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Hey, it's me, Pewdiepie, and welcome to Friday's with...

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*The drugs have kicked in.*

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*The word you're looking for is Pewdiepie.*

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*It happens to the best of us.*

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"ALZHEIMERS"

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Last week, I asked you bros to submit your best Pewdiepie memes, if I know you bros correct

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this is probably going to be pretty shit, cringey, and unfunny, just like me! Let's watch!

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Also, new competition down in the description, check it out.

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Uh,

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It's basically photoshop time, boys.

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The floor is a quality content.

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Shut up man... hehehe.

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The floor is making video below ten.

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*Gasping for breathe over irony and truth.*

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How to recognize early signs of autism.

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*Realization*

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*Chuckles, with tones of sadness*

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Seems like a very informative and great video that I would love to watch. Also,

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Buy a fidget spinner as well to test yourself today.

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How to respect women.

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Today I'm here with a lovely,

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beautiful, me.

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Yeah, exactly.

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This is not true. I respect waman.

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I want someone to look at me like Pewdiepie looks at Conan.

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He is a beautiful man. He's very tall, extremely tall, actually.

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This one is fucking amazing.

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Yah, where's the yah?

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Yah.

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"What is uuuuuup Drama Alert Nation"
Aw, come on.

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*Chuckles.*

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*The scene from Alien*

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More memes, please.

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*Throws up a little*

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Aw, look how cute.

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England is my city. Oh no,

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It's re-(tarded)

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*chuckles.*

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"England is my city" is such a dead meme now, but it will, it will stay in my heart, in a very special place forever.

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Also, Nick if you want to call me anytime at night

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for a little bit of swiggity swooty poodiepie booty

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You know where to find me. I'm gonna have to go with me

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Uh... eh huhha

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I remember tweeting this to Miley Cyrus, like, "Hey Miley

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You stole my outfit." It got like thirty thousand retweets or some shit, but she never responded.

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*The daily life of a Youtuber*

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*chuckles.*

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Nice old, uh, old meme, but, uh, I appreciate it. Just because PJ is a wamen. It's okay,

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It's just a handshake. God damn it. God fucking damn it.

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Ah ha ha ha

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I love how I looked at my hand afterwards as well like...

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'Ah, stupid hand. Y-you really messed that one up, didn't ya?'

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Haha, I'll never forget that moment. It's ingrained,

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Cemented into my mind. Anytime I try to do a handshake, I just get PTSD and I start shaking.

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I just wanna play games, smoke cigars, drink whiskey, and suck dick.

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Marzia: "Oh that's good to know." XD

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The fuck do you find these reaction faces, Jesus Christ.

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Mah name eh Jeff.

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The floor is "try not to..."challenges"... ehahah

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GOD DAMMIT!

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The floor is outdated memes. Kazoo kid, upgrade. Okee-ah.

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*laughs.*

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Want some bread?

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*laughs*

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Yes, that's my favorite one so far. Hell yeah.

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*laughs*

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"Hey everyone, Scarce here." "What kind of drugs do you take!?"

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"My name is Jeff!"

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"What the hell is wrong with you?!"

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"Stop it, it tickles."

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*laughs*

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*Cover your eyes, kids*

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"Oh, I like it here."

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*Sexual noises*

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"Oh my god!" Excellent,

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Excellent blend of the green screen. "I want to give a second chance after all she's my future wife."

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"You know what they say, love is blind." (Pewds and Tommy in unison)

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"I bet you wish you were this good at juggling, bitches."

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"Aaaah, aaaah, shit that hurt, ow." *laughs*

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"Caught it with my ass."

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DAHAHA

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Hell yeah. "Why did you do it? I loved you." "Why are you so hysterical?" My idol is a liar.

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There is one thing that will never change, the brofist.

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*laughs*

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I'm sorry, you don't appreciate the fact how progressive my mind is for thinking about

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Minorities such as whamon, sorry for respecting whamen.

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I'm so sorry. (He's not)

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Top 10 Legendary... cars...

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I need to get that car to work again. The battery's all fucked. I need a new battery for it.

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Started from the bottom- *starts chuckling*

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Started from the bottom, still at the bottom. How about that?

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The floor is disrespecting women.

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*They mean wahmen*

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That's right.

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I would never, never disrespect a whamon. If my life depended on it. If my- If I was hanging off a cliff

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Prepared to die, I will- What the fuck am I saying!?

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Making new original content.

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Getting your fans to-

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You...

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You don't know that, you don't know that. That is not true. I could- I could easier (He meant easily) make better memes than this.

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*chuckles*

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That is surprisingly accurate!

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*silent laughter*

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Well done. You know what, well done. I'll take it.

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Before and after YouTube boycott.

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Pretty accurate.

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Pretty goddamn accurate. Look how happy I was. Look how better days were right around the corner, but they also took

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(pause for effect)

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One thing I didn't know they could take.

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My quality content, because I never had it.

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*chuckles*

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That should not have been funny. It really shouldn't.

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Running out of video ideas. Asking other people for video ideas. Asking bing.com

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for video ideas.

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Creating another YouTube channel and pretending that you are (a) beginner YouTuber begging for video ideas.

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Asking Jacksepticeye to temporarily host your channel while you go backpacking through Japan with Edgar-

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I legit thought about having Jack take over the channel for a day

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Fuck, how do they know?

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*Laughs* Hey, it's your uber driver here. I am outside.

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I would- I would ride with that uber. I would five star the fuck outta that uber.

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Me tryin'...

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Why are you guys so mean? Hahaha. You. The girl he tells you not to worry about.

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(You know it)

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(This is getting weird) (Pls stahp)

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*Marzia voice*

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*laughs*

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Listen, I've done like what, ten "You laugh, you lose" videos. Oh, I'm sorry, back in the day today it was totally fine

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To do one hundred Happy Wheels.

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Oh, but I-if I do ten "You Laugh You Lose",

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"Oh, he's out of ideas!"

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"Oh, he doesn't make original content!"

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Well guess what?

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This is YouTube.

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This is how it is.

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Shut up!

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SHUT UP!

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*Sad poodehpear*

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*earrape Marzia noise*

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When people ask how many times a day I make billions and millions.

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I like that that 'cause it's a subtle Pewdiepie meme, uh, but also very much in your face to get it for those, uh, newcomers.

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I like it. Appreciate it. My name is Nick Crompton and no

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I'm not from Compton. England is my city. Pewdiepie is a nazi, Scare Pewdiepie season 2 cancelled

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Pewdiepie has no original ideas

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Pewdiepie has made billions and millions

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*Chuckles.*

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Why, why did that become a meme. The fucking billions and millions, out of all things.

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Oh, I don't understand you guys, but hey fuck it.

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We do look extremely cute here.

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I'm not gonna lie.

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Me and Marzia, are really couple goals.

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Did Brad submit this, or what the hell?

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All right, everyone we need more ideas for original content.

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Greenscreen competition.

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Meme competition.

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Cross that.

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PHOTOSHOP COMPETITION! *hell yeah*

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THAT'S RIGHT EVERYONE.

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We're doing a photoshop competition.

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And you could win it.

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Uh, I'm gonna... download the pictures that I posted in the description and photoshop it

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Whatever way you want, whatever way you please, uh, I see I see what you're doing here, trying to make fun of me for not having

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original content, but

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to be honest,

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I- I love these so much. It's so fun to see the community come together and with the same fucking weird humor as me, and

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Doing these stupid shit, so if you want to be part of that, I think it's awesome. I really appreciate it.

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It makes me feel like I'm not just y-uh fucking...

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I dunno how to express my feelings, ok? :(

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It's cool. It's cool to see you guys, uh, taking part of the, uh, the sisters.

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Being part of the

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Respecting Women Community™

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We're at 55 million Subscribers now.

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This one is beautiful, it's a classic.

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This is the end of the video. I guess that you're going to pause this just to read this. I fixed all of the errors from this caption. It took me 3 hours to fix this. It's 1 AM here at my local time. PewDiePie, I hope you're happy now. You, yes you, looking this caption, I hope that you are happy now. Anyways, I don't like self promotion, but these are the channels that helped: Michael R. (Mr. Monopoly profile pic), John Kaspersky, Art Collective, Peniel Grefalda, Julia Bessenbacher and OliverFX for contributing as well. Thanks Everyone!