WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:02.960 --> 00:00:05.360 Everyday I look more and more insane 00:00:06.580 --> 00:00:07.080 Right? 00:00:07.820 --> 00:00:10.160 It looks like some kind of porn moustache 00:00:10.660 --> 00:00:11.940 Do you like it Marzia? 00:00:13.680 --> 00:00:14.180 No!? 00:00:15.260 --> 00:00:16.740 YOU DON'T LIKE THIS!? 00:00:17.040 --> 00:00:18.240 THIS LOOKS SO GOOD!! 00:00:18.580 --> 00:00:20.720 A lot of girls would die to look like this! 00:00:21.440 --> 00:00:23.640 I mean to have a boyfriend that looks like this 00:00:23.760 --> 00:00:25.200 Today is election day 00:00:25.940 --> 00:00:27.060 Which means that 00:00:27.060 --> 00:00:28.580 By the time you're watching this 00:00:28.580 --> 00:00:30.880 You know who won and became the next president 00:00:31.460 --> 00:00:33.380 I vote for Hillary Clinton! 00:00:35.720 --> 00:00:37.480 He always lands perfectly 00:00:37.560 --> 00:00:48.520 (*Some old song my phone won't Shazam*) 00:00:48.680 --> 00:00:49.540 *chuckles* 00:00:50.940 --> 00:00:51.700 I just realised 00:00:52.480 --> 00:00:53.440 They can see me 00:00:54.120 --> 00:00:54.720 *Chuckles* 00:00:55.360 --> 00:00:56.680 Anyway I'm going to the gym now 00:00:56.680 --> 00:00:59.080 And I'm in a pretty shit mood, I'm not gonna lie 00:00:59.080 --> 00:00:59.900 I'm pretty fucking- 00:01:01.040 --> 00:01:01.600 *cough* Annoyed *cough* 00:01:02.000 --> 00:01:04.600 But usually going to the gym puts me in a good mood so.. 00:01:05.360 --> 00:01:08.460 We'll see in 3, 2, 1 00:01:09.900 --> 00:01:10.620 Holy shit! 00:01:11.540 --> 00:01:13.440 I feel a lot better I didn't expect that 00:01:14.140 --> 00:01:15.660 That was a great fucking work out! 00:01:16.020 --> 00:01:17.140 What do you say Trump? 00:01:17.360 --> 00:01:20.560 You know what, whatever happens tonight, whoever wins 00:01:21.420 --> 00:01:22.140 This Trump 00:01:22.440 --> 00:01:23.420 IS GONNA BURN! 00:01:24.520 --> 00:01:25.820 OH YEAH BABY! 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:33.760 *Some random accordion music* 00:01:37.280 --> 00:01:37.780 *Meow* 00:01:38.240 --> 00:01:39.540 OH MY GOD! 00:01:41.040 --> 00:01:42.700 WHERE DID IT GO???? 00:01:43.080 --> 00:01:44.600 I feel better, I shaved 00:01:45.080 --> 00:01:46.020 Oh you look good! 00:01:46.340 --> 00:01:46.840 Yeah? 00:01:47.460 --> 00:01:48.880 You didn't like the moustache huh? 00:01:49.060 --> 00:01:50.240 I mean I didn't love it 00:01:51.000 --> 00:01:54.180 Well if you guys like the moustache you know whose fault it is 00:01:54.560 --> 00:01:55.120 Sorry 00:01:55.860 --> 00:01:57.220 I'm the one 00:01:57.500 --> 00:01:58.700 You should have a moustache 00:01:59.040 --> 00:02:01.280 That's right, that's true, she is 00:02:01.340 --> 00:02:05.320 *Some electronic music* 00:02:05.560 --> 00:02:06.520 You like this? 00:02:07.960 --> 00:02:08.920 YOU LIKE THIS? 00:02:09.360 --> 00:02:10.080 No 00:02:10.360 --> 00:02:10.860 WHAT!? 00:02:10.860 --> 00:02:14.680 *More electronic music* 00:02:15.040 --> 00:02:15.920 Alright, now 00:02:16.400 --> 00:02:17.740 We're going to Santa Monica 00:02:18.120 --> 00:02:19.000 Cause Marzia 00:02:19.740 --> 00:02:21.040 Is having a lunch meeting 00:02:21.460 --> 00:02:22.460 But I'm coming along 00:02:25.340 --> 00:02:27.020 And she's really happy about it 00:02:27.020 --> 00:02:29.020 *Chuckles* 00:03:29.980 --> 00:03:30.480 Is that a bird? 00:03:31.940 --> 00:03:33.380 Oh my god it's birdabo 00:03:34.520 --> 00:03:36.300 HELLO LA BIRDABIRDABO 00:03:37.240 --> 00:03:38.060 BIRDABO? 00:03:39.320 --> 00:03:40.780 Is that sexual harassment? 00:03:42.860 --> 00:03:43.900 Well I guess not 00:03:50.920 --> 00:03:51.940 BYE BIRDABO!!! 00:03:52.400 --> 00:03:53.960 So we're gonna go to K Town now 00:03:54.180 --> 00:03:55.320 Which is Korea Town 00:03:55.720 --> 00:03:57.340 There's a bunch of cool stuff there 00:03:57.340 --> 00:03:58.620 I'm really excited to check it out 00:03:59.120 --> 00:04:00.400 Uh.....so let's go 00:04:00.740 --> 00:04:03.440 Tonight Daddy will be sacrificed 00:04:04.280 --> 00:04:05.980 Garble couldn't be more excited! 00:04:07.500 --> 00:04:08.840 I got a package! 00:04:09.040 --> 00:04:11.280 I wonder if it's from crazy fans?! 00:04:15.660 --> 00:04:17.400 I didn't expect such fast delivery!! 00:04:18.180 --> 00:04:20.740 OH THIS IS GONNA BE PERFECT FOR TRUMP! 00:04:20.740 --> 00:04:21.240 So 00:04:21.240 --> 00:04:23.180 You can shoot fireballs with this 00:04:25.300 --> 00:04:26.360 That's so cool! 00:04:27.000 --> 00:04:28.960 I saw it online and I'm like I gotta buy it 00:04:29.320 --> 00:04:32.500 You can shoot fireballs with your HANDS! 00:04:32.920 --> 00:04:34.120 I gotta try that tonight 00:04:34.120 --> 00:04:35.220 I GOTTA try that tonight! 00:04:37.920 --> 00:04:38.420 Come on! 00:04:38.520 --> 00:04:39.020 Vital 00:04:39.980 --> 00:04:42.480 Use proper care and watch instructional video 00:04:42.720 --> 00:04:45.100 Failure to do so may result in personal injury 00:04:45.740 --> 00:04:46.240 Eh 00:04:47.440 --> 00:04:50.020 LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD 00:04:50.540 --> 00:04:52.800 My weed rolling skills are not the best 00:04:54.640 --> 00:04:56.200 That's not what I'm doing, I promise 00:04:56.200 --> 00:04:56.960 I DON'T SMOKE! 00:04:57.200 --> 00:04:58.640 Alright stand clear! 00:04:59.460 --> 00:05:00.980 CAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO POP! 00:05:01.260 --> 00:05:01.980 You ready? 00:05:01.980 --> 00:05:02.480 Yeah! 00:05:02.480 --> 00:05:03.280 You filming? 00:05:03.280 --> 00:05:03.820 hmm hmm 00:05:10.120 --> 00:05:10.980 WELLLLLLLLL 00:05:11.000 --> 00:05:12.680 I guess I gotta charge it 00:05:13.020 --> 00:05:15.380 *Bad harmonica music* 00:05:15.860 --> 00:05:17.220 BRAD! Get in the car! 00:05:18.340 --> 00:05:19.620 GET IN THE VEHICLE! 00:05:19.920 --> 00:05:21.100 Fast as fuck boi! 00:05:22.720 --> 00:05:23.440 KEEP GOING! 00:05:26.460 --> 00:05:27.700 DAMN, YOU FAST BOI! 00:05:28.360 --> 00:05:29.560 YOU RUN REAL FAST! 00:05:29.560 --> 00:05:31.080 You hear that? That's the sonic theme! 00:05:31.740 --> 00:05:35.060 Di do di di do di di do di DOOO DOOO DOOO DOO (Suppose to be Green Hill Zone) 00:05:35.060 --> 00:05:36.640 You're gonna run into trouble there boy! 00:05:37.780 --> 00:05:38.420 Rings 00:05:59.560 --> 00:06:00.920 We're in K Town 00:06:01.820 --> 00:06:03.320 I'm told there's a lot of gangs here 00:06:03.320 --> 00:06:04.720 We have no idea what we're doing 00:06:05.000 --> 00:06:06.180 But we're the Swedes! 00:06:07.180 --> 00:06:08.480 So they better watch out!!! 00:06:08.660 --> 00:06:09.400 That's G-Dragon 00:06:10.660 --> 00:06:11.860 He's my favorite 00:06:12.940 --> 00:06:14.280 You wanna go 00:06:14.700 --> 00:06:19.820 *Inaudible* 00:06:19.900 --> 00:06:20.620 STOP! 00:06:22.000 --> 00:06:22.800 Just stop! 00:06:25.100 --> 00:06:29.880 *Inaudible* 00:06:30.120 --> 00:06:32.480 This, this the real shit! 00:06:33.000 --> 00:06:33.780 So good 00:06:34.920 --> 00:06:35.660 Do you really want it? 00:06:38.940 --> 00:06:40.900 You know if you want your girlfriend 00:06:40.900 --> 00:06:41.620 You're all alone 00:06:41.700 --> 00:06:42.740 You put on this! 00:06:44.340 --> 00:06:45.380 She's all there 00:06:45.380 --> 00:06:46.040 She's all that 00:06:46.820 --> 00:06:48.020 That's how Marzia 00:07:03.060 --> 00:07:04.180 Who should I win? 00:07:04.180 --> 00:07:05.580 I think Freddy is the coolest 00:07:05.660 --> 00:07:06.160 Come on 00:07:07.480 --> 00:07:08.680 There you go buddy 00:07:09.020 --> 00:07:09.980 Come on foxy 00:07:10.920 --> 00:07:11.720 No! 00:07:12.040 --> 00:07:12.600 Get him! 00:07:13.060 --> 00:07:14.020 Gimme dat fox! 00:07:15.320 --> 00:07:17.900 OOOHHH 00:07:20.120 --> 00:07:21.020 MY GOD! 00:07:23.360 --> 00:07:24.320 Not even gonna look 00:07:26.320 --> 00:07:27.440 Not even looking 00:07:29.940 --> 00:07:31.560 YEAH! 00:07:35.840 --> 00:07:36.340 *Ear rape* 00:07:36.540 --> 00:07:37.440 Did I do it? 00:07:37.440 --> 00:07:37.940 *Ear rape* 00:07:37.940 --> 00:07:38.440 I DID IT 00:07:38.440 --> 00:07:39.180 *Ear rape* 00:07:39.180 --> 00:07:41.060 OOOOOOHHHHHH 00:07:41.280 --> 00:07:42.960 We both bought Beyblades 00:07:42.960 --> 00:07:44.380 And we agree that the winner 00:07:44.760 --> 00:07:45.980 loses a strike 00:07:46.980 --> 00:07:47.620 HERE WE GO 00:07:48.400 --> 00:07:49.420 You ready to BEYBLADE???? 00:07:49.420 --> 00:07:50.380 I'm gonna kill you 00:07:50.440 --> 00:07:51.560 I'm gonna 00:07:51.560 --> 00:07:53.540 My beybalde is gonna destroy your beyblade 00:07:53.540 --> 00:07:54.660 Oh no! 00:07:54.660 --> 00:07:56.980 My Beyblade's gonna crush My... your Beyblade 00:07:57.220 --> 00:07:58.180 ALRIGHT 3, 2 00:07:58.540 --> 00:07:59.360 LET IT RIP!!!!! 00:07:59.360 --> 00:08:00.080 BEYBLADE! 00:08:00.080 --> 00:08:02.400 *Epic battle music* 00:08:02.400 --> 00:08:03.320 I think I'm gonna win 00:08:03.320 --> 00:08:03.960 Come on! 00:08:03.960 --> 00:08:04.960 Get him! Get him! 00:08:04.960 --> 00:08:07.600 *Epic battle music* 00:08:07.600 --> 00:08:08.400 No! 00:08:08.940 --> 00:08:10.060 COME ON BEYBLADE 00:08:10.460 --> 00:08:12.100 COME ON GIVE ME THAT DOLLAR! 00:08:12.380 --> 00:08:13.860 What are you doing? You touched mine!!! 00:08:14.120 --> 00:08:14.660 Haha! 00:08:15.260 --> 00:08:15.760 No! 00:08:16.680 --> 00:08:17.180 Come on! 00:08:17.420 --> 00:08:19.240 COME ON BEYBLADE COME ON 00:08:19.240 --> 00:08:19.960 STOP! 00:08:21.460 --> 00:08:21.960 Yeah! 00:08:22.600 --> 00:08:24.520 Beyblade Beyblade Beyblade 00:08:24.920 --> 00:08:25.920 It touched the wall 00:08:26.940 --> 00:08:29.700 *More ear rape* 00:08:29.700 --> 00:08:31.280 It never stops spinning 00:08:31.500 --> 00:08:32.700 ALL THAT MONEY!! 00:08:32.980 --> 00:08:33.940 and the strike 00:08:33.980 --> 00:08:35.020 You get a strike 00:08:35.020 --> 00:08:35.520 Bitch! 00:08:35.520 --> 00:08:36.800 No! You said you lose one! 00:08:36.940 --> 00:08:37.980 You get a strike 00:08:37.980 --> 00:08:39.980 No, Michael gets the strike! 00:08:39.980 --> 00:08:41.200 He said he lose one! 00:08:41.200 --> 00:08:42.560 Hell yeah next ti- 00:08:42.580 --> 00:08:45.380 and we agree, that the winner loses a strike 00:08:45.940 --> 00:08:47.620 MY BEYBLADE NEVER STOPS 00:08:47.620 --> 00:08:49.080 my beyblade never stops 00:08:49.100 --> 00:08:50.780 my beyblade never s- 00:08:54.920 --> 00:08:56.740 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO ASSEMBLE A BEYBLADE! 00:08:56.960 --> 00:08:58.040 What are you? 00:08:58.040 --> 00:08:58.780 GO HOME! 00:09:53.300 --> 00:09:53.920 Are you done? 00:09:53.920 --> 00:09:54.420 Yeah 00:09:54.840 --> 00:09:55.640 How's that? 00:09:56.080 --> 00:09:56.580 It's good 00:09:56.880 --> 00:09:58.720 Reminds me of when I was a kid 00:09:59.420 --> 00:10:00.840 Fun Fact: I've done an eagle 00:10:02.560 --> 00:10:03.060 Eww 00:10:03.740 --> 00:10:05.320 *Laughing* 00:10:26.580 --> 00:10:28.380 Okay, so tonight is election night 00:10:29.160 --> 00:10:30.780 No one really knows who's gonna win 00:10:31.600 --> 00:10:32.920 So we decided that 00:10:34.000 --> 00:10:35.440 You will lose a strike 00:10:35.960 --> 00:10:38.080 If you just know who is going to win 00:10:38.460 --> 00:10:39.980 But you gain a strike if you lose 00:10:40.180 --> 00:10:41.740 You gain a strike if you lose? 00:10:41.740 --> 00:10:42.460 Yeah 00:10:42.720 --> 00:10:45.560 Alright I'm gonna go, I think Hillary is gonna win it 00:10:46.480 --> 00:10:47.280 You vote Hillary? 00:10:47.280 --> 00:10:47.780 Yeah 00:10:48.400 --> 00:10:49.560 I vote Hillary too 00:10:49.680 --> 00:10:51.420 Oh man that means I have to go Trump 00:10:51.420 --> 00:10:51.920 Yeah! 00:10:53.120 --> 00:10:54.840 You know what, I'm losing already 00:10:56.900 --> 00:10:57.400 Doesn't matter! 00:10:58.040 --> 00:10:58.600 No 00:10:59.520 --> 00:11:00.400 For the record 00:11:00.400 --> 00:11:03.300 I agree with and would vote for Trump anyways 00:11:03.300 --> 00:11:04.840 So I'm gonna go with Trump 00:11:05.020 --> 00:11:06.300 Go with my boy! 00:11:06.300 --> 00:11:06.900 Good man 00:11:06.900 --> 00:11:08.040 NOW LET'S SET HIM ON FIRE! 00:11:08.080 --> 00:11:09.540 *Laughing* 00:11:09.540 --> 00:11:10.500 Okay, it should work now 00:11:11.620 --> 00:11:12.440 I'm really scared 00:11:13.480 --> 00:11:14.120 Here we go 00:11:16.540 --> 00:11:17.140 Shit! 00:11:18.680 --> 00:11:19.560 You see that? 00:11:19.560 --> 00:11:21.040 Hey Michael, you wanna shake my hand 00:11:21.580 --> 00:11:22.080 No 00:11:23.380 --> 00:11:24.160 WOAH! 00:11:24.420 --> 00:11:25.300 That was cool 00:11:25.780 --> 00:11:26.280 Trump! 00:11:26.280 --> 00:11:27.660 Hadoken! 00:11:29.800 --> 00:11:30.300 WOAH! 00:11:30.780 --> 00:11:31.280 DAMMIT! 00:11:31.560 --> 00:11:36.560 KAAAAMEEEE! HAAAAMEEE! 00:11:37.840 --> 00:11:38.400 HA! 00:11:40.040 --> 00:11:40.540 WOAH! 00:11:41.160 --> 00:11:41.920 Oh shit! 00:11:42.560 --> 00:11:43.080 No! 00:11:43.240 --> 00:11:44.040 Woah! 00:11:44.260 --> 00:11:45.480 WOAHHH! HO HO HO HO! 00:11:45.940 --> 00:11:46.620 What are you gonna do? 00:11:48.100 --> 00:11:48.600 WOAH! 00:11:49.080 --> 00:11:49.580 GOT EM! 00:11:53.040 --> 00:11:53.760 WOAH! 00:11:54.200 --> 00:11:54.700 WOAH! 00:11:56.440 --> 00:11:57.560 WANNA BURN TRUMP! 00:11:58.760 --> 00:12:00.500 I WANNA BURN TRUMP! 00:12:01.340 --> 00:12:03.620 LET US JUST BE CLEAR THAT NO MATTER IF IT'S TRUMP OR HILLARY 00:12:03.620 --> 00:12:05.320 I WOULD STILL BURN THE PIÑATA 00:12:05.320 --> 00:12:06.460 And I didnt get the piñata 00:12:06.560 --> 00:12:07.800 Alright, I don't care 00:12:08.400 --> 00:12:08.900 Now 00:12:09.200 --> 00:12:10.320 To burn Trump 00:12:12.280 --> 00:12:12.940 BOCHI! 00:12:12.940 --> 00:12:13.600 WOAH! 00:12:15.560 --> 00:12:16.560 DONALD TRUMP! 00:12:17.180 --> 00:12:18.380 DONALD TRUMP! 00:12:18.740 --> 00:12:21.940 THIS TRUMP ON FIREEEEEEEEEEEEE! 00:12:22.760 --> 00:12:25.500 THIS TRUMP IS ON FIREEEEEEEEEE! 00:12:25.600 --> 00:12:29.120 THE TRUMP THE TRUMP THE TRUMP IS ON FIRE! 00:12:29.600 --> 00:12:31.920 WE DON'T NEED NO WALL LIKE THE TRUMP 00:12:32.380 --> 00:12:33.080 BURN! 00:12:33.340 --> 00:12:34.700 DOESN'T MATTER WHO WINS! 00:12:35.060 --> 00:12:36.160 As long as I don't get a strike 00:12:36.480 --> 00:12:37.040 Who won? 00:12:37.160 --> 00:12:38.840 Trump wins in North Carolina 00:12:40.160 --> 00:12:41.040 MY BOY! 00:12:42.680 --> 00:12:44.280 I'm finally invested 00:12:44.700 --> 00:12:46.720 In a Freaking American election 00:12:47.240 --> 00:12:49.160 We've gone on for way too long 00:12:49.220 --> 00:12:49.720 Woah! 00:12:51.680 --> 00:12:52.720 He looks insane! 00:12:52.780 --> 00:12:53.500 Look at him 00:12:53.800 --> 00:12:54.760 He looks like darth vader 00:12:55.100 --> 00:12:55.740 Wait so 00:12:55.920 --> 00:12:57.000 Who's winning the election? 00:12:57.180 --> 00:12:57.680 Trump 00:12:58.060 --> 00:12:58.820 Trump is winning? 00:12:58.820 --> 00:12:59.660 It looks like it yeah 00:12:59.660 --> 00:13:01.620 It is far enough ahead now 00:13:01.620 --> 00:13:02.120 No 00:13:02.120 --> 00:13:03.380 They maybe call it 00:13:03.380 --> 00:13:04.100 Seriously 00:13:04.700 --> 00:13:05.200 What?? 00:13:05.440 --> 00:13:07.480 It looks like you boys are getting some strikes 00:13:07.580 --> 00:13:11.660 He got this weird like where his eyes are really close to his inside his skull 00:13:11.660 --> 00:13:12.720 Nice strike buddy 00:13:13.200 --> 00:13:13.700 No 00:13:14.540 --> 00:13:15.260 HAHAHA 00:13:18.160 --> 00:13:19.920 That's a sexy strike 00:13:20.340 --> 00:13:21.380 BOI! 00:13:23.860 --> 00:13:24.800 UHHHH 00:13:25.120 --> 00:13:26.860 Oh Brad good one! 00:13:27.500 --> 00:13:28.280 How do you feel? 00:13:28.880 --> 00:13:30.640 One step closer to a tattoo 00:13:31.580 --> 00:13:32.560 You hail a strike on me 00:13:32.560 --> 00:13:33.900 Trump wins in Georgia 00:13:33.940 --> 00:13:34.440 NO! 00:13:34.640 --> 00:13:35.780 This can't be happening 00:13:36.540 --> 00:13:37.460 My boy! 00:13:37.940 --> 00:13:39.620 Wait I'm so upset about it 00:13:39.620 --> 00:13:40.740 Wait, Trump won?? 00:13:41.180 --> 00:13:42.140 Trump won! 00:13:42.660 --> 00:13:44.560 I don't care there's Toblerone here!! 00:13:44.560 --> 00:13:46.220 I'M TALKING ABOUT TOBLERONE 00:13:47.680 --> 00:13:49.680 Stop, stop your man spreading 00:13:53.120 --> 00:13:54.680 UHH UHH 00:13:56.040 --> 00:13:58.320 That was legit terrifying from my angle 00:13:59.060 --> 00:14:01.740 What the hell? What the fuck was that?? 00:14:04.760 --> 00:14:06.280 This cannot 00:14:06.280 --> 00:14:07.420 Disgusting 00:14:07.420 --> 00:14:08.840 Well that's another day of Birdabo 00:14:09.340 --> 00:14:10.960 Who won the election? I don't know? 00:14:11.300 --> 00:14:12.500 We're gonna have to see 00:14:12.580 --> 00:14:14.660 There's probably gonna be riots and shit anyway 00:14:14.980 --> 00:14:16.500 But I hope you enjoyed another day 00:14:17.280 --> 00:14:19.040 Sharing it with you was fun 00:14:19.220 --> 00:14:20.940 Please leave a like if you enjoyed this episode 00:14:20.940 --> 00:14:22.760 It really helps out a lot and I really appreciate it 00:14:22.760 --> 00:14:25.320 Share Birdabo with your friends you think are gonna 00:14:25.320 --> 00:14:27.220 Enjoy it and I'll see you bros 00:14:28.080 --> 00:14:28.960 Next episode 00:14:28.960 --> 00:14:29.880 Stay awesome bros