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嘿!是我喔(･∀･)

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在下Pewdiepie~~

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歡迎來到...

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*與Pewdiepie的星期五...*

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...

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??

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(好喔)

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*老年痴呆*

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上禮拜我要你們獻上你們最好的Pewdiepie網路梗

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如果我沒猜錯的話 這應該會很爛 很尷尬 又不好笑

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就跟我一樣欸!!來看吧(･∀･)b

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還有 新的比賽資訊在下面的資訊欄 去看看吧

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ㄜ

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差不多就是P圖比賽啦 兄弟們

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地板代表有品質的內容...(´∀`)
*地板代表有品質的內容和影片點子*

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閉嘴啦!!我的...*笑*

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*地板代表10分02秒以下的影片*

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(婊他的影片沒梗了又很長)

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*如何辨識自閉症的早期症狀*

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(自顧自的玩指尖陀螺)

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看起來是我會想看又有教育意義的好影片呢(･∀･╬)

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對了 買我出的指尖陀螺來馬上幫你檢測

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*如何尊重女性*

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*今天的來賓是迷人 又可愛的...*

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*我!*

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對 沒錯啊

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這不是真的 我尊重女生

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*我想要某人用Pewdiepie看Conan的眼光注視我*

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他是個俊俏的男人 他很高...其實是超高的

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這個真的超厲害

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呀!

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"呀!"到哪裡去了??

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*自己"呀!"*

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*大家好 這裡是Dramaalert Nation*

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噢 不是吧
*大家好 這裡是Dramaalert Nation*

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*大家好 這裡是Dramaalert Nation*

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*嘿老兄 迪士尼潮流的日常*

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*半年內5百萬訂閱?*

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*這...嗯...這有人達成過囉*

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*你不相信?我給你看*

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*好...好 安靜安靜*

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哦...下一個網路梗 謝謝

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*pewds你還好嗎*

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*喔好可愛喔(´∀`)*

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*英國是我的城市(°∀ﾟ)*

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*可憐喔*

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*他是智障*

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"英國是我的城市"梗已經快過時了

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但它在我心中永遠都會占有一個獨特的地位

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還有 Nick 如果你晚上寂寞的時候想打給我...

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要求一些Poodiepie性感屁屁的話...

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你知道哪裡可以找到我(>ε^)

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*親*

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*誰比較好看 Miley Cyrus還是Pewdiepie?*
我要選我

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ㄜ...哈哈

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我還記得我有在推特上問她

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就像"嘿Miley 你抄襲我的服裝"

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好像有三萬轉發還是什麼的

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但她都沒回覆阿QAQ

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(´∀`)
*PJ=女生 中指=尊重 pewds=我*

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很好的...老梗

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但還是感謝你

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因為你用PJ代表女生

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*別擔心 只是握手而已*

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我示範給...靠杯喔(´∀`)
*我示範給你看*

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真是夠了

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*笑*

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我在那之後就一直看著我的手

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就像"喔笨手手 你搞砸了 對吧?"

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我永遠忘不了那一刻 它已經刻在...

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我的腦海裡了

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當我要握手的時候 就會有創傷症候群 手就會開始抖

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*我只是想玩個遊戲 抽支菸 喝杯酒 吸根屌而已* (?)

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*Marzia:我很高興知道真相喔*

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你從哪裡找到那張臉的 天鵝啊

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我叫做Jeff喔

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*地板代表"不要...挑戰"*

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真是的!!

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地板代表過時梗

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*卡祖笛小子 上傳*

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阿...
*希特勒 回去啦*

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*Pewdiepie 快回去啦*

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*要來點麵包嗎?* *笑*

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這是我目前最喜歡的 讚啦!

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*大家好 是我喔* *你到底嗑了什麼?*

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*我叫做JEFF!!*

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*你是吃錯什麼藥啦??*

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*不要啦 很癢欸*

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(´∀`)

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*喔我喜歡*(已崩壞)

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太厲害了

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超讚的後製

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*我想要再給她一次機會 畢竟她是我未來的老婆*

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*你知道世人都說:愛情是盲目的*

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*你是不是希望你的雜耍技術跟我一樣好阿*

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*婊子*

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*爆頭*

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XD

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*靠杯很痛欸*

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*用屁股接住啦*

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*笑死*

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讚啦

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*你為什麼這樣做?我愛你欸*

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*你幹嘛歇斯底里?*

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*我的偶像是騙子*

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*有一個東西永遠不會變 就是兄弟拳*

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*姊妹拳拳喔~~*

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你不欣賞我持續進步的思想我感到很遺憾

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關心那些少數民族吧 像是女性

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我因為尊重女性而感到抱歉齁

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抱歉!!(喔是喔)

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*十大傳奇車*

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我要修好那台車 它的電池都爆了 我需要新電池

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*重新開始喔*

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重新開始 卻毫無進展 如何啊?

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*地板代表不尊重女性*

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對啦

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我永遠都不會不尊重女性 我的人生就靠這個了

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如果我吊在懸崖上 準備領便當

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也不會...我到底在說什麼阿Ouo

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*做創新的影片內容*

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叫粉絲...
*叫粉絲幫你做題材*

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你...

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你什麼都不知道 這些都是假的

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才不是這樣勒 我可以輕易做出更好的梗

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*笑*

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還蠻準的

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幹的好 你知道嗎?不錯喔!我接受

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*YouTube杯葛發生前後*

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這也很準

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蠻準的 看我以前多開心

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看看不久之前無憂無慮的日子

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他們還奪走了...

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我以為他們拿不走的東西...

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有內容的影片...

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因為我從來就沒有QWQ

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*我=pewds 槍=尊重 目標物=女生*

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它不該這麼好笑的 真的不應該

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*沒影片題材了*

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*向別人尋求題材*

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*向Bing尋求題材*

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*創另一個頻道 假裝是菜鳥 再祈求題材*

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*請Jacksepticeye在短期內經營自己的頻道
再和Edgar去日本當背包客找題材*

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我還真的想過讓Jack經營頻道一天

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幹你們怎麼知道的啦

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*嘿 我是你的uber司機 我出來了*

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我會騎那個當uber司機 再拿到五星評價

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在找...
*在找創新點子的我*

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你們怎麼這麼壞QAQ

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(^∀^)

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*你* *他跟你說不用擔心的"好姊妹"*

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(搞外遇的那種不用擔心...)

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*啊吧嗲嗲~~*

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*pewds:我有新點子了* *內在pewds:笑了你就輸挑戰!!!*

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我做了差不多十部笑了你就輸影片

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抱歉喔 以前明明就沒人嫌啊

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我還做了100部快樂輪子影片欸

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但如果我做了十部笑了你就輸

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"喔他沒點子了啦"

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"喔他影片內容都一樣*

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猜怎麼著??

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這是YouTube

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它就是這麼回事

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閉嘴啦

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不要吵!!!

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*啊吧嗲嗲~~*
(RIP耳機使用者)

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*當別人問我一天都賺數百萬還是數億*

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*老兄這是日常啊*

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我喜歡這個微妙的Pewdiepie網路梗

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但對那些菜鳥有點太挑釁了

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我喜歡 感恩喔

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我叫做Nick Compton 但我不來自康普頓

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英國是我的城市

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*Pewdiepie是納粹人士*(睡著)

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*"嚇Pewdiepie 第二季"停播 *(繼續睡)

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*Pewdiepie沒點子了*(不管)

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*Pewdiepie賺了數億數百萬美金*(你說什麼?)

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那什麼時候成為一個梗了?"數億數百萬"?

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我超愛的

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我真搞不懂你們欸 但隨便啦

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我們看起來真的超可愛 我實話實說

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我和Marzia真的是終極情侶(那不是Brad嗎)

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*當Pewdiepie叫你編輯他的影片 但內容只有6分鐘*
*腫了*

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這文是Brad傳的嗎?三小啦

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*對是他*

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*好喔大家 我們需要更多原創點子*

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*後製比賽*

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*網路梗比賽啦*

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再劃掉啦 改成P圖比賽!!!

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對啦大家 我們要來辦P圖比賽

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你有機會贏喔

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我要下載我在資訊欄上PO的圖

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然後照你們想要及請求的方式去修圖

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我知道你們在嘲笑我沒新影片題材了

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但...

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說實話

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我超愛這些的

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我覺得看大家為了某種怪幽默聚集起來做些蠢事很好玩

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如果你想盡一份心力 我會很感激

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這讓我感覺我不只是個...

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我不知道如何表達我的情感 不行喔?

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這很酷 能看到你們兄弟熱心參與很酷

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我是說"你們姊妹"

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熱心參與

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尊重女性的社會

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我們現在有5500萬訂閱了

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這個很優秀 堪稱經典
*德國武裝親衛隊在被處決前行的最後一次納粹禮*