comedic effect,
that really hits the punch. Hits the punch

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of the audience, What is he gonna say
next? I don't know, Is he gonna do that

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very nice? or the verrryyy niiice, you know?
It's a surprise every time, It's a joy-

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It's a joy watching my videos.

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I get it

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I get it x2

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I get it x3

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Wamen compilation.

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-waman repeated many times-

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IT'S SO ANNOYING!

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I don't know why you hold

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old Pewdiepie to such high regard,
racist, jew-hating, homophobe, wamen, hating,

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non respecting...

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And every other bad words

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You can give someone.

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Me?

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Current Pewdiepie? Perfect specimen;
Messiah of YouTube. Thank you :)

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♪ ♪ ♪

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Pewdiepie swearing in Swedish montage~!

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*Creepy music*

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Felix: Almost a million views!

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Old felix: JAVLA RASOV!
*Translate: Fucking racial)

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I've should have known

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Oh no *screaming noises*

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*beep*

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Quack!

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Oh and... If you're out of breath, apparently you can't fucki-

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Screaming*

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It wasn't fuuuhunny!

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helvetes jävla bajs i röven jag ska fan dra ut allt på
*Hell's damn poop in the ass I'll fuck out everything*

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Javla Fita
*Fucking hell*

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Swedish sounds so weird, doesn't it? It's a weird language.

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Who came up with it?

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Swedish people?

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What's wrong with them?

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Whats wrong with them.. x2

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Pewdiepie cry compilation #1!

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Why can't he do it?

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Shoot 'em!

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Cri-

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Oh my god.

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Guys we have hit the mother lode,

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I can't believe it.

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Pewdiepie Fart compilation-- *Laughs*

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Someone took time out of their day to watch through
my videos to find specifically the

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moments in which gas leaves my butthole.

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(happy music)

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OOOOOOOOOOO!

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OOO IT'S GONNA BE  JU- ROCKET SPEED.

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*Dramatic music*

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*Fort*

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It was Edgar!

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Did you see that?!

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I just wanna point out-
I am...

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you're watching Pewdiepie, laughing at
himself farting. Just- just so you know

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okay great

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All right, what do we got next? What could possibly beat Pewdiepie fartings-

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Nazi compilations... What are you, wall street journal? Get out of here, come on.

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My name a'Jeff compilation. Thank you!
This is where I put my money!

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I've been practicing a lot for this.

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Ahah..

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Mah nama- eh- A

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J  E  F  F

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Mah name a' Jeff!

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Mah name a' jeff! x2

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Mah-

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MAh NAme E JeFf x3

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Pewdiepie laughing compilation. 
I don't- I don't know, I guess, we're..

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This is so dumb. *Chuckles* So dumb.
Oh my god, what happened?

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Where did it go wrong?

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Stop.!

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Pewdiepie, Jacksepticeye references compilation,

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Very nice :)

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I see they're playing Jacksepticeye on the radio- NO THANKS.. .That's Jacksepticeye playing again

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Let's play this baby. Hopefully it's not
a Jacksepticeye video. Ain't nothin worse than that shit.

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It's disgusting mess
of God knows what, probably Jacksepticeye

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Got him.
I can't stop. It's like a tourettes at this
point. Suppose we will go down to

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the hellhole as I like to call it, also Jacksepticeye's asshole

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I'm kidding, Sorry Jack. I love you. You know that.

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Fuck, fuck, fuck. Goddamn these things are so fucking annoying!

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It's like a little Top 'a the mornin' to ya, in my face.

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Oh hey, it's Jacksepticeye...

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(It's Jacksepticeye)
Everything is Jacksepticeye. Good job Felix, you really know how to make a funny.

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Well, you know, that was a nice little trip to the past.
I enjoy that it. It makes you think. It makes

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It makes you truly open your eyes

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To uh..

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How bad my channel is. This is it.

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This is- This is what my compilations are made of.
I don't know what it says about me. Maybe

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it says more about me than you, cuz these
are pretty bad. No wait...

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Thank you guys for making these, I
appreciate it. Thank you guys for

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monetizing my content, how dare you. I would never, ever monetize someone else's

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content. All my content is original and
pure. How dare you, disgust- *Burps* Oh, that's gonna

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make it in the burp compilation. Yes! Very nice! Thank you guys, I appreciate it and as

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always remember to smile more.