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我變得越來越像瘋子了

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對吧?

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看起來像謎片會出現的鬍子

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你喜歡嗎?Marzia

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不喜歡!?

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你不喜歡這個!?

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它看起來超棒的欸!!

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很多女生會被我迷死

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我的意思是我想要有個有這種鬍子的男友_

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今天是選舉日

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所以說

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現在正在看這個影片的你

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已經知道誰當選美國總統了

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LA Slippy : 我投給Hillary Clinton(希拉蕊 柯林頓)!

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他每次都完美著陸

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(*一首我手機Shazam不到的老歌*)

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(註:Shazam不只是超級英雄的名字
同時也是一款音樂辨識APP)

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*笑*

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我剛剛才發現

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他們看得到我

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*笑*

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我現在要去健身房

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然後我心情真的很糟，沒在騙

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心情真他喵的...

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*咳* 煩 *咳*

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去健身房通常會讓我心情好一點，所以...

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我們在三、二、一秒後見

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天啊!

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我感覺好多了，我沒料到欸

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那才叫他喵的運動嘛

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Trump(川普)，你怎麼說?

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你知道嗎?無論今晚的結果怎樣，不管誰贏

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這個川普

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會燒起來!

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爽啦!寶貝

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ฅ●ω●ฅ

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歐買尬

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牠去哪了????

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感覺很棒，我刮了鬍子

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你看起來很帥

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真的?

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你不喜歡鬍子 是嗎?

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我的意思是我沒有愛過它

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如果你們喜歡鬍子，那你們就會知道誰是錯的了_

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拍謝

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就是我

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妳應該要有個鬍子

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沒錯，妳應該要有

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*電子音樂*

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妳喜歡嗎?

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妳尬意嗎?

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不

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什麼!?

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*更多電子音樂*

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現在

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我們要去Santa Monica(聖塔莫尼卡)

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因為Marzia

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有個午餐會議要開

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但我也要跟著去

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她真的很開心

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*笑*

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那是bird(鳥)嗎?

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歐買尬，是birdabo

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哈囉 啦吧低birdabo

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BIRDABO?

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那算性騷擾嗎?

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我猜不是

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掰! BIRDABO

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我們現在要去K Town

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意思是"韓國城"

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那裡有很多酷東西

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我真的很興奮要去那裡

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呃....走吧

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今晚川普會被當祭品

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Garble再興奮不過了!
(Garble couldn't be more excited!)

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我拿到一個包裹

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我猜可能是瘋狂粉絲寄的?!

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我沒料到會那麼快寄過來!!

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這對川普來說一定很讚

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所以

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你可以用這個射火球

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超酷的!

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我在網路上看到的，我就想說我一定要買

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你可以從手中射出火球欸

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我今晚一定要試

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我今晚一定要踹踹看

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不是吧!

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致命(vital)

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適當使用且須觀看教學影片(Pewds不會)

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否則可能導致人身傷害

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阿(我就說吧)

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讓這個寶貝上路吧

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我的捲麻菸(weed rolling)技巧不是最好的

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我才沒有那麼做呢，我發誓

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我不抽大麻!

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閃遠一點!

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因為這絕對會很勁爆

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準備好了?

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Marzia : 對!

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有在錄厚?

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Marzia : 嗯哼

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哇!!!!!

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我猜它需要充電啦

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*糟糕的音樂*

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Brad! 進來車子裡!

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進來車子(vehicle)啦!

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快如閃電!

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繼續啊!

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天啊，你超快!

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真的跑很快!

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有聽到嗎?是音速小子(sonic)的主題曲

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滴督滴滴督滴滴督滴 嘟~嘟~嘟~

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你前面有麻煩了，小子!

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Rings(戒指)

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我們在K Town了

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聽說這裡有很多幫派

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我壓根不知道我們在幹嘛

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但我們是瑞典人!

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所以他們最好給我小心一點

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這是G-Dragon

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他是我的最愛

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♪ You wanna go ♪

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*碎碎念*

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停!

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拜託停下!

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*繼續碎碎念*

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這，是真正爛!

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超棒

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你真的會想要?

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如果你想要一個女朋友

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如果你單身

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你放這個!

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她就會在那裡

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她就會出現

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不要告訴Marzia

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我應該抓哪一個?

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我覺得Freddy是最酷的(出自佛萊迪的五夜驚魂)

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拜託

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那就對了

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給我Foxy!

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不!

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抓他!

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給我那隻狐狸!

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歐歐歐歐歐

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買尬

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連看都不要看

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我就是不要看

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耶~

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*耳朵RIP*

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我有做對嗎?

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*耳朵RIPx2*

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我做到了

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*耳朵RIPx3*

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噢噢噢噢噢噢!

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我們都買了戰鬥陀螺(Beyblade)

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我們都同意贏家

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能少掉一條線

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來吧

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準備好戰鬥了嗎????

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我會獵殺你

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我的戰....

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我的戰鬥陀螺會摧毀你的戰鬥陀螺

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噢不!

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我的戰鬥陀螺會粉碎我....你的戰鬥陀螺

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準備 3 , 2

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發射!!!!

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戰鬥陀螺!

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*史詩戰鬥音樂*

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我猜我要贏了

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來吧!

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做掉它!做掉它!

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*史詩戰鬥音樂*

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不!

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上吧戰鬥陀螺

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來吧!給我那一塊

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你在幹嗎? 你碰到我的了!!!

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哈哈!

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不!

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來啊!

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上啊!戰鬥陀螺 上啊!

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不要碰!

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耶!

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戰鬥陀螺 戰鬥陀螺 戰鬥陀螺

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我的碰到牆了啦

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*安息ㄅ耳機用戶*

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永遠不會停止轉啦

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錢哪!!

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還有一條直線

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你得到一條直線

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不!

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你明明說贏家少一條!

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是你得到一條

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對，Michael得到一條

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他說贏家少一條

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爽啦!永不停...

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而且我們都同意贏家能少掉一條線

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我的戰鬥陀螺永遠不會停

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我的戰鬥陀螺永遠不會停*2

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我的戰鬥陀螺永遠不...

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你根本不知道怎麼玩戰鬥陀螺

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你算什麼咖小?

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回家吧你!

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打完了?

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對

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感覺怎樣?

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蠻不錯的

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讓我想起我小時候

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有趣的事實 : 我煮(done)了一隻鵰

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矮額

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*笑*

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今晚是選舉夜

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沒有人真的知道誰會贏

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所以我們決定

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如果你知道誰會贏

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你就少一條直線

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但如果猜錯就加一條

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猜錯就加一條?

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對

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那我要猜...我覺得希拉蕊會贏

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你覺得希拉蕊會贏?

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對

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我也覺得希拉蕊會贏

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那不就表示我要猜川普了?

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耶!

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猜怎麼著?我已經準備好要輸了

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不重要啦!

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不

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為了記錄

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我同意而且也會投給川普

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所以我要猜川普會贏

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去吧我的老兄!

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好男人

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現在該來看他燒起來了

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*笑*

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好，應該可以正常運作了

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我超怕的

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要來囉

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靠邀!!

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看到了嗎?

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嘿 Michael想要跟我握手嗎?

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不要

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哇!

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超酷的

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川普!

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波動拳(Hadouken)!

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哇!

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天啊!

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龜(か)...派(め)...氣(は)....功(め)....

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哈(波)!

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臥!

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靠邀!

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不要!

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哇!

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哇! 厚!厚!厚!厚!

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你要幹嗎?

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哇!

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成功!

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哇!

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哇!

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燒掉川普!

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我想要燒掉川普!

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先把話說在前頭，不管是贏得是川普還是希拉蕊

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我都燒掉這個Piñata(皮納塔)

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我才不會心疼Piñata

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好嗎? 我不在乎

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現在

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該來燒川普了

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咻!

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哇!

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Donald Trump(唐納 川普)!

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唐納 川普!

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♪ This Trump is on fire ♪ (出自Alicia Keys - Girl On Fire)

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♪ This Trump is on fire ♪

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♪ The Trump the Trump the Trump is on fire!  ♪

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我們不需要高牆

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燃燒吧!

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誰贏並不重要

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只要我不要再得到一條線

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誰贏?

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川普贏到了North Carolina(北卡羅萊納)的票

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真不愧是我的兄弟

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我最後的投資_

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是在一場天殺的美國選舉上_

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我們還要等很久

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哇!

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他超狂的!

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看看他

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看起來像Darth Vader(達斯 維達) (出自星際大戰)

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揪都嘛得

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誰贏了選舉?

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川普

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川普贏了?

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看起來是的

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現在票數相差很多

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不

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可能是真的_

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認真?

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什麼??

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看來你們兩個要拿到一個直線了

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他真的長得很奇怪，他的眼睛非常靠近他的頭骨_

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直線不錯看

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噢不

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哈哈哈

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好一條性感的直線

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老兄!!

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呃呃呃

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Brad做得好!

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感覺怎麼樣?

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差一步就要刺青了

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你竟然因為我得到一條直線而歡呼_

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川普贏到了Georgia(喬治亞州)的票

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不!

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這不可能發生

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好兄dei!

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我好生氣

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等一下，川普贏了??

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川普贏了!

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我不在乎Toblerone(瑞士三角巧克力)了啦!

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我在說的是Toblerone勒

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停，不要再開腿了(manspreading)

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呃呃呃

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從我這個角度看超可怕的啦!

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搞什麼?他喵的到底是什麼??

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我不能...

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噁心!

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又是新的Birdabo

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誰贏了選舉? 我不知道

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我們還要再看一下

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可能會有暴動或是什麼鬼的

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我希望你享受這幾天_

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跟你們分享真的很好玩

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如果你真的很享受這集請按個讚

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真的對我幫助很大，我也真的很感謝你

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跟你的朋友分享Birdabo

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我會在下一集見到你們

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兄弟拳

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川普贏了

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VD 翻譯+字幕

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從這集開始就突然沒有中文了

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有英文字幕的幫助下大致上看得懂

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所以嘗試上了中文字幕

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基本這算是我第一部翻譯作品

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如果字幕後面有底線(_)代表我覺得我翻譯的不太好

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如果有人可以幫我擦屁股的話就太好了

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下方會顯示字幕由我提供，有條路通向我的頻道

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想要批判或是給我建議的我都會虛心接受

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下一集可能也會翻譯，只不過不會那麼快
(上字幕時間190208)

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