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我一日比一日更似顛佬

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沒錯

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我看似一種流浪漢的鬚

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Marzia 你仲唔仲意？

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M: no

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你唔仲意?

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咁好好睇

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好多女仔會為左似依個樣而顛

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我意思是想要個男朋友係咁既樣

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今日是選舉日

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意思是

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當你睇緊這條片

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你已經知道是誰贏了成為了下一個總統

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我投給希拉里克林頓

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佢經常都完美著地

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我現在才發現

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他們可以睇到我

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反正我現在要去健身

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我現在心情很差 我講真

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我真係

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好煩

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但通常我去健身後心情都會變好 所以

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我們3 2 1 後見

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Holy shit

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我感覺好了很多 我都估唔到

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真係個好好既健身

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特朗普 你覺得點

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你知唔知 唔理今晚發生咩事 誰贏了

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這個特朗普

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都會燃燒

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OH YEAH BABY

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OMG

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佢去左邊

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我感覺好了 我剃左鬚

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M: oh 你睇落靚仔左

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Yeah?

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你唔仲意鬚係咪？

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M: 我意思是我需要去愛佢

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咁 如果你們仲意我留鬚 你知是誰的錯

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M: 對唔住 係我

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M: 係我

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你應該要留鬚

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冇錯 真的 佢應該要留

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你仲意？

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你仲意？

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M: no

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WHAT?

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好 依加

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我地要去Santa Monica

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因為Marzia

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有個午餐會議

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但我都要跟去

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然後佢好開心

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OMG 係Birdabo

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Hey 小傢伙 小Birdabo

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Birdabo?

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咁係咪性騷擾？

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我諗唔係

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BYE BIRDABO

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所以我們現在要去K-Town

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即係韓國城

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那裏有很多很正既野

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所以我好興奮 要去睇下

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所以我地行啦

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今晚 特朗普會被犧牲

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Garble唔可以更興奮

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我有個包裹

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我好好奇 係咪來自瘋狂粉絲

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我估唔到會咁快寄到黎

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這個會很適合特朗普

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所以

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你可以用這個射火球

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超型的

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我上網見到  然後我覺得 我一定要買

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你可以用手發射火球

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我今晚一定要試

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我今晚一定要試

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黎啦

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有危險性

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請正確使用並觀看指示影片

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如果沒有遵照指示有可能會受傷

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EHH

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好戲上演

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我真係唔識捲吸毒的捲軸

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我平日沒有這樣做  我發誓

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我冇吸毒

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好 保持距離

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因為佢要爆出黎

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你準備好未？

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M: yes

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你有影到？

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M: mhm hmm

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WELL

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我諗我需要充電

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Brad 上車

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請乘搭交通工具

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B: 我超快的

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繼續

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Damn 你好快

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你跑真係好快

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B: 你聽唔聽到？ 音速小子的主題曲

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你要撞啦 兄弟

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我們在韓國城

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有人同我們講 這裏有很多小混混

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我們完全唔知自己做緊咩

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但我們是瑞典人

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所以他們最好同我注意下

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係G-Dragon

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係我既最愛

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You wanna go

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B: 停

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B: 唔好再唱

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這個 先係真正既好野

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超正

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你會真係想要

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你知唔知道   如果你想要女朋友

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你一個人的時候

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你播這個

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佢就會出現

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佢就會出現

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唔好同Marzia講

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我應該要贏邊個

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M: 我覺得Freddy係最型

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快點

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咁先係架 兄弟

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黎啦 Foxy

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M: 唔好

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抓住佢

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比隻狐狸比我

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OOOHHH

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MY GOD!

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連睇都冇睇

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冇睇到

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YEAHH

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我得未？

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我得左

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OOOHHH

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我們都買了戰鬥陀螺

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我們都同意贏家

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會少一個警告

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黎啦

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你準備好玩戰鬥陀螺？

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M: 我要黎殺你啦 兄弟

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我黎啦 我既戰鬥陀螺會打敗 你既戰鬥陀螺

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M: OHHH NO

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我既戰鬥陀螺會打爆 你既戰鬥陀螺

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黎啦 3 2

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M: 比佢爆衝啦

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我諗我會贏 加油

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M: 撞佢 撞佢

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M: NO

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戰鬥陀螺加油

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加油 我們要啲錢

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你做咩 你整到我既

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NO!

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黎啦  戰鬥陀螺 加油

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戰鬥陀螺 戰鬥陀螺 戰鬥陀螺

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M: 佢撞到牆

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佢總是不停地轉

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比錢我

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仲有警告

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你有警告

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你有警告

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好下次

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然後我們同意了贏家少一個警告

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我既戰鬥陀螺唔會停

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我既戰鬥陀螺唔會停

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我既戰鬥陀螺唔會停

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你連戰鬥陀螺都唔識組裝

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你做咩 你返去㕸

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M: 你完啦？

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Yeah

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M: 打成點

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好好

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提醒我 當我係細路既時候

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有趣事實 我完成要一隻鷹

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Eww

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贊助商

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好啦所以 今晚是選舉日

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冇人真的知道誰是贏家

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所以我們決定

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你會減一個警告

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如果你估中誰贏的

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B: 但如果你估錯 你就會多一個

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估錯都會有警告 ?

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B: YEAH

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好 我要估 我諗希拉里會贏

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B: 你投希拉里？

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Yeah

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M: 我都投希拉里

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B: 唔好 咁代表我一定要投特朗普

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B: 你知唔知 反止我都已經輸左

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B: NO

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B:  為了記錄

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B:  我同意投特朗普

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B: 所以我要投比特朗普

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B: 我要投比我既兄弟

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B: 首先我們要燃燒佢

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好 現在應該會成功

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我真係好驚

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好啦

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M: SHIT

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你睇唔睇到

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Hey Michae l你想同我握手嗎？

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M: no

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woahh

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好型

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特朗普

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WOAH

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DAMN IT

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龜波氣……

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功

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WOAH

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OH SHIT

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WOAH

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WOAH HO HO HO

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WOAH

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打到啦

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WOAH

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WOAH

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想要燒特朗普

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我想要 燒特朗普

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我們講清楚先  不論是特朗普

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還是希拉里   我都會燒皮納塔

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現在 我沒有皮納塔

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所以我不在乎

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現在

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黎 燒特朗普

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Donald Trump

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Donald Trump

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It Trump is on fire

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The Trump the Trump the Trump is on fire

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我們不需要像特朗普一樣

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誰贏不重要

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只要我沒有警告就得啦

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誰贏了

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M: 特朗普贏了北卡羅來納州

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B: 我的孩子

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B: 我終於投資正確

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B:  在美國該死的選舉上

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我們一早就係專家

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佢睇落好瘋狂

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你睇佢

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佢好似darth Vader 黑武士

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等等 所以

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誰贏了選舉

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B: 特朗普

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特朗普領先？

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B: 睇起來係

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唔會

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真定假

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WHAT?

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B: 睇落 你兩個要有警告

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佢變得好怪  眼睛靠近 向佢骨頭凹入

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B:依個係咪警告

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唔會

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B: HAHA

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B: 依個性感既警告

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B: 感覺點

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距離刺青又近一步

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你害我 多左一個警告

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NO

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冇可能發生

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我好沮喪

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等陣你話特朗普贏左

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我不在乎   有三角朱古力

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我講緊三角朱古力

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係我的角度

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係我的角度 真係好驚

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WTF

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唔得

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B: 好嘔心

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係另一日的Birdabo

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誰贏了選舉   我唔知

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我們要等著睇

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反正應該會有動亂之類的

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但我希望你仲意今日

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和你們分享好有趣

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喜歡的話 請按個讚

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咁好有幫助   真係好感激

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分享Birdabo給你的朋友 當你覺得他們會享受

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兄弟們

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下集見

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保持讚