WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:09.170 Hey, it's me, PewDiePie and welcome to Friday's with... 00:00:09.170 --> 00:00:13.160 *Moment of silence for PewDiePie* 00:00:13.160 --> 00:00:15.160 ... 00:00:15.160 --> 00:00:17.160 ... 00:00:17.860 --> 00:00:19.200 ''ALZHEIMERS'' 00:00:19.200 --> 00:00:24.740 Last week, I asked you bros, to submit your best PewDiePie memes. If I know you, bros, correct 00:00:24.740 --> 00:00:29.960 This is probably going to be pretty shit, cringey and unfunny, just like me. LETS WATCH!! 00:00:30.240 --> 00:00:33.220 Also, new competition down in the description, check it out 00:00:33.220 --> 00:00:33.720 Uh 00:00:33.720 --> 00:00:35.720 It's basically photoshop time, boys 00:00:35.720 --> 00:00:39.060 The floor is a quality content 00:00:40.140 --> 00:00:42.560 Shut up my... hehehe 00:00:42.560 --> 00:00:45.480 The floor is making video below 10 00:00:45.480 --> 00:00:46.720 *Gasping* 00:00:47.580 --> 00:00:51.080 How to recognize early signs of autism 00:00:58.820 --> 00:01:01.200 *Chuckle* 00:01:03.680 --> 00:01:08.660 Seems like a very informative and great video that I would love to watch. Also, 00:01:08.700 --> 00:01:12.260 Buy a fidget spinner as well to test yourself today. 00:01:12.840 --> 00:01:14.680 How to respect women 00:01:14.680 --> 00:01:16.200 Today, I'm here with a lovely 00:01:16.200 --> 00:01:18.200 Beautiful, me 00:01:18.789 --> 00:01:20.130 Yeah, exactly 00:01:20.130 --> 00:01:22.360 This is not true, I respect wahmen. 00:01:22.560 --> 00:01:26.100 I want someone to look at me, like PewDiePie looks at Conan 00:01:27.780 --> 00:01:31.160 He is a beautiful man. He's very tall, extremely tall actually. 00:01:31.160 --> 00:01:32.620 This one is fucking amazing 00:01:33.220 --> 00:01:35.220 Ya, where's the ya? 00:01:35.740 --> 00:01:36.620 Ya 00:01:36.620 --> 00:01:39.380 ''What is uppppp Drama Alert Nation'' Aw, come on 00:01:55.980 --> 00:01:57.500 More memes, please 00:01:57.860 --> 00:01:58.700 *Throws up a little* 00:01:58.940 --> 00:02:00.940 Ah, look how cute 00:02:01.300 --> 00:02:03.560 England is my city. Oh no 00:02:03.560 --> 00:02:05.560 It's retarded 00:02:06.200 --> 00:02:13.040 ''England is my city'' such a dead meme now, but it will, it will stay in my heart in a very special place forever. 00:02:13.480 --> 00:02:17.220 Also Nick, if you want to call me anytime at night 00:02:18.220 --> 00:02:21.540 For a little bit of swiggity, swooty, poodie pie botty 00:02:22.280 --> 00:02:25.720 You know where to find me. I'm gonna have to go with me. 00:02:29.000 --> 00:02:31.779 I remember tweeting this to Miley Cyrus, like ''Hey Miley, 00:02:31.780 --> 00:02:36.960 You stole my outfit''. It got like thirty thousand retweets or some shit, but she never responded 00:02:36.960 --> 00:02:38.960 *sad music* 00:02:40.160 --> 00:02:47.560 Nice. Oh, uh, old mene, but I appreciate it. Just because PJ is a whamen, it's okay. 00:02:47.560 --> 00:02:52.600 It's just a handshake, God damn it. God fucking damn it 00:02:52.600 --> 00:02:53.240 *cringe* 00:02:53.240 --> 00:02:54.380 Ah ha ha ha 00:02:54.380 --> 00:02:58.060 I love how, I looked at my hand afterwards as well like... 00:02:58.060 --> 00:03:01.760 ''Ou, stupid hand. Y-you really messed that one up, didn't ya?'' 00:03:01.900 --> 00:03:05.400 Haha, I'll never forget that moment. It's ingrained 00:03:06.980 --> 00:03:13.180 Cemented into my mind. Anytime I try to do a handshake, I just get PTSD and I start shaking 00:03:13.200 --> 00:03:17.660 ''I just wanna play games, smoke cigars, drink whiskey and suck dick'' 00:03:18.140 --> 00:03:20.140 Marzia:''Oh that's good to know'' 00:03:20.140 --> 00:03:22.140 r-r-r-r-r-r-r-roasted 00:03:22.640 --> 00:03:26.860 The fuck do you find these reactions faces, Jesus Christ 00:03:26.860 --> 00:03:28.860 Mah name eh Jeff 00:03:28.860 --> 00:03:31.640 The floor is ''Try not to...'' challenges ehahah 00:03:32.360 --> 00:03:34.360 GOD DAMNIT 00:03:35.430 --> 00:03:40.549 The floor is outdated memes. Kazoo kid - upgrade - okey, ah 00:03:43.890 --> 00:03:45.890 Want some bread? 00:03:47.220 --> 00:03:51.340 Yes, that's my favorite one so far. Hell yeah 00:03:52.580 --> 00:03:57.940 Hey everyone, Scarce here. What kind of drug do you take? Mah name a Jeff 00:03:57.940 --> 00:03:59.640 What the hell is wrong with you? 00:04:09.200 --> 00:04:10.520 Excellent 00:04:10.520 --> 00:04:15.620 Excellent blend of the greenscreen. ''I want to give a second chance, after all she's my future wife 00:04:15.800 --> 00:04:19.320 You know what they say, love is blind'' 00:04:21.209 --> 00:04:25.279 ''I bet you wish you were this good at juggling, bitches'' 00:04:28.860 --> 00:04:32.200 Ha ha ha ha ''Ahh, shit. That hurt, ow 00:04:33.440 --> 00:04:37.100 Caught it with my ass'' ha ha ha ha 00:04:37.880 --> 00:04:45.340 Hell yeah. ''Why did you do it? I loved you'' ''Why are you so hysterical?'' My idol is a liar 00:04:45.930 --> 00:04:49.010 There is one thing that will never change the brofist 00:04:53.040 --> 00:04:58.940 I'm sorry, you don't appreciate the fact how progressive my mind, is for thinking about 00:04:58.940 --> 00:05:03.420 Minorities such as wahmen. Sorry for respecing wahmen 00:05:04.020 --> 00:05:06.760 I'm so sorry. Top 10 legendary cars 00:05:08.220 --> 00:05:15.040 I need to get that car to work again. The battery's all fucked. I need a new battery for it. Started from the bott- 00:05:16.200 --> 00:05:18.820 Started from the bottom, still at the bottom. How about that? 00:05:23.040 --> 00:05:23.999 That's right 00:05:23.999 --> 00:05:31.379 I would never, never disrespect a wahmen if my life depended on it. If my - If I was hanging off a cliff 00:05:32.169 --> 00:05:38.308 Prepared to die. I will - what the fuck am I saying? Making new original content 00:05:39.009 --> 00:05:41.009 Getting your fans...- 00:05:41.169 --> 00:05:42.399 You 00:05:42.400 --> 00:05:50.000 You don't know that. You don't know that. That is not true. I could - I could ease the Earth, make better memes than this 00:05:52.620 --> 00:05:53.740 That is surprisingly accurate 00:05:59.160 --> 00:06:03.460 Well done. You know it, well done. I'll take it. Before and after Youtube boycott 00:06:06.980 --> 00:06:08.000 Pretty accurate 00:06:09.340 --> 00:06:17.200 Pretty God Damn accurate. Look how happy I was. Look how better days were right around the corner. But they also took 00:06:18.189 --> 00:06:20.189 One thing I didn't know they could take 00:06:20.920 --> 00:06:24.240 My quality content, because I never had it 00:06:27.960 --> 00:06:36.340 That should not have been funny. It really shouldn't. Running out of video ideas - Asking other people for video ideas - Asking bing.com 00:06:37.000 --> 00:06:38.919 For video ideas 00:06:38.920 --> 00:06:45.780 Creating another YouTube channel and pretending that you are beginner youtuber begging for video ideas 00:06:46.360 --> 00:06:53.880 Asking Jacksepticeye to temporarily host your channel, while you go back to packing through Japan with Edgar. 00:06:54.760 --> 00:06:59.220 I legit thought about having Jack take over the channel for a day 00:07:00.640 --> 00:07:02.640 Fuck, how did they know? 00:07:02.829 --> 00:07:06.179 Hey, it's your uber driver here. I am outside 00:07:06.900 --> 00:07:10.360 I would - I would ride with that uber. I would five star the fuck out of that uber 00:07:11.160 --> 00:07:13.160 Me trying to find content 00:07:13.820 --> 00:07:21.040 Why you guys so mean? Hahahaha You - The girl he tells you not to worry about 00:07:34.940 --> 00:07:41.240 Listen, I've done like what? 10 ''You laugh, you lose'' videos. Oh, I'm sorry. Back in day today it was totally fine 00:07:41.240 --> 00:07:43.240 To do 100 Happy Wheels 00:07:43.240 --> 00:07:50.580 Oh, but I find (?) you 10 ''You laugh, you lose'' Oh, he is out of ideas. Oh he, doesn't make original content. 00:07:50.580 --> 00:07:58.640 Well guess what? This is YouTube, this is how it is. Shut up. SHUT UP! 00:08:04.160 --> 00:08:05.460 *JUMPSCARE AND EARAPE* 00:08:05.460 --> 00:08:09.080 When people ask how many times a day I make billions and millions 00:08:10.980 --> 00:08:17.360 I like that, 'cause it's a subtle PewDiePie meme, eh, but also very much in your face to get to - for those newcomers 00:08:17.360 --> 00:08:22.720 I like it. Appreciate it. My name is Nick Crompton and no I'm not from Crompton 00:08:22.720 --> 00:08:29.620 England is my city. PewDiePie is a Nazi - Scare PewDiePie season 2 canceled - PewDiePie has no original ideas 00:08:29.640 --> 00:08:32.540 PewDiePie has made billions and millions... 00:08:34.300 --> 00:08:38.220 Why - Why did that become a meme? The fucking billions and millions 00:08:38.220 --> 00:08:44.660 Out of all the things? Oh, I don't understand you, guys. But hey, fuck it. We do look extremely cute here 00:08:44.660 --> 00:08:48.019 I'm not gonna lie. Me and Marzia are really couple goals 00:08:50.720 --> 00:08:53.620 Did Brad submit this or what the hell? 00:08:54.660 --> 00:08:59.240 All right everyone! We need more ideas for Original Content! Greenscreen competition 00:08:59.820 --> 00:09:05.780 Meme competition. Cross that. Photoshop competition. That's right, everyone 00:09:05.780 --> 00:09:09.780 We're doing a Photoshop competition. And you could win it 00:09:10.740 --> 00:09:15.520 Uh, I'm gonna - download the pictures that I posted in the description and Photoshop it 00:09:15.670 --> 00:09:22.170 Whatever way you want, whatever way you please. Uh, I see - I see what you doing here, trying to make fun of me for not having 00:09:22.420 --> 00:09:24.420 Original content, but 00:09:24.790 --> 00:09:25.590 To be honest 00:09:25.590 --> 00:09:32.579 I - I love these so much. It's so fun to see the community come together and with the same fucking weird humor as me 00:09:32.710 --> 00:09:37.289 And doing this stupid shit. So if you want to be part of that, I think it's awesome. I really appreciate it 00:09:37.320 --> 00:09:42.960 It makes me feel like, I'm not just - you - fucking - I don't know how to express my feelings, ok? 00:09:44.780 --> 00:09:49.320 It's cool. It's cool to see you guys, taken part of that, eh the sisters 00:09:50.050 --> 00:09:51.880 Being part of that 00:09:51.880 --> 00:09:53.880 Respecting wahmen community 00:09:54.840 --> 00:09:57.140 We're at the 55 millon subscribers now 00:09:58.260 --> 00:10:00.700 This one is beautiful. It's a classic